Kaye Ballard Rhyming Michael Jackson with Anglo-Saxon…Is this a real song? How did it come to be?

Here’s the full program, Kaye’s at 27:50.

The host sucks!

Here are the lyrics until it cuts off:

When, did I join the establishment?

When, did I stop being bold?

When, did my agents all get to be 19 years old?

When, did I last wear a negligee?

When, did Sinatra have hair?

When, did this country stop caring what Vanna will wear?

Things change.

Donald Trump used to own New York City.

Styles change,

Now the gowns of the 40s seem pretty.

Cocaine has replaced marijuana,

Monroe is reborn as Madonna,

and now people say Cybill Shepherd can act.

Is that a fact?

When, did people stop reading?

When, did rap replace song?

When did taste start receding?

When did Michael Jackson start to look so Anglo-Saxon?

Things change

Our society still is evolving.

Thank God they made Anacin faster dissolving.

Each day we keep calorie counting,

we pay, well, the deficit’s mounting

and hey, Ma!

The whole world still belongs to the men!

Isn't it strange how some things still don't change?

And when, did each business executive find

Reeboks go with a suit?

When, did Koreans discover fruit?

When, did we stop being civilized?

When did sane merge with insane?

When, did they grant secret powers

to Shirley MacLaine?

Oh, if I could tamper with history,

change every day of my life,

Would I do it all over again?

You pick the time and the day and the place!

I’ll pack my voice… ?

Whether I win or fall flat on my face!

I still revive at the thrill of the-?

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Well!