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Ed Marinaro rushed off stage by NFL draft producer after wildly long pick announcement

Ed Marinaro was tabbed to announce the Minnesota Vikings’ first draft pick on Friday afternoon in Las Vegas, and he was determined to make the most of the experience.

He just went on a little too long.

So long, in fact, that an NFL draft producer actually had to run out on stage and tell him to wrap it up.

Marinaro spoke for about two full minutes on stage, hitting a range of topics in what should have been a 30-second announcement at the very most.

Now, it’s not like his speech wasn’t entertaining. It was even complete with a Green Bay Packers jab and a “Blue Mountain State” reference — the Spike TV show from a decade ago where he played the head football coach.

It just didn’t end.

Marinaro was selected by the Vikings with the No. 50 overall pick in the 1972 draft, and spent his first four seasons in the league in Minnesota, where he reached a pair of Super Bowls. The running back then wrapped up his career with one season with both the New York Jets and Seattle Seahawks. Marinaro has been acting ever since.

Next time, Marinaro may want to just keep it short and sweet.

That is, if he's given another chance.

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by Anonymousreply 33June 16, 2022 12:05 AM

Now that's a name I haven't heard in decades!

by Anonymousreply 1April 30, 2022 2:46 PM

So fine in his younger days…where’s that Jockey underwear ad of his?

by Anonymousreply 2April 30, 2022 2:48 PM

Here we are…not as impressive as I originally thought…

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by Anonymousreply 3June 11, 2022 12:12 AM

Remember when he was Laverne & Shirley's shirtless landlord in Burbank?

Then suddenly he was a cop in NYC. That shit confused me while growing up.

by Anonymousreply 4June 11, 2022 12:28 AM

What happened to alt those gay rumors?

by Anonymousreply 5June 11, 2022 12:30 AM

r3, I have no complaints about that.

by Anonymousreply 6June 11, 2022 12:34 AM

I would have sucked his dick til his brain came out

by Anonymousreply 7June 11, 2022 12:35 AM

Also good

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by Anonymousreply 8June 11, 2022 12:38 AM

That crowd is disturbing. Think what humans could accomplish if they weren't obsessed with sports 24/7?

by Anonymousreply 9June 11, 2022 3:40 AM

How humiliating. Judgement fades.

by Anonymousreply 10June 11, 2022 3:46 AM

One of the first guys I jacked off too. But I can't remember where I saw him? It wasn't those underwear ads.

Was he on a 90s sitcom?

by Anonymousreply 11June 11, 2022 4:08 AM

I was expecting to read it was a 15-minute speech, not to find out it was only 2 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 12June 11, 2022 4:17 AM

Hill Street Blues, r11.

by Anonymousreply 13June 11, 2022 4:18 AM

R13, that would have been the 80s. Too young.

I just looked! It was Sisters!

by Anonymousreply 14June 11, 2022 5:46 AM

R11 he had great hairless juicy pecs in the Hollywood intro to Laverne and Shirley.

by Anonymousreply 15June 11, 2022 5:53 AM

Ed’s titties

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by Anonymousreply 16June 11, 2022 5:54 AM

[quote] not as impressive as I originally thought

This looks pretty impressive.

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by Anonymousreply 17June 11, 2022 6:09 AM

Loved his cop character on HSB; I think he played an old friend of sanctimonious Chase on Falcon Crest and showed up after Chase presumably drowned.

BIG chest. BIg friendly guy. I use to fantasize about being wrapped in those big arms of his and he tells me 'everything's going to be all right.'

by Anonymousreply 18June 11, 2022 6:11 AM

Why was a washed up actor doing this in the first place?

by Anonymousreply 19June 11, 2022 6:14 AM

I sure hope you're pretty, r19.

by Anonymousreply 20June 11, 2022 6:20 AM

Amateur.

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by Anonymousreply 21June 11, 2022 6:29 AM

R19 C’mon Mary. All gays need just a wee bit of sports knowledge to function in society. He was an NFL player prior to acting.

by Anonymousreply 22June 11, 2022 6:32 AM

He was terrific on Sisters.

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by Anonymousreply 23June 11, 2022 6:32 AM

Melrose Place

by Anonymousreply 24June 11, 2022 6:47 AM

I remember reading about his same sex activities in Billy Masters’ Filth2Go column in the San Diego gay newspaper before the internet.

by Anonymousreply 25June 11, 2022 3:11 PM

Do tell

by Anonymousreply 26June 11, 2022 10:51 PM

IIRC, r26, something to do with the steam room somewhere. He was there with a couple of men. Sorry I can’t remember more, but I do remember that. Around the time his show SISTERS was on television.

by Anonymousreply 27June 11, 2022 11:05 PM

Someone should email Billy Masters and ask him. He never forgets anything.

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by Anonymousreply 28June 15, 2022 12:36 AM

30+ years later and I’m still disappointed that this afterschool special didn’t have an anal scene.

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by Anonymousreply 29June 15, 2022 3:44 PM

It could have been a contender

by Anonymousreply 30June 15, 2022 7:04 PM

Going over by a minute and a half doesn't sound that bad, even if it's a tightly scripted production. I won't have a chance to watch the video until I get home, but I can't help but wonder if the organizers might be aware of cognitive issues and were concerned it might become embarrassing if they didn't nip the speech in the bud. Seventy-two is about the right age to start developing dementia symptoms.

by Anonymousreply 31June 15, 2022 7:19 PM

The draft pick announcement is supposed to take no more than 30 seconds. It's not a speech. Going over by a minute and a half is a lot.

by Anonymousreply 32June 15, 2022 7:33 PM

I suspect Betty Thomas had a hand in this...

by Anonymousreply 33June 16, 2022 12:05 AM
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