Jaden jerks it on the train!

how classy

Very sexy, because it's so daring with the risk of getting caught, nice cock, cute guy, what's not to enjoy...

Have cum, will travel

Now that was a good video, op.

He's adorable, and I love that cute smile he gives at the end of the video.

And what a nice cock!

The guy is a complete fool to show his face. He will be charged with public indecency and sperming the carpet and seat.

I never got the exhibitionist gene so I dont think the context of this is that appealing, but cute hung twinks are certainly nice eye candy.

So lovely for the next unsuspecting passenger who will step on or sit on his cum stains.

Not in the train. Please.

r5 Doubt it. This has been doing the rounds for a couple of years, I now remember his face. Nothing has happened to him.

I remember a soldier jizzing next to me

Riding on the Metrooo..

Why does that look like a hot dog? Doesn’t have the girth of a dick.

Not even into twinks but that was kinda hot. Think we could’ve worked out a better load than that had he waited until he got home.

There’s a video out there if a young guy jerking on a crowded train and the guy across from him whips out his and starts jerking with him.

Germans name their sons Jaden, too?

R14 perhaps it's an Americanism that Germany has adopted.

Back in the 2000s, I briefly knew a German man in NYC around my age (we were in our late twenties) who told me that the name 'Kevin' had achieved popularity in Germany in the 1990s due to the behemoth success of the HOME ALONE movies. Also, Kevin Costner was one of the biggest movie stars at the time. In fact, he said anything American was trendy in Germany during that decade. He remembered AMERICAN PIE being a huge hit, too. I think it may have even been the highest-grossing movie of that year there.

I was expecting to see Jaden Smith. Thank God it wasn't.

You just KNOW that Elon will shut down any porn on Twitter as soon as he can.

What an absolute delight that clip was, I would love to have been sat nearby and watching…

I checked his twitter and he retweeted this from someone else:

Are there any dermatologists in the house? I'm a bit concerned.

He’s being apprehended by DB (Deutsche Bahn railways) in drei, zwei, ein…

What must his mother think!

Thin cock. Meh.

Well the least you could do is share a link r13

At least he didn't throw momma from the train.

R11 and R22, I thought he had a thin dick too. It turns out the angle or distance distorted the actual dimensions. This tweet shows a very decently girthed cock.

There's a lot you can see if you subscribe to his free Only Fans. Dong included.

Hot dick

OP missed an opportunity for another Subway Shooter headline.

Nice dick. Sweet expression on his face. A nice load.

Bookmarking so it can help me get my nut next time I have a long stroke session.

R19 A word of advice: Don't concern yourself with the health and well-being of a whore. They aren't worth that attention dear.

It's all in fun until you sit or step in his dirty whore leavings.

The flames 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 from the nellie prisspots on this thread have singed my eyebrows off.......

Does he show his ass?

This kid has a beautiful cock.

That is all.

What a slut

[quote] What a slut

Correction.

He's a HOT slut.

How do you say slut in German? I bet it sounds harsh and guttural

r37

"Schlampe" is probably the closest equivalent.

Chaude Salope!

R38, thanks!

my initial reaction was that his fake dick was actually a hot dog. then the sperm flew out rather believably so I figured it really is his dick.

Are we sure he's not a FtM trans? His dick looks like those artificial frankendicks made out of forearm skin.

I think some of you girls just haven't seen a penis for a while. Nothing fake looking about that.

That's what I'm thinking, R43.

These old queens clearly haven't seen a real cock in ages.

I first thought this was going to be about Jaden Smith.

My god I do miss the young horny whores, it’s such a long time ago now that I was one myself. Absolutely magnificent.

Here comes the "you're just sad/jealous old queens" crew.

But you are r47

Your comments bare your withered bitter enraged soul

It’s delightful

[quote] I first thought this was going to be about Jaden Smith.

If it had been, and OP’s thread title wasn’t “Jaden slaps it on the train!”, then that would have been an epic fail.

I caught guys doing this at a mall and I punched one in the face and the other in the stomach and then called security and got them arrested and I'm not just saying that. Fuck selfish assholes who think their animal instincts are more important than the safety of children or anyone else roaming public spaces.

Internet tough frau at R50.

Someone is going to have to clean up that spooge!

r50, why are you browsing a predominately gay chatroom at 10 am in the morning? That action seems pretty gay to me.

R53 Because I am a gay man. Are you that detached from reality that you think all of us find amusing people jerking off to public places full of kids, families and the elderly? Not everyone is a selfish deviant. What I find more amusing about the reactions to my comment is that all of you calling me prissy, probably had conservative castrating parents, so you think everyone should just accept your reprehensible behavior. Thank God you're old and in the past.

MARY ^

^Animal

Jesus^^^ (#54)........get back on your meds........

Come sit next to me, Jaden…

cute guy. average sized dick.

on what planet r59?

Why would you punch anyone, R50? All you had to do is call security. You probably made that up.

And you're a sad net crawling incel cunt R48 it's also delightful.

So many pearl clutching agony aunts on this board.

They’re sexless, unwanted and senile r63

If I’m like them when I reach their age, somebody shoot me

Only on Datalounge, can you ungrateful bitches fight over a young, hung, hot stud.

*shaking my head*

Pearls!

Clutched!

Heart attack!

Beautiful intact cock. Nice load of jizz.

If he didn't shoot, his balls may have exploded causing him severe harm. It was for the best despite the risk of getting caught.

R50 is a fucking psychopath.

There are a million other (and better) ways, that situation could have been resolved. WITHOUT resorting to violence.

I would never do that in public, but had I been one of those people who was assaulted by R50, I would have pressed charges and had you thrown in jail.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

I don't believe r50. He wishes he had run into two guys unloading their cocks in his presence. Wishes. He suffers from Extreme Sexual Tension.

R53 Have you got a friend or neighbour at hand who can slap your face for you, you are hysterical. Go and have a lie down for a while and come back when you’ve calmed down a bit.

I take the train everyday and never see Jaden and his jizz.

Jaden's penis takes the train. I want some.

How about if we shoot you now R64 and save time?

[quote] I take the train everyday and never see Jaden and his jizz.

Next time, take your black light with you.

it's called UNCUT R67

R61 I punched him because it was a restroom nearby a toy store. My 8 year old nephew and my niece were nearby. I don't regret it and everyone who's entitled enough to think their desire is bigger than the safety of others deserve what they get. It's sad that old people coming out of the 1970s are this oblivious to personal space. This type of irrational sex behavior killed half of your generation with AIDS and you still think this is totally cool. Fuck you. You can't die soon enough.

Cock. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

R76, your post sounds like an obvious EST lie from Reddit. And the sad thing is that it would probably get like 1,000 upvotes over there, because they are naive and gullible over there.

R76 is a gay hating piece of shit who should go find the nearest grease fire.

R76 Self loathing gay with a micro penis, and he can’t pull a cart never mind a man.

Didn't he post somewhere that his family owns these trains? As far as I know, there are some regional train connections in Germany that are, in fact, privately run, so it could be true. The train in OP's video is a typical regional train and it's dark outside, so it's not entirely impossible that he did this during a maintenance run, outside regular hours.

[quote]I don't regret it and everyone who's entitled enough to think their desire is bigger than the safety of others deserve what they get.

How was anyone's SAFETY in danger? At most, some kids would have seen something they didn't need to see.

[quote]This type of irrational sex behavior killed half of your generation with AIDS and you still think this is totally cool.

Two guys jerking off in a mall spreads AIDS? That's news to me.

I agree with R78. You're probably an elaborate scenario troll.

Agreed with the EST.

Miss R76, were your niece and nephew twins, since they're the same age? Or were they the offspring of two different siblings of yours who happened to be born in the same year? Why were you entrusted with their care, in light of your obvious mental defects?

R81, that is not a regional train. It is clearly an ICE train.

R75. The proper term is intact, not uncut. Uncut implies that cut is the normal, natural state, which it is not.

R2 Public sex or jerking off turns me on so much. Probably because of the reasons you listed.

Jaden jerks it on a train,

Will he do it on a plane?

Maybe on a trip to Spain?

On a train, on a plane, while he makes his way to Spain?

The loads in Spain

fall mainly

on the train

R85, no, this is a Regional-Express train. I traveled enough around in Germany to know this interior.

ICEs would have bigger tables and more overhead space for luggage.

R90, I guess that just looks like an ICE or S-Bahn train. I lived in Germany for several years and most of the RE trains seemed older or laid out differently. Sorry for ent mistake.

That young man should NOT have released himself on the floor of the train!

R91, don't worry, it's an easy mistake to make. Besides, this is pretty obscure trivia knowledge... ;)

his cock does sort of look like an Oscar Myer hot dog, and yes I am old, but oh hell yes I would suck it and swallow that sperm.

I hope his future employers see this video, and change their minds about hiring him.

Thanks Frida Claxton at R95.

If I was his future employer, after seeing this clip I wouldn’t think twice about employing him. I would encourage him to perform his party piece whenever he wanted to, but preferably in the privacy of my personal office, and to maybe use my mouth to save on carpet cleaning bills.

R76 is Tucker Carlson!

He's a professional whore R95 his employers will be fine with it.

I just noticed Jaden's "link tree" on the top right of his Twitter page.

Apparently, he is quite a whore.

He has an Free OnlyFans, a VIP OnlyFans, and an Amazon Wish List.

Oh, and best of all? He's a TOP!

[quote]He's a professional whore R95 his employers will be fine with it.

I doubt he'll be a professional whore 30 years from now.

[quote]If I was his future employer, after seeing this clip I wouldn’t think twice about employing him.

If you're an employer at a company with a high profile and word gets out who you hired, the public will make the decision for you by boycotting your company.

In 30 years we'll all be dust

In 30 years he'll be dead.

Little slut is going to get caught one day!

He even jerks off in his office!

Why don't I have any co-workers like this?

Just do it, Jaden!

Will you hire Jaden?

Relaxing on his balcony.

As always, men with really big dicks get away with everything!

[quote]Age-restricted adult content. This content might not be appropriate for people under 18 years old. To view this media, you’ll need to log in to Twitter.

I am not going to join Twitter.

[quote] He even jerks off in his office!

That's considered just another day in the office in Germany.

He has an office, for what?

[quote] He has an office, for what?

Twink Whore Headquarters.

It’s a shame that you now have to join Twitter to see some of the adult content.

You don't have to give your SSN, blood and a thousand dollars to join twitter.

Use whatever email and a fake name and fake birthday. Good grief, it's not brain surgery.

This thread is an absolute joy, it’s so nice to see a young n horny whore exhibitionist. He clearly loves showing off his gorgeous impressive cock, who on earth are these people saying it’s pencil thin?

[quote] who on earth are these people saying it’s pencil thin?

Those gross fisting queens with gaping slopholes the size of the Grand Canyon.

[quote]This thread is an absolute joy, it’s so nice to see a young n horny whore exhibitionist.

An absolute joy for unsuspecting people who walk or sit on his cum stains. I know I like to get cum stains on my clothing when I go out to do errands.

R117 - flamingly nellie prisspot

R118 - Fool who has no control of his animal instincts.

Well, we know what R118 likes to do during his commutes.

When did "nellie" become the preferred spelling of "nelly"?

I rode the CTA for a decade.....believe me, a little semen on the floor would be the least of my worries.

Maybe Mother should get out her old AMC Gremlin and take you to work.

How can I purchase my very own personal Jaden?

I want one!

You can probably get the original for 20 bucks and a bag of meth R123.

[quote]I rode the CTA for a decade.....believe me, a little semen on the floor would be the least of my worries.

Some of the semen might have landed on the seat, fool.

I think he’s brilliant! And now that he’s done office worker jerking, he can move on and portray a whole array of different careers in masturbatory vignettes, including commuting to them.

Again, semen on a train, regardless of placement, is preferable to some of the alternatives.....

I think he’s quite inventive, and hope he continues his performances.

Fucking Eurotrash. No group is lower to me than them.

Everything's Coming Up Jaden!

What in the hell is your problem, R129??

You sound completely miserable.

R129 Please go away from this thread if you don’t like it. You sound miserable and depressed, we don’t want your negativity around here. This is the internet, people on this group are from all over the world, including Europe. If you only want to meet people like yourself then look for a group with only self loathing gay hillbillies living in trailer parks as members.

Seriously, you are not alone. Get help or just go away and die. But whatever you decide just get the fuck away from us here.

R117 Well if you enjoy getting cum stains on your clothing what are you complaining about? Just think of all those hours that you’ve spent in dark rooms over the years, kneeling on jizz stained floors while sucking multiple random cocks. You’ve probably gone home with cum stains over your jacket, shirt, hair. Let the young guy live a little, and just be grateful that he’s sharing this performance art with us for free.

'Performance art' 🙄 No.

There is something disturbing and depressing about this video.

R135 Yes of course he is a fug, too ugly to live he looks so retarded, and fat as well, and what about that pencil dick? And you are right, there is something disturbing and depressing about watching a young man having a wank.

Seriously what the fuck kind of people are posting on here?

[quote]Seriously what the fuck kind of people are posting on here?

People who get laid regularly and aren’t living life in a caftan.

[quote]Seriously what the fuck kind of people are posting on here?

Pedos mostly.

R138 If you think the guy in the video is a child then you are either stupid or need glasses. Fuck off with your stupid accusations.

Hahaha, R139. I was joking, but thanks for flying off the handle 😆.

R140 I would question why you would joke on a gay male site that we are ‘pedos’. Wasn’t this what people thought of us 50 years ago?

R132 There is no group on Earth lower than Eurotrash. White Eurotrash specifically.

[quote] Seriously what the fuck kind of people are posting on here?

Females, I'm guessing.

Either that, or some very old and uptight elderly gays.

In my day, you'd leave the newspaper on the seat for the next passenger as a courtesy.

Leaving your jizz wasn't considered good breeding.

He looks 20 and acts like he's 12.

The average age around here is 45 - 50-ish according to a poll a few months back.

I don't really understand the appeal here.

The Ignore Thread function doesn't work, so even if one hides this thread, if it doesn't die, it'll keep popping back up.

[quote]I caught guys doing this at a mall and I punched one in the face and the other in the stomach and then called security and got them arrested and I'm not just saying that.

r50 forgot the part where everyone applauded and the mall gave him a free shopping spree as a reward

R132 Really? Open the door of your trailer and look across your park. I know that you are used to it but the rest of us look on in horror. Now go shoot some empty cans with your gun, or better still try to shoot a possum so you will eat tonight.

So many calling this ADULT man "fug" yet if it were 2 am and last call at the sad bar in your sad little flyover town, you'd crawl over broken glass to get to him.

[quote]R140 I would question why you would joke on a gay male site that we are ‘pedos’. Wasn’t this what people thought of us 50 years ago?

You REALLY need to lighten up, R141. The guy is young so I made a joke about pedos. That's all there is to it. There's no need for earnest sociological analysis on what people thought of gay men decades ago. If you think DataLounge should be about gay men showing their best face to the straight public, then you're on the wrong website. You must be new here because there's plenty of obnoxious humour. This thread is about a young guy jerking off and cumming on a train, for god's sake. Not exactly politically correct.

r149 Not your nemesis at r141, but I agree with him. Calling gay men "pedos" isn't funny, and last I heard, making your audience laugh is still part of telling a joke.

We all have different senses of humour, R150, and I'm not pretending it's the funniest joke ever written.

"Pedo" typers are Timmy-hating douchebags.

R150 Gay men are not generally pedophiles. The T does does that with pride.

[quote]The average age around here is 45 - 50-ish according to a poll a few months back.

No way. The average DLer seems to be a Boomer. That would make them late 50s at least.

^ I'm exceptionally average.

^ sign of a DL Boomer. Doesn’t know how to quote.

[quote]Doesn’t know how to quote

yes, I do, cunt

Then quit pointing up like a fuckwit in an Aol chat room.

Jaden is a new Datalounge Icon!

@ R158

here, doll

I’d love to work in the office with Jaden.

R160 thank you, darlin’. Now time for you to take yours.

Nice cock, nice distance.

I don’t see the problem.

I want Jaden in me, quite deeply.

The cock creeps me out, sorry! If he had more girth it would be perfect. Maybe some veins?

R165 How many actual real life cocks have you had in your lifetime? Now watch that video again of Jaden wanking in the office and tell us how many of those cocks had more girth than him.

Those massive 12” dildo’s that you use are not representative of real life cocks.

I didn't say it had to be a horse cock.

It just looks like a weird plastic hot dog as it is.

If he's poz ( not saying he is) could shooting your load all over on public transportation be considered a serious crime?

So much prisspottery.

So much fear. Just fear and sadness. So pitiful.

Probably germane (no pun intended) to the discussion, the German Criminal Code (§§ 183, 183a)...

So, even if he got caught, it would only be prosecuted by request, unless they would catch him in the act, which might result in a fine (and of course entries into the rap sheet).

So I don't like Wurstschwanz, kill me.

That is "schwantz" actually, sorry to German DL.

Schniedel

[quote]Then quit pointing up like a fuckwit in an Aol chat room.

Why would anyone be triggered by upward arrows? It's beyond me.

Does he do fuck videos?

[quote] Does he do fuck videos?

I highly doubt it.

He seems like the "Disneyfied" version of porn.

Jerk it, cum, smile, then shut off the camera.

[quote]Does he do fuck videos?

I was curious, so I paid the reduced $3.50 for a 1 month subscription. Most of it are jerk off videos, but he has like 2 bj / fuck videos.

So, Wurstschniedel?

With a guy, r178?

R180, yes. His OF isn't particularly exciting overall. Then again, for $3.50... *shrug*

A lot of j/o videos though.

Ah, to be so young, so hung, and cum so effortlessly.

Soon to be a Monkey Pox vector.