Does her hat stink?
No it doesn't. I will not tolerate disrespect to the Pride of Grinder's Switch.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 16, 2022 3:52 AM |
[quote] Minnie & Dolly
Lovely! I’m clutching my Many Pearls.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 16, 2022 3:54 AM |
Grinder’s what now??
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 16, 2022 3:55 AM |
I worked with an older waitress at the Adolphus Hotel in Dallas after it was updated & reopened in 1982. This waitress veteran told me Minnie Pearl was the rudest customer she had ever waited on.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 16, 2022 3:56 AM |
I meant that the Adolphus Hotel reopened in 1981, not 1982!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 16, 2022 3:58 AM |
She was the first to start the tag-on hat trend
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 16, 2022 4:03 AM |
What's hanging from her hat all the time?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 16, 2022 4:07 AM |
It smells like Aqua Net and old lady sweat, OP. She used to sell them by classified ad in some of the stag magazine classifieds of the time for a pretty penny. That's how she got nicer and nicer hats.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 16, 2022 4:08 AM |
One of my college roommates washed his hair twice a week which is when I learned how much an oily scalp smells
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 17, 2022 12:39 AM |
If she washes it, she can’t return it.
So… yes.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 18, 2022 2:25 AM |
The world needs more dames at sea like Pearl De La Mini
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 31, 2022 4:57 AM |
[quote]She was the first to start the tag-on hat trend
She was also the first to start double vaginal penetration. Minnie was a real pioneer in kink.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 31, 2022 4:59 AM |
Is it true her brother was gay?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 31, 2022 5:14 AM |
Pearl (Sara Colley) came from a wealthy, rather refined family. She graduated from Belmont College - a prestigious college for women - with a degree in theater arts and dance. They did a segment on her in the Ken Burns series on country music - which I was shocked to find fascinating. Especially the old country music scene and its working people roots.
This persona was quite a thing for such a young woman to take on.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 31, 2022 5:24 AM |
[quote]This persona was quite a thing for such a young woman to take on.
Two dicks in her pussy was also quite a thing for such a young woman to take on but Minnie perfected it and was known as the Queen of DP for the rest of her life.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 31, 2022 5:26 AM |
Were there two dicks in her vadge?
Or one in the pink, one in the stink?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 31, 2022 9:56 AM |
Emma Stone was born to play this role
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 25, 2022 8:05 PM |
The price tag was an air freshener. You know, like the little pine trees in cars.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 25, 2022 8:19 PM |
She was buried wearing it so, yes, it probably stinks now.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 25, 2022 8:40 PM |
Minnie Pearl was walking past a Catholic church and saw the Priest standing on the front steps. She called out: “Is Mass out, Father?”, to which he replied: “No, but your hat’s on crooked!”
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 25, 2022 8:44 PM |
^^???
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 25, 2022 9:44 PM |
R25 … M’ass
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 25, 2022 10:47 PM |
OP is from TN.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 25, 2022 10:49 PM |
HOW-DEE!
Ma cooter itches, y’all! I think that Conway Twitter has the crabs!
Hee-Haw’
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 25, 2022 11:10 PM |
R27 So the joke is with the accent? That's a stretch for me. Thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 27, 2022 8:24 AM |
^Then a good portion of comedy is foreign to you. Southerners aren't the only ones who have their accents made fun of. The most frequent, yes, but not the only.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 27, 2022 1:43 PM |
When I was a teenager I raped Minnie Pearl’s dead body!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 27, 2022 2:01 PM |
^proof of unstable people on DL
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 28, 2022 6:17 AM |