Noah Beck feels 'pressure' to maintain six-pack abs to satisfy 33M followers

WTF with that 'do?

ALL wrong.

Welcome to Seacowlounge.

Tiktok is about ripped abs and big bubble butts. That’s how you get millions of followers, endorsements; it’s how to maintain them.

This is why you should stay in college kids, don’t drop out for a social media career!

Girl, fix that wig first.

Priorities.

Duh. What else is he good for? I’d assume most people feel pressure to be good at the thing they’re known for.

I'm glad you're posting this, OP, because as you well know, there's nothing Dataloungers give a shit more about than TikTok stars.

20 years old? Good for him. I hope he has a great time.

He's a hard looking 20. Looks closer to 28 or so.

It’s Nancy McKeon!

kill it

kill it with FIRE

He looks like a lesbian golf pro.

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Were one of the Bogdanoff twins his dad?

He already worth millions. He will be alright

Glad I could help R7. I know you were waiting with bated breath for more Noah Beck news.

He is exceptional in his blandness.

Well he fucking BETTER put in the work. 60 million ogling fans aren't there for his scintillating intellect and wit.

His face is so hard to look at. His body is great. How is he a heartthrob when you never hear about him in mainstream media? You hear about BTS, Timothee, Harry Styles, Adam Driver, Tom Holland, etc. But never Noah Beck.

__win with her millions of devices and accounts makes threads on these TikTok hoes with their inflated number of followers who contribute nothing to society and will not be remembered in two years.

Who?

Before Instagram and later TikTok and OnlyFans. These influencers would be escorting or doing porn. They make so much money teasing and gaybaiting and get the fame they want. But it only lasts a few years.

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I can’t imagine 33 million people wanting to see me or follow what I’m up to on a day-to-day basis. That amount of people is mind boggling and is a few countries combined.

And the money he makes is insane.

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You people are SOOOOOOOO picky. Noah's face is pleasantly young. Certainly no male model. Maybe people like a average cute young guy with a hot body and cheerful personality.

His smile reminds me of The Joker

Oooh pressure. Scary.

Where's the sizemeat?

I'm just curious if anyone else noticed that in OP's picture he has an INCREDIBLY long neck? I've seen this lately this on a few other young celeb heart throbs - wtf? I don't remember earlier teen idols with necks like giraffes. And he needs to go easier on the eyebrow waxing.

Noah was a soccer player and was attending college on a full scholarship but he ended up dropping out to pursue a career on social media. I'm not sure it was such a bad idea because even if it doesn't last, he's probably already set for life with the kind of money he makes.

[quote]Beck was born on May 4, 2001, and is from Peoria, Arizona. He attended Ironwood High School. Beck played for the SC del Sol club soccer team in Phoenix. In Arizona, he was a team captain in the U.S. Youth Soccer Olympic Development Program from 2014 to 2017. He moved to Utah during his last two years of high school where he played for the Real Salt Lake Academy. Starting in 2019, Beck attended University of Portland where he had a full-ride scholarship. Beck was a midfielder on the Portland Pilots men's soccer. Due to the COVID-19 pandemic in Portland, Oregon, Beck completed his second semester of freshman year online before dropping out.

[quote]During the COVID-19 pandemic in 2020, Beck began using TikTok while in quarantine. His videos began to go viral within a month. As of January 2021, Beck had 27 million followers on TikTok, 7.3 million on Instagram, and 1.5 million YouTube subscribers. Beck's content includes dances and skits to audio clips of songs, movies, and TV shows. In June 2020, he joined The Sway House after he was contacted by member, Blake Gray. There, Beck duets and collaborates with other social media personalities. In November 2020, Beck was criticized by fans for charging fees for duets, although he later clarified that the fees were for brand deals. TikTok listed Beck as one of the top 10 breakout content creators of 2020.

Say what you want about his social media abilities, the legs are very nice indeed.

The nudes will eventually leak.

R19 You obviously missed this mediafest of the Sway Boys and their big Interview Magazine underwear shoot, where Beck’s athleticism helped propel him into some actual modeling gigs. Still think Blake’s the cutest and most puppy doggiest of the group, and of course Bryce is a cockroach who survives all the S.M. shifts and evolution and will be the only one who is remembered in the end.

R32 I missed it because I don't care about them. Nothing is interesting about them. They aren't talented or intelligent nor do they do porn which would at least get me off Being a hot piece of ass on social media is a dime a dozen these days. They do nothing special or interesting to stand out. Just lucky narcissistic bitches in the right place at the right time. Of course they are smug assholes like most hot high school or college jocks are. TikTok and social media is high school extended where dumb goodlooking kids get sycophants who live vicariously through.

What's with the rat's nest sitting on his forehead? How could anyone go out in public like that?

Ugh. The eyebrow plucking is out of control! Nothing screams "I'M NOT GAY" (wink) like over groomed eyebrows!

R2 The seacow Ed.win Monta.nez Jr. thinks he does datalounge a huge favor by starting thousands of threads a week on hot topics that make this site fun like Noah Beck, McDonalds, tik tok and his slop food.

Is he mixed race?

R36 Noah Beck hasn’t been a hot topic for nearly a year and a half, he’s a Johnny come lately if he’s thinks he’s jumping on a trend.

ugh....Not exactly the face of an Adonis.

The dude is a millionaire. He is set for life because of Tiktok superstardom.

I don't feel bad for him. I would work out for six hours a day if it meant never having to get a real job and worry about money. Fuckin airhead doesn't realize how lucky he is.

Not feeling his eyebrow/hairstyle combination. It's NOT good. It makes him look like an angry Mattel doll. Other than that, he's pretty hot.

OP don't start another thread on this clown until his nudes leak or he starts doing porn. Because nobody wants to hear about this overprivileged douchebag with no talent that panders to desperate queens.

Should make a sex tape with Shawn Mendes with a double-sided dildo.

He does have nice legs and feets.

I love him. A cool, laid back fun-loving bro with a nice physique. And now, he’s rich.

He looks a German or Nordic descended farmboy from the Midwest. The tanned skin and chubby cheeks and big-framed thicc body. Matt Damon who has Scandinavian ancestry has a similar thing going on.

A song for Noah:

R47, but Noah is fit and has an urban vibe

He reads to me as a gay slut who loves dick.

Bottom bitch

He should worry about his abs! I doubt people are attracted just to his sparkling personality.

R50 he needs to use a waist trainer, his proportions are all off. Given how much he's having to flex to show abs in that video, he definitely needs to lay off the snack cakes.

This is why social media is toxic.

He definitely has those fat genes. Miss Dylan G***ck does too.

He needs the abs to distract from the punchable face.

He has lesbian face like young Bieber. He played soccer right? He probably was the team cumdumpster. He smells cookies all day long

You sound gross

Carbface

He’s hot

If he wasn't a straight white boy. Seacow would not be making a million threads on here and bumping her damn threads.

R61 I know, right? The Brooklyn Seacow is the absolute worst. You know that Noah has it blocked wherever he can. Doesn’t want another “last meal” ass DM like when Eww.dwin was stalking Schock.

Noah should fuck his gay friends on camera to prove what an ally he is.

That’s the comment of a creeper ⬆️

My good friend's 20yo son has that same annoying hair. When will this reprehensible trend be over already?

At Cannes Film Festival.

"Boohoo, my job is showing my body on the internet and it's made me a ton of dough. Boohoo, it's so hard to be me!"

People who think he's straight are just as delusional as the ones who believe Shawn Mendes is. If both came out, queens would stop lusting over them and move on to the next"str8" social media twink or hunk.

R66 Is he there to do a tap dance number?

But. Her. Face.

R63, he is getting closer and closer to it.

All that money and he can't get those moles lasered off? He's got a constellation on the left side of his mouth.

King

Never heard of him but he's cute.

Bump

He could afford to work out a bit more. Those abs are not as well-defined. I am already losing interest.

No carbs bro

at least his veneers don't look like chiclets

I had ONE extra lunch and gained twenty pounds! Oh, curse my fat genes!

Noah Beck seems much nicer and approachable than BK Seacow's other lust object Dylan Ge*ck.

Dylan is a self-righteous narcissist who thinks he's much more talented and compassionate than he actually is. When he's just a wannabe influencer and doesn't give a shit about other gays since he's supportive of Republicans and is rumored to pimp young twinks out to yacht daddies. Such a stereotype of the young goodlooking white masc gay who develops a superiority complex because queens worship him.

I like Noah

Has he ever shown his fartbox?

Unfortunately no, R82.

Some guys have 'big dick face'. This little bitch just screams 'inferior puny cocklet'.

I'm kind of grateful for vapid social media hookers/"celebrities." I grew up with movies, TV, music videos and magazines objectifying young bodies and faces and declaring who is superior in those regards. I took the authorities for granted. Now that the platforms have shifted to social media outlets like TikTok I have no interest in, the power of the entire starmaking enterprise has dissipated. It's just whoring out young people's appearances to make money and it's really a very stupid illusion that cultures buy into. And—poof!—just like that, it means nothing to me.

This younger generation finds the strangest looking people attractive.

R85 It's timeless beauty. Don't be stupid.

[quote] If he wasn't a straight white boy.

Wait, he’s white?? I thought he was a light skinned black guy from OP’s pic.

[quote]Noah Beck feels 'pressure' to maintain six-pack abs to satisfy 33M followers

This is the stupidest statement. Once they’re already your fan girls, they don’t care what you look like. You think these crazies will drop you once you lose an ab? Just look at the fan girls of Supernatural. Jared looks like he’s transitioning into a woman and they still think he is the hottest thing ever.

Thoughts on his friendship with his gay bestie and podcast co-host?

I love Noah

R90, they are cool friends.

Has Darfur Orphan been here yet to weep for poor Noah Beck’s dilemmas?

What is up with the mushroom haircut at R90? Put him in a blazer with shoulder pads and he could be a character in A Different World.

👻 Isn't she lovely !

🏋🏿‍♂️ Even though I've been working out on a regular basis, I still don't have a six-pack, but you can easily count six of my lower ribs.

Ugh. I’m so sick of this whole ecosystem.

The mushroom heads. The vacuous “content”. The stupid “pranks”

All of it. Junk!

[quote]This younger generation finds the strangest looking people attractive.

I know! It's all puffy fugly fatties & plastic surgery freaks!

They don't know what beauty is!

His hair looks weird. And he needs some facial hair.

R99 I agree

Nice

👕

Nice picture r102.

I think he's hot as fuck. I'd love to lick his nips and abs.

Abs and pecs get followers. That’s reality

He is repulsive

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I don't see these influencers any different than the "famous for being famous" reality TV trash of the 2000s. Neither are real celebrities like actors, musicians and politicians though the only difference is the influencers may actually maintain more wealth than reality TV stars.

He ugly.

R103 ..

Such a handsome man of color.

[quote] Such a handsome man of color.

Why man of color?

He looks so exotic to me…

He looks like a farm boy from Iowa. Nothing exotic or melaninated about him. Seacow likes to make basic white boys mixed to hide her snow queen tastes. Ain't working bitch.

In the past, his types would travel to NYC or LA to become stars but end up waiting tables, valeting or tricking old rich men waiting for their big break. Now social media gives a platform for talent free pretty kids who know how to market it right.

So exotic…sigh…my dreamboat 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰

Exotic = a white person with olive skin and big lips.

DL should draw a line at TikTok trash and ban these threads.

Naw. TikTok is driving pop culture, memes, trends, and media coverage. Some of us don’t live in the archaic past, and like to stay attuned to what’s hot today. Plus, Tiktok keeps me plugged into countless hotties.

[quote]or tricking old rich men waiting for their big break

I wonder how many eldergays have been inside Noah's bubblebutt.

LPSG has a thread for every TikToker as soon as they hit 18. I'm sure Seacow frequents there

Meh. Wake me up when there's a video of him plowing his homie Blake Gray.

Not just LPSG. Every forum featuring hot dudes

I don't think he's gay baiting, I think he's just very comfortable around his many gay friends.

Does anyone else think Noah's friend Larry is pretty thirsty for him?

But her face.

Larray

What a crybaby loser - discard. Abs on TikTok are dime-a-dozen.

He’s hot

He's definitely not 100% white.

I would lick his abs.

Melungeon?

Still no nudes or sex tape from this hoe?

Looks like he’s cursed with low water pressure.

Sad!

He looks no more ethnic than Ryan Phillippe, the late Michael Hutchence or Pete Davidson and other white guys with huge lips.

Rofl, Pete Davidson isn’t white.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

R135 in what universe is Pete not white?

Let’s start with reality and go from there.

Farley Granger had darker skin and bigger pink lips than Noah or Pete.

He literally needs someone to literally explain to him the concept of humblebragging.

That 'pressure' is Father Time, pushing him closer and closer to the grave.

His body is hot, nice torso, nice legs and ass. But he looks very stupid. I don't feel bad for people turn themselves into sex objects online and then complain about being sexualized and having to maintain a beauty standard. That's your fucking job and you could quit anytime. Nobody is forcing you to be slut online.

Llama Club

He looks like a "they" to me

I guess he'll come out when he's irrelevant. He can't be open as long as teenage girls are his following. His whole Instagram looks gay as hell but teen girls are gullible.

He’s not gay

I think he’s Hispanic.

Whatever he is, he's still talentless and doesn't deserve to be rich and famous. At least Shawn Mendes plays an instrument.

I like him. He makes fun content that millions follow

R126, she wants him bad. Larry was getting his life from the discussion about soccer locker room antics.

R136 Pete's status as one of the undead makes his race tougher to call.

Huh

God his hair is stupid

Wasn't there a Blind Item saying he's closeted?

Blind items are lies

R153, everyone says he's closeted.

Probably Native American in his ancestry somewhere…he was born in Arizona, so there’s that.

He doesn't look Native American though. Native Americans have an Asian look. Noah doesn't even pass for a mestizo in Latin America. If he's mixed with anything it would probably be African.

Black and Hispanic

R158 Hispanic isn't a race. Hispanics can be completely black or white or most commonly a mestizo blend. He doesn't have anything that looks Spanish or Mediterranean about him. He looks like a German or Nordic descended farm boy from Iowa or Minnesota. They tan very well and have chubby cheeks.

This will not end well for him. These things never do.

Check your casta painting, delusional r159

R161 He's white get over it. Germans and Scandinavians settled in the Midwest. Midwesterners moved to the Southwest. What's exotic or ethnic about him? Because he's tan, has big lips and has curly hair? Are white people only allowed to be pasty skinned and straight haired with thin lips and noses? Not every American is a British descendant, you know Germans came here and make up most of the white population's DNA now?

Are Marlon Brando or Justin Timberlake mixed race now? Since one was very tan with a wide face big lips and the other has very curly hair?

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!

Just ignore “progressive” white gay men. They only fetishize “POC”. Most would never dream of dating a “POC”. They’re obsessed with race and ethnicity. Obsessed.

If he was actually mixed and looked it. Seacow wouldn't even be making threads on him. Seacow lusts for pink dick.

I love white bros with flava and big butts

Noah likes to play grab ass with the boys.

So so many TikTok bros

r167 gaybaiting

So??

Gaybaiting is bad.

[quote]Gaybaiting is bad.

Gaybaiting is lucrative.

No self-respect^. It’s why straight men do this, because gay men have zero self-worth.

R167 We're doomed if they're our future.

R171, how is he gaybaiting? Noah didn't even bring it up, Larry did, and it was about a private moment between them. I don't think Noah is gaybaiting because he is comfortable with his gay friends.

Cakes

Grill

This mop headed fool needs to just go away. Hopefully he realizes that his "followers" don't actually give a shit about him for more than a brief period in his life, so he better figure out something better to do.

He’s is so hot

R177, Paul was very flirtatious with Noah throughout that episode.

Can you blame him?

Noah and Larry addressing the rumors that they're fucking

People are so crass and vulgar

I meant to add, they talk about the rumors at 11 minutes in.

I really can't believe how many Data Loungers get their panties in a bunch because of a hairstyle fad. Yeah, it's a trend for younger guys to wear hair over the forehead now instead of combed back. Hairstyles come and go. Try to get over it.

DL is a place for miserable people who are jealous of hot and happy people

R186 hahaha very good one

Luscious beautiful legs.

[quote]He’s is so hot

No, he's not. He looks like The Joker.

Millions disagree

There's so many hotter guys on Instagram. TikTok annoys me. I rather these hot models be seen and not heard.

That is some wiry hair texture….

Just sayin…

Yes R188

r21 He'll be letting eldergays fuck his bubblebutt for money when it's all over.

Uh no. He’s pretty rich now

People here never seem to get that some of these kids have already made so much money they'll never have to work another day in their lives, if the don't want to. People seem to think that when the TikTok fad is over they will be destitute. Wrong.

*they

Yeah, it’s unreal how pathetically frozen in ancient times so many DLers are. Despite it being almost 2023, they still don’t grasp that somewhat with 34 million followers is famous, a celebrity in their own right, and very likely quite wealthy or financially set Sheerly because of the massive size of their following.

R198 Like the poster who said the mainstream media doesn't acknowledge Noah so he's not a star. Mainstream media is on its way to being a dinosaur. You don't need the stamp of approval of the corporate mainstream any more, to be a famous, rich or successful performer.

Also they don't understand that the stuff people like Noah do entertains people. Not all TikTokers or YouTubers have the usual, old fashioned "talents" but it's more their looks and personality, supposedly just being themselves, hanging out, that people want to watch, or fantasize about, wish they were part of, whatever.

Precisely. People are not entertained and enlightened in the same ways they were in 1994.

I mean, when your job is looking hot, of fucking course you need to stay hot. Boohoo

True

Wonder if his pubes match that mop on his head.

Some of you are so stereotypically miserable

Gen Zers are LITERALLY brain dead fucking loathsome turds who most people rightfully hate.

Gen Z is the largest generation. You’re the minority r205

Being brain dead sheep is a positive to you, dumbfucker.

Backpfeifengesicht.

We don't know how much money he has or how well he has managed it.

People keep talking about these TikTokers being millionaires and whatnot. But how many of them are being financially prudent and actually saving and investing their money well enough? Are they creating passive income? A lot of them like they're just living extravagantly and partying and traveling nonstop and accruing tons of debt. Once their looks fade and they get replaced, I'm sure they'll have no money left over due to all the debt they will owe.

R210 Well Charli D'Amelio is worth about 17 or 18 million so she would have to do a lot of partying and traveling to burn through that. And who says they aren't managing their money well or are/will be in debt?

Well what else does this butterface have? Personality, nope, talent , nope, big dick? not likely.

He’s very entertaining and charismatic

R214 You are a seacow with rocks for brains that thinks doing little shitty dances and showing off his abs on tiktok is charisma and entertainment.

R212 Well he's not a ballet dancer or opera singer, but some would say being a high school and collge soccer star and having played for a pro team is a an enviable skill or talent.

As they say, different strokes... Whatever the opposite of attraction and sexy is, is what I feel about him just looking at that picture.

Well that’s you; on the other hand, me, I’m fenda turn up…

His face is not aging well.

He looks like a woman.

He looks like Livvy used to look.

I know if I were Noah's age and had to deal with such pressure, I would probably break, flunk out of Princeton, get a poodle cut and stake a stab at a career on Onlyfans. The pressure these kids feel nowadays is stupefying!

Intrusive thoughts

Gross he looks like a grown up version of the problem child kid.

His nose is longer than Kay's .

That's why he wears that crazy mop on his head.

Stay current r224

^

Kay Kendall is still admired and talked about 60 years after she performed.

I suppose Noah Beck will be admired and talked about in the 2080s— that's 60 years after he's doing whatever he's doing now.

Talked about by whom? Never heard of him

He will come out as Gay eventually.

Her eyebrows are tragic.

Also TikTok is Chinese spyware.

Didn't some computer hacker try to reverse engineer it? What he found out scared the shit out of him

I’m Not scared

He doesn’t have six pack abs. His body is basic. There is nothing sexy about him. His management paid for this puff piece.

Gross. I wonder if that rat's nest on his head smells like a wet mop.

Wow, the pressure is getting worser

[quote]His face is not aging well.

Tragic thing to say about a 21yo.

Noah and Larri discuss which Disney characters would make the best tops.

He’s live now

Oh no they didn’t!

Transactional

Noah is being CANCELLED!

YIKES

I don't follow these people much, because it's like high school. The gossip and the relationships. And they do a lot of stupid shit like throwing big parties during the height of covid. But for some reason I know who they all are and have watched some of their stuff. The YouTubers I will watch more are the ones like Amp squad, who don't talk about or reveal their personal lives. They just do stupid TikToks and vlogs and remain impersonal & don't get into the gossip.

I’m Gonna take my time….

When you base a whole career and income dependency on your naked body, then yeah, you create pressure to maintain six-pack abs.

I feel like half of Gen Z is going to suddenly run out of income in their mid-30s and end up shocked, stunned and lost when they realize they can't sell their bodies for upper middle-class incomes forever.

I am really dreading the stories about their generational depression based on aged whores having no employable skills other than social media marketing.

Tackling the hard questions on their podcast.

I love it

Of course he feels pressure to maintain his abs.. he's certainly not going to get by on just his horse face.

Naoh in Roma gave me a bonah.

I meant Noah in Roma he's so fina to blowa.

Gonna go bald.

R249 Many do, but manage to carry on, somehow.

He's an ugly mother fucker. Gross

He's not ugly. You perfectionists are crazy. He's a cute guy with a hot body.

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He doesn’t even seem pressured to have a career these days.

Absolutely

r252 If I only saw his face, I'd being saying "Yes, ma'am?"

Drawers

FUG!

Seeing as how his face is average, yes, he needs to maintain a good body.

Only feels the "pressure" of his sugar daddy's cock in his ass.

Another slave to society

So his entire self worth is based on his abs. Those 33M that following him, means they like him will be gone if his six pack softens up?

Someone give this man a decent haircut.

r260, Noah would be the last TikTok boy to need a sugar daddy. He makes millions a year from his brand deals. He's financially set if he doesn't go crazy with his money. These kids are commanding six-figure brand deals that last less than a year.

Facts

Social media stardom is usually all about vanity and narcissism. While being charmingly self-deprecating and sincere.

Ugly ugly hairstyle

A twinky twat who looked like this messaged me on the Scruff today. His profile was all about his love for bears, and his frustration at how few bears are into twinks like him. He bragged quite a bit about his work in the entertainment industry, and how open-minded he is to fuck daddies with bellies. He was clearly a lovable ditz who knew his promise lay mainly in his early-20s sex appeal.

The little fucker was serious, and not a phony account. But I still had to send him on his way. He got fussy, and reminded me of how much happiness and good sex a "daddy bear" like me (I'm neither old enough to be a daddy, nor tub enough to be a bear) would give him. I had to turn it around on him, and say "No, kiddo, you're not equipped to give very much to someone like me." He didn't get it, and kept asking for an explanation.

Don't know what that has to do with Noah Beck but ok.

R268 Boy's gotta eat (dick).

More!

He can always have my big fat belly if he wants. I'll trade with him. Then lets see how many followers he has.