Ewan McGregor to marry Mary Elizabeth Winstead this weekend.

Has any straight actor ever married someone is own age- or older?

CHEATING CUNTS!

Actually she went from Passions to Ewan McGregor

[quote]Has any straight actor ever married someone is own age- or older?

Maybe.

When you marry your mistress you create a vacancy.

Is she related to Mary Elizabeth Cattermole of 27 Chislehurst Gardens, Great Tolling, Evesham?

R5 How you get him is how you lose him.

I never found him very attractive until "Halston."

Frau thread!

He is fourteen years older than her. He looks old. She will regret it.

Stay away from him!

[quote] He looks old.

He looks dreadful! He looks like an elderly man being helped to walk by his nurse. And he’s only 51?

He’ll cheat on her next. Dumb bitch.

Just don't say Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio or that professor upstate NY who went to high school with her with recount her whole career again.

"will recount"

She clings to him like Meghan does to Harry.

Bitch. Glad we left her stranded.

Dude is drying up.

An example that some people (especially the Scots) should not try to stay too thin as they get older.

He looks anorexic like Billy Bob.

He looks whipped already.

Have his kids forgiven him yet?

This is how you home wreck, girls! While she diverted from the plan by getting pregnant before the ring, she rallied and secured additional funding by understudying in the Babymama role and upgrading to Madame.

I give it 5 years, tops.

"He looks old"

He looks hot! 😛

Any of you Fraus would drop your panties in a heartbeat for a piece of him

Sob!

How could anyone stand anyone so skinny? 🙄

R24 in the OP photo, he looks much thinner and Scots, even when thin, have those thicc shapes to them, so even at their lowest weight, appear heavier.

They can also pack on pounds and not look too large.

He's going down the shitter like Johnny Depp, except his dong is much bigger.

The biggest dick I ever encountered was attached to a Scot 😛

Hope it all ends in fucking tears for both of them.

This is what happens when you take Scottish people out of their natural cloudy and damp environment, and relocate them to southern CA. It's unnatural and they just don't hold up well.

He looks fine. SHE is the one who looks much older than 37.

Mistress, baby mama, wife. Well played. It would only be more perfect if she started out as the nanny.

It's official, she got the ring.

AFTER the Star Wars series money is in the bank. This time.

Well played, Scottie Dog.

Isn't he bisexual?

Wasn't he just taken to the cleaners by the ex-wife? Marrying again so soon doesn't seem very wise.

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He looks absolutely overjoyed in the photo at R32

^ That's because his mother scolded him for leaving too big a tip at lunch 😠

He should just adopt her.

He always cheated on his wife throughout the years they were married. But as often happens (in the end) he met his match in this piece of work!

What for that Divorce in a couple of years. It will be viscous!

His face in that photo is freaking hilarious...it reads, "I should have just fucked her and kept it on the DL, oy what did I get myself into"...

Hard pass r22.

"I now pronounce you man and homewrecker."

[quote]Have his kids forgiven him yet?

I doubt they're thrilled at the prospects of another kid getting a cut of the inheritance, esp., if it's a son.

The blinds say he's already been cheating on this trollop. I don't care about these people. I used to be a Ewan fan, around "The Pillow Book" and the few indie film years for him that followed. Now he's just self-parody.

Get that Star Wars money, girl.

Though I have loathed her as an actress since Smashed.

Did he ditch the 3rd world daughters he fell in love with and simply had to adopt with the haggard ex?

[quote]Mistress, baby mama, wife. Well played. It would only be more perfect if she started out as the nanny.

Not only that, but he got her a job on one of the upcoming Star Wars series as well (Ahsoka).

When this blows up in a few years, it's going to be hilarious. She'll claim to be sooo hurt; it's not like she had any warning she was marrying a guy who can't keep it in his pants! Women who act like they won a prize in these situations are absurd.

She looks kinda sweet.. I’m sure she’s not, but still.

Could she be more basic? Ewan McGregor couldn’t pull better than that?

You could do better, Mary!

Ewan's famous cock:

R40, viscous things turning vicious?

I have always loved Ewan’s acting. I don’t care about his personal life because I don’t know what kind of agreement he had with his former wife.

The agreement probably didn't involve him leaving her for a younger lookalike, R53.

r49 That was the surprising thing about this. She had always had a wholesome goody-goody image.

Is repeatedly getting married a clinically classified personality disorder for str8 people yet?

Can we call it Taylor-Burton Syndrome?

It just occurred to me who she is - I’ve seen her name but never connected it to Fargo, for some reason. Until finally looking at the above link. Oh, well…Mazel Tov to the happy couple.

R1, we had a thread about Anthony Edwards marrying Mare Winningham. Two Olds together. All agreed it was sweet.

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Congrats on the pre-divorce ceremony, kids! Mazel tov!

His last girlfriend, Molly Parker left her husband for him and got angry when McGregor refused to leave his wife for her. I wonder how she feels now....

She's so plain. Couldn't he do better than that?

Did the daughters attend? I can't seem to find out.

The bride’s only 37?! Oh…

He looks sooooooo happy.

Did anyone else think she was English?

Yeah I thought she was English too with that name

He's not crazy older than her, but the age gap is significant enough. I get the feeling that it won't one of those rare long lasting Hollywood marriages

Winstead seemed wise beyond her years in her early roles. She felt more mature than the characters she was playing. It's probably why she didn't stay in that teen movie genre very long and never played up the whole teen idol thing.

What are the blind items saying about McGregor already cheating?

Winstead has a genuinely pretty face and a big ass. Some straight guys are super into that whole girl-next-door thing.

Winstead has a genuinely plain face. I'd say below average frankly. Whoever said older men have to settle for the young women who are plain was right.

English people don't have three names, r68. It's very American.

If she were English they would probably be getting married in the UK. But she's American.

He didn't have to "settle" for Winstead, r72, he could have just stayed married to his wife.

Well I meant the men who want someone younger r74. It's implied that he could have stayed married.

Winstead is plain. Most straight men like girls hotter that that. Although he's not that hot himself.

He's also old and washed up, career wise. He doesn't have his pick of the litter

How could these two get in front of people and declare their love when they are HOME-WRECKERS??!!

Mary Elizabeth is a WHORE. And the worst kind of whore -- she's a HOME-WRECKING WHORE.

Mary Elizabeth WHOREstead.

EWan McGregor.

They destroyed lives. They destroyed families. They destroyed children! Why do we celebrate these cheating home-wreckers?? They should be shamed. Shamed!!!

R77 he's no Corey Feldman

She looks like a younger version of his wife, as does Molly Parker. He must have a thing for plain-faced brunettes.

He got with Melanie Laurent too.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is plain looking, but in a good way, but in a good way. Sort of like a hamburger from Sonic. She looked especially attractive in Death Proof (2007).

Molly Parker is kind of weird looking.

I agree, R82. She's so thin and wan, and her eyes look very strained. I liked her in "Deadwood" but not so much in "House of Cards." She and Mahershala Ali made an off-putting couple; it looked like he could easily break her, which is always unappealing. (Huge man/tiny woman couples always strike me that way.)