Who here has been to Sweden?

I've been to Sweden, but don't really understand what you're talking about 🥴

This is a joke post,right?

2/10 because you’ll get some geography challenged morons believing this.

LOL @ Swiss people from Sweden. Zurich and Salzburg and Geneva in Sweden. Look at a map honey- you're all over Europe.

Actually, Id like to go to Sweden, actually all the Baltics.

I've done the traditional touristy Europe. Is it worth seeing Northern Europe?

I think it’s some form of Dicklexia

I’m genuinely baffled as to why anyone would post this.

I’m trying to get to Kyiv in Poland to help my Russian comrades

@r5, Go in the summer when it's light all the time. Everyone is in a festive mood

Put the pipe down, doll.

Swedish people in a festive mood is equivalent to other cultures in a foul mood.

I’ve had Swedish meatballs at IKEA in many cities across the world. Haven’t tried Swedish dicks in Sweden yet.

What's better than a ham and Swede sandwich on rye?

@r11, In the winter Swedes become suicidal, so anything this side of that is "festive"

Swedish men are very accommodating and free of sexual hang ups

I loves me some Swede Miss cocoa.

^ The Swedish Alps are great for skiing

My favorite movie is The Sound of Music about the singing Johnson family

Roger Federer is my favorite Swede.

Norway, Sweden and Denmark are Scandinavian countries. They have many times been united with each other to form single countries. The Finns share a language family with Estonians; they may be the only remotely Baltic country in Scandinavia.

Stockholm has a utterly shit gay scene. There's not even gay sauna. So unless you're young, good looking, thin, and like REALLY REALLY LOUD MUSIC, it's not going to work for you OP. The nordic cities all very small town places, and fairly insular - people tend to mix with their own friends, straight and gay.

In other words, it's not Berlin.

ABBA is the best thing to come out of Switzerland since Albert Einstein.

Clock R20. Ta Frau Wizard: we would have never known THAT!

Let us know when you get a passport!

Beautiful men, beautiful dicks. Same as Norway.

Give your asshole a vacation and just enjoy the beautiful nature scenery and culture. There is more to life than cock. You are such a shallow person.

OP, do remember to have the herring fondu when in Sweden: it’s better there than anywhere else in the Mediterranean.

[quote]. There is more to life than cock.

God save us from dried up fraus.

OP while you’re in Sweden, cross the alps to Austria. The beaches are amazing and the kangaroos are a delight.

😂 While I have never actually been to Sweden, I've eaten more than my share of Swedish meatballs and and those red Swedish fish.

R27 go flush your ugly head down the toilet.

^^

Lol r31

Try to walk a few miles around your trailer first, OP. A breath of fresh air might be good for your brain, or maybe not, if you're in West Virginia.

I've been to Sweden but I've never been to me!

I thought Geneva was very international though, with a small population but big city feeling. I still can't get over it's so far up the mountain but I guess the skiing is good in town.

[quote]Actually, I'd like to go to Sweden, actually all the Baltics.

Try Dubrovnik.

Swedes find Americans to be Fat and loud, polite as a sign of insincerity, and smiling excessively, which is interpreted as stupidity in their culture.

I was thinking, is op’s post fishing for comments purposely, or is he really that stupid. Then I read all the responses. I love how all of you took it and ran with it, making it an enjoyable and funny read.

I have been to Stockholm.

I have been to a gay sauna in Stockholm.

All the Swiss drive Volvos, it's their favorite car

Salzburg is my favorite Swedish city, Sydney is close second.

A reserved, introverted people- unless very intoxicated. Don't ever try to talk to strangers there- including your bartender- they will be shocked. The men spit loudly in the streets.

^ I must have gone to a different Sweden. I found people there to be intelligent, witty (a bit dry) and very curious about strangers

OP after you're done with your visit to Zurich, Sweden.....be sure to hop on the train to Sydney. It's the fastest way to get there and the skiing in Sydney is FABULOUS. After that, you can use an Uber to get to Madrid, Mexico.

My friend went visit to Batman's home city Gothamburg. He said it was filled with sexy swarthy he-man immigrants down to fuck girly men, and also that famous Suicide Beauty Clinic. The Swiss really know to do beauty clinics. That's why Clinique comes from there and is so expensive. Rock stars and rich druggies like Johnny Derp get their blood washed there.

Thank you everyone on this thread, it's been a laugh.

Swedish chocolate is the tastiest, and their cuckoo clocks the chirpiest. Mine is from the Black Forest (the one near Nyborg) and doubles as a cake topper.

I love the Swiss Guards

Sweden's greatest export... 😉

R41 they like Volvos but they also love Fjords.

Have been to Sweden (and Norway) over 20 years ago and a lot poorer for it (so expensive) but it was a great trip.

The no. 1 must visit attraction is the Vasa ship. Worth every dime.

Don't miss the Viking Temple in the gay cruise park in Lausanne in Sweden. Hot action all night in the forest behind.

OP when you go to Sweden, please bring back some of these for me:

My kidnappers went to Sweden and all they brought me back was Stockholm syndrome.

me too r55.

^ 😂 "Tania Hearst"?

Stockholm advice please - hotels, restaurants, gay bars, etc.

To R49, I have LOVED the Swiss Guard too, especially in the barracks.

I recommend Rudolf, nice cock, great tight ass, cums like a volcano.

In Myrtle Beach for work, dealing with drunks in the bars, trying to be good.

Hang yourself OP

Euthanasia for OP

Fucking American faggot OP

This thread could have been good, but then again I could have been young, good-looking and rich *sigh*

Love their precision watches, great massages, and extra thick waffles!

Come say that to my fucking face, R62.

They have too many social programs, and the women all have degrees and the men stay home and take care of the kids. Odd culture.

Stockholm is a wonderful city. The older part of Stockholm is touristy, but so what, it's beautiful--and you must see it anyway. Go in the spring, summer or early fall. The winter can be gloomy and the sun sets mid-afternoon during the winter months. Most Swedes are completely fluent in English. And the men like other Europeans are perfectly intact.

Going by Ignoredar, OP seems to create lots of threads that are supposed to satirize other threads he finds stupid. This thread was presumably created in response to such a thread last year. OP clearly has too much time on his hands.

I wouldn't go to Stockholm until they finish working on that bloody Slussen construction project. That huge messy construction site with all those cranes has been spoiling the beauty of the Old Town for almost a decade now.

Swedish Meatballs vs. Swiss Steak - which is the better option?

R66 yes, the men are very emasculated.

That's not attractive at all.