DL Fave and Financial Genius Joey Lawrence Marries 3rd Bride

I wouldn’t have recognized him

His hair came back in?

Has her dress been repossessed yet?

Is he Mormon?

He's like a little S & M lawn gnome who keeps fanatically fit so he can still call himself "WehoBoi" on Grindr as long as he doesn't post a picture of his head.

So much fake hair in one photo.

What a couple of sick fakes.

Just be openly gay, Joe

[quote]"It just feels so right," Lawrence, 46, recently told PEOPLE of Cope, 34. "Life can be challenging at times, but when God gives you the right person, it's worth it."

Isn't it interesting how when God gives you 'the right person', she's always considerably younger and blonde?

I doubt this will see the year out.

Weddings in Temecula are free!

Father of the bride.

His brother is divorcing and he's getting married, it's a regular Lawrence revolving door. Boys!

[Quote] … when God gives you the right person you just know.

Looks like he’s told you twice already but you weren’t listening.

Nothing says "basic white people" like getting married in Temecula.

He's such a weird little man

I hate to judge people on first sight, but she looks just as vapid as him.

Bet they don't make it longer than my 8 months.

I like his new poof

He's so handsome, but he does have a look of terror in his eyes.

How did he manage to get off so easily in his bankruptcy case? Most of his creditors got zip! Why should anyone pay their bills?

Did their wedding planner demand cash upfront?

Is he gay or European?

He's so fucking weird looking, but I can't stop staring.

Those are Drag Queen brows on her day off.

You just want to dunk his finely sculpted head in a bucket of water to see what he really looks like 😳

Who he?

[quote] Cope, who met Lawrence in 2020 when they co-starred in the Lifetime movie My Husband's Secret Brother, wore a Wtoo by Watters tulle gown, while he wore a cream suit by ASOS.

Gag me with a spoon!

He looks miserable.

Gay. He's not even looking at his wife, probably a cater waiter. At least look at the photographer.

I don't want to be morbid, but I put Joey Lawrence in my death pool for the next two years. That guy's going to self-destruct as soon the marriage and his finances implode again.

Was God wrong about the first 2 weddings?

Matthew is a contestant on Worst Cooks in America.

R26 when Joey showers, his hair does this…

The 3rd time’s the charm, God!

He used his very best pencil sharpener to do his hair for the wedding.

Does the gold digger know he is broke and filed for bankruptcy?

Interesting R15... Well, at least her name isn't Keneisha or Ashanti. lol But they do look cute together, wishing them all the best, everyone deserves to be happy. :-)

Whoa!

Was Blossom invited to the wedding?

He needs to just have that shaved down look. Let it go grey. He keeps fit and the colorizing is making him look nuts. Otherwise, he could rock the older Italian guy look. The colorization is aging him in a Death In Venice way. He has a pretty wife.

She looks a little like his first wife. The 2nd wife is a brunette. His new face is very different from his old face.

I should have known that hugging you and having your face buried in my huge breasts would change you as a human being.

I don't understand people who get remarried so quickly after divorce. Wouldn't you want to enjoy your freedom for awhile before jumping into another commitment?

[quote] Prior to filing for bankruptcy, their financial situation had gotten so dire, Joey and Wife # 2 sold off purses and wallets on eBay and unloaded some of their clothing at a used clothing store.

Just the guy you wanna legally bind yourself to, Sami.

I knew many years ago that bankruptcy was where the fool would end up. Back when he was at the top of his career, barely out of his teens, I read an article about him. He was flying all his pals from back on the east coast out to California weekly to spend time with him and paying all their expenses. A complete fool with money.

Why did he start fucking with his eyebrows? Some Hair & Make Up person has a lot to answer for!

[Quote] I don't want to be morbid, but I put Joey Lawrence in my death pool for the next two years. That guy's going to self-destruct as soon the marriage and his finances implode again.

Nah. Joey is a modern day Bobby Rydell. He'll outlive most in his life.

Actually, I picked this one. I do tend to have a better handle on what people actually want.

[Quote] His brother is divorcing and he's getting married, it's a regular Lawrence revolving door. Boys!

While Andy is in a serious relationship with UberEats.SAD!

Why would anyone think Joey is gay? You can't see the lady and the stroller?!

I searched "joey lawrence sans fards."

He used to be hot. Now he's anorexic and addicted to plastic surgery and fake hair. This photo was only 7 years ago and he looked good.

When he was a teen pop star-actor.

Joey started to look overly manicured over twenty years ago. Getting his eyebrows done started the decline.

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I think would be hard to be around for any length of time. What's Andy's story?

Joey's old butt.

[quote] Joey's old butt.

Why "old"?

Because he got rid of it.

[quote] Because he got rid of it.

How precisely? Did he have some sort of surgery?

He looks much better and more natural at R42.

Does he believe in no sex outside marriage or something?

Tell us about Joey. I'm not American and not familiar with him.

Start at his Bankruptcy thread, r64.

Andrew was adorable.

In every photo he looks like he got hit in the face with a plank.

Facial hair looks good on Andrew. It take some of the "Angela Lansbury jawline" out of his face.

Promoting his movie, which has a Joey cameo.

or a big ole skillet.

Yer all jest jellus coz you ain't hansom like he are.

[quote] or a big ole skillet.

Is he divorced yet?

The Lawrence Brothers are hotter than the Jonas Brothers. They all got hit with genetic lottery. I think Andy is hot too moreso in motion, he just has yo-yo weight.

He was cute and had good hair.

R52 Damn, that is a gallon of fucking Botox! Way, WAY over the top.

Bo-TOXic.

Oh, lordy. PIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinggggggggggg!

I’d eat Joey and Matthew’s asses.

Does Joey have an ass still?

New wife, new kid

She must not be very bright. Why would someone in their early 30’s want to marry twice divorced guy that already has kids, and on top of that has no money?

New mouth to feed has arrived!

Time to start the OnlyFans, Joe

She must come from money.

Dear God I can't wait until that hairstyle on men goes away. But then someone will probably come up with something even more off putting.

Does he still have what it takes to have “an” Onlyfans?

Note to Leo:

This is what actual heterosexual men do.

Well, she definitely isn't a gold digger

Are they still married?

r5 nailed it. Look for WeHoboi on grindr.