Darren Criss and wife welcome baby #1 to family

Diggin’ those daddy nails.

Breeders be breeding.

Snore.

Who's the father?

It certainly isn't Miss Criss.

Why do we care about crotchspawns?

[quote] Why do we care about crotchspawns?

We don't.

I think we're all just being sarcastic at the prospect of Miss Darren Criss "fathering" a child.

She's a big old bottom.

So the question must be asked again: WHO IS THE FATHER?

Spreading that gay for pay seed. Another generation of whores is being birthed.

Wife?

Aw. May she grow up healthy and happy.

But, who names their kid Bluesy Belle?

The baby looks a lot like him. I realize many on here think he is gay but I don't get it. He is a flamboyant straight theatre dude. They exist.

That is a silly name. She will be a 30 year old woman saying "My name is Bluesy"?

I like Blue.

[quote] But, who names their kid Bluesy Belle?

A gay man named Darren Criss.

[quote] That is a silly name. She will be a 30 year old woman saying "My name is Bluesy"?

That's such a stupid fucking name.

I don't know that I would have chosen a super short skirt for the photo. It's just inches from revealing her dropped-lasagna post-baby vag!

Darren's straight masculine hawtness is triggering you bitches, I see.

So not gay then?

The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life.

Will they name it after the father? Mr T Baster?

Bluesy Belle sounds like a stripper in Arkansas that has the afternoon shift.

"Hoss! Don't forget to milk Bluesy Belle!"

The Bluesy Belle is how you name your bar. Not your kid.

^ what you name a gay bar.

Who is the father?

Maybe it's pronounced "Blowsy Ball."

Blowsy Ball used to work for Treasure Island Medium.

Media ^

Why does she have that extra long string coming out of her cooch?