Alexander Skarsgard and Jack McBrayer's date at the racetrack

Jack looks great

They actually look super cute together.

Who else agrees?

Stop trying to start a conversation, R2.

You're out of your league.

They’d be cute if Jack didn’t resort to his Kenneth The Page face to signal to the world that it’s “just a joke, folks!”

Alexander,on the other hand, doesn’t give a shit what the world thinks about them fucking. Good for him.

I don’t know why Jack plays Kenneth in real life ? He’s actually more talented than that .

Hiding in plain sight or just BFFs?

They're a really cute couple.

Why though ? Alex can get so much hotter guys

Maybe Alex likes a guy who can make him laugh.

Alex seems like the rare gorgeous creature who’s also a decent and chill person.

Jack still looks better than that Ellen / Elliott creature Alex dated years ago.

According to the Google, they’ve been friends for years. They seem like an odd match.

Jack's the top.

We’re they hiding in plain sight all these years, and this is to make it official? DL has always speculated that AS is gay.

McBrayer grates on me, and I think Skarsgard is a god among men, but together they are a really cute couple.

.... ... .

Those jeans and that belt screams STRAIGHT though.

I would do whatever Alexander Skarsgard wanted sexually. That man could treat me in the most degrading ways imaginable and I'd beg for more.

And it turns out he just wants a guy who does funny faces and makes him laugh?

OP, are you sure they are a couple?

Is that the loser on Conan O'Brien. A real country pumpkin. Trump voter for sure.

That happened in Talladega, Alabama, will the Republican Governor want a don't hold hands gay bill or does just Florida do crazy shit like that?

The actor is so feminine. The other guy must be a tranny or something to be attracted to a feminine guy.

You can tell in the photo Alex is 'controlling the narrative'

.....

R22 they are both actors.

R23 Yes. He clearly wants to make a statement. Jack is the one pulling faces in the pics and trying to act like it's all a joke.

Who invited the moron at r20/r22?

I'm sure Jack's a nice guy but I can see him aging into a grandma. Alex has peculiar taste.

You don't have to go far, R28. Blow up the photo at R24 and you'll see how fucking ancient McBrayer already looks.

[quote] I don’t know why Jack plays Kenneth in real life ? He’s actually more talented than that .

Really? What else has he done? I've only seen him a couple of guest spots and it seems as though he's always pressed to play a Kenneth-type character.

Why would they go to such a stupid redneck event? OMFG 🤮💩🚽🖕

R29 hahaha, that's exactly the photo I was looking at it that gave me grandma vibes. That profile! In 5 more years I can see him offering people old ribbon candy from his purse.

Why does this remind me of the time Kelly McGillis married that lesbian bartender?

NASCAR is more fun than IndyCar.

NASTYCAR

I think they are trolling because it’s in the south and they want to make a rise.

Jack Nastycar!

R36 Except nobody gave a shit.

How their friendship began.

Jack McBrayer had a supporting role in the comedy TALLADEGA NIGHTS. Talladega AL is 2 hours down I-20 from Jack's home town in suburban Atlanta. No doubt the happy couple was in the area touring wedding venues.

R3 is a useless cunt.

Who else agrees?

I would watch the hell out of their porn video.

Who would pay $500 for this picture? Getty Images, you're nuts.

I would be fine never hearing from or seeing Jack McBrayer again. I don't hate him but he's very one-note.

Does McBrayer jack himself off when he watches the Northman? Or Tarzan?

Alexander surely likes to play gay for fun.

Jack McBrayer Is weirdly interesting to me. Like what’s his real personality and voice? He offers us nothing but the jokey characters he plays and it’s mildly disturbing.

Straight guys are allowed to have male friends.

R12 You had to look that up? JESUS

R48 You think Alexander is straight and Jack has to accept the fact that nothing more than friendship can happen between them.

Or that Jack is straight and Alex has to accept that he can only dream about him.

McBrayer is gay, full stop. I know people who knew him and he is gay gay gay.

In terms of a relationship with Skarsgard, I wish I had that info.

But ... come on. Look at the evidence.

Google also says you’re a cunt, R49.

Alex should just come out at this point.

But if does come out R54, he might harm Jack’s macho image. Since they are frequently seen together, even holding hands, Jack might look suspect too. People might not believe him when he says it is all just the joke.

A male friend of mine fucked AS in the late 90s.

For those who care Alexander gave the command to start engines yesterday. The PA guy mentioned his upcoming movie. Whenever a current well-known actor gives the command he is promoting a movie. Most of the time if the command is given during a Fox airing Fox has some kind of promo tie to the movie. Plus Jack and Alexander had already been interviewed on pit road by the ever so macho Michael Waltrip. I am guessing they then had a three-way.

I wonder if Alexander and Jack have recreated this scene in the bedroom.

As an unlikely couple as Marlon Brando & Wally Cox. Or Rock Hudson & Jim Nabors.

They're hiding in plain sight.

Just like Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Civilians don't think a gay could be normal in any way.

Damon and Affleck are not gay.

R63 they most certainly are. Garner and Jennifer Lopez are lesbians

Nope, r64

Straight men would never be friends with gay men. Is that the point of this thread?

r66 you have to remember how ancient a lot of DLers are. The world has passed them by and they're still living in the 1980s.

So it's homophobic to think celebrities might be gay now? Cute couple.

R66 Which one is homo and which is hetero?

[quote] McBrayer is gay, full stop. I know people who knew him and he is gay gay gay.

Is he out? If so, that makes Tracy Morgan an even bigger asshole.

In a previous thread I remember someone saying they went to college or acting school with Alexander and he was dating a guy. Something like that...

Maybe he was "experimenting"?

College, plus sexual frustration, can do wild voodoo on young men!!!

What did Tracy Morgan do? And to WHOM?!

Ellen Paige now Elliott page is jealous that her "ex boyfriend" is dating jack.

Is Askar the only one of his siblings who has yet to procreate?

R74 Word on the street is that his rumoured gf, Tuva Novotny, is pregnant.

Is she Pavel Novotny's sister?

r70, +Titus Burgess

R71 that's why you go to church to combat voodoo gay

Martin short hangs with Steve martin Burt Reynolds hung out with dom deluise Sammy Davis hung with Dean martin Dean martin hung with Jerry louis

All odd gay couplings

They make me happy.

What's next? Ass to ass?

Skarsgard has a really moist snatch.

Love it. He had to promote his Viking movie on Fox at this redneck event and he decided to come out. That's brave. Quel Viking!

Having a red carpet at a Nascar race is like, having a red carpet at a Nascar race.

Alexander Skarsgard is European and Europeans don't have the baggage that Americans do over "white trash" shit like NASCAR. To them it's incredibly amusing and a real American experience. Same with rodeos, restaurants like Chili's and Texas Roadhouse etc. that you queens/blue stat snobs wouldn't be caught dead in. It's not a class thing or a political thing with them.

R85 European are ridiculing American materialism and social insensitivity that makes it acceptable to call poor people trash. And still consider yourself woke, because the race of that people is white.

In Europe, only a complete snob and asshole would use such slurs against the poor.

^ Sure, Jan.

r86 "In Europe, only a complete snob and asshole would use such slurs against the poor."

Macron: don't vote for me, banlieu trash!

The tall guy+ short guy pairing makes much more sense than two tall guys. Can you imagine Alex and Hiddleston dating?

R89 Sorry wrong post. Was meant to post on another thread.

what possible other thread could you have meant to post on r89/r90?

R88 Exactly, as I said, a snobbish asshole.

For me this was the moment that gave them away.

R79 Who?

In the clip at r93, Jack McBrayer turns away from Alex when he comes in for a kiss.

A true DLer would have dropped trou and presented hole on the spot.

Maybe McBrayer is gay. But he ain’t DL gay.

Seems that Jack McBrayer is a very shy guy, gay or not. He got so timid like a Victorian virgin when As wanted to give him a kiss.

r86 you know nothing about American society so STFU. White trash is a subset of Americans, it's not all poor people.

A very poor subset of Americans R97, it is purely a class thing.

It's a cultural thing r98. Don't worry, we understand you don't really know anything.

I know it is a cultural thing. the culture of contempt towards poor, who have not achieved the American dream.

They're racist troglodyte Trump supporters r100. STFU with your ignorance of American society.

R101 …. Hi, Hillary

R102 👍

r102 you know that American white trash are not your friends, right?

No, r104. I’m more worried about YOU

Goodnight r105

🤷🏻‍♂️

Look 104, I know the masses are homophobic. Black community in US is extremely homophobic too. Russians are too.

But I won't collectively hate them for it.

According to my friend, AS was hung and a great lay

You are interesting R109, but are you sure your friend doesn't have too vivid imagination?

McBrayer probably has a boyfriend. Not every gay man is hongry for a het.

Those award shows are long and way past the happy lovers’ bedtime…

If it’s true he’s gay, the nazi fanboys of “The Northman” will go apoplectic. He’d be doomed to stay in the closet forever, because who knows what they’ll do to him when they find out.

r110 I was with them the night they hooked up and went home to fuck. It was the late 90s before AS was famous. He was attending college in NYC.

If he's gay, I very much doubt he'd be doing all those comedy attempts at kissing McBrayer. It's sort of patronizing. He wouldn't be doing that if McBrayer was as good looking, or more so.

Well he was gay the night he fucked my male friend r115!

Cool. DR?

Are you sure it wasn't some other tall blonde Swede R116?

r113 Or maybe he is bi

Bi men don’t exist r119

[quote]If he's gay, I very much doubt he'd be doing all those comedy attempts at kissing McBrayer.

If he's straight, I very much doubt he'd be pretending to date Ellen/Elliot Page.

What did that amount to? A pap walk or two? Jodie Foster had a merkin or two, didn't she?

[quote] If he's straight, I very much doubt he'd be pretending to date Ellen/Elliot Page.

“Ellen and I are friends,” he assured the German edition of OK! magazine, jokingly adding: “If I was really dating every woman I’ve been linked to, I would never be out of bed!”

Alexander isn’t sure he would be open to romancing someone in the same industry as him again.

“Besides; dating actresses is hard,” he continued.

“They usually don’t have time for things like that. When they do have time, then it’s me who’s standing in front of a camera somewhere else. Also: I don’t treat a new film set as an opportunity to score some dates!”

Jack has a huge prostate ringing cock that Alex is a slave too.

They made a cute couple. They "dated" for over a year before a source finally said they're just friends. But there's no denying they actively tried to give the impression they were a couple. And the weird thing is, they haven't been seen together since, so why would they break up if they were just friends?

I bet Alex is a secret Republican at heart.

^ don't be stupid he's Scandinavian silly!!

[quote] They made a cute couple. They "dated" for over a year before a source finally said they're just friends. But there's no denying they actively tried to give the impression they were a couple. And the weird thing is, they haven't been seen together since, so why would they break up if they were just friends?

“Ellen and I are friends,” he assured the German edition of OK! magazine, jokingly adding: “If I was really dating every woman I’ve been linked to, I would never be out of bed!”

Alexander isn’t sure he would be open to romancing someone in the same industry as him again.

“Besides; dating actresses is hard,” he continued.

“They usually don’t have time for things like that. When they do have time, then it’s me who’s standing in front of a camera somewhere else. Also: I don’t treat a new film set as an opportunity to score some dates!”

[quote] Whenever two actors star in a movie about a couple or some other intimate relationship, rumors immediately start to circle that they're actually intimately involved with each other off-screen, too. It's not wrong for fans to speculate, given that actors actually falling for each other on set (or cheating on their IRL partners with their co-stars) does happen every once in a while. But for The East stars Alexander Skarsgard and Elliot Page, rumors about a possible fling started because of another age old Hollywood tradition — hyping a movie.

Back in 2013, a picture of Skarsgard and Page cuddling with each other started to make its rounds on social media. Per People, people immediately started wondering if the two were an item. You can see why: The picture exudes so much chemistry it makes your teeth hurt. They look very much in love. At the time, Page even retweeted the pic with the caption, "Canadian tuxedo party," making a joke about how they're both wearing denim outfits.

But that's all the picture was at the end of the day: a joke. Although they would have made a cute couple, the picture was tweeted out by The East director Zal Batmanglij, which Elliot Page and Alexander Skarsgard were starring in together at the time. After sources close to both parties confirmed that nothing was happening between the two stars, it's safe to assume that the image was just to show off the film's stars and to get people hyped about the indie film.

Although they might have made a great Hollywood couple, both stars have found love elsewhere since starring in the 2013 film. Page married his wife, Emma Portner, in 2018. The two are happily together, with Portner sharing a statement supporting Page after he came out as transgender in December 2020. Portner wrote, "Elliot's existence is a gift in and of itself. Shine on sweet E. Love you so much."

Meanwhile, Skarsgard is still single, but has dated some of Hollywood and fashion's biggest names. He's been linked to Elizabeth Olsen, Kate Bosworth, Alexa Chung, Alicia Vikander, Charlize Theron, and Katie Holmes, among others. So even though he was never publicly linked to Page in real life, they've both been doing just fine when it comes to their romantic lives.

R128 Freaky how they look oddly alike in the pic.

They look nothing alike r129

For one tying, Ellen has a gaping axe wound between her legs

And Ellen is woman with her tits chopped off

Alexander was "dating" not only Elliot Page, but many, many, other female co stars. It is typical PR stunt in Hollywood, even if the actors are not gay, because it brings publicity.

Lagerfeld tried to give AS's ex girlfriend Alexa a beard. Naturally, she refused.

R132 Haha, this is gold!

I really can't say which is Skarsgard's sexuality, but I don't agree with some posters who think that all this gay playing and joking is something that a straight guy would do, cause closeted gay man would be embarrassed. I don't see why a straight guy who has passed the puberty, would be insisting on all these playful groping and kiss pretending. I mean a horny teenager could, but a grown up straight guy?

I think that a closeted guy, who is closeted for practical reasons and doesn't have internalized homophobia, might do something like that. Make a fun of it and people will never really know what is true, because you act like the opposite of the definition of closet. The self loathing closet case or someone desperate to hide would never do anything like that.

Again, not saying that he is gay. I can't really figure him out. But that he is sus, as rappers say, he definitely is.

A handome gay man and a homely gay man would not joke around like that together. Both would be too aware of their relative positions. And the homely gay man would be seething that he might be the butt of the joke.

[Quote] But that he is sus, as rappers say, he definitely is.

Sus means Suspect, which is not a cute word in this context. Homosexuality is not a crime.

R136 I was only citing rappers, who I have heard using this word for being of suspect sexuality. Declaratory straight, but in reality, who knows... Well, rappers know it too well.

It doesn't help the discussion of representation to use words like suspect.

R135 you think that Jack would only joke like this with a straight guy where there is no real danger? you think that joking with a handsome gay man would make him vulnerable?

Jack isn't the one who's joking, Alexander is.

[Quote] you think that Jack would only joke like this with a straight guy where there is no real danger? you think that joking with a handsome gay man would make him vulnerable?

The joke is predicated on the mismatch. The Hottie and The Nottie.

[quote] Both would be too aware of their relative positions.

What positions are you talking about? Like Matt Bomer and Simon Halls? Tom Ford and Richard Buckley (RIP)? Or maybe Ben Thompson and Andy Roche? I don't know why you shallow circuit party queen types expect everybody, or even most people, to be like you. Most normal people stop being superficial after high school.

But Alex was gay for play with another guy too. The guy he was groping drunk in his younger days in video at R46.

[Quote] What positions are you talking about? Like Matt Bomer and Simon Halls? Tom Ford and Richard Buckley (RIP)? Or maybe Ben Thompson and Andy Roche? I don't know why you shallow circuit party queen types expect everybody, or even most people, to be like you. Most normal people stop being superficial after high school.

When have Matt Bomer and Simon Halls joked about being a couple? Matt has tried to kiss Simon in front of camera but Simon laughs and avoids any attempt at a kiss? The same goes for your other examples... Also, sidenote: Don't pretend the less good looking ones in those relationships didn't have other advantages to make up for their looks/age...

[quote]For those who care Alexander gave the command to start engines yesterday.

I get it that he has a movie to promote, but can you imagine what a cesspool of "Fuck Biden/Let's Go Brandon/Trump Worship" that race track is? Sure, Europeans are amused by Americans & redneck culture, but it must be like showing up for a clan rally - with your gay boyfriend!

I'm sick of OP's bloody photo of these two nerds every time I click onto the DL.

Well, if the posters who claim that Alexander is straight and Jack is gay are right, do you think that Jack gets aroused when Alex touches him playfully? Or is he cool after all these years of friendship?

Jack knows his place. That's why he pantomimes in the pic above.

R146 Same face/pose, different spot. They’re like wax models.

Alex is practicing for his gay roles

Btw, his uncle, Stellan's brother is gay.

One trick ponies.

What was this with Jack being all over Alex's secret Instagram account in 2018th?

Does anyone understand the significance of grinning up at the sky, leaning to the side, and putting your hand out palm up?

If that body language could talk, what would the message be?

Is he reacting to AS grabbing his hand?

Such an odd pose. Not really funny when it's done again and again.

It's an inside joke?

I'm shocked that Alexander would go for a creep like Jack, if the rumors are true. I figured that living next door to someone and them peering into your house windows every day would be an immediate turnoff.

He's trying to show the reaction a fan girl would have to getting the chance to hold their pop idols hand on a 60s variety show? Like when Carol Burnett would bring a girl from the audience on the stage?

Like thank you God, oh lucky me!

?

R152 I believe some of them were meant as DM. Most of them were deleted though.

Hard to conceive that these are 45+ year old men.

Actors are children, playing Hide and Ego Seek.

Who wouldn't want to be held in these big arms at R157.

Some attractive and successful guys are not as sour and embittered as your usual Datalounge denizen r157

Sorry but I thought Alex has long been established by DL as gay/bi-ish? But this thing with Jack, maybe they're really just gay bff's with each other.

Jack will probably out himself as asexual in a few years.

Who's the Top?

[quote]Sorry but I thought Alex has long been established by DL as gay/bi-ish?

He has. But we have zoomers and fraus taking over the site and many don't have a clue. One was asking on another thread for proof of John Travolta's gayness. You'll find that much of the gossip we used to take for granted a decade ago has to be explained anew to the current crop some of whom have no concept of the closet.

The beard Alexander had under contract must have been paid-off to leave.

[quote]They actually look super cute together.

Somebody has cataracts. Alexander looks hot, but Jack looks like a cheesy little queer.

I want more info on these two. And a tape

From 8’26. Ping, ping, ping…

Alexander is so fucking hot but Jack McBryaer looks like a caricature of a screaming queen. Is he on the team or just trolls? I hate his voice. He plays the same character in every project. I liked 30 Rock but only him in small doses.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

was meant for R14

What happened to the baby he was supposedly having with some Swedish actress? Did she reveal the actual father? Granted that was just a fangurl rumor.

McBrayer’s teeth are almost incandescent white. If they’re bleached to that shade, I wonder if they ultimately become brittle or translucent. They do look nice and photograph well, but that goofy grin is super-irritating in still photos. I would describe that face as eminently punchable. His expression reminds me of a group home resident awarded a special honor, like “most helpful during clean-up time”.

Honestly I am more shocked that Alex would publicly hookup with a C-level celebrity .

I call that MANLY HANDHOLDING.

Why would anyone keep fatherhood secret? So weird.

I'd be so embarrassed if this turned out to be not true.

From whom is McBrayer hiding his faggotry at this point? His fat mama? His agent?

I knew a lot of rural gays like that in my youth. One was this dainty little femme whose queerness you could see from space, but he insisted he was straight and even married his enormous fag-hag of a BFF to throw people off. He was doing it for his parents' benefit. They were trailer trash who had two boys, and the other son was a violent schizophrenic who was a strong wind away from burning down half the town, so I guess Mikey wanted his parents to think at least one of their children wasn't a disappointment.

The fat cow died in her early 30s, and the schizo brother got sent away, and Mikey's parents finally died. But by then, he had missed his window and ended up a lonely little queer in the trailer park, too unsure of his own self to ever find a soulmate.

It's amazing that these news sites or blogs or whatever they are, are using gossip from deuxmoi and Twitter as apparent reliable sources to confirm his relationship and baby. Everyone can send in "sightings" and make up shit on deuxmoi or Twitter.

His brother Bill also had a "secret" baby with his gf years ago and only confirmed it when the child was already a toddler. I don't get this secrecy. Just release a statement you're dating and welcomed your first child and you're very happy. It's not that hard and people will move on quickly. Alex and his brothers always act like they're special and have to protect their acting integrity with this secrecy. His father Stellan never had a problem with this and openly talks about his kids and confirmed his pregnancies with his second wife. He even moved the stroller so the photographer could get a better picture after his son was born.

You're 46 years old, Alex. You're a middle-aged man with a receding hairline. All your True Blood fangirls have moved on a long time ago.

Plot twist she’s the surrogate for jack and Alex😂

What kind of puppy kicking asshole can hate Jack McBryer? He's sunshine.

So the child hasn't been reported by any legit source?

I'm gonna just come out and say it. I don't think it's his child.

I've worked with Jack, and I have nothing but love for him. He's very sly and observant, and will bust out the clueless Southern belle sometimes. Hilarious as all get out. If he's not gay, I will eat everyone's hat.

I get BDE from Jack.

Seriously.

Where are they registered?

Any more info about this unlikely pair?

It's like finding out a treasure like Richard Kind is decades-long personal friends with a bubble-head like George Clooney. They've known each other since Clooney was a starving actor in the 80s.

There's nothing airhead about Clooney.

R189 Tina Fey often tells the story of meeting him during his host week at SNL, and being stunned at how vain and unfunny he was. Everyone had said for years how hilarious he was, and what a quick thinker he was. Come to find out, he has all the comedic timing of a dead mackerel. He's just so fuckin' beautiful that no one ever told him the truth.

Nonsense. I still recall his interview with Barry Norman. The flirting was quite entertaining.

Tina Fey? TINA FEY?! Miss Tina "Well I should have been on your writing team David Letterman." Fey?

Tina is a smug bitch - the only one even less humorous is Amy Poehler.

Unless a joke is snotty and nasty toward its subject it is useless to Tina. George has a natural charm thoseb2 bitches wish they had. Can you imagine how resentful and jealous those 2 hags are over the acclaim bestowed upon Bill Hader?

"Natural Charm."

That arrogant, overrated, memo-writing bastard! He's not even an actor! He just does the same cheesy move every time: Looks down, then looks back up, squinting underneath his eyebrows. And EVERYBODY'S BUYING IT!

Did Jack help pick this outfit?

Why is he is with that extreme cookie smeller at NASCAR?

Because Askars invited him.

Is it Askars or Askar?

My man had a baby :( (allegedly) this thread isn’t helping my mental health.

You don't have a uterus, r198.

I do

What are you doing on DL?

R128 “He's been linked to Elizabeth Olsen, Kate Bosworth, Alexa Chung, Alicia Vikander, Charlize Theron, and Katie Holmes”. OH MY SIDES!

Crack Whore, Walker, Whore, Crack Whore, Whore, and Walker.

Alex never sucked my cock.

R201 I love gays

They going steady now?