Steve Guttenberg

Saggy woman's body.

Ugh, he's just a few years older than me and I hate seeing old people post thirst traps.

Indeed…not so bad.

I didn’t view it that way, R2.

Neither did I. He seems to realize he's an old drake.

I have always thought he was sexy. I remember rewinding that shot of Steve's ass near the beginning of the Bedroom Window.

Is he still walking around Central Park nekkid?

What happened to that beautiful chest hair?

Completely doable

Those are some titties he's got.

Here, OP.

Agreed R9.

I wouldn't kick him out of bed. He still has a nice body.

My dad, 89, is the same, R8. He was a very hairy man when he was younger, back hair included. He’s lost almost all of his body hair though, including on his arms. It must be a testosterone thing.

Greg Brady.

Who made Steve Guttenberg a star?!?

Yikes!

I'd have agreed if you had written "Looking Good at 73."

R16, Who really made SG a star? Name of his powerful lover?

I never got the Steve Guttengerg hate. He was attractive, likable, non-threatening but a bit nerdy and sexy. That's why I liked him and he starred in some good movies - Police Academy, Cocoon, Short Circuit, The Bedroom Window, Diner, Three Men and a Baby.

Is he still a pussy hound?

Maybe he shaves his chest hair now? still has nice tits....

I wonder if he wears a speedo underneath that towel to go swimming?

That's the oldest looking 63 I've seen.

Wasn't he hanging out with Merv Griffin years ago?

The Gute... still CUTE!

Squee.

His wife is 41 and good looking. Journalist. Could he be straight?

I looked at his IG and just started following him. He is really down to earth and has positive videos and a good person vibe which I need right now.

I worked at Bradfords Coach House restaurant in St. Pete fl when he came in for lunch with Don Ameche,Hugh Cronyn,Wilford Brimley and a few others. I vaguely knew who he was but not really the others as I was young and didnt watch old movies much then. Ive told this story on here before. Steve was very good looking,but he was one of those guys who thinks hes a riot and talked constantly. Hugh was a sour old bastard just like his movie personas. Wilford was surprisingly sexy ,but Don Ameche,now there was a true gentleman. Exquisite manners. In fact,Don was the one all the old ladies in the place were in a tizzy over ,and the ones who approached the table were besides themselves when he was so charming and gracious. I of course was oblivious that they were filming one of my most favorite movies ever. It wasnt until it came out and I saw it that I recognized them from that lunch.

OMG! THAT’S MY FACE! THATS MY FACE! As young men I never resembled Steve Gutenberg in the slightest, but now….. THAT’S MY FACE! Our voices are totally different but our builds are not all that different, BUT HIS FACE! HOW CAN THIS BE? ITS LIKE WE ARE TWINS!

In the 80s, there were rumors that Guttenberg used the gay casting couch to his advantage. He also spends time at Fire Island is is beloved by the community there. My take is that he's bisexual. I also think he's a very nice guy.

[quote] Hugh was a sour old bastard just like his movie personas.

I bet he would have been less sour to you if you had had his name right.

Still handsome.

Guttenberg came to my city for a gay film festival several years ago with his film "P.S. You Cat is Dead," and he made it VERY clear to the audience he does not consider himself fully straight.

I’d eat his ass.

He's shaving his chest - nobody completely loses all their chest hair as they get old.

And the fact that he's shaving his chest at that age tells me he's at least bi.

[quote]Wilford was surprisingly sexy

Wait, what?? The old guy who ate Quaker Oats and had dia-beetus??

Is that a typo? Am I hallucinating? (are you hallucinating?)

Yikes. How embarrassing

He was the pass around JewMo among the 80's velvet mafia.

Good for him. I was hoping he would drop the towel and present cock and hole, but his message is great.

There is absolutely no point to his little video and he has nothing to say. He's repetitive and though his voice is young sounding, he comes off demented.

She has been honored by her peers:

The sixth-annual Fire Island Golden Wagon Film Festival honored Guttenberg with the 2008 Tony Randall Lifetime Achievement Award for his work in the entertainment industry, as well as his community service. The award was created in tribute to the first Golden Wagon honoree, Tony Randall, and is given to a member of the entertainment industry who embodies the same love of Fire Island, independent spirit, and community service that Randall shared.

R34 Her chest isn't the only thing she waxes.

Damn look at that package!

Isn't he rumored to be well hung?

He’s looking not so guttenberg

[quote] he made it VERY clear to the audience he does not consider himself fully straight.

Mazel tov!

I'm 58, and have always liked him, cute, sexy, hairy chested, a likeable Jewish guy, very expressive face, humorous, I thought he was adorable early on, still looks good for his age and holding up well, we're all getting old, if we live long enough... :-)

Kudos to him for not giving up on his body and fitness. He's a Virgo. They can be health freaks.

He comes from old money, his family was in the bible publishing business.

He did that naked jogging stunt in the central park years ago, yummy ass!

here is the video!

About twenty years ago, he used to be a regular at a restaurant I worked at. Such a great guy. Funny, down to earth. I really liked him.

He was known then as a total stoner. And an exercise freak. He'd always come to the restaurant, baked out of his mind, just after working out. And he'd get two blueberry shakes. Every time. Despite his working out, I still don't know how he didn't get fat with those shakes every other day!

I've always had a crush on him and still do 😍

Was he always alone, R50?

I think many DLers haven't seen many older men outside of their circles. Compared to most 63 year old (and even younger ones) men in America, he looks great and in shape.

Plus he's got a great personality and is pretty down to earth for someone who is famous and has money.

His body is indeed quite good for a man his age, but his breasts are too big. Sadly at his age if he quit working the pecs in his workouts they would decrease but I imagine the skin would not and he'd be left with serious skin sagging, so I guess he'll have to keep pumpin' those pecs.

I would do him over DL fave "Timotay" any day. Sexy daddy.

That's a bad picture of him but we were asked to comment on picture which makes him look 72. He's friends with Tom Selleck and Bruce Jenner who are as heterosexual as they come. Stop with the bi crap

He looks just 25 omggg

Does Caitlyn count as hetero now that she is she though? I don't watch Kardashian shows, but is she still with the mother? Sounds more Saphic in nature, or is that not allowed to be called out?

Three Men and a Little Saggy.

R56, why is that a bad picture of him?

I'm 52 and he was the object of many of my adolescent fantasies. I would still let him fulfill them.

R60 looks like he was in a sauna. His hair is wet. I'm talking his face. Everybody look old when relaxed and wet. If you want to look young, do a speech in front of hundred people. Fear tightens up the face and enlivens the eyes etc

Did anyone see this? I jerked off so much to this Steve Guttenberg. Even more than than the 'Diner' version.

^^^ Oops!

I admire him; he didn’t fuck up his face via plastic surgery. He looks completely natural and handsome. I’d gladly pound his ass.

He's very funny (and still sexy and appealing) in one of the best episodes of PARTY DOWN from about a decade ago.

R14 it is not a testosterone thing.

Men do not normally lose all their body hair when they age. Some men shave, but if your dad's hair just dropped out he had a medical condition.

I would love to see the photo if anyone has a link not on insta.

Sometimes the chest hair is harder to see because it turns white or grey. An uncle had that happen to him as he aged. Most of that black chest hair turned white.

R67 I'm an eldergay, and I've lost most of my body hair as well. None on my arms and legs, although there was plenty when I was younger. I've gone partially bald as well. I think it's hereditary since I remember my grandfather having the same condition.

[quote] He is really down to earth and has positive videos and a good person vibe which I need right now.

Mary!

Here's his lovely wife, 44 years old.

[quote] Wilford [Brimley] was surprisingly sexy

Why, thank you. More important than being sexy, though, is keeping one's diabeetus under control.

Yes, R52. Always alone. Everyone speculated as to his sexuality. I never did. He just seemed like a very content loner. Not someone who had a secret boyfriend (which was what most the staff thought).

Thanks for posting OP - I never would’ve known what a nice, positive guy he seems to be, just started following him!

I loved him as a young jewish man. Now he looks like an alter cocker. What happened to the period when he was supposed to be a Jewish husband? That went by fast.

I love Steve and he'll always have a special place in my heart.

Rumor was that he fucked Merv Griffin [as noted above] and Allan Carr for a leg up in the business....but who cares?

He openly admitted to being gay and spent thirty years single. Use your brains.

He's one of the gays, correct?

I don't know what I expected but I don't think he looks very good. He looks older than 63.

I didn't see anything about him outing himself. Why is everything a war around here? I was asking an honest question, Queen Veneer.

Where exactly did he ever admit being gay?

R82 He never. It would be easily findable online if that happened.

Still good friends with Jenner.....

His last hit movie was Three Men and a Little Lady (1990), and even that underperformed. I wonder if he tried series TV in the 1990s. Did he try to go the TV dad route like Bob Saget, Tim Allen, and Jim Belushi?

Two marriages and no children. His parents must have cried themselves to sleep at night.

SG early work, a commercial for Windex...

Pretty good Daily Beast interview with SG from 2017.

By the way, cannot find a single thing on internet where SG comes out as gay or even bisexual. So if he made such a public statement it's news to many.

" but his breasts are too big,,,"

As discussed in another thread, Steve Guttenberg is just one of those guys blessed with a naturally large and muscular chest. Think RJ Portales and few other modern Instahoes.

SG's chest would be "huge" even if he didn't work out. However that large chest comes with a price as men age, a guy can end up with "moobs", especially if he stops working out.

SG was fucking sex on a stick in 1980's and good part of 1990's. Notice nearly every film he did during that period has at least one scene with him not wearing a shirt. But unlike other actors of period he never comes across as a himbo. Just your regular cute, attractive (ok, hot) shaggy Jew guy with a rocking body.

R27 I cannot believe that someone claimed Wilford Bromley was sexy in person and everyone just let that slide.

I LOVE Steve Guttenberg. He is obviously a Merv Griffin gay. Anyone young gay wo watched the Merv Griffin Show saw Steve fairly often, even if there wasn't a movie in the works. (We also saw a lot of Arnold Schwarzenegger. You can connect the dots.)

@ R90

Different strokes, for different folks.

Well, he’ll always have his bibles to fall back upon.

"JewMo". Now that's a new one.

Does chest hair fall out with age? Can a hairy chest go bald? What the hell?!

Is he still tight with Bruce Jenner?

With first wife Denise Bixler.

R96

Yes, apparently SG and "Bruce" Jenner are still pals. See link above.

Just compared SG's chest hair in linked OP to many others online of him going back years. His chest hair isn't thinning per se, more like it's going lighter and becoming a bit finer.

Chest hair, pubes, arms, legs, wherever, as we age most areas to a certain degree will get grey or even white, it just comes with territory of aging.

If you compare say linked image below with that in OP and it is clear SG pretty much as same chest hair now as then. It's just lighter....

Hume Cronyn was probably sour from having to go to lunch with a numbskull like Steve Guttenberg.

Valerie Perrine looks so care-free and charming at r96. It’s too bad she is so unwell. She has a unique presence.

Valerie was a great girl: sexy, funny, bawdy. Really good in LENNY but alas, mostly underutilized.

(And I don't hold CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC against her.)

Still looking not bad at all for 64. He's kept in shape.

The face is aging quicker, for sure.

I just wanna know if the rumors about his big weiner are true.

An old Jewish man with muscles is still an old Jewish man.

Fag.

You can check out his "wiener" snaking down his leg in shorts in "Cocoon."

He's a Long Island (NY) boy.

I've always had the hots for him. I'd still take him now in a heartbeat and I love his great set of tits. You call them saggy, I call them luscious. I could spend a few hours working his chest.

(There are better examples out there of the snake. Best is watching the movie.)

He was the "hot Jew" post Elliot Gould and pre Jakey Gaylenhaal whom he appears to have a lot in common with besides religion.

I wish that towel would slip.

He looks very good for 63. Some of you need to go to an average beach and look at most guys 10 years younger. Or look at the recently posted bathing suit photo of Jon Hamm at 52!

R20- Yes, and he's just as much of a pussyhound as Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Leonard DeCaprio, Val Kilmer, Tom Cruise and John Travolta among others.

He looks like Nancy Pelosi there.

HOT as hell

Sounds like the tapering off of his career aligning with the tapering off of his cuteness hit him hard.

Hoped he invested his money well.

He definitely should not continue shaving his chest. That was a big part of his sexiness. If he'd grow his chest hair back it would cover a multitude of sins that older men have when things start to sag.

White chest hair is not sexy. And I say that as a man whose chest hair is slowly but surely turning white.