Freak Parade - the Kardashians plus children out in Portofino ahead of Kourney's wedding to Travis

Travis looms above them all like the undead.

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WHAT has happened to Mason? He has Rob's genes but even Rob was cute at that age.

That Alabama broad, which strip club does she currently straddle a pole? Nice cameltoe, Kim. Where’s Bruce? Not invited?

Don't like that white hair on Kim but Pete Davidson looks like a ghoul so she'll match.

If you and every other ditto head didn't put their every fart on blast, these idiots would fade away eventually.

'That Alabama broad, which strip club does she currently straddle a pole? Nice cameltoe, Kim. Where’s Bruce? Not invited?'

The Alabama one is some kind of low grade influencer. Definite hoe vibes. Bruce won't be invited because the three Kardashes don't speak to him. We'll have to wait for Kylie to marry the mass murderer before we see him at a wedding.

Kourtney has definitely packed on some pounds. Kim looks like she has lost weight. Not being sarcastic - does Mason have a health issue? He looks unwell

Kris will soon figure out how to monetize each freaks bowel movements. And take 20%.

Mason is morbidly obese aged 16. Must be unpleasant.

Kim looks tiny - very thin legs.

Gotta give it up to Travis Barker. He makes the rest of this clan look almost normal.

Shame Penelope and Mason ended up such fugs when ideally they would have had Kourtney's dark skinny looks and Scott's striking light blue eyes. Well, she used to be skinny anyway.

Reign is gorgeous. Kourtney looks pregnant.

Reign has lovely silky black hair and a cute face. Let's hope he stays thin.

Kourtney has been trying to get pregnant with IVF procedures but I don't think she's succeeded yet.

Wow, North is all Kanye. She seems like she has his demeanor and personality, she will be the most interesting of the next generation

Mason decided on his own to step back from the media

R15 ohhh that explains the weight gain I guess with Kourtney.

Penelope will be ok I think. They should be helping out Mason though. I hope they are. Is this obesity a recent thing?

Khloe still looks like she’s insecure but trying to be the boss biotch of the family. I commend her fitness regime though. It must be really hard to maintain that when she is naturally just bigger boned et. etc than the others.

Khloe must work out for two hours a day to stay that thin. Kim looks like she's had some aggressive lipo recently. Kendall looks great but Kylie is still carrying a lot of baby weight and has ridiculously big tits. She got them enhanced and then they ballooned with pregancy and she ended up with stretch marks.

Kendall is by far the prettiest

She's not fat at all. Geez, I'd like to see what some of you look like

They all dress tacky, though

Kourtney's weight gain looks like booze and a shitty diet. She used to work out and eat clean, now it seems like she's out drinking every night with that burn victim she's marrying.

Do you think the Kardashians know deep inside that they could have all the money in the world but it wouldn't change the fact that they will always be a little bit trashy? They really are a cringeworthy family.

Nice attempt at trying to write proper English, non-native speaker @ r5. Don't give up.

[quote]Sorry - here's the link

How does it feel SUCKING?

Mason and Penelope have that Eastern European look going that they get from their Armenian heritage.

R25 Scott also has a European look to him, with the heavy eyebrows— is Disick a Polish name?

Poor Penelope looks suicidal or murderous and has such a homely face. Mason has eaten his feelings and it seems he’s en route to being Rob Jr. it’s very sad to see. Alabama looks like a stripper at the LAX club that can’t make it to downtown LA. They’re a bit chubby, major trashy and loads of bad hair extensions and lip injections. Kourtney is either Pregnant (ugh) or she’s off her fake “gluten free sugar free dairy free organic only” lifestyle. She actually used to have the best figure since it was natural (well boobs were fake) now she’s fat and short. And morphed into a fake pop punk fan girl who overdosed at the Hot Topic flash sale event. OJs secret spawn KHLOE actually looks the best figure wise and hair. Those nails are lethal weapons. Kim is a trashier version of herself every time she tries to outdo her sisters. NorthWest is chubby and dressed like a future hoe. She’s a mean girl in training. I loathe these cunts for all the airtime they take up and why I even bothered to comment. I am hating myself right now.

I think Kourtney is pregnant (pretty sure she is). Gotta leave the 12 year old kids alone- no one looks good at 12, it is a horrible age.

Kim looks dissociated on every pic. Stepford hooker.

Kim looks abit like Cher in the 1st pic.

Filthy, rancid cunts. The entire family.

Pig people

North is going to be ugly as hell. She’s looking more and more like Kanye West in a wig each day. It’s going to be a Bobbi Kristina situation…except her mom is a talentless skank.

North will magically become a swan on her 16th.

A hooker filled event.

Men with tattooed heads = creepy

15-year-old daughter pouring out of the top of her dress while hanging out with dad = creepy

[quote]North is all Kanye.

Yeah, she is, poor kid. She's in that tweener phase that doesn't flatter anyone, but that poor girl does look just like Kanye. I don't think it helps that Kim puts in these unflattering designer duds. Say this for Angelina, even out in public, her kids dress like actual *kids*

Maybe it's just the paps swarming them, but those Disick kids look unhappy! It's hard to imagine this thing with Barker will last long & in the meantime, those kids look miserable. It'll be a wonder if they don't gang up & decide to kill Kourtney in her sleep.

Imagine trying to explain to an Italian who's never heard of these people why, exactly, they're famous. It would be quite the challenge.

[quote]Kourney's

I like this. I pronounced it "Corny."

It’s like the Addams Family minus the creativity and humor. Or better yet, The Munsters.

Is Kourtney panicked about aging and playing out some rocker chick fantasy?

Revolting. Obese plastic bodies, fake smiles, horrible low level street hooker fashion, narcissist, vapid, shallow, and they all look as if they have horrendous body odor.

R42: Should have read narcissistic disease ridden whores like their whore mother.

Kim actually looks good now that she got rid of her giant fake ass.

she has a normal proportion and look human again

They all look miserable.

Alabama is a live example of parenting failure.

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la spazzatura.

Did Dolce & Gabbana sponsor this? The outfits and crucifix necklaces are atrocious. Kim looks like she’s missing a chromosome in all of her pictures. Kris has major booze bloat.

It seems Kris got D&G to exclusively dress the entire family for the wedding- smart of her.

I'm shocked. Kourtney has always been skinny. What happened? Does she not care anymore now that she's 40?

We have a Blue Ivy situation with North. It would be karma if Khloe has the most beautiful kid.

They're all repellant, but I give Kourtney a slight bit of credit for appearing to be the least surgically altered of the Kardashian sisters. She looks the closest to how she appeared before the Kardashian clan fame. Khloe and Kim are both unrecognizable compared to their former selves.

Everything they wear looks uncomfortable.

[quote]Khloe and Kim are both unrecognizable compared to their former selves.

But Khloe looks better after the surgeries and enhancements. Kim looks worse, because more plastic and blow-up doll generic.

More class and style in their pinky fingers than the entire motley Kardashian crew put together.

A sartorial aesthetic the K tramps will NEVER understand.

A young Khloe. How easy is it to spot that her father is different from her siblings'?

Kids on vacation dressed like kids, not trash in training… take a lesson Kim and Kourtney.

He looks like a goth vampire in that getup. I suppose at least he's comfortable (though hot!) compared to everyone else, but he looks genuinely terrifying.

This entire event makes the capitol in the Hunger Games look like a documentary, rather than a movie. The gross & tacky excess!

Kim looks like a freak. I think she still has her fake ass,

R54: Everything they wear looks uncomfortable.

Ill fitting as well. With the amount of money they have they can't hire someone to measure and altar their clothes to fit? Cheap, cheap, cheap. There is a reason such rich women can only seem to get low level rap musicians and tated up losers.

Wow Kourtney’s old nose in R58 is something. Kim’s face hasn’t changed all that much, looks like she’s just a nose job and fillers.

There's a non-photoshopped close-up of Kim's face about halfway down the latest DM article linked here and she is absolutely starting to get that freakish overdone look that people who have too much plastic surgery - and who have it not to soften the aging process but to entirely halt it - start to get. She's had multiple nose jobs, which is why someone compared her to Cher, above - they've both had too many and lost too much off the tips, which makes the philtrum look longer/too long.

North is also fully into her awkward tween phase and 100% takes after her father including in body type. You do wonder about the mental health of the younger Kardashians who aren't naturally beautiful - at what age do they start surgically altering themselves?

r59, JFK Jr. was a trashy attention whore, too. As ridiculous as the Kardashians are, I doubt any of these kids will manage to kill themselves and two other people.

The streets are all cobblestone and they're walking in stiletto heels. Yes, I realize the paps were called. But that's got to be damn uncomfortable to walk on cobblestones in heels like that. Cobblestones feel so good on the feet in flats.

Damn. I remember when Khloe was the fat ugly one. Now Kourtney takes that title.

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[quote] It’s going to be a Bobbi Kristina situation…except her mom is a talentless skank.

As opposed to a talented skank, like Bobbi Kristina's mother.

The one who looks like her father, Kayne, she is going to have a very difficult time in that family. North(?), having his build as well as his face while being raised by females who are obsessed by how thin they look would shatter any child's self esteem. They are the absolutely worse role models any female child could have.

That Alabama skank screams pure white trash, starting with her name.

[quote]Scott also has a European look to him, with the heavy eyebrows— is Disick a Polish name?

Scott Disick is Jewish.

Has Kourtney ever fucked a black guy? She's the total opposite of all her skank sisters, and her fat brother Rob who fucks only black chicks.

The bride looks knocked up.

I seriously do not know which one Kim is now. I never watch anything with them in it or look at any pictures of them unless it is here. I haven't seen a picture of her since she first broke up with Kayne. They honestly look gross.

[quote]It would be karma if Khloe has the most beautiful kid.

Oh no, that's not even possible. That girl was heinous even at birth. No way can she overcome Khlogre's genetics.

They look like futuristic hookers

I misread it as "the Kardashians plus-sized children out in Portofino"

There must be other families of whores out there I wonder why these skanks became so popular

Lil Kanye looks like she’s about to bust a cap in some rapper’s ass.

Youse rung, R79?

can you imagine what type of adult takes the time to judge (and then share) thoughts about how attractive or ugly celebrity children are? LITTLE children.

R20 MARY! I said she had gained weight. Not that she was fat. And it was discussed in a mature way actually. These folks make money for their looks and would be the first ones to tell you.

[quote]can you imagine what type of adult takes the time to judge (and then share) thoughts about how attractive or ugly celebrity children are? LITTLE children.

This family of skanks makes their living by surgically altering their appearances to achieve a certain look and make money off it. So many of us are going to comment on the fact that their spawn are all naturally hideous.

R84- Now let's be kind about the children. Hideous, though accurate, is a bit cruel. I think calling them an eyesore is more appropriate.

Khloe is doing the 2015 duckface lips in all her photos. But you know all she’s thinking about are cheeseburgers. The restriction she is undertaking to look that different from her actual body type is extreme.

Kourtney’s older two look so unhappy. I feel bad for them.

"Alabama Skank" would be a great name for a perfume (heavy on the civet).

Travis’ daughter looks like a blow up doll. Seriously, these kids have no chance with parents like these. Kourtney’s kids are all morphing into Scott facially, especially Mason, with Kourtney’s coloring.

[quote]can you imagine what type of adult takes the time to judge (and then share) thoughts about how attractive or ugly celebrity children are? LITTLE children.

Useless Frau alert! Useless Frau alert! Useless Frau alert!

Stinkfish, go suck a dick.

WTF are you discussing this trash on here? Gross!

You guys weren't kidding, Mason is quite ghoulish for a 12 year old. I think he is going the way of Rob, a hermit who eats his feelings as he hasn't much drive to do anything.

I read that Dolce and Gabbana is sponsoring the wedding… tacky if true.

Also, apparently Beyoncé is attendance. She and Jay Z infamously did not attend Kim and Kanye’s wedding in 2014

Rob wasn’t heavy as a kid or young adult. I think Mason will slim down in his teen years and I bet he’ll move in with Scott sooner than later. I feel like Kourtney’s kids are going to be the ones pushed to continue the Kardashian brand once they all get older.

They must be giving Penelope a terrible time for having no lips. I bet in a few years she will emerge with giant lips like Kylie.

Barker looks like he's missing a tooth on the upper right side, like the canine. CHRIST, he's UGLY!!!!

Mason was going for some dramatic looks for his age

Khloe looks like she’s dressed for a shift at the local puta strip club. Freaks. All of them.

[quote] Also, apparently Beyoncé is attendance. She and Jay Z infamously did not attend Kim and Kanye’s wedding in 2014

I really doubt B & Jay Z will be at this wedding. No way.

Out of all the 2nd generation kids, I'd say Chicago (daughter of Kim & Kanye) would be the breakout star. She looks like Kim.

'That Alabama skank screams pure white trash, starting with her name.'

She's actually called Bama for short by everyone which is even worse.

'Out of all the 2nd generation kids, I'd say Chicago (daughter of Kim & Kanye) would be the breakout star. She looks like Kim.'

She looks cute now but so did North at age 4. She is very round and tubby in the limbs and if that goes to her face her prettiness is gone. Stormi is very average looking. Takes after Travis just with lighter skin.

'They must be giving Penelope a terrible time for having no lips. I bet in a few years she will emerge with giant lips like Kylie.'

This is definitely going to happen. If only these little fugs had inherited Kourtney's full wide mouth and Scott's eye colour instead of his little eyes, her eye colour, and his mean thin lips.

Kourt is going for a last chance at a blue eyed baby with ice-eyed Travis the Zombie, but all those ops he had have probably made him infertile, plus she is 43. If they do spawn one the Armenian genes will no doubt triumph again.

Shame Kendall didn't mate with Harry Styles as her looks and his bright green eyes would have been a very striking combination.

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[quote]Barker looks like he's missing a tooth on the upper right side, like the canine.

I think that would be preferable to what’s really going on. Thankfully, he never smiles.

When his mouth is open in photos these days the teeth are always blocked by three inches of slimy his-n-hers tongue.

Khloé looks really pretty here, actually. The bulimia is paying off.

Speaking of, where was Rob? Hometown Buffet?

The kids that are more mass marketable of the 2nd generation (this is the way Kris Jenner thinks) are the non mixed ones and *maybe* Chicago and Rob’s kid. Let’s be real, the Kardashians wouldn’t have become what they are if they were black. The next generation mostly looks completely different from their mothers. I predict Travis’s kids will be pushed to the forefront in the next year or 2.

North is is definitely a bull dyke in the making. I can tell by her sturdy gait.

Is Kourtney having a mental breakdown? Does she really want to be with that lizard man? He scares me.

'The kids that are more mass marketable of the 2nd generation (this is the way Kris Jenner thinks) are the non mixed ones'

The non mixed ones are amongst the ugliest except for Reigh. So I'd say he is marketable plus Chicago. Klhloe is keeping the giantess True out of the spotlight unless she can fliter the hell out of her on instagram. None of these kids is anywhere close as pretty as Kim, Kourtney and Kendall were in their prime without any surgery.

So do those tattoos on weird ass Travis cover all the scar tissue from his plane crash? Imagine how weird his skin must feel.

I predict North will be Kanye crazy and be the most marketable as the others will be too boring for anyone to pay attention to.

North is massive in height and size for 8 years old.

R108, this family focuses on the girls, so not sure if the boys matter. Penelope will eventually be surgically modified like the rest of them. All of them can and will change, but I don’t see North being a beauty. She’s not really dainty. Chicago is very cute and, from what I’ve seen, Kim favors her because she resembles her. Khloe’s kid is anon entity, maybe she will be a basketball player.

There is at least 7 years between now and when those kids will be old enough to be turned into sex bots via plastic surgery. Avoidable only if one of those kids hits the genetic lottery with some form of marketable talent to share. In the meantime, there is the Astroworls fallout to deal with, the 400+ lawsuits, probably all of which will be brushed away but at least it has their dumb fans looking at them in a more unflattering light.

True has been in a Nurtec migraine commercial featuring Khloe already, so technically she's the first to be pimped out. You know Kris didn't let her be in the commercial just for fun. She's most likely taking 10% of True's cut that she negotiated.

Travis - I think he seems sweet...definitely better than Scott

But like all of the other men that marry/date into that family they will be driven into the ground emotionally and financially before imploding on themselves like a dying star

Kim favors the oldest son, Saint. Kanye called her out on it on the show

Stormi looks just like Kylie did at that age. She will have mother’s original face. True is all Tristan

Very curious on how Dream (Rob’s daughter) will turn out. It’ll be interesting to see if she ditches mom once she turns 18, and heads straight for the Kardashian $$$. She spends a lot of time with Aunt Khloe anyway

I don't think Kourtney drove Scott into the ground. If anything, he brought her down. He was always drunk, loud, rude. His eyebrows sit right on top of his eyes (no upper eyelids can be seen). She looked like a doormat for several years and kept spitting out this alcoholic's babies.

Yeah, I don't think she's pregnant, because she's drinking Champagne in most of the photos.

Travis left his 1st wife to be with the beauty pageant woman. Not sure who the mother of Alabama is.

#hookerfam

They can't scalpel the misery off their face.

R117, her mother is the beauty pageant queen. I’m embarrassed to admit I used to watch their reality show from time to time and she was a shit mother. She ignored her older kid with Oscar De La Hoya. Travis was a much more attentive and better parent to her. So it’s not surprising he’s seemingly closer to her than her own mom or bio dad. It’s is surprising that he allows his younger daughter to look the way she does. The step daughter and his son (who for some reason is very exotic looking) are beautiful.

'Stormi looks just like Kylie did at that age. She will have mother’s original face.'

Nope, she already has big eyes and nice full lips. She's one who won't need any lip filler.

Do these people ever look in a mirror?

Where’s Rob?

They don't let Rob out because he let himself go. It won't be long before they do the same to Mason.

Rob was chubby as a kid.

Everyone at this event looks like a hooker. Especially Travis giving aging drug-addicted rent-boy circa 2006 vibes.

Travis seems very looks-focused (like the type who would lose interest if you gained 10 pounds). I'm surprised Kourtney has gained weight. Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox give off the same narcissistic couple in the mirror vibes.

“Every Major Style Moment”? Is People trolling them?

The little kids are all cute but their moms dress them stupid and you can tell all the surgeries their mothers have had by looking at them.

[quote] Shame Kendall didn't mate with Harry Styles as her looks and his bright green eyes would have been a very striking combination.[/quote]

Can you imagine how much Kris Jenner would’ve creamed herself if that ever happened? That baby would’ve trumped every other Kardashian/Jenner in every conceivable way. Kendall could never close the deal with someone like HS. That’s why they stick to rappers and athletes.

I’m surprised the natives didn’t stone her.

Travis likes his women classy. Just look at his elegant ex publicly feuding with her violent lover who pissed on her.

I think Kendall may be a lesbian.

Doesn't it seem like the most famous, cool, rich, happening people these days are all quite ugly? WHET beauty?

R132 Kendall will come out as bi once her modeling career starts to fade to stay relevant. Unless Kris thinks that plot line should be used at another time that's more financially beneficial

[quote]Alabama is a live example of parenting failure.

Typical LA kid. It should be illegal to raise children there.

R65 = Kris Jenner

Are Chicago's escorting fees higher than Bama's?

Mason is unfortunate looking that’s why she has been hiding him. Rob 2: Electric Boogaloo

I am not being funny, I think Khloe’s daughter is mentally challenged

I figured Kourtney was pregnant

R139, I’ve seen this type of comment before about Khloe’s kid. Usually it seems like Khloe haters just want to make fun of the poor kid. I’ve recently seen a couple of short clips of her with each parent and there does seem like there might be something a little off. Both times, they’ve said something to her and she is completely disengaged in what they are saying to her. She’s like in her own world.

The kid has kardasian genes of course she’s slow.

R141 Khloe to me was the most bearable, I think she has the most intelligence of the bunch but has always felt like the ugly duckling. I saw some clips and she seems to coax her daughter like she is covering up for her being a little slow. Kind of sad that she must think her daughter has to be filtered so much because she must not think she is cute enough.

Wait, the fat one is the skinny one now?

They are one of the worst things created by America.

Who is the butch child in all black?

Kylie used to have big eyes too, remember they had a lot of surgery.

Mason was always an unfortunate looking child. Kylie's dough face looks like a batch of undercooked sugar cookies. It almost makes me yearn for the days when we had Paris Hilton in the spotlight instead of this freakazoid family. Whenever I see them I'm reminded of the scene in Escape From L.A. where Bruce Campbell was the crazed plastic surgeon just cutting & pasting body parts together.

Will never understand people interested in these people

Did they invite Meghan and Harry?

r114 Chloe looks unrecognizable.

Her oldest son is going to look like his Uncle Rob in a few years.

^ He already does.

What did Petey wear?

Since Pete was on SNL does that mean he didn't go? I can't imagine spending much time with that toxic bunch.

I think Kourt and Trav are eying up Suze and Alan Hamel's lubed up elder sex thrones. They did get married in Palm Springs!

Is Italy happy to see these freaks? Or do they have fans over there?

[quote]Shame Kendall didn't mate with Harry Styles as her looks and his bright green eyes would have been a very striking combination.

Harry Styles is too smart to get bogged down with that bunch, but yes, that would've been the Kardashian spawn to rule them all as the kid would no doubt be gorgeous. Not sure if Kendall is a lesbian or not, but there are multiple accounts of what a mean nasty person she is. I feel kind of sorry for her date - given the fates of the other Kardashian sons-in-law, he looks like a lamb to the slaughter.

Poor Mason - he used to be the cute little star, now he's eclipsed by the others & he's got the doughy Uncle Rob look. When he isn't working on his social media presence, he probably spends the rest of his time gaming and since that keeps him out of their hair, Scott & Kourt don't really care.

Kourtney’s tacky and cheap-looking outfits will blend right in with the outfits of the Italian hoi polloi. You see lots of girls looking just like that on the promenade of Naples after sunset.

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Speaking of Caitlyn, you just know that she's just raging about being kept from this high profile event. Stay off the road this weekend, people of Malibu! Caitlyn is probably rage driving all over town

[quote]The kids that are more mass marketable of the 2nd generation (this is the way Kris Jenner thinks) are the non mixed ones and *maybe* Chicago and Rob’s kid. Let’s be real, the Kardashians wouldn’t have become what they are if they were black. The next generation mostly looks completely different from their mothers.

Kris is the one who pushed all the girls to start fucking BBC. Kourtney is the only one who resisted, and her kids will need significant plastic surgery anyway before they are “marketable”.

[quote]Klhloe is keeping the giantess True out of the spotlight unless she can fliter the hell out of her on instagram.

It’s telling that Khloe keeps her away from live events like this wedding where she could be papped. She must be exceptionally ugly in person.

What are the chances of 35 year old Rob getting in shape again? That big booty was so nice back in the day

[quote]I am not being funny, I think Khloe’s daughter is mentally challenged

That girl has always had the appearance of a missing chromosome or two. Khloe always extensively photoshops all pictures to hide things like her crossed eyes, etc.

[quote]It’s telling that Khloe keeps her away from live events like this wedding where she could be papped. She must be exceptionally ugly in person.

Given the description, she might be on the spectrum & these kind of crazy events would freak her out. I doubt the kid is ugly, or will be ugly for long, but it must be quite a thing to spend a better part of your life erasing your natural features only to have them show back up on your kids.

Khloe’s kid looks nothing like her, so no chance of her original features showing back up.

I know she’s hated, but Kris always looks good. Madonna should take note of her styling.

I’m surprised Caitlyn isn’t there. He/she dumped his/her own kids to raise Kris’ and they dumped him/her like a bad habit after the divorce.

Kendall and her bf have zero chemistry. They’ve dated for a while now and they still look awkward and miserable in pics.

Kris Humphries was fortunate to escape this madness.

The March of the Living Dead

Maybe they’ll all bring back monkeypox as their ultimate gift to LA paparazzi. Employ an army to photoshop out the skin welts.

Khloe’s biggest ambition in life is to be seen as a pretty blond skinny LA chick. Has she succeeded? I find her very sad, actually. Kylie practically had a face transplant. Who are their “millions” of fans?! In 3rd world countries or something? Everyone here seems to loathe them

Ina Garten is catering the wedding.

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[quote]Kris Humphries was fortunate to escape this madness.

How much was he paid to agreeing to divorce Kim?

[quote]Kendall and her bf have zero chemistry. They’ve dated for a while now and they still look awkward and miserable in pics.

Probably because Kendall is a lesbian.

[quote]Who are their “millions” of fans?! In 3rd world countries or something? Everyone here seems to loathe them

Most of their fans and followers are fake. They know how to manipulate social media like nobody else.

And they don’t have anywhere near the amount of money they claim. Most of their possessions and activities are things they don’t pay for. Like this wedding, which is one big merchandising and marketing “event”.

It’s reported that she will walk down the aisle to Ave Maria and she will have veil with a very long train.

Beyoncé, Megan Fox are among the attendees. Andrea Bocelli will perform.

All the little ones look fine - even North and Mason. I think they will eventually grow into their looks.

On an up note, maybe that nitwit baby daddy, Scott Disick will off himself in an explosion of jealousy at the wedding reception. Pimp Mammy has cameras ready to capture all the drama for Hulu.

Today would be a good day for a seaside earthquake in Italy.

[quote]On an up note, maybe that nitwit baby daddy, Scott Disick will off himself in an explosion of jealousy at the wedding reception

Nah, Scott has inexplicably (for a guy that doesn't seem very intelligent) managed to use the Kardashian fame to his own benefit, yet never let it consume him. He may lay low for awhile, but it won't take long for this relationship made in Reality TV hell to go off the rails & the kids will be running to him to get away from their mother and their stepdad, Beetlejuice.

Scott just wants to be drunk. That’s all he’s interested in.

R184, And teenage pussy.

Is t Scott busy drinking and dating teenagers?

Did they all fly over on the same plane?

A crash could wipe out the franchise.

The Kardashian - Jenners are our society's real life Truman Show. Sad but true.

I can’t believe how much attention this is getting. Do people really care about them that much?

R189 it's sad but true. It's a voyeuristic look into a rarified world of expensive material items that very few get to experience for themselves. That's why the masses tune in - it's escapism.

And because they were a "regular" family before catapulting to "fame", there's some Cinderella element to it as well which makes people believe it's a once in a million destiny for the Average Joe.

Chicago is the best looking of gen 2.0. Mark my words, she will turn into a real beauty. Of the original clan, Kendall has it all over her sisters. Gorgeous face, minimal surgery, model body....and she does't dress like a $2 hooker. She's also the only one who has taken her career seriously enough NOT to breed with some fugly thug, thereby avoiding all of her sisters' trashy baby mama drama.

It’s the modern day freak show. If it were the 1920s this trash would be in a travelling circus.

If Kourtney is doing IVF, or has done it in the recent past, that’s probably the reason she’s gained some weight and looks a little bloated through her middle. It is really hard on your body to do that and weight gain and bloat is just part of it for most people— regardless of how healthy your diet is.

She always plops her fat ass on Skelator’s bird legs. I feel sorry for his knees. The Daily Fail has the best comment section on this.

Not sure I ever believe their infertility claims. Kim, Khloe and now Kourtney all have had the same narrative with IVF/fertility issues. It seems like their go to storylines. I bet Kourtney will be pregnant soon after this wedding. I think she didn’t want to an unwed baby mama x2.

Kim didn’t have infertility issues. She had placental/uterine problems during both pregnancies, and was advised not to get pregnant again. So she went the surrogate route next.

Let's face it. Kim's body is her money maker. Why subject your body to a pregnancy when you can pay someone else to do it.

Is their favorite undercover gay socialite Fai Khadra attending? Does he have threeways with Kendall and her "boyfriend" Devin Booker?

R198, How about that culinary queen, Jonathan Cheban?

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All of a sudden I'm reminded that "K-Hole" is an anagram of Khloe.

So help me God if the bald man with his back to the camera in R200 is Jeff Bezos...

The deed is done

The image of the Virgin Mary was worked into her lace train.

Or should I say the Virgin MARY!

Is it not of concern to D&G how inelegant the Klandashians look in their apparel? Or is there truly no such thing as bad publicity?

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It's not helping that at 43 years old Kourtney is just now going through a Goth phase while planning a wedding. This family always tries to hard but they've outdone themselves this time.

[quote]Now aware of D&G homeware textiles

Oh, but there's more.

Funny how Shana Moakler and Oscar de la Hoya's daughter looks like she could be a Kardashian.

It must be a weird dynamic for the trashy mother of Ariana. She appears to be way, way closer to Travis, who basically raised her. I don’t follow their IGs, but I will read the DM stories on occasion and she was with Travis and her siblings on Christmas. She’s always been with him more than the bio parents.

I have a feeling a lot of the wedding guests were associated with D&G.

Anyone can look like a Kardashian with the right plastic surgeon and social media filters, R209. I'm sure that was part of the welcome to the family tutorial once Kravis announced their engagement.

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She looks thrilled to be there.

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I agree R54, always so uncomfortable, skin tight synthetic material stretched over their bodies, and huge heels. For Christ’s sake do they ever relax? No money in it I suppose.

Why is her dress cut up to her twat?

Dear lord, that wedding dress is hideous!

The veil is beautiful, but she ruined it with that hideous dress. She used to dress decent, what happened?

I have to admit, this endless parade of garishness & tackiness is hard to look away from. The only thing that would've made it a perfect event is if the Harkles had showed up, looking annoyed & put out over the whole thing. The Beckham wedding looks downright classy compared to extravaganza

R214, Is Kourtney wearing a Depends under her wedding dress?

Tacky wedding 'dress', tacky veil.

If the word 'tacky' didn't already exist, it would need to be invented for this freak show.

Megan Fox wore a gown with a high cut slit making for easy access in case she and Machine Gun Kelly want to fuck on the dance floor.

[quote] I have to admit, this endless parade of garishness & tackiness is hard to look away from.

I agree .. it’s a glorious train wreck.

Kim looks like a Mafia widow in that getup.

Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.

Some of those outfits are so trashy and I don't like how they dresses their kids as adults.

Also zero chemistry between Kendall and his bf, probably a fake relationship created by her mom.

Kim's daughter wearing a corset.

What the fuck is wrong with these people? That kid is eight or nine years old, ffs.

Alabama Barker looks like the daughter of one of the comedic characters Jennifer Coolidge has played throughout the years. Who raises a child to look like a floozy? Can she read? Can she add or subtract? Jesus! Her brother is a cutie pie, though.

That Mason is just going through a chubby phase. He'll have one last growth spurt and that'll be the end of that chubby phase. Hopefully he'll go onto University.

Khloe looks like she entered the witness protection program. She looks nothing like her original self at all. It's nice how her family has seemingly wholeheartedly claimed her since she's technically a half sibling to her brother and sisters. It's meaningless as to how her daughter looks since she's just a baby basically but if she has a special need of any sort then she should be kept out of the eternal and infernal famewhoredom of the whole Kardashian family.

Kanye, Jr. or whatever the kid's name is looks darling. I wish the kid luck. No denying who her daddy is by any means. I halfway expect her to start rapping "Jesus Walks" or something.

Travis Barker is weird. He does all that with the tats and such but he works a ton within his field and is highly entrepreneurial as well. He basically raised de la Hoya's daughter because he and his ex wife had no choice to speak of at the time. She's naturally pretty and looks healthy. That Travis might actually be quite alright but he is a bit weird though.

Kourtney looks bloated. She's truly had a far lessor amount of work than her sisters though. Who'd monetize their daughter's wedding better than Kris Jenner? No one that's who. I bet it barely cost a dime and they're racking it in from the p.r. too. Dang! It's just a business transaction.

I don’t follow the K family on tv, but why wasn’t Caitlyn invited? (assuming she wasn’t there)

They look like a pack of whores flown in by the ragheads to service all the rich tourists.

I imagine Travis is really wealthy? Wasn’t his band hugely successful? Why would he marry into this grifter clan?

Has Kourtney been tested? She really does appear to be functionally retarded

Mason looks very “special” while Penelope looks mortifed and her expression as she side eyes them is priceless.

God I hate them all

"Khloe looks like she entered the witness protection program.”

No r230 just the witless protection program

Where are all the babies' fathers? Where is Pete Davidson, Corey (Kris's BF), Khloe's baby's father, Kylie's baby's father. The only one with a male date is the alleged lesbian (Kendall). There was no pay involved, so nobody wanted to go? Only the Kardashians got paid?

This whole wedding is a Dolce & Gabbana marketing spectacular. Pimp Mama Kris didn’t pay a dime….she got paid.

Penelope's looks are truly hilarious. I do pity the girl though, she does seem to hate the entire circus.

Kendall awkwardly navigating the steps in her gown.

Why is she walking like she's drunk?

R241, because she is.

The men are all easily replaceable R237. Any one of them can be gone tomorrow so it’s no big whoop if they weren’t there.

Kendall’s guy friend was most likely there to squelch rumors.

The bottom of her dress is too narrow to climb the stairs R241.

The poor citizens of Portofino must feel like the've been invaded by a swarm of gutter rats. They no doubt loathe these crass, ugly Americans.

Devine Booker's team just got eliminated in the NBA playoffs. I guess that's how he found the time to be there with Kendall for this circus.

I don't know if Khloe's daughter is delayed or not but she does seem very nonverbal for her age. Ironically, the 20 year old Kylie who got knocked up by a rapper she was dating for five minutes has the most precocious little girl of the bunch. Her kid is very intelligent and well-mannered so she's doing something right (or maybe it's one of the nannies?)

Will he be experiencing her virgin flower for the first time tonight in the nuptial bed? Will Pimp Mammy film him ever so carefully entering her magic Jade Gate with his steaming stalk?

Oh wait, she’s a Kardashian. That barn door was knocked down decades ago. Those meat curtains have a sandpaper feel.

R245 Italian are too busy watching il calcio this weekend to pay attention to the American freak show.

Where are the males in that family? Kanye, Bruce, Rob, Corey, Johnathon, Ryan, Tristan, Tyga, Kylie’s baby daddy.

Maybe they’re having their own little sausage party in Malibu.

Tattooed freak.

They are running a train on Caitlyn, no doubt R249

Kris looks like she has had some good work done lately or otherwise a great makeup job on her face. I hate to admit it but the little bit longer hair is flattering.

Speaking of Kim looking like a mafia widow, reminds me of that tv movie with Susan Lucci - Mafia Princess

Remember when Tom Cruise got married in Italy?

George Clooney got married in Italy too.

What did those poor people in Italy do to deserve all these weddings?

All that work Kim has put into her looks and she ends up with Kanye and Pete? Reggie and Kris Humphries were much better looking.

Why is Kim fucking a non-black guy now? Something is very wrong.

She should have stayed with Reggie Bush.

r259 She saw all the attention Kourtney was getting from the tattooed white guy.

I think Devin Booker is kinda hot. But that cold bitch he got involved with looks like the type of cunt that withholds sex. And probably uses it as a weapon.

I wish the Nannies could get together and write a tell-all.

Scott Disick would write the best tell-all.

This whole weekend has been D&G in collaboration with my grandmother's damask curtains.

Kris is a KUNT

Devin Booker is good looking and seems relatively normal for an NBA star/Kardashian conquest. He must be thirsty for publicity though if he’s with Kendall.

Didn't D&G also sponsor the wedding of one of Princess Diana's nieces? I remember seeing tons of photos in the Daily Mail etc, at the time. I have to say, I almost prefer the shamelessness of this Kardashian 'do - as another poster said, it's difficult to look away from the intense trashiness.

'Harry Styles is too smart to get bogged down with that bunch, but yes, that would've been the Kardashian spawn to rule them all as the kid would no doubt be gorgeous.'

Yep, Harry and Kendall don't have a bad feature between them and both still have their original faces. There's rumors that Olivia Wilde is pregnant right now and she and Styles would also have exquisite kids with big light eyes. Olivia's daughter looks like Jason which is a bit unfortunate.

Kendall was pretty average looking before she had quite a bit (not freak-level like the rest of them, though) work done. She probably looked more like Kris than any of her sisters.

Kendall Jenner had plastic surgery as well. Not a full face transplant like sister Kylie, but she definitely had some work on her upper eyelids area. I think she had a brow lift as well. Did have some body surgery as well.

All that cellulite shimmering in the sunshine on Kourt's leg! Dolce and Gabbana won't be happy with that. Why didn't Kendall wear the mini dress?

Weird that Kendall went from dating cute white boys like Bieber and Styles to dating looming zombie types like Devin Booker. Handsome he is not.

I love seeing the children of people who are only "hot" because of plastic surgery.

Genes are always the great equalizer.

Kim is pretty. Barely. That's it. And her daughter will bear the brunt of that fact.

R273, I used to think it was hot air when people would say Kris has them target a certain demo of men. However, maybe there is some truth there. No way was Kendall or any of them going to pull a Styles, Bieber or a big name actor. Although Miley Cyrus is trash galore and did get Liam Hemsworth (not a huge actor, but gorgeous and coveted, though most probably no money). I think most people who want a respectable career would steer clear of this family. There was a BI, not sure if it’s true, that said when Kim split with Kanye she tried to hook a big star (purely pr) but couldn’t and settled for Pete.

R274, I think Kim is very pretty, even before the surgery. North looks just like Kanye is all I’ll say.

Travis has no fat on his face. Is he vegan?

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About the baby daddies...

Kylie's baby daddy is the mass murderer Travis Scott and he's not going to make an appearance in public yet. Agree that Stormi in videos seems bright and quite sweet and gentle, so clearly doesn't take after her rager dad. She looks the same in these photos as she does on Kylie's instagram. Should grow up to be tall and skinny.

The Kartrashians have fallen out with Scott Disick because he wanted to be on the new show and they won't let him. One of his main sources of income has now vanished. True's father, the gigantic Tristan, isn't welcome because he cheated on Khlogre yet again. He's probably still also playing in the NBA.

Kanye is in a rehab somewhere pumped full of anti psychotics.

R277, who is the black guy walking behind them? He is in every picture. He even sat upfront at the wedding.

Do you think that black dude is even Kris' actual boyfriend? They have sex?

Kourtney is still dressing as if she still weighed 100 lbs even though she's more like 140lbs.

'Do you think that black dude is even Kris' actual boyfriend? They have sex?'

Corey is her boyfriend and if they didn't have sex he'd soon be dumped.

All of the others apart from Kourt have copied Kim's taste in men so I expect to see Khloe dating a white guy next.

R273 what makes Booker look like a "looming zombie"? And then to compare him to the midget trans-dyke Bieber, or Styles whose body has never been anything to look at and whose face vacillates between barely passable and rodent...

[quote] Travis has no fat on his face. Is he vegan?

My instant retort is “Not vegan. Poz.” But maybe vegan. He looks like a sideshow freak. I would not be surprised to find out he’s body-modded his tongue to be forked or that he’s gotten horns implanted in his skull. Something macabre like that.

Kendall is a lesbian.

Khloe will never get over being the big lummox. Even if it’s translated into being the tall thin blonde one, there’s a hefty outsider in her psyche. She used to be my favorite.

Why are so many of the children so fat? North is quite chunky, too.

They all started out trying to look more Armenian and got a lot of plastic surgery to pump up the cheeks and the lips (especially Kylie - without it she'd look just like her dad). Then they all started dating black men and tried to copy that (the braids, the figure). And now they've gone full-on eurotrash meets hot topic to try to match the tatted undead look of current partners. I really feel for the kids. This family is not classically pretty and they all butcher their appearance irrevocably to stay barely relevant.

These people are disgusting.

[Quote] r247 Will he be experiencing her virgin flower for the first time tonight in the nuptial bed? Will Pimp Mammy film him ever so carefully entering her magic Jade Gate with his steaming stalk?

[Quote] Oh wait, she’s a Kardashian. That barn door was knocked down decades ago. Those meat curtains have a sandpaper feel.

You just murdered me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Quote] Kourtney is still dressing as if she still weighed 100 lbs even though she's more like 140lbs.

Yeah. And she should probably rein that shit in fast because the bean pole she married is probably not down with having a fat wife. She wants a kid, why doesn't she just buy a surrogate like her sister whore?

I confess, I think Kendall is beautiful. Unfamiliar with her personality but am surprised to hear she’s lesbian.

The astounding thing for me is that they are so unaware how ghoulish and freaky they look and act. As if they live in this bubble. When Bruce killed that lady on the PCH and had no emotion or remorse, I stopped following the lot of them.

I know Italians are trashy, but this seems too low-rent for Dolce & Gabbana.

Pimp Mama K must be holding out to breed Kendall with a conventionally attractive white guy.

r273 Bieber has reached peak zombie these days.

Barker's daughter looks like complete trash. Kris must already have the shoot set for her gangbang on her 18th birthday.

Wasn’t his skank daughter already involved in a creepy situation with an older musician?

Nothing is too low rent for D&G.

[quote] Barker was raised Catholic, believes in God, and prays regularly with his children

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[quote]Not sure I ever believe their infertility claims. Kim, Khloe and now Kourtney all have had the same narrative with IVF/fertility issues. It seems like their go to storylines. I bet Kourtney will be pregnant soon after this wedding. I think she didn’t want to an unwed baby mama x2.

Kourtney's probably revving up for a surrogate announcement soon.

And don't forget the father of Khloe's daughter, R278...the one Khloe was planning to mate with again to produce a sibling for their daughter. Well, he impregnated a basketball groupie last year instead, so Khloe's single again and her daughter is sibling-less.

They didn't want Pete there to take the spotlight off Kravis.

Will she keep the Kardashian name, hyphenate or become a Barker?

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This will not end well when the sexual attraction wears off and he has to actually talk with the slow one.

[QUOTE] I think Kendall is beautiful. Unfamiliar with her personality but am surprised to hear she’s lesbian.

Babe, she's a Datalounge lesbian not an actual lesbian. She loves to fuck these oversized basketball players. Devin Booker is 6ft 8.

[QUOTE] And she should probably rein that shit in fast because the bean pole she married is probably not down with having a fat wife.

Yep. She was tiny when they met and has probably put on 40 lbs since, which is a lot considering she's only 5ft tall. If it's IVF weight he'll be sympathetic but why would IVF make your legs fat? They do need to go down the surrogate route.

[QUOTE] North is quite chunky, too.

She looks as if she weighs more than Kim! It's a shame, because she was little and sweet looking until about a year ago.

Sorry R278, I didn't see that you had already mentioned Tristan.

r308 I would bet her dad acting so extreme the last year didn't help

Travis looks protein-deficient.

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Kim looks unhappy.

Yes, Kris IS dabbing at her eyes! She'd probably given up on Kourt ever getting married. That veil is a disaster. It should have been fixed to the back of her hair not pulled right over her head as if she was a Greek virgin bride. The hideous corset dress is gross. Kourtney has been brainwashed by Travis into embracing this trashy goth vibe. Apparently The Cure performed at the reception.

Kourtney is dressing for the body she used to have, not the body she has now. I'm surprised she didn't try to diet down for the big day.

Kim dieted down instead! It's the thinnest I've ever seen her. Even her breasts look small.

Kim is not interacting at all with daughter North.

Kim is still thin from trying to squeeze her way into that Marilyn dress. I think Kourtney is having a major mid life crisis. The ugly husband, the weight gain, the drastic change in appearance, dress and demeanor. Something isn't right there.

Is Travis' son of age?

I don’t follow them but think Kourtney is acting out to get more followers and make more money.

OJ gifted the couple a set of steak knives.

There's more ink on the groom than on their prenup.

Looks like funeral attire for the tasteless and tacky r277 ... and that has that schammata on her head? Things that make go “OY”

That kid >eye roll<...well except for poor little Penny, they are all hideous

[quote]I don’t follow them but think Kourtney is acting out to get more followers and make more money.

I think so too; "The Kardashians" has turned into "The Kim Show" and while the others roll with it for the paycheck (except Kendall, who's probably negotiated a separate deal since she's got her own work), Kourtney clearly resented it & continued to act out against Kim. But once the glitter fades & she's stuck with this guy - along with her kids are who clearly very unhappy about this arrangement - she's going to go off the rails again.

I never thought Kourtney was that into all into followers and attention. She always seemed low energy and for wont of a better word 'normal.' Obviously that's not the case now.

Giant plastic asses in tabloids!

I just saw that Kourtney Kardashian is only 5'1". Wow, she's tiny. As is Kim at 5'2". And Khloe and Kendall are 5'10". I didn't know their heights were so extreme on both ends. Kylie's the only one of average height at 5'6". I haven't observed them much and would have assumed they were all about the same average height.

Anyway, carry on...

Why are we hating on Scott? Would you rather that he stayed married to that over stuffed cow and be part of that hideous family?

I'm glad that he escaped a fate worse than death. Travis has no idea what he just signed up for.

Someone in the Daily Mail coments asked "Why is North dressed like the late great Andre Leon Talley" and I can't not unsee it now.

[quote]I just saw that Kourtney Kardashian is only 5'1". Wow, she's tiny. As is Kim at 5'2". And Khloe and Kendall are 5'10".

Khloe is so much taller because her father is OJ Simpson.

Kim is much thinner now. Did she have the plastic ass removed or not?

I get the feeling that they’re on their way out. I think there’s gonna be an avalanche of bad publicity and people will wake up and stop giving a fuck about the ‘em.

Kim did have rib removal and did get some of the stuffing in her ass removed.

R331, OJ is not her father. However, she isn’t a biological Kardashian, she looks exactly like the hairdresser Kris cheated with. That’s her real father.

I predict a spin-off reality show with Travis, Kourtney and their 6 kids.

I feel sorry for Kourtney's 3 kids from Disick. This "blended family" shit is a crock of shit. I've said it in another thread and got lambasted (blended families being shitty situations).

Anyway, in this case, there's a huge age difference in the kids and I'd say Alabama is clearly troubled.

Alabama would give me huge pause if I was a parent of a younger pre-teen girl. By no means are the Kardashians virtuous, but I don’t remember even Kylie dressing and looking like Alabama when she was 12-16 yrs old. That’s not a good influence on a impressionable child. Then again, look at Kourtney these days. They are all so fucked up.

Is Alabama basic Florida white trash? Is she damaged goods?

Pre-surgery Khloe with the hairdresser Alex Roldan.

Alex Roldan is approximately 6’ tall

I hope all these whores have a disturbing midlife crisis

Landon Barker can sit on my face!

Travis Barker looks like a mouth cancer patient who had his jaw removed.

R341 Kourtney dressing up as a 40 year old plus Goth bride and letting her husband lick her face in public is a good start...

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Travis may be a very decent person, but damn he’s hard to look at.

His legs are all covered-up, too. I guess they both wanted to wear clothes in the water.

This wedding looks like a nightmarish funeral. The fug is rampant!

[QUOTE] Khloe is so much taller because her father is OJ Simpson.

Nope - if a black man was her father she'd have darker skin than the other three, whereas her skin is actually lighter than theirs. Her eyes are also hazel green, not dark brown like Kim, Kourtney and Rob. Khloe was born with blonde hair too.

So maybe some tall white guy was Khloe's dad, but OJ wasn't. Khloe looks nothing like OJ and Nicole's kids.

I don't see how surgery can prettify an adult North. There's not much you can do with Kanye's face.

[QUOTE] Why are we hating on Scott? Would you rather that he stayed married to that over stuffed cow and be part of that hideous family?

They were never married although Scott wanted to marry her. He's a sad alkie who dates teenagers.

It’s like Tori Spelling, all the surgery in the world couldn’t make her attractive. I don’t know how North will turn out, but I don’t see her fitting the Kardashian mold.

I was thinking a twist for maximum publicity would be Scott dating Travis’s older daughter. She seems to be in his age range of dating partners.

Kourtney and Travis are the most beautiful couple I’ve ever seen.

Magnifico!

Travis Barker's Home

R353, I can SEE what you did there.

[quote]I was thinking a twist for maximum publicity would be Scott dating Travis’s older daughter.

I can make that happen!

Bama was born and raised in Calabasas not Florida. The older girl who looks a bit like Kylie is Skeletor's step daughter. I agree that she's Scott's type. Bama is way too fat for Scott - he likes 110 lb types.

Shame on me. I clicked on the link to the video R354 posted expecting an unintelligible vanity tour, and I was genuinely taken by surprise by Travis Barker’s sincerity and sophistication. This is a lovely home.

^ Yes, articulate and soft spoken.

[quote] We have a Blue Ivy situation with North. It would be karma if Khloe has the most beautiful kid.

North always looked like a mini Kanye, which is why it always baffled me why people considered her the cutest Kardashian kid and one of the cutest celebrity kids. Kanye's Droppy face isn't attractive on a male, and it's even less attractive on a female.

[quote] can you imagine what type of adult takes the time to judge (and then share) thoughts about how attractive or ugly celebrity children are? LITTLE children.

Can you imagine what type of pearl clutching frau you'd have to be to come to a board like DataLounge and complain that the adults here aren't being nice enough to children? We aren't pets that need to be reprimanded for misbehaving. Leave and go back to DListed, cunt.

[quote] Will he be experiencing her virgin flower for the first time tonight in the nuptial bed? Will Pimp Mammy film him ever so carefully entering her magic Jade Gate with his steaming stalk? Oh wait, she’s a Kardashian. That barn door was knocked down decades ago. Those meat curtains have a sandpaper feel.

Bravo, r247!

[quote] Although Miley Cyrus is trash galore and did get Liam Hemsworth (not a huge actor, but gorgeous and coveted, though most probably no money).

To be fair, she hooked him when she still had the Hannah Montana /straight laced image and was swiftly dumped when she started to slut it up.

[quote] So maybe some tall white guy was Khloe's dad, but OJ wasn't. Khloe looks nothing like OJ and Nicole's kids.

You're correct, r349. OJ isn't her father and the claim is nothing more than attention seeking. Khloe Kardashian's father is Alex Roldan, Kris Jenner's former hairdresser

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'Can you imagine what type of pearl clutching frau you'd have to be to come to a board like DataLounge and complain that the adults here aren't being nice enough to children? We aren't pets that need to be reprimanded for misbehaving. Leave and go back to DListed, cunt.'

YASSS! Love this. We never used to get these fractious fraus. It's a tradition here to mock the spawn of millionaires.

Yep, that hairdresser guy was definitely Khloe's dad. Kris needs to mate with tall guys or she breeds midget girls.

I think until this year North was so teeny tiny Kanye's features weren't that obvious, but this year she seems to have doubled in size almost overnight and she has that massive face of his that dwarfs Kim's eyes, which she's also inherited. The hefty dreadlocks are horribly unflattering too. She has really thick hair which could be styled to hide some of her face.

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The K family seem like monsters and I hate them and I hate myself for gobbling up all the DM pics on this thread.

And yet. I don’t think Kourtney is fat. She has a cute body a lot of guys would like.

My god, you judgers. Lots of pre-pube kids look a bit chubby. It is a normal part of development. Also, most pre-teens are not papped next to their anorexic/bulimic/gastro-bypass moms and aunts. The kids look fine and NORMAL. And actually, I give the K's props for this.

OK - I have a theory. There is an inextricable link btwn the Kardashians and the Nicole Brown tragedy - the OJ trial being the "Trial of the Century". I think their crazy fame today was set in motion by OJ's heinous and rageful murder of Nicole. One could have not happened without the other. Who knows why these people were in that place at that time, but something seems preordained about it.

'We all judge. That's our hobby. Some people do arts and crafts. We judge.'

'My god, you judgers. Lots of pre-pube kids look a bit chubby. It is a normal part of development. Also, most pre-teens are not papped next to their anorexic/bulimic/gastro-bypass - moms and aunts. The kids look fine and NORMAL. And actually, I give the K's props for this.'

Read the fucking room, bitch! Everyone f and f this sanctimonious old cow.

Definitely a freak show. Wonder how long until Khloe regains the 250 pounds.

Do any of the fug kids have a regular name?

'Do any of the fug kids have a regular name?'

Yes - Mason and Penelope, Kourt and Scott's eldest two

Others are

North, Saint, Chicago, Psalm (KImye)

True (Klogre X Tristan)

Stormi and Wolf (Kylie X Travis)

Dream (Rob X Blac Chyna)

Reigh - Kourt and Scott's youngest

When did Travis become such an aging Girleen? Is that a ladies Chanel jacket?

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The mum looks like she enjoys life but the rest of them look miserable.

I wonder what they see in each other. She’s a narcissistic cow. He has 2 failed marriages. 4 years, tops.

I can see some of Scott in Mason facially (def not coloring).

Why is Travis considered punk? He was in Blink 182 not Social Distortion. He’s as fake as his new plastic wife.

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[quote]Kim did have rib removal and did get some of the stuffing in her ass removed.

Just...repulsive.

He body looks like she inserted a pool rack upside down under her flab to make her waist look smaller.

Wow, Khloe and that guy (upthread) do look a lot alike, especially in the eyes. Have they ever addressed this publicly?

r378 Blink 182 started in the legit California punk scene of the early 90's, but they quickly sold out & essentially became the Miley Cyrus of punk.

Travis is as punk as Harry Styles.

Ironically Dream will probably be the best looking.

Kris seems like a smart woman, and their father was an attorney. It’s surprising how all the offspring turned out so dumb.

Those Kardashian girls are vulgar and superficial but not dumb. The Jenner girls, KenDoll might not be so bright. The makeup titan seems to have a head for cash.

They are pretty wealthy for being dumb.

Did Kim ever pass the bar?

She passed the Baby Bar—whatever that is.

Kim was temporarily distracted in her deep law studies by having to follow crash diets to desecrate a historic national treasure of decorative arts (the gown) AND to surgically remove ribs.

R358 which is yet another reason as to why I wonder how he has ended up with a fucking Kardashian chick of all people.

What a fucking freak show, all of them

R351, maybe he had to stay drunk as a way to cope with being part of that family of fame whores and plastic surgery freaks.

And the girls he dates are not underaged. Yes, they are young, but not THAT young. They seem to stay with him for a longish time, though, so I don't think they're with him against their will.

Still no reason to hate on him like that.

Why would Kourtney need fertility treatments? Did she use them for the first two?

Also, I firmly believe Kendall is at least bisexual, but “dating” whichever men her mother commands her to, based on strategy. No, I can’t prove it.

[quote]Why would Kourtney need fertility treatments? Did she use them for the first two?

Because she’s 43 now.

More kids, more storylines

More story lines, more merch for us to create

More merch for us to peddle to the plebeian masses, more money for me.

Simple math, really.

Kim had a rib removed? Was Rob hungry?

I don’t get the hate against Khloe. She was the only one who was the least bit likable. She was the ugly sister growing up but had the personality.

R399, I liked her, too. That was a long time ago.

However, I don’t know what she’s like anymore. Her physical transformation might have affected her personality. I’m thinking of two women I’ve known who were former fatties, and carried that early insecurity around with them like a chip on their shoulder. Inside was the ugly duckling that was always trying to compensate.

[quote]However, I don’t know what she’s like anymore.

As Kardashians go, I've always liked Khloe too, but I think she got publicly dragged when she hooked with (sperm donor) Tristian, only to have him make a complete fool out of her, not unlike Lamar. One on one hand she wants to publicize her life for $$, but then gets angry & defensive when she gets the inevitable. She used to seem like she saw how ridiculous it all was, but I don't know that's true anymore.

Khloe started looking like a fool when she had the fake ass installed:

I would add to the pro-Khloe stance, it's clear Kardashian isn't her father & it's hard to imagine growing up in a family with these petite beautiful sisters while you are some hefty giant. And you just know Kris is a total monster of a person behind the scenes.

It's fine to be 5ft 10 if you stay skinny. I'd rather be that height than 5ft or 5ft 2 like Kim and Kourtney. Kendall is also 5ft 10 and looks fantastic.

Square shaped North is already dressing in baggy T shirts like her dad.

Give North a few years before picking on her. She's a child.

Fuck off back to Tumblr, pious frau at R405.

[quote]Give North a few years before picking on her. She's a child.

I don't really think anyone picked on her - it was just sort of shocking to see how she's morphed into mini Kanye and the clothes they dressed her in, along with those long dreadlocks did not flatter her at all. It makes you wonder if Kim is the type of mother that uglies up her daughters so she can make sure everyone know she's still the beauty queen of the family

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r408 Not identified in the article?

R409 Nope. Not even in the caption.

Travis posted some cringe photos on his stories of him biting Kourtney's garter which is right at the top of her thigh.

Weird that none of the baby daddies/boyfriends showed up except Kendall's Devin Booker.

R412. They’re probably working. Or nodding off on some cough syrup-based concoction, as planned.

Who exactly would show up except Travis Scott? The rest are all estranged. Kylie sold herself short by having two kids with a guy who clearly doesn’t care about her.

As for Khloe, she was annoying when she kept involving herself in everyone’s business. Like the Kris/Bruce/Caitlyn thing. She could never just MYOB.

[quote] Blink 182 started in the legit California punk scene of the early 90's, but they quickly sold out & essentially became the Miley Cyrus of punk.

Imagine being 46 and wearing an Exploited T shirt around Portofino at your 3.5 million wedding.

Oops, wrong thread.

Alabama looks like a hooker. I didn't know who she was was when I first saw the photos and she look like one of their friends. 40+.

Then she’ll fit in with the Ks r417

They understood the assignment somewhat. They were definitely thinking Italy with the fashions.

Kim is funny..Not news, but she's really trying to show us something with her style. Does Balenciaga have a Kim office?

Poor Khloe. All she wants is to be pretty no matter how many plastic surgeries it takes.

[quote]It makes you wonder if Kim is the type of mother that uglies up her daughters so she can make sure everyone know she's still the beauty queen of the family

Nobody would do such a thing.

Barker's ex-wife is auctioning off her engagement ring from their marriage. Bidding is starting at $70K and she hopes to get $120K for it. She recently started an OnlyFans, and now this. Desperate for money maybe. At least she knows to strike when the iron's hot with the publicity he's getting in marrying a Kardashian.

Yeah Khloe. That enormous ass is all you. It’s just pregnancy weight.

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Kourtney’s a fucking pig. She seemed relatively normal prior to this.

Since imitation is a form of flattery, "Kravis" probably blushed when, a couple weeks after the photo at R425 was published, Shanna went on vacation with her new boyfriend and...:

Shanna should be embarrassed she produced that Alabama skank.

The other day Kim was showing off her warehouse, yes WAREHOUSE filled with 30,000 garments. Um, sell them, donate to a soup kitchen? They are all narcissistic selfish pigs.

R429, they have a website where all family members sell off pieces from their closets. And no, none of it goes to charity. Which is even more frustrating when you realize everything they are selling are PR samples/gifts that were sent to them for free,

Wow, R430. I checked out that site. Most of the stuff is hardly marked down at all! And look at this Balmain 'dress.' You could go to to your local adult store and get the same thing for about 20 bucks.

Shanna is a whale and has some huge bruise on her side in that picture.

They sure know how to pick them

r432 I think that's a janky tattoo.

Okay wedding picture but the head tattoos are unsettling.

Kourtney living her best life...at last.

Here we go. Exhibitionism on parade.

One more...

It's kind of odd that this is Kourtney's first wedding. Khloe's already had a failed marriage, and Kim has had three.

These people are disgusting.

Now that the wedding is over, the countdown starts for when those two tacky attention whores turn on one another & their children plot to kill them...

Kourtney always seemed dull and low-energy. I wonder why she decided to take up with this freak?

I heard Pimp Mammy was pissed because she didn’t get all the planned PR mileage from the Travis-Kort wedding due to the Texas school shooting. She had plans to milk the honeymoon and US return and settling into domestic bliss.

[quote]Kourtney always seemed dull and low-energy. I wonder why she decided to take up with this freak?

Yeah, Shanna seemed more his type. Maybe Kourtney was just waiting for someone to give her a personality. He's a little spooky, though.

Kourtney always came off as an aloof bitch. Shanna was bitchy too, but in a different way. That’s seems to his type.

[quote]It's kind of odd that this is Kourtney's first wedding. Khloe's already had a failed marriage, and Kim has had three.

Kourtney is the only one doing it right. As much as I hate these freaks, I hope it works out for her.

Excuse me. I assume Travis Barker is a very wealthy man. Why would he want to marry into this reality show surreality?

R447, Because he’s a famewhore. He and his whore ex wife Shanna failed to become the next Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey back in the day. Now he has another chance.

It couldn’t be more obvious by the way he sticks his tongue down kourtneys throat whenever a camera is on them. They’re gross

When it comes to his kids, he comes off as a pretty responsible dad. But apart from that, Travis Barker is a famewhore. At least not a downright obnoxious one, nevertheless a famewhore.

R449 a responsible dad whose 16 year old daughter looks like she works the afternoon shift at a strip club in the bayou?

R450, as long as she only dresses like a hooker, let her do so if she wants to. Travis Barker probably thinks similar about it.

Vain Kim has bought 8-year-old North three inch heels to wear so that she looks thinner.

Kim looks like an ordinary hooker these days.

Kourtney has gotten chubby. Maybe makes it easier to get pregnant? Guiliana couldn’t bring herself to gain weight to make a child.

Little 8 year old kid wearing bustier.

Grown daughters stuck like glue to the newlyweds, uncomfortable.

Khloe looks anorexic for her.

The black outfits and veil look like theyre at a royal funeral.

Maybe Khourtney is drinking alcohol free champs and she is already pregnant.

The top of Travis’ head looks like an exposed brain.

[quote]The black outfits and veil look like theyre at a royal funeral.

And these black outfits are hideous:

^ It's Dolce & Gabbana shitclothing.

[quote] Little 8 year old kid wearing bustier.

Corset!!!

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Sequined sausage casing.

r455 They are middle-aged dressed like emo high-schoolers.

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Travis looks like The Crypt Keeper.

They look like the Griswolds in Milan.

Trav daughter ‘bama, has some mighty fine fun bags. She’s only 16? Quite a rack.

I need to see receipts on Baja being 16. She looks closer to 40.

I used to think he was a good dad. I read that he raised all three kids as a single father and they all live with him. It is especially admirable considering he didn’t have to with the eldest daughter since he divorced her mother. However, I don’t understand how any father could allow his 16 year old daughter to look like that. It’s uncomfortable even seeing pictures of them together.

Kim has no shame. She tried to upstage her own sister at her wedding by dyeing her hair platinum and changing into a bejeweled super woman corset ensemble among others. Just for a day she couldn’t allow Kourtney to be number one.

Yeah but Kim looks like a sad old barbie doll chewed up by the family dog.

Kim is looking rather cheap these days.

r467 And she got skinnier.

What the hell cost 3.5 million? The wedding venue isn't high lux. And its small.

Their accommodations? The costs of the private jets? What?

D&G no doubt valued the wedding at that amount. I'm pretty certain the K-Klan didn't pay for much of anything. This was a publicity stunt and D&G probably received a big write-off by using this spectacle as a business expense. The participants were like a walking billboards for D&G clothing, and damn it was some ugly-ass shit.

These people are users, all of them. D&G for "hosting" and over-promoting the event, the K-trash Klan for using D&G, the family members in general for showcasing children in D&G hooker garb, the adults for their excessive consumption (three weddings, meaning two were not even necessary, enough already!).

Now I predict this couple will spin off with their own new series, Badass-Baldy & The K-Blobbian.

[quote]Now I predict this couple will spin off with their own new series, Badass-Baldy & The K-Blobbian.

I think you might be on to something there; now that it's turned into "The Kim Show" I could see Travis & Kourtney branching off, with special appearances by alcoholic baby daddy Scott.

Ugh, R423 - don't put that in the ether. The last thing that family needs is more "content" to push out.

I meant R473.

I can’t wait for the messy divorce.

Kourtney posted some ugly lingerie pics today and Travis responded 'I can think of some things I'd like to do' and put a smacking emoji. So perhaps bdsm bonds this trashy couple.

Kylie's daughter Stormi has a massive face! Already bigger than her mother's.

^ Kylie looks like a frog.

Stormi is adorable @ R478. Cute smile.

I swear I don’t know one person, outside of my teenage niece years ago, that has ever bought her make up.

Her "make up business" is a money laundering front.

They are all so - - - T I R I N G

Stormi is going to be vast

R474, if that were her only problem, she should be so lucky.

FFS, R485 was for R484, not for R474, sorry.

R482 How does that work?