How was Suzanne Somers ever considered good looking?

Beef jerky in a wig.

Because straight men would want to fuck a house plant if you tossed a blonde wig on top of it.

She looked like Janice the Muppet.

She had blonde hair and a great body. It doesn't take much for straight guys.

She hired Farrah Fawcett’s manager, Jay Bernstein. Constant publicity pushing a sexpot image can brainwash people in a way.

Eh, she was cute enough back then - I always thought she had pretty eyes

"Pretty eyes" are the go-to compliment for when someone is ugly.

Tits

She had blonde hair and big tits, Rose

Hideous then, hideous now.

An inchworm with big 'ol titties

She had charisma. She was lesbian.

[quote] She had charisma.

Not THAT much.

Please, Suzanne Somers looked NOTHING like MTG!

MTG looks like a fucking Cro-Magnon with dyed blond hair. She's absolutely repulsive looking.

And what do you call this?

Yeah, never got the Loni Anderson worship either.

On most episodes of Three’s Company they’d find any excuse to have her jump up and down so her tits jiggled. That and being blonde... The average straight guy isn’t that complicated.

She was cute enough, a California blonde, and the "dumb" silliness, she was likeable and lickable to horny str8 guys at the time.

I didn’t think Farrah Fawcett or Loni Anderson were stunning beauties. But they were pretty and I could understand why they’d appeal to straight men.

Suzanne Somers always looked like a trucker in a cheap wig.

I thought she looked good in the first season, before they made the character an imbecile with the pigtails hair

options for older str8 men or younger gigalos.

they sold her on her sense of humour, so they knew the weren't getting a 10 but they weren't getting high maintenance either. She was moderately successful and Larry King could watch her not so bright self do breast crunches with her thigh monster all day.

Loni Anderson could act--she was no Streep, but compared with Somers she had range. Her WKRP character was warm, shrewd, and witty. Somers couldn't have pulled off anything like that. She was all about jiggle and schtick.

She was just perfect to play Bev in the movie!

She was a great blonde bimbo

Suzanne had talent - If she was all tits and jiggle should wouldn't have done all those seasons of "Step by Step'. Tits and jiggle with no talent is an example of Teri Copley on "We've Got it Made".

The blonde bimbo thing was big in the 70s. She wasn't all that attractive. Even Playboy passed on her when she did a test shoot for them in the early 70s. Probably considered too low rent looking despite having the prerequire blonde hair and big tits. She was white trash that got very lucky.

She wasn't as ugly as MTG though. Especially when she was younger.

Suzanne was able to take her above average looks and was smart enough to make millions. She's an actress, author, singer and businesswoman. Average TV shows, dubious author, limited range vocalist, but a genius in business. I admire her business skill and hate the public that is too stupid to see thru her health scams.

She actually got much better looking in her 40s during her time on the sitcom Step By Step. It made me realize some women actually do get better with time.

My dad always thought she was an insufferable uggo. He liked Stephanie Powers.

Always thought she was unattractive. The bird (Sally Thomsett) from the original British version was much prettier.

r30. R u fucking KIDDING me?

She had lovely breasts.

A natural beauty has she...

Somers was smart which equals sexy. Typical lesbian it girl. Straight girls I guess refuse to sleep with director.

I always appreciated her early Playboy test photos, where she had a huge tanline over her breasts and crotch and had so much pubic hair it looked like the Commodores were eating her out.

She got so much straight dick and you didn't OP

HA HA HA HA HA

[quote] so much pubic hair it looked like the Commodores were eating her out.

Did you make that up R35?

That is hilarious- literally made me LOL

I don't know what's more sad- the attempt at a "Rose" quote that completely misses the spirit of Rose quotes, or that 5 idiots WW'd it.

Suzanne desperately wanted to pose nude again for Playboy on her 75th birthday.

This photo she sent to try to tempt Playboy of her squatting in the woods didn't get much interest from them.

Even the photoshopped to death ones she had put up on People.com didn't interest Playboy.

I WAS THE STAR OF THAT SHOW! FUGLY BITCH!

Has anyone finger banged her in a hot tub lately?

It was the Bellagio fountains R42! Sheesh, get your SS finger banging details right!

R40 Wow that's more embarrassing than the real ones!

Her politics are like MTG as well

Why do some people think she's not pretty? Just wondering

Jugs. She shoved them in everyone's faces. I mean seriously.

Somewhat off-topic, but Camille Grammer reminds me of Suzanne Somers.

Suzanne looks like she's taking a dump in r39's pic.

Click on the pic to enlarge and see Suzann close up and in hi res. It ain't pretty!

For someone who's never had any bad habits like drinking/smoking, exercised constantly and eaten organic for decades she looks FRIGHTENING. Weird.

R59 yeah I said this in another thread about her pores like that are most likely from adult acne.

Obviously she wasn’t ugly (that’s ridiculous) and she was very attractive the first two seasons of TC, but yes in the 70s pretty much anyone who was blonde and had any kind of tits (were they big? For a fairly thin person I guess so) was considered a babe. I agree that she did look her best on Step by Step.

Unlike Farrah though, she’s far from dumb. I also appreciate how she has always been very frank about why she hired PR (the same exact reasons everyone else does, but never admits to) and her business strategy from the get go.

Her squatting in a field of wildflowers and looking like she's shitting at R39 is NOT sexy. And I'm not being ageist, it's not sexy for anyone at any age.

I enjoyed the Suzanne Somers troll.