Flatter than a pancake. JLO doesn't care? Ben obviously doesn't.
Maybe his butt looks so flat because he has some extra fat on his back and sides.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 15, 2022 9:26 AM |
No ass, too much hair was taken on the back of his head and a gross tattoo that covers his back.
A real catch !
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 15, 2022 9:30 AM |
Only gay men really care about ass.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 15, 2022 9:31 AM |
Wow, that huge hair transplant scar is really something.
Was the procedure performed with a hatchet?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 15, 2022 9:33 AM |
Oh, my God. Why can't you leave these two lovebirds alone?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 15, 2022 9:33 AM |
He's still an alkie, right? What a catch.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 15, 2022 9:34 AM |
He lost a lot of weight, and a lot of it came out of his moobs. But it looks like it came mostly out of his ass.
It's like middle-aged women have to choose where to stay plump: face or butt.
Middle-aged doughy male alcoholics have to choose between their moobs or their ass.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 15, 2022 9:44 AM |
R7 I think he has moobs because he uses steroids.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 15, 2022 9:46 AM |
R3 and?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 15, 2022 9:46 AM |
JoLo has enough arse to go round.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 15, 2022 9:49 AM |
I think he has moobs because he uses steroids and drinks everything but the fishtank, R8. Alcohol suppresses testosterone and increases estrogen, causing bitch tits.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 15, 2022 9:55 AM |
I'd still do him, flat ass, moobs and all.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 15, 2022 9:58 AM |
After me, pal r12
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 15, 2022 10:10 AM |
Only gays are obsessed with butts
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 15, 2022 10:22 AM |
Women cherish a nice round rump on a man too.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 15, 2022 10:34 AM |
What is up with this board and its recent fascination with the circumference of white men's butts? Was there some cosmic event that I missed where people known for having flat asses all of a sudden didn't?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 15, 2022 10:46 AM |
God, I don't consider myself a shallow guy, but a flat ass is such a turnoff. I can get past below average face, body and even dick, but no ass? Y'all can have him.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 15, 2022 10:53 AM |
BTW, What would you call this? It's not exactly "Plumber's crack." This look on a guy TRULY turns me on. Cannot explain it. I love seeing the underwear poking out--just NOT the actual crack.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 15, 2022 10:56 AM |
JLo is only drawn to the attention she gets as half of a celebrity supercouple.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 15, 2022 10:59 AM |
I was the same as a teenager but I've grown out of it.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 15, 2022 11:29 AM |
Is that his underwear or a tattoo?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 15, 2022 11:46 AM |
Were Ben & Jen on their way to Walmart š
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 15, 2022 12:28 PM |
What Ben lacks in the ass department he more than makes up for in the bodacious man titties department.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 15, 2022 12:34 PM |
[quote] He's still an alkie, right?
Addicts are addicts for life. They may not be drinking or drugging any longer, but they're still addicts.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 15, 2022 12:37 PM |
He has such a manly body and is so tall. I like the shape of his ass. No transgender rumors here either, pure masculinity.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 15, 2022 12:40 PM |
I'm shocked at how much larger of stature Ben is compared to Henry Cavill. I always picture Cavill as a huge man, but Ben is just a behemoth next to him. He is one big, strong looking (most likely big hangin') man.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 15, 2022 12:48 PM |
I think she likes him for his Taco Flavored Kisses.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 15, 2022 12:56 PM |
R26 Ben is taller for sure but that is not what a behemoth of a size difference looks like.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 15, 2022 1:01 PM |
I wonder if Ben has dick pics in his phone. I don't care for his ass at all but his dick? Oh yeah!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 15, 2022 1:07 PM |
ā Addicts are addicts for life. They may not be drinking or drugging any longer, but they're still addicts.ā.
Thatās 12 step nonsense . Donāt make your vice your identity
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 15, 2022 1:48 PM |
Flat ass and halitosis. Heās quite the catch!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 15, 2022 2:28 PM |
OP- His personality is FLATTER THAN A PANCAKE.
He's DUMB too. I once saw him on Bill Mahr's show and he couldn't keep up with the conversation. He's a DUMBELL.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 15, 2022 3:20 PM |
I guess Matt Damon is turned on to his FLAT ass when he's fucking him.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 15, 2022 3:30 PM |
Straight guys don't go after elderly black ladies. This is a farce.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 15, 2022 3:51 PM |
Baffleck.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 15, 2022 4:17 PM |
Iād STILL eat his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 15, 2022 4:26 PM |
Heās gross
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 15, 2022 4:41 PM |
Matt Damon's a fag
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 15, 2022 5:00 PM |
r30 an addict is always an addict. They can relapse at any time. Addiction doesn't just go away.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 15, 2022 5:12 PM |
No one seems suspicious that the press was able to catch two movie stars making out. Guaranteed, they called the press. This is fake. Catch matt and Ben making out. I'd like to see that.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 15, 2022 8:00 PM |
[quote] they called the press.
Who would ever think of doing such a thing?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 16, 2022 1:26 AM |
[quote]Only gay men really care about ass.
Wrong. My grandmother despised flat asses and sometimes made crude remarks in public when she saw one.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 16, 2022 4:41 AM |
^ Did grandpa have a bubble butt? š¤
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 16, 2022 4:52 AM |
[quote] [R30] an addict is always an addict.
Little need to try with that fool at R30. He has no idea what he's talking about.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 16, 2022 6:19 PM |
These people were calling the press the first time they were together. And people wonder why many of us are sure this relationship is B.S.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 16, 2022 8:16 PM |
[quote]Did grandpa have a bubble butt? š¤
It wasn't an athlete's butt, r43, but it sure as hell wasn't a pancake.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 16, 2022 10:20 PM |
It's Jennifer Garner's fault.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 17, 2022 12:25 AM |
Straight men don't usually worry about having a bubble butt.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 17, 2022 12:48 AM |
So many DLers are assophiles, it's hard to imagine that most gay men are bottoms.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 17, 2022 1:02 AM |
Does Matt Damon worry about what type of ass he has?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 17, 2022 1:06 AM |
I'd still rim him deep~~~
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 17, 2022 1:07 AM |
[quote]Straight men don't usually worry about having a bubble butt.
They do too. If you think otherwise, it's your internalized homophobia talking.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 17, 2022 1:24 AM |
@r46, "It wasn't an athlete's butt, [R43], but it sure as hell wasn't a pancake. "
Lucky grandma. Sounds like the old girl was gettin' her some š
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 17, 2022 4:40 AM |
R52 Kick rocks with your misplaced "Internalized homophobia" bullshit.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 17, 2022 10:25 AM |
[qoute]Straight men don't usually worry about having a bubble butt.
Wrong. This video went viral even with straight guys and the batter's teammates.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 17, 2022 11:39 AM |
Sean Murphy's reaction:
[quote]āItās crazy how social media is,ā Murphy said. āI could have hit four home runs yesterday, four grand slams, and it wouldnāt have had the attention I had last night. So itās just crazy with social media. Itās funny.ā
[quote]He went on to tell reporters he received āa lot of complimentsā as a result of the clip, and even though he doesnāt have a Twitter account, that didnāt stop people from sending him the viral moment. But Murphy isnāt complaining. āItās a great shot, it is,ā he continued. āItās a great shot. Iām not mad at it ā¦ If itās going to happen, you might as well enjoy it.ā
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 17, 2022 11:43 AM |
And no surprise the teammate that shared it had to be a black guy.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 17, 2022 11:44 AM |
Ewwww. You can see Baffleckās extensive hair restoration scars on the back of his head.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 17, 2022 2:13 PM |
Once a lush, always a lush.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 17, 2022 2:15 PM |
Ben always had moobs. Even when he was skinny and ripped when young he had slight moobs. It's nice that most of the bloat has melted away. JLo has been good for his health.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 17, 2022 2:29 PM |
Ben's a fag.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 18, 2022 11:38 AM |
Discerning customers don't want to go down on some big fat black ass.
We want a Caucasian flat ass to much on-like Ben's.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 18, 2022 11:48 AM |
Now that baseball guy is an example of a white man with a black ass.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 18, 2022 12:05 PM |
[quote] Now that baseball guy is an example of a white man with a black ass
Which one?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 18, 2022 4:14 PM |
Probably the guy who got hit by a pitch in the ass.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 18, 2022 5:00 PM |
OP- The title of your thread should be-
Ben Affleck's LACK of an ass
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 19, 2022 6:01 AM |
In Brazil he'd be laughed out of the club.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 19, 2022 7:38 AM |
Why is there this assumption that we all want some big fat black ass?
For many, it's a turn off.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 19, 2022 7:47 AM |
^ It's a turnoff for you. but the very existence of the Brazilian lift industry suggests otherwise for the "many" you're speaking for.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 19, 2022 8:40 AM |
Who cares about his ass. Iād suck his cock anyday, all day.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 19, 2022 8:57 AM |
R61 Mattās a fag
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 19, 2022 9:55 AM |
Jimmy's the only one who's fucking Ben Affleck.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 19, 2022 10:04 AM |
R72 Kimmel or Fallon? It's so obvious that Kimmel,Damon and the guy from the office are screwing
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 19, 2022 11:50 AM |
Yeah Iām not convinced at all that Ben and JLo even have sex. Seems like a bizarre Hollyweird arrangement or something. Either way hopefully he is healthier. He looks better than he did the last few years.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 19, 2022 2:00 PM |
DL has a thing for great big asses on men. Anything less than Kardashian size is dismissed as flat.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 19, 2022 2:35 PM |
Give me Ben's flat white ass any day!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 19, 2022 3:35 PM |
Ben Affleck might not have been the best Batman but he had the best Batman body
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 19, 2022 3:39 PM |
R58, I'm pretty sure that was from wearing a baseball cap.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 19, 2022 6:13 PM |
Its a hair restoration scar, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 19, 2022 6:17 PM |
r61 r71 Ben & Matt, both are fags.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 19, 2022 9:08 PM |
Does someone here know if Ben Afflacke is long or short down there?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 19, 2022 9:11 PM |
R81 Sis, donāt blow my cover.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 19, 2022 10:32 PM |