Alexander Skarsgard's Rumored GF is up the duff!!!

The ONLY person feeling Alexander's sperm inside them is Jack McBrayer.

She’s not cute, he’s definitely gay

1:30 he seemed to like britney

R2 That photo is not doing her justice. She actually looks fine.

So wait -- according to r4's link, she and Skarsgard have been together for several years, and this is her SECOND child?

Is it at all plausible that Skarsgard could have kept a multiyear relationship and a child completely out sight, given his level of fame?

The heads of the Robsten stans must be exploding.

I love going to ONTD and seeing all those enormous old-fashioned avatars, it's hilarious.

A few years ago I got into trouble because I suggested someone's "picture" on LiveJournal was too prominent and I got yelled at because "it's an ICON and icons have ALWAYS been this size" and honestly, I'd just forgotten that.

[quote]The ONLY person feeling Alexander's sperm inside them is Jack McBrayer.

When I first saw this thread, my initial thought was "Jack is pregnant?"

Hmm, interesting; well, at she's an age appropriate, accomplished woman rather than some 20-something instagram influencer or something tacky like that.

I'm going to get yelled at for implying something and I swear I am not trying to, but she reminds me of Rachel Maddow in the right-hand picture at r4.

I hope it's true. I'm like an expectant Grandpa...so excited.

Why are they hiding their relationship?

R11 Because he’s gayyyyy

The only surprise here is that Skarsgard is in an age appropriate relationship with a middle-aged woman and not dating a 20 something model, starlet or realtor. His girlfriend is 42 so if he wants a family and stay with that woman longterm it was about time he got her pregnant.

I really like him as an actor and followed his career since Generation Kill. Sadly he doesn't seem to have much luck with his projects and his latest movie 'The Northman' is another flop. The movie only made 12m on its opening weekend and had a 90+million budget.

I still have a hard time believing that Skarsgard has been in a straight relationship for years now, and no one has ever seen this woman with him, or even heard of them being together.

It makes absolutely no sense, not from a PR standpoint, and not based on how we all know paparazzi and social media work.

There has been gossip for at least two years now that he was dating her and even moved in with her. His brother also had a baby with his girlfriend and fans only found out after the baby was born. He confirmed that he had a daughter a year after the child was born. His brother is 15 years younger and has a much younger fan base and they still did not know his gf was pregnant. These Skarsgard brothers are sneaky and low key. Alexander was actually dating two massive famewhores (Kare Bosworth and Alexa Chung) for several years and he never brought them to any public events or even acknowledged they were dating.

I'm not buying it.

Neither Ellen nor Elliot Page were my type.

That’s some Grade A spermatozoa.

There’s something weird about her eyes which sort of ruin her whole feature. Is it plastic surgery or…?

R18 who?

ONTD is on Livejournal which is owned in Russia and under the control of the Russian government. They can no longer have gay stories. It’s also all woke and insufferable.

R19 I was referring to the pic that OP posted.

Looks like they brought back some gay subjects. They had censored them when LJ was first bought. Still a shitty site. Was fun in 2007.

Who bought it R22?

The gf looks like she can play Anais Nin in a long-overdue biopic. If Lee Marvin was alive he’d be perfect as Henry Miller.

Michael Ealy was able to hide his wife and kids for quite a while.

I guess he’s not gay.

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Can someone please give me a short summary of the gay rumors? Im not a disbeliever I just honestly haven’t heard them.

Even though he’s hot He’s not a celebrity i read much about because he doesn’t seem messy.

She is a short, older lady. For some reason, I thought she was taller.

She does look much older than 42. He's still hot at 46.

Odd pairing. He's supposedly older than her but looks younger.

R27 She has two children from a previous relationship despite Daily Fail only mentioning one. Seems like she left them behind with their father in another country to raise this new one with Alex. Let's see how long the happy family stunt lasts! And yes, she does look much older than him, but Scandinavian women age worse than men, just look at Alex's parents.

His father looks old as fuck R33, you need cataract surgery if you think he aged better than his wife. He's also quite homely (the dad, not Alex).

R34 I didn't say his father aged better much less that he's good-looking, just that his mother aged worse than him, actually, she already looked older than him when they were still married about 20 years ago. To be honest, Alex is the only good-looking person in his family. His siblings are either ugly or weird-looking.

R35 Bill is ok...

Don't her kids from her other baby daddies go to school in Europe? Why are they in NY?

R37 For the pap walk

[quote] And yes, she does look much older than him, but Scandinavian women age worse than men,

Novotny is half Swedish. The other half is Czech.

R37 She used to live in Denmark with her kids before dating Alex, their father is Danish if I'm not mistaken. Now she's splitting her time between Sweden and the US with Alex while her other kids were left behind. Priorities, right?!

R40 No. Alex sold his apartment and moved back to Sweden. And she's splitting her time between Denmark and Sweden.

People can have children together without being together.

Being co-parents without being in a romantic relationship.

Swedish men have low hanging huge pendulous testes.

Is this a bearding relationship? She looks like she's smiling for the paps in some of the images on instagram.

R44 And him looking downcast as always

These pics?

R41 They have been spotted together in the US more than once while Alex was working there. So yes, she's splitting her time between Sweden and the US now. She's no longer living in Denmark.

R47 I don’t think they’d been spotted together in NYC prior to the pap pics last November. Alex was there for the Northman promo solo. And last summer for the Succession shoot also solo.

I thought she lived in Denmark. Don't her children go to school in Denmark where their father lives?