I travel to Denmark and Sweden quite a bit for work. One thing that’s always perplexed me is the large number of natives who have blond hair and tan skin. It’s very striking. You can tell it’s not from tanning, how did this happen?
Olive Skinned Scandinavians
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 28, 2024 5:16 PM |
The Ultimate Adjacents
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 23, 2022 8:49 PM |
A former college colleague, who I've remained friends with, is American of Swedish descent. His grandparents came to the US in the 1940s, no one in his family married into other races or nationalities, which makes him 100% Swedish descent on both sides of his family.
My friend and his siblings are olive skinned with dark eyes and small features. His sister looks a lot the actress Alicia Vikander. actress.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 23, 2022 8:57 PM |
I take it Alexander Skarsgard does not count?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 23, 2022 9:56 PM |
During the height of the Ottoman Empire, Turks got way up there. Hence, towns in Finland like “Turku” and some of the (first) names sound distinctly Middle Eastern.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 23, 2022 9:59 PM |
Are Finns Scandinavians though?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 23, 2022 10:01 PM |
Isn’t pale skin a mutation, like blue eyes? It’s more likely that most people, even in northern countries, would have some coloring.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 23, 2022 10:14 PM |
[Are Finns Scandinavians though?]
R5. Finland is one of the five Nordic countries: Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway and Sweden...along with the autonomous territories of the Faroe Islands and Greenland (constituent countries within the Kingdom of Denmark) and the autonomous region of Åland (the smallest region of Finland in the southwest of the country whose official language is Swedish).
The three Scandinavian countries are: Denmark, Norway and Sweden.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 23, 2022 10:21 PM |
Finns do not identify as Scandinavian.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 23, 2022 10:38 PM |
[quote] Finns do not identify as Scandinavian.
Saying that is literal violence!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 23, 2022 10:38 PM |
Bump.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 25, 2022 1:15 AM |
Not another fucking skin color thread.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 25, 2022 1:16 AM |
White people tan. This is not news.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 25, 2022 1:21 AM |
Part II Why all the Germans with dark skin? Newsflash DL, the original Europeans had a darker skin tone.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 25, 2022 1:27 AM |
My father had DNA testing done. Scandinavia was its own category, and so was Finland. Are people from Finland that distinct?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 25, 2022 1:32 AM |
R14 Yes, by language also. They're their own ethnic group, categorised along with Estonians. Known as the Finnish Baltic ethno-group.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 25, 2022 2:12 AM |
I believe the native Sami may be distantly related, known as Lapps, or Laplanders, speakers of the Finno-Ugric language group. Magyar Hungarian is in this group as well.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 25, 2022 2:16 AM |
For all we know, they may be high yellow!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 25, 2022 2:19 AM |
Sammy Jo from Dynasty
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 26, 2022 11:25 PM |
Fucking A, Yellow Skin Troll. How long have you been doing this? A decade at least
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 26, 2022 11:32 PM |
[quote] Fucking A, Yellow Skin Troll.
Isn't this thread about olive skin?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 27, 2022 3:33 AM |
The Yellow Skin Troll likes to start many, many threads about this topic R20. It all has the same end goal of getting pictures, and debate on blonde men, who have natural yellow, or olive undertones to their skin. I don't care that he does it, I just want a clear explanation as to why!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 27, 2022 3:40 AM |
[quote] I just want a clear explanation as to why!
Intense fetish I'm sure. However, yellow and olive skin are very different.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 27, 2022 3:53 AM |
I wanna know whhhhy… WHHHHHHYYYYYYY!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 27, 2022 3:56 AM |
Threads like this should have “Moo! Bitch, I’m a sea cow!” as a warning.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 27, 2022 9:08 PM |
Any legitimate ones?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 28, 2022 3:24 AM |
Never marry, or even dally with, a Scandinavian: they're all quite insane.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 28, 2022 3:42 AM |
One of my exes was Finnish. He was hung.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 28, 2022 3:54 AM |
I tend to find that Scandinavians fall into two different categories in terms of looks: There are the stereotypical fair-haired ones who sometimes have a sun-kissed appearance that could be interpreted as "olive" skin; and the brunette Scandinavians with brown eyes who almost look more Russian than they do the blond/blue-eyed, stereotypical Swede or Norwegian. Alicia Vikander is a good as example of the latter as R2 notes; the Swedish singer Lykke Li is another. Both have dark hair/eyes and a slightly olive skin tone.
I am mostly of Swedish and Russian/Ukrainian-Jewish ancestry. I have dark brown hair and hazel eyes, and share enough features with someone like Lykke Li (full cheeks, big round eyes) that we could pass as brother and sister. That being said, no one in my paternal lineage (which is where the Swedish comes from) looks like that. They are all, for the most part, blond or dirty blond, pale, and have green or blue eyes. My great-grandfather immigrated to the US from Sweden, and you can see those classic Scandinavian features in my dad.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 28, 2022 4:03 AM |
Many Southern Swedes and coastal Norwegians can trace their ancient DNA to the Yamnaya people of the Pontic-Caspian steppe.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 28, 2022 6:54 AM |
The butter-yellow skin characteristic could be more a Germanic gene: I had a physically flawless ultra blond boyfriend who had it, and he was from the Rhineland. I was on a London train two years ago, and there were a group of German tourists, and one teenager would have made the Yellow Skin Troll faint in ecstasy: he seemed to have a double gene helping of it. It's definitely rare and breathtaking: like the hue filter on Photoshop turned up a notch. Not just their skin, but their iris, and hair seem more intense in colour as if they're super healthy. It's going to be so cool when gene editing enables racheting up beauty. Let's hope the Big Dick Gene discoverer scores the Nobel Prize.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 28, 2022 8:53 AM |
There is a song I really like from the 1970's, called " fool if you think its over", sung by a man named Chris Rea. When I recently looked up more information about the song, it said he was a Sammie person. His appearance changed so much from when he was younger to now, that I thought It was the wrong man. I'm not saying anything anything disparaging, I just thought it was interesting. He said that Sammi people can have blonde hair and light skin when theyre young and then get to their 30's and then their appearance changes. I just thought it was interesting.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 28, 2022 9:01 AM |
What the fuck is a Sammie?
Wikipedia says he's German-Irish.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 28, 2022 9:04 AM |
Oh. You mean Sámi.
Jesus.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 28, 2022 9:07 AM |
R31 Funny that... Zellweger looks the same fairness, and she's of Sámi descent.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 28, 2022 9:59 AM |
There’s a pretty wide variety of skin tones and hair and eye colors in ethnic Scandinavians. You don’t need to have any recent non-scandinavian heritage to be an easily tanned brunette.
That said, in Sweden unusually dark coloring is often anecdotally explained through Walloon heritage. Walloons (from southern Belgium/northern France) were recruited to work in the iron industry in the 16th and 17th century. They eventually assimilated into the general population, but it’s pretty popular to claim Walloon heritage nowadays, and any vaguely French sounding surname or swarthy complexion is taken as evidence of it.
The Sámi people are also, I would say, on average a little bit darker in complexion than your average non-Sámi Scandinavian. A lot of Swedes and Norwegians from the northern parts of Scandinavia have some Sámi heritage even if they don’t identify as Sámi. People who identify as fully Sámi tend to also have finno-ugric features.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 28, 2022 4:49 PM |
Is Renee Zellweger of Sami descent?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 14, 2024 4:38 PM |
Who cares?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 14, 2024 4:42 PM |
For example, the most gorgeous of the top five 1990s supermodels is the Danish Helena Christensen.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 14, 2024 5:02 PM |
Turks never got to Finland. Turku comes from the Russian word for market
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 14, 2024 5:19 PM |
And the name dates from 1154, well before the Ottomans were anything or anywhere near constantinople and therefore available to influence nordic countries.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 14, 2024 5:21 PM |
Apparently Sweden was freed from the ice earlier than most of Scandanavia, so had more original migration from the south, in the form of people with darker skin pigments.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 14, 2024 5:26 PM |
Derek Hough owns this thread!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 14, 2024 5:55 PM |
[quote] The most violent group of people who ever lived: Horse-riding Yamnaya tribe who used their huge height and muscular build to brutally murder and invade their way across Europe than 4,000 years ago
A brutish tribe of people who lived in the Neolithic era more than 4,000 years ago is being touted as the most violent and aggressive society to ever live.
A growing body of evidence is convincing archaeologists that the Yamnaya society ruthlessly massacred opposing societies.
It is believed the primitive society capitalised on disease, warfare and famine and unceremoniously swept through Europe, destroying entire civilisations and leaving destruction in their wake.
DNA evidence from several prehistoric burial sites has revealed hoards of these tall, muscular and violent warriors would overwhelm other societies on horseback.
They would murder men and sire their own children so that within a few generations the presence of the previous societies is all but eradicated.
Yamnaya people arrived in Eastern Europe approximately 5,000 years ago and their culture and customs spread rapidly to both the east and the west.
They then interbred with the Corded Ware people in central Europe, with later generations inheriting a significant amount of Yamnaya DNA.
Environments in these two locations were vastly different at this time in history with the European steppe and its shrubland giving way to forests and vast areas of greenery.
Evidence of genetic remnants of these people so far away from their origin sparked confusion and outrage among many experts, who scrambled for an explanation to explain how the tribe moved so swiftly across the continent.
Not only were the people spreading, but so were their customs.
The Yamnaya buried their dead in easily identifiable ways, in 'pit graves' and not the common communal graves of the time.
Wooden beams covered the grave and a mound of Earth, known as a kurgan, was created atop the burial site.
These, and their artifacts and remains of the Yamnaya, have been found dotted around many other areas of the continent.
Some experts claim the presence of their technology and rituals is proof of them preceding their actual migration but others claim they exploited a time when the rest of Europe was weak and vulnerable.
A TIMELINE OF HOW THE YAMNAYA CONQUERED EUROPE
Arrive at the European steppe in the south-east of the continent 5,000 years ago.
Reach the far more central areas which are vastly different and covered in forests in a mere 100 years.
They interbred with the Corded Ware people.
Bell Beaker people appear in Iberia at this time in Iberia.
Bell Beaker culture spreads eastwards over the next few centuries and is embraced by the Corded are people who carry the Yamnaya DNA.
These then interbreed and the so-called Yamnays Beakers travelled to Britain using sea-faring knowledge garnered from the Iberian natives.
They conquer Britain and within a handful of generations the people who built Stonehenge are eradicated form the genetic record.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 14, 2024 6:10 PM |
A surprising number of men with Scandinavian heritage have large amounts of pubic hair. Did it evolve for the protection of the genitals in the cold climate?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 14, 2024 6:22 PM |
[quote] Derek Hough owns this thread!
Is he of Scandinavian descent?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 14, 2024 6:39 PM |
post some example pics
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 14, 2024 6:47 PM |
R38 That must not be a good picture of her.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 14, 2024 7:13 PM |
Alicia Vikander is dark skinned Scandinavian
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 14, 2024 7:16 PM |
The Roskilde Festival happens annually in Denmark.
From Wikipedia: The Roskilde Festival was Denmark's first music-oriented festival created for hippies, and today covers more of the mainstream youth from Scandinavia and the rest of Europe. Most festival visitors are Danes, but there are also many visitors from elsewhere, especially the other Scandinavian countries and Germany.
Every year since 1999, on the Saturday of the festival (held on a Thursday in 2015, 2016 and 2017), Roskilde Festival Radio organizes a naked run in a fenced-in track around the camp site. One male and one female winner receive a ticket for the next year's festival. The run has subsequently become a very popular and "legendary" part of the festival.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 14, 2024 8:33 PM |
The Danish model has a Peruvian mother, hence the duskyness, she is striking too, I see why she won. I think we project too much, most Scandinavians are still blond or blondish.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 14, 2024 9:47 PM |
I have also wanted to travel to the Scandinavian countries. I know some Swedes and they are beautiful people. Their families are beautiful. I know the skin you are talking about. Tans so beautiful and not red splotchy like my creamy British skin.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 14, 2024 9:55 PM |
Ignore that website, Its kinda bunk, they say Germany is 66% blond, wrong, mostly brown hair and blue eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 14, 2024 9:57 PM |
[quote]Turks got way up there
Pics please.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 14, 2024 9:58 PM |
Finland is Nordic, not Scandinavian.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 14, 2024 10:04 PM |
R54, see R7.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 14, 2024 10:06 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 27, 2024 9:08 PM |
they are sexy sluts
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 27, 2024 9:08 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 27, 2024 9:23 PM |
R58 here. I forgot about the Independent block, which scrubbed my post because of the image link. My comment was that I also have noticed the phenomenon OP is talking about, though I don't know the reason. My dad's ancestry is mostly Swedish and he has olive-adjacent skin, green eyes, and was a towhead until his teens where his hair turned to a light brown.
Despite the Aryan stereotype, there are a lot of Swedes who have dark eyes and dark hair (the Swedish singer Lykke Li, in the photo I linked above, comes to mind). My features are much closer to hers than they are my father's—in fact, she looks a lot like my mother, a first-generation American whose ancestry is mostly Irish and Russian-Jewish.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 27, 2024 9:28 PM |
I'm part Finnish. Here's a link that outlines Finland's history.
From the Internet: Easternmost part of Sweden 1323–1809
After the Treaty of Nöteborg in 1323, most of Finland was a part of Sweden. For about 500 years, Finnish history is Swedish history. The region of Finland was Sweden’s buffer against the East, and the borders shifted many times in various wars.
Finns consider themselves Western Europeans because the time as a part of the Kingdom of Sweden strongly tied Finns to the Western cultural heritage. . .
Russia captured and occupied Finland and claimed it as a part of the Russian Empire from 1809–1917 (end of Russian monarchy).
Russia still is a threat to Finland as well as to Sweden. Putin's insanity knows no bounds.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 27, 2024 9:31 PM |
When Finland became a country close to a quarter of the people spoke Swedish, but now it's down to about 6%
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 28, 2024 4:30 AM |
I mean as a first language.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 28, 2024 4:30 AM |
Blond hair and blue eyes both spread to the rest of Europe from some chance mutations in the Baltic region. It's quite possible that the first people with those mutations were so unique that people fought to mate with them for prestige or possibly for religious reasons. Blue eyes probably came first. There is some evidence that all original human settlers of Europe were very dark-skinned, just like present day Africans, yet early on, some started to appear with blue eyes. Secondarily, blue eyes were an advantage for people living in a low sunlight environment. (Blue eyes tend to see better in the dark than dark eyes). Better vision in low light conditions would mean more success at hunting, hence a genetic advantage. Lighter skin also has something of a genetic advantage in low sunlight areas, as darker skin with its cameoflaging melanin would make the production of vitamin D under such conditions very difficult. It's a problem even now for black people who are immigrants to far northern latitudes. But super-light skin with freckles would only have an advantage in places with cloudy conditions year-round, like the British Isles. Parts of Sweden have sunnier climates in summer because the mountains of Norway block the moist oceanic air from penetrating. So maybe some people retained more olive skin there?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 28, 2024 10:28 AM |
r2 Fascinating level of detail
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 28, 2024 10:33 AM |
R38, Helena has a Peruvian mother.
R60, Peter the Great swiped Finland from Sweden well before 1809.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 28, 2024 12:44 PM |
R4 what was with the Ottoman Empire anyway? A whole Empire based on the concept of putting your feet up?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 28, 2024 1:41 PM |
Turks with hair dye.
Next!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 28, 2024 1:46 PM |
R43 interesting, but any source that spells “hordes” of people as “hoards”, is not a serious publication.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 28, 2024 2:08 PM |
Being olive-skinned, I was surprised when a make-up artist asked me if I was Scandinavian. She looks at faces all day, so she would know, I guess.
Oddly enough, 23andme revealed that I do have a smidgen of Scandinavian heritage - probably the result of Viking shenanigans.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 28, 2024 3:22 PM |
[quote] in fact, she looks a lot like my mother, a first-generation American whose ancestry is mostly Irish and Russian-Jewish.
There's a lot of Scandinavian blood flowing through Ireland. If you asked my paternal grandfather, he'd say our surname is of Irish origin. It's been there for hundreds of years but its origin is Scandinavian and quite common in Denmark and Norway.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 28, 2024 5:16 PM |
Bumpers!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 25, 2024 7:28 AM |
Any others?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 28, 2024 5:16 PM |