Minnie Pearl

Minnie & Dolly

No it doesn't. I will not tolerate disrespect to the Pride of Grinder's Switch.

[quote] Minnie & Dolly

Lovely! I’m clutching my Many Pearls.

Grinder’s what now??

I worked with an older waitress at the Adolphus Hotel in Dallas after it was updated & reopened in 1982. This waitress veteran told me Minnie Pearl was the rudest customer she had ever waited on.

I meant that the Adolphus Hotel reopened in 1981, not 1982!

She was the first to start the tag-on hat trend

Minnie-n-Pee Wee

What's hanging from her hat all the time?

It smells like Aqua Net and old lady sweat, OP. She used to sell them by classified ad in some of the stag magazine classifieds of the time for a pretty penny. That's how she got nicer and nicer hats.

One of my college roommates washed his hair twice a week which is when I learned how much an oily scalp smells

Ingenue

If she washes it, she can’t return it.

So… yes.

The world needs more dames at sea like Pearl De La Mini

[quote]She was the first to start the tag-on hat trend

She was also the first to start double vaginal penetration. Minnie was a real pioneer in kink.

Legendary

Is it true her brother was gay?

Pearl (Sara Colley) came from a wealthy, rather refined family. She graduated from Belmont College - a prestigious college for women - with a degree in theater arts and dance. They did a segment on her in the Ken Burns series on country music - which I was shocked to find fascinating. Especially the old country music scene and its working people roots.

This persona was quite a thing for such a young woman to take on.

[quote]This persona was quite a thing for such a young woman to take on.

Two dicks in her pussy was also quite a thing for such a young woman to take on but Minnie perfected it and was known as the Queen of DP for the rest of her life.

Were there two dicks in her vadge?

Or one in the pink, one in the stink?

Emma Stone was born to play this role

The price tag was an air freshener. You know, like the little pine trees in cars.

She was buried wearing it so, yes, it probably stinks now.

Minnie Pearl was walking past a Catholic church and saw the Priest standing on the front steps. She called out: “Is Mass out, Father?”, to which he replied: “No, but your hat’s on crooked!”

^^???

Minnie Pearl Adams GAY?

R25 … M’ass

OP is from TN.

HOW-DEE!

Ma cooter itches, y’all! I think that Conway Twitter has the crabs!

Hee-Haw’

R27 So the joke is with the accent? That's a stretch for me. Thanks.

^Then a good portion of comedy is foreign to you. Southerners aren't the only ones who have their accents made fun of. The most frequent, yes, but not the only.

When I was a teenager I raped Minnie Pearl’s dead body!

^proof of unstable people on DL