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Ben Affleck's ass

Flatter than a pancake. JLO doesn't care? Ben obviously doesn't.

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by Anonymousreply 83April 19, 2022 10:32 PM

Maybe his butt looks so flat because he has some extra fat on his back and sides.

by Anonymousreply 1April 15, 2022 9:26 AM

No ass, too much hair was taken on the back of his head and a gross tattoo that covers his back.

A real catch !

by Anonymousreply 2April 15, 2022 9:30 AM

Only gay men really care about ass.

by Anonymousreply 3April 15, 2022 9:31 AM

Wow, that huge hair transplant scar is really something.

Was the procedure performed with a hatchet?

by Anonymousreply 4April 15, 2022 9:33 AM

Oh, my God. Why can't you leave these two lovebirds alone?

by Anonymousreply 5April 15, 2022 9:33 AM

He's still an alkie, right? What a catch.

by Anonymousreply 6April 15, 2022 9:34 AM

He lost a lot of weight, and a lot of it came out of his moobs. But it looks like it came mostly out of his ass.

It's like middle-aged women have to choose where to stay plump: face or butt.

Middle-aged doughy male alcoholics have to choose between their moobs or their ass.

by Anonymousreply 7April 15, 2022 9:44 AM

R7 I think he has moobs because he uses steroids.

by Anonymousreply 8April 15, 2022 9:46 AM

R3 and?

by Anonymousreply 9April 15, 2022 9:46 AM

JoLo has enough arse to go round.

by Anonymousreply 10April 15, 2022 9:49 AM

I think he has moobs because he uses steroids and drinks everything but the fishtank, R8. Alcohol suppresses testosterone and increases estrogen, causing bitch tits.

by Anonymousreply 11April 15, 2022 9:55 AM

I'd still do him, flat ass, moobs and all.

by Anonymousreply 12April 15, 2022 9:58 AM

After me, pal r12

by Anonymousreply 13April 15, 2022 10:10 AM

Only gays are obsessed with butts

by Anonymousreply 14April 15, 2022 10:22 AM

Women cherish a nice round rump on a man too.

by Anonymousreply 15April 15, 2022 10:34 AM

What is up with this board and its recent fascination with the circumference of white men's butts? Was there some cosmic event that I missed where people known for having flat asses all of a sudden didn't?

by Anonymousreply 16April 15, 2022 10:46 AM

God, I don't consider myself a shallow guy, but a flat ass is such a turnoff. I can get past below average face, body and even dick, but no ass? Y'all can have him.

by Anonymousreply 17April 15, 2022 10:53 AM

BTW, What would you call this? It's not exactly "Plumber's crack." This look on a guy TRULY turns me on. Cannot explain it. I love seeing the underwear poking out--just NOT the actual crack.

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by Anonymousreply 18April 15, 2022 10:56 AM

JLo is only drawn to the attention she gets as half of a celebrity supercouple.

by Anonymousreply 19April 15, 2022 10:59 AM

I was the same as a teenager but I've grown out of it.

by Anonymousreply 20April 15, 2022 11:29 AM

Is that his underwear or a tattoo?

by Anonymousreply 21April 15, 2022 11:46 AM

Were Ben & Jen on their way to Walmart šŸ™„

by Anonymousreply 22April 15, 2022 12:28 PM

What Ben lacks in the ass department he more than makes up for in the bodacious man titties department.

by Anonymousreply 23April 15, 2022 12:34 PM

[quote] He's still an alkie, right?

Addicts are addicts for life. They may not be drinking or drugging any longer, but they're still addicts.

by Anonymousreply 24April 15, 2022 12:37 PM

He has such a manly body and is so tall. I like the shape of his ass. No transgender rumors here either, pure masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 25April 15, 2022 12:40 PM

I'm shocked at how much larger of stature Ben is compared to Henry Cavill. I always picture Cavill as a huge man, but Ben is just a behemoth next to him. He is one big, strong looking (most likely big hangin') man.

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by Anonymousreply 26April 15, 2022 12:48 PM

I think she likes him for his Taco Flavored Kisses.

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by Anonymousreply 27April 15, 2022 12:56 PM

R26 Ben is taller for sure but that is not what a behemoth of a size difference looks like.

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by Anonymousreply 28April 15, 2022 1:01 PM

I wonder if Ben has dick pics in his phone. I don't care for his ass at all but his dick? Oh yeah!

by Anonymousreply 29April 15, 2022 1:07 PM

ā€œ Addicts are addicts for life. They may not be drinking or drugging any longer, but they're still addicts.ā€.

Thatā€™s 12 step nonsense . Donā€™t make your vice your identity

by Anonymousreply 30April 15, 2022 1:48 PM

Flat ass and halitosis. Heā€™s quite the catch!

by Anonymousreply 31April 15, 2022 2:28 PM

OP- His personality is FLATTER THAN A PANCAKE.

He's DUMB too. I once saw him on Bill Mahr's show and he couldn't keep up with the conversation. He's a DUMBELL.

by Anonymousreply 32April 15, 2022 3:20 PM

I guess Matt Damon is turned on to his FLAT ass when he's fucking him.

by Anonymousreply 33April 15, 2022 3:30 PM

Straight guys don't go after elderly black ladies. This is a farce.

by Anonymousreply 34April 15, 2022 3:51 PM

Baffleck.

by Anonymousreply 35April 15, 2022 4:17 PM

Iā€™d STILL eat his ass.

by Anonymousreply 36April 15, 2022 4:26 PM

Heā€™s gross

by Anonymousreply 37April 15, 2022 4:41 PM

Matt Damon's a fag

by Anonymousreply 38April 15, 2022 5:00 PM

r30 an addict is always an addict. They can relapse at any time. Addiction doesn't just go away.

by Anonymousreply 39April 15, 2022 5:12 PM

No one seems suspicious that the press was able to catch two movie stars making out. Guaranteed, they called the press. This is fake. Catch matt and Ben making out. I'd like to see that.

by Anonymousreply 40April 15, 2022 8:00 PM

[quote] they called the press.

Who would ever think of doing such a thing?

by Anonymousreply 41April 16, 2022 1:26 AM

[quote]Only gay men really care about ass.

Wrong. My grandmother despised flat asses and sometimes made crude remarks in public when she saw one.

by Anonymousreply 42April 16, 2022 4:41 AM

^ Did grandpa have a bubble butt? šŸ¤”

by Anonymousreply 43April 16, 2022 4:52 AM

[quote] [R30] an addict is always an addict.

Little need to try with that fool at R30. He has no idea what he's talking about.

by Anonymousreply 44April 16, 2022 6:19 PM

These people were calling the press the first time they were together. And people wonder why many of us are sure this relationship is B.S.

by Anonymousreply 45April 16, 2022 8:16 PM

[quote]Did grandpa have a bubble butt? šŸ¤”

It wasn't an athlete's butt, r43, but it sure as hell wasn't a pancake.

by Anonymousreply 46April 16, 2022 10:20 PM

It's Jennifer Garner's fault.

by Anonymousreply 47April 17, 2022 12:25 AM

Straight men don't usually worry about having a bubble butt.

by Anonymousreply 48April 17, 2022 12:48 AM

So many DLers are assophiles, it's hard to imagine that most gay men are bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 49April 17, 2022 1:02 AM

Does Matt Damon worry about what type of ass he has?

by Anonymousreply 50April 17, 2022 1:06 AM

I'd still rim him deep~~~

by Anonymousreply 51April 17, 2022 1:07 AM

[quote]Straight men don't usually worry about having a bubble butt.

They do too. If you think otherwise, it's your internalized homophobia talking.

by Anonymousreply 52April 17, 2022 1:24 AM

@r46, "It wasn't an athlete's butt, [R43], but it sure as hell wasn't a pancake. "

Lucky grandma. Sounds like the old girl was gettin' her some šŸ˜›

by Anonymousreply 53April 17, 2022 4:40 AM

R52 Kick rocks with your misplaced "Internalized homophobia" bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 54April 17, 2022 10:25 AM

[qoute]Straight men don't usually worry about having a bubble butt.

Wrong. This video went viral even with straight guys and the batter's teammates.

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by Anonymousreply 55April 17, 2022 11:39 AM

Sean Murphy's reaction:

[quote]ā€œItā€™s crazy how social media is,ā€ Murphy said. ā€œI could have hit four home runs yesterday, four grand slams, and it wouldnā€™t have had the attention I had last night. So itā€™s just crazy with social media. Itā€™s funny.ā€

[quote]He went on to tell reporters he received ā€œa lot of complimentsā€ as a result of the clip, and even though he doesnā€™t have a Twitter account, that didnā€™t stop people from sending him the viral moment. But Murphy isnā€™t complaining. ā€œItā€™s a great shot, it is,ā€ he continued. ā€œItā€™s a great shot. Iā€™m not mad at it ā€¦ If itā€™s going to happen, you might as well enjoy it.ā€

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by Anonymousreply 56April 17, 2022 11:43 AM

And no surprise the teammate that shared it had to be a black guy.

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by Anonymousreply 57April 17, 2022 11:44 AM

Ewwww. You can see Baffleckā€™s extensive hair restoration scars on the back of his head.

by Anonymousreply 58April 17, 2022 2:13 PM

Once a lush, always a lush.

by Anonymousreply 59April 17, 2022 2:15 PM

Ben always had moobs. Even when he was skinny and ripped when young he had slight moobs. It's nice that most of the bloat has melted away. JLo has been good for his health.

by Anonymousreply 60April 17, 2022 2:29 PM

Ben's a fag.

by Anonymousreply 61April 18, 2022 11:38 AM

Discerning customers don't want to go down on some big fat black ass.

We want a Caucasian flat ass to much on-like Ben's.

by Anonymousreply 62April 18, 2022 11:48 AM

Now that baseball guy is an example of a white man with a black ass.

by Anonymousreply 63April 18, 2022 12:05 PM

[quote] Now that baseball guy is an example of a white man with a black ass

Which one?

by Anonymousreply 64April 18, 2022 4:14 PM

Probably the guy who got hit by a pitch in the ass.

by Anonymousreply 65April 18, 2022 5:00 PM

OP- The title of your thread should be-

Ben Affleck's LACK of an ass

by Anonymousreply 66April 19, 2022 6:01 AM

In Brazil he'd be laughed out of the club.

by Anonymousreply 67April 19, 2022 7:38 AM

Why is there this assumption that we all want some big fat black ass?

For many, it's a turn off.

by Anonymousreply 68April 19, 2022 7:47 AM

^ It's a turnoff for you. but the very existence of the Brazilian lift industry suggests otherwise for the "many" you're speaking for.

by Anonymousreply 69April 19, 2022 8:40 AM

Who cares about his ass. Iā€™d suck his cock anyday, all day.

by Anonymousreply 70April 19, 2022 8:57 AM

R61 Mattā€™s a fag

by Anonymousreply 71April 19, 2022 9:55 AM

Jimmy's the only one who's fucking Ben Affleck.

by Anonymousreply 72April 19, 2022 10:04 AM

R72 Kimmel or Fallon? It's so obvious that Kimmel,Damon and the guy from the office are screwing

by Anonymousreply 73April 19, 2022 11:50 AM

[quote][R72] Kimmel or Fallon?

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by Anonymousreply 74April 19, 2022 1:24 PM

Yeah Iā€™m not convinced at all that Ben and JLo even have sex. Seems like a bizarre Hollyweird arrangement or something. Either way hopefully he is healthier. He looks better than he did the last few years.

by Anonymousreply 75April 19, 2022 2:00 PM

DL has a thing for great big asses on men. Anything less than Kardashian size is dismissed as flat.

by Anonymousreply 76April 19, 2022 2:35 PM

Give me Ben's flat white ass any day!

by Anonymousreply 77April 19, 2022 3:35 PM

Ben Affleck might not have been the best Batman but he had the best Batman body

by Anonymousreply 78April 19, 2022 3:39 PM

R58, I'm pretty sure that was from wearing a baseball cap.

by Anonymousreply 79April 19, 2022 6:13 PM

Its a hair restoration scar, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 80April 19, 2022 6:17 PM

r61 r71 Ben & Matt, both are fags.

by Anonymousreply 81April 19, 2022 9:08 PM

Does someone here know if Ben Afflacke is long or short down there?

by Anonymousreply 82April 19, 2022 9:11 PM

R81 Sis, donā€™t blow my cover.

by Anonymousreply 83April 19, 2022 10:32 PM
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