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Eve Arden

Did you know the reason they had to hire Richard Crenna to play the teenager on "Our Miss Brooks" was because the original person was an actual teen and Eve used to flash her tits at him.

Her co-star Mary Jane Croft described her as the nastiest ass person she had ever had the displeasure of meeting.

Jeff Chandler quit because he said "It was laughable anyone that looked like me would even give her the time of day. Jeff Chandler was handsome by 40s standards.

Gale Gordon described her as a filthy old bitch. He said that Eve resembled a pile of dog shit and not the usual kind the kind that has dried up and turned white.

Jane Morgan, who played her landlady said, "I'm a lesbian and even I find her sagging, pepperoni sized nips to be revolting"

by Anonymousreply 61November 19, 2023 10:07 PM

Jeff Handler was a HOMO.

by Anonymousreply 1May 14, 2022 1:32 PM

OMG. DL has an Eve Arden troll. Who wouldda ever thought?

by Anonymousreply 2May 14, 2022 1:37 PM

Eve Arden? Seriously? Eve? Eve Arden? I don’t think so.

by Anonymousreply 3May 14, 2022 1:49 PM

Cane. Face.

by Anonymousreply 4May 14, 2022 1:54 PM

Vintage gossip:

[quote] Arden, Eve. L______ or Bi______.

by Anonymousreply 5May 14, 2022 1:55 PM

What a great and unforgettable voice.

by Anonymousreply 6May 14, 2022 1:59 PM

I like her in Grease (1978) and of course in Mildred Pierce.

by Anonymousreply 7May 14, 2022 2:05 PM

She sounds like someone I would totally be friends with.

by Anonymousreply 8May 14, 2022 2:10 PM

She had enough sense to exit the failing Moose Murders with her reputation in tact.

by Anonymousreply 9May 14, 2022 2:13 PM

This is all complete bullshit. I guess OP thinks he's funny?

by Anonymousreply 10May 14, 2022 2:14 PM

"Gale Gordon described her as a filthy old bitch."

Right back at ya, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 11May 14, 2022 2:17 PM

She was actually fired from Moose Murders. Couldn't remember her lines. Though they said it was "by mutual agreement."

by Anonymousreply 12May 14, 2022 2:20 PM

Helen Lawson said she’d never found camaraderie so rich as with Eve Arden on the set of The Black Slipper.

by Anonymousreply 13May 14, 2022 2:24 PM

Eve is one of my faves. Loved her. This is going to sound really gay, but I have a photo collage of "broads" in my downstairs bathroom. Eve is next to Connie Ford.

by Anonymousreply 14May 14, 2022 2:30 PM

Okay OP, I get that you like to post these fake stories for funsies, but do you have to use multiple accounts to do it?

by Anonymousreply 15May 14, 2022 2:34 PM

Eve didn't get much action.

From anyone.

But she and Gale were lifelong friends and Jeff Chandler's thing was she caught him stretching out one of her sweaters.

by Anonymousreply 16May 14, 2022 2:38 PM

Put the ring in. Take the clips out!

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by Anonymousreply 17May 14, 2022 2:49 PM

OP, show us on the doll where Eve Arden hurt you

by Anonymousreply 18May 14, 2022 4:05 PM

Eve Arden once kicked me in the cuntbone. She had asked me not to smoke around her and I was laughing.

by Anonymousreply 19May 14, 2022 6:17 PM

R14 yes it does sound very gay, but I love it. Please tell us some of your other “broads” so that I may lament, cajole and agree your choices. I love a ballsy broad

by Anonymousreply 20May 14, 2022 6:54 PM

Have to give Eve Arden credit where due; she had a long and varied career spanning theatre, films and television.

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by Anonymousreply 21June 2, 2022 5:15 AM

Jeff Chandler = trans

by Anonymousreply 22June 2, 2022 5:22 AM

You suck, OP! I adore Eve Arden. She made every movie she played in better.

" Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."

by Anonymousreply 23June 2, 2022 5:22 AM

[quote] Jeff Chandler quit because he said "It was laughable anyone that looked like me would even give her the time of day.

Uh, that was the whole premise of her show, so it was supposed to be "laughable".

by Anonymousreply 24June 2, 2022 5:23 AM

She was great in Anatomy of a Murder.

by Anonymousreply 25June 2, 2022 5:24 AM

Such a deft comedic touch OP has.

by Anonymousreply 26June 2, 2022 5:28 AM

Eve was no lady!

by Anonymousreply 27June 2, 2022 5:29 AM

R25 I also loved her in Anatomy of a Murder.

OP, where are you getting this shit?

by Anonymousreply 28June 2, 2022 5:38 AM

Some Like It Hot -- Tony Curtis said he based his character on Eve. Perfect!

by Anonymousreply 29June 2, 2022 5:39 AM

[quote]OP, where are you getting this shit?

Where else would he be getting it? He's pulling it out of his ass.

by Anonymousreply 30June 2, 2022 5:46 AM

R30 Big wet smooches, love you.

by Anonymousreply 31June 2, 2022 5:50 AM

OP is an asshole and only produces turds.

by Anonymousreply 32June 2, 2022 6:17 AM

Husband pings.

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by Anonymousreply 33June 2, 2022 8:25 AM

I love Eve Arden. Probably because I love "broads". Here is one of her later appearance in a show called Maude. The jokes are kind of formulaic, but she's fun.

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by Anonymousreply 34November 18, 2023 5:43 PM

OP do you have proof for any of these alleged statements?

by Anonymousreply 35November 18, 2023 5:45 PM

[in a show called Maude.]

God will get you for that, R34!

by Anonymousreply 36November 18, 2023 5:58 PM

God will get you, R36, for not knowing how to do quotes.

by Anonymousreply 37November 18, 2023 6:07 PM

OP's post is anti-funny. Taking some old TV show or movie and ascribing dirty and scatological words to it is the lowest form of "comedy." Please stop, OP. You're not funny in the least.

by Anonymousreply 38November 18, 2023 6:15 PM

This isn't the first time the OP has trashed Eve Arden. I recall at least one or two other nasty posts during the last year or two.

by Anonymousreply 39November 18, 2023 6:21 PM

OP can be an athletic supporter.

by Anonymousreply 40November 18, 2023 6:26 PM

Principal McGee in Grease

“Anyone displaying tasteless or vulgar movements will be disqualified “!

by Anonymousreply 41November 18, 2023 9:29 PM

OP=Dody Goodman

by Anonymousreply 42November 18, 2023 9:54 PM

Are you sure that wasn't Judy Holliday or Shelley Winters?

by Anonymousreply 43November 19, 2023 3:27 AM

Eve as Principal McGee....

"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter".

by Anonymousreply 44November 19, 2023 11:35 AM

She was great in Mildred Pierce.

by Anonymousreply 45November 19, 2023 11:36 AM


"Oh, Blanche. Stop blubbering"!

by Anonymousreply 46November 19, 2023 11:36 AM

I loved her and her pussy in Stage Door.

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by Anonymousreply 47November 19, 2023 1:04 PM

She loved a good practical joke. Gale Gordon got the upper decker routinely during Our Miss Brooks.

by Anonymousreply 48November 19, 2023 1:58 PM

Buried at Westwood under an oak within view of Marilyn.

by Anonymousreply 49November 19, 2023 2:01 PM

Ann Blyth said Eve was a very fun and lovely person

by Anonymousreply 50November 19, 2023 2:03 PM

R50, Ann says that about everyone.

by Anonymousreply 51November 19, 2023 2:10 PM

That clip from Maude. As I watched it Eve was wonderful as always, but in general, I don't get what it was about Maude that made it so popular. I prefer Golden Girls. Maude's character was not appealing to me.

by Anonymousreply 52November 19, 2023 2:11 PM

R52, how did you feel about Heath Ledger in his role as The Joker?

by Anonymousreply 53November 19, 2023 4:31 PM

R24 That wasn’t the premise at all.

The fault was not with Miss Brooks, it was with Mr. Boynton, who was supposed to be too blind to notice what a bright, attractive woman and a great catch Connie Brooks was.

by Anonymousreply 54November 19, 2023 4:50 PM

She smoldered with a languid sensuality.

by Anonymousreply 55November 19, 2023 5:04 PM

R53, why do you ask? I love Heath Ledger and thought his Joker was genius.

by Anonymousreply 56November 19, 2023 6:40 PM

R5 Maude was overbearing

by Anonymousreply 57November 19, 2023 7:32 PM

Maude has a very '70s sensibility. Comedy in that decade tended towards being shrill and confrontational. The reaction to that resulted in the cute and cozy "awwwwww!" family sitcoms of the '80s.

The '70s stuff was funnier.

by Anonymousreply 58November 19, 2023 7:45 PM

Born Eunice Quedens (Kwee-DENS) A Schubert told her to change it. Got "Eve" from Evening in Paris and "Arden" from Elizabeth.

by Anonymousreply 59November 19, 2023 7:51 PM

Got “Eve” from Summer’s Eve douche

by Anonymousreply 60November 19, 2023 7:52 PM

Sorry, r52, my attempt at a joke based on an old DL meme.

by Anonymousreply 61November 19, 2023 10:07 PM
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