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Who here has been to Sweden?

I’d love to visit Zurich and Salzburg. I have met a few Swiss people from Sweden and they all seem practical and helpful. And the Swiss Prince is very handsome. But the language seems exotic except in Geneva where they don't speak Swedo but Franco cause it's in The France near Cans. I just didn't know it was so far up the mountain. Well? Are the boys cute? Stockhome good for a cock holiday?

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by Anonymousreply 72September 18, 2023 11:01 AM

I've been to Sweden, but don't really understand what you're talking about 🥴

by Anonymousreply 1May 23, 2022 9:55 PM

This is a joke post,right?

by Anonymousreply 2May 23, 2022 10:02 PM

2/10 because you’ll get some geography challenged morons believing this.

by Anonymousreply 3May 23, 2022 10:02 PM

LOL @ Swiss people from Sweden. Zurich and Salzburg and Geneva in Sweden. Look at a map honey- you're all over Europe.

by Anonymousreply 4May 23, 2022 10:04 PM

Actually, Id like to go to Sweden, actually all the Baltics.

I've done the traditional touristy Europe. Is it worth seeing Northern Europe?

by Anonymousreply 5May 23, 2022 10:05 PM

I think it’s some form of Dicklexia

by Anonymousreply 6May 23, 2022 10:06 PM

I’m genuinely baffled as to why anyone would post this.

by Anonymousreply 7May 23, 2022 10:13 PM

I’m trying to get to Kyiv in Poland to help my Russian comrades

by Anonymousreply 8May 23, 2022 10:13 PM

@r5, Go in the summer when it's light all the time. Everyone is in a festive mood

by Anonymousreply 9May 23, 2022 10:14 PM

Put the pipe down, doll.

by Anonymousreply 10May 23, 2022 10:16 PM

Swedish people in a festive mood is equivalent to other cultures in a foul mood.

by Anonymousreply 11May 23, 2022 10:16 PM

I’ve had Swedish meatballs at IKEA in many cities across the world. Haven’t tried Swedish dicks in Sweden yet.

by Anonymousreply 12May 23, 2022 10:17 PM

What's better than a ham and Swede sandwich on rye?

by Anonymousreply 13May 23, 2022 10:19 PM

@r11, In the winter Swedes become suicidal, so anything this side of that is "festive"

by Anonymousreply 14May 23, 2022 10:20 PM

Swedish men are very accommodating and free of sexual hang ups

by Anonymousreply 15May 23, 2022 10:23 PM

I loves me some Swede Miss cocoa.

by Anonymousreply 16May 23, 2022 10:25 PM

^ The Swedish Alps are great for skiing

by Anonymousreply 17May 23, 2022 10:27 PM

My favorite movie is The Sound of Music about the singing Johnson family

by Anonymousreply 18May 23, 2022 10:30 PM

Roger Federer is my favorite Swede.

by Anonymousreply 19May 23, 2022 10:31 PM

Norway, Sweden and Denmark are Scandinavian countries. They have many times been united with each other to form single countries. The Finns share a language family with Estonians; they may be the only remotely Baltic country in Scandinavia.

by Anonymousreply 20May 23, 2022 10:36 PM

Stockholm has a utterly shit gay scene. There's not even gay sauna. So unless you're young, good looking, thin, and like REALLY REALLY LOUD MUSIC, it's not going to work for you OP. The nordic cities all very small town places, and fairly insular - people tend to mix with their own friends, straight and gay.

In other words, it's not Berlin.

by Anonymousreply 21May 23, 2022 10:37 PM

ABBA is the best thing to come out of Switzerland since Albert Einstein.

by Anonymousreply 22May 23, 2022 10:39 PM

Clock R20. Ta Frau Wizard: we would have never known THAT!

Let us know when you get a passport!

by Anonymousreply 23May 23, 2022 10:42 PM

Beautiful men, beautiful dicks. Same as Norway.

by Anonymousreply 24May 23, 2022 10:44 PM

Give your asshole a vacation and just enjoy the beautiful nature scenery and culture. There is more to life than cock. You are such a shallow person.

by Anonymousreply 25May 23, 2022 10:44 PM

OP, do remember to have the herring fondu when in Sweden: it’s better there than anywhere else in the Mediterranean.

by Anonymousreply 26May 23, 2022 10:45 PM

[quote]. There is more to life than cock.

God save us from dried up fraus.

by Anonymousreply 27May 23, 2022 10:47 PM

OP while you’re in Sweden, cross the alps to Austria. The beaches are amazing and the kangaroos are a delight.

by Anonymousreply 28May 23, 2022 10:47 PM

😂 While I have never actually been to Sweden, I've eaten more than my share of Swedish meatballs and and those red Swedish fish.

by Anonymousreply 29May 23, 2022 10:50 PM

R27 go flush your ugly head down the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 30May 23, 2022 10:57 PM


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by Anonymousreply 31May 23, 2022 11:07 PM

Lol r31

by Anonymousreply 32May 23, 2022 11:26 PM

Try to walk a few miles around your trailer first, OP. A breath of fresh air might be good for your brain, or maybe not, if you're in West Virginia.

by Anonymousreply 33May 24, 2022 12:31 AM

I've been to Sweden but I've never been to me!

by Anonymousreply 34May 24, 2022 12:54 AM

I thought Geneva was very international though, with a small population but big city feeling. I still can't get over it's so far up the mountain but I guess the skiing is good in town.

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by Anonymousreply 35May 24, 2022 1:45 AM

[quote]Actually, I'd like to go to Sweden, actually all the Baltics.

Try Dubrovnik.

by Anonymousreply 36May 24, 2022 1:59 AM

Swedes find Americans to be Fat and loud, polite as a sign of insincerity, and smiling excessively, which is interpreted as stupidity in their culture.

by Anonymousreply 37May 24, 2022 2:38 AM

I was thinking, is op’s post fishing for comments purposely, or is he really that stupid. Then I read all the responses. I love how all of you took it and ran with it, making it an enjoyable and funny read.

by Anonymousreply 38May 24, 2022 5:33 AM

I have been to Stockholm.

by Anonymousreply 39May 24, 2022 6:46 AM

I have been to a gay sauna in Stockholm.

by Anonymousreply 40May 24, 2022 6:47 AM

All the Swiss drive Volvos, it's their favorite car

by Anonymousreply 41May 24, 2022 7:41 AM

Salzburg is my favorite Swedish city, Sydney is close second.

by Anonymousreply 42May 24, 2022 7:53 AM

A reserved, introverted people- unless very intoxicated. Don't ever try to talk to strangers there- including your bartender- they will be shocked. The men spit loudly in the streets.

by Anonymousreply 43May 24, 2022 8:04 AM

^ I must have gone to a different Sweden. I found people there to be intelligent, witty (a bit dry) and very curious about strangers

by Anonymousreply 44May 24, 2022 8:15 AM

OP after you're done with your visit to Zurich, Sweden.....be sure to hop on the train to Sydney. It's the fastest way to get there and the skiing in Sydney is FABULOUS. After that, you can use an Uber to get to Madrid, Mexico.

by Anonymousreply 45May 24, 2022 8:17 AM

My friend went visit to Batman's home city Gothamburg. He said it was filled with sexy swarthy he-man immigrants down to fuck girly men, and also that famous Suicide Beauty Clinic. The Swiss really know to do beauty clinics. That's why Clinique comes from there and is so expensive. Rock stars and rich druggies like Johnny Derp get their blood washed there.

by Anonymousreply 46May 24, 2022 8:21 AM

Thank you everyone on this thread, it's been a laugh.

by Anonymousreply 47May 24, 2022 8:21 AM

Swedish chocolate is the tastiest, and their cuckoo clocks the chirpiest. Mine is from the Black Forest (the one near Nyborg) and doubles as a cake topper.

by Anonymousreply 48May 24, 2022 8:46 AM

I love the Swiss Guards

by Anonymousreply 49May 24, 2022 8:49 AM

Sweden's greatest export... 😉

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by Anonymousreply 50May 24, 2022 8:49 AM

R41 they like Volvos but they also love Fjords.

by Anonymousreply 51May 24, 2022 8:52 AM

Have been to Sweden (and Norway) over 20 years ago and a lot poorer for it (so expensive) but it was a great trip.

The no. 1 must visit attraction is the Vasa ship. Worth every dime.

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by Anonymousreply 52May 24, 2022 8:55 AM

Don't miss the Viking Temple in the gay cruise park in Lausanne in Sweden. Hot action all night in the forest behind.

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by Anonymousreply 53May 24, 2022 9:00 AM

OP when you go to Sweden, please bring back some of these for me:

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by Anonymousreply 54May 24, 2022 9:12 AM

My kidnappers went to Sweden and all they brought me back was Stockholm syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 55May 25, 2022 12:10 PM

me too r55.

by Anonymousreply 56May 26, 2022 10:01 AM

^ 😂 "Tania Hearst"?

by Anonymousreply 57May 26, 2022 10:49 AM

Stockholm advice please - hotels, restaurants, gay bars, etc.

by Anonymousreply 58September 17, 2023 8:31 PM

To R49, I have LOVED the Swiss Guard too, especially in the barracks.

I recommend Rudolf, nice cock, great tight ass, cums like a volcano.

In Myrtle Beach for work, dealing with drunks in the bars, trying to be good.

by Anonymousreply 59September 17, 2023 8:46 PM

Hang yourself OP

by Anonymousreply 60September 17, 2023 8:53 PM

Euthanasia for OP

by Anonymousreply 61September 17, 2023 8:54 PM

Fucking American faggot OP

by Anonymousreply 62September 17, 2023 8:54 PM

This thread could have been good, but then again I could have been young, good-looking and rich *sigh*

by Anonymousreply 63September 17, 2023 9:04 PM

Love their precision watches, great massages, and extra thick waffles!

by Anonymousreply 64September 17, 2023 9:19 PM

Come say that to my fucking face, R62.

by Anonymousreply 65September 17, 2023 9:23 PM

They have too many social programs, and the women all have degrees and the men stay home and take care of the kids. Odd culture.

by Anonymousreply 66September 17, 2023 9:24 PM

Stockholm is a wonderful city. The older part of Stockholm is touristy, but so what, it's beautiful--and you must see it anyway. Go in the spring, summer or early fall. The winter can be gloomy and the sun sets mid-afternoon during the winter months. Most Swedes are completely fluent in English. And the men like other Europeans are perfectly intact.

by Anonymousreply 67September 17, 2023 11:55 PM

Going by Ignoredar, OP seems to create lots of threads that are supposed to satirize other threads he finds stupid. This thread was presumably created in response to such a thread last year. OP clearly has too much time on his hands.

by Anonymousreply 68September 18, 2023 9:56 AM

I wouldn't go to Stockholm until they finish working on that bloody Slussen construction project. That huge messy construction site with all those cranes has been spoiling the beauty of the Old Town for almost a decade now.

by Anonymousreply 69September 18, 2023 10:13 AM

Swedish Meatballs vs. Swiss Steak - which is the better option?

by Anonymousreply 70September 18, 2023 10:48 AM

R66 yes, the men are very emasculated.

That's not attractive at all.

by Anonymousreply 71September 18, 2023 11:01 AM
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