Let's be a Gay4Pay performer coming home to his girlfriend after a long day of work

I'm the caginess when asked about his job.

I'm the wet, sloppy farts.

I'm the lubed up hole

I'm the awakened appetite for cock.

^ I'm the unreasonable rage when dinner is served - long kielbasa links. "DAMN IT, SUSAN!! WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!!"

I’m the awkward moment the gf is putting cum stained underwear in the wash.

I’m the strong urge to fight her to be the one on the bottom during sex.

I’m:

Armie Hammer James Franco Darren Kriss Josh Gad Timothee Chaletgirl

“I ain’t your Mama!!!”

I’m the shit stains on the couch from the prolapsed asshole.

I am the fantasies, actually realities, I can’t get out of my head.

BAN OP...

I'm daddy slinking back home after a night of overtime. He's still dressed in a leather harness as he tiptoes around legos and other toys strewn on the floor.

I'm the drug addiction, mental illness and rap sheet.

I'm the explanation that it was just dinner and how DARE you assume otherwise!

I'm the fresh smell of poppers on boytoy's mustache.

I'm the girlfriend thinking it's not really cheating if he only has sex with men for money. I don't mind as long as he doesn't have sex with other women.

Do fraus really think that R17?

I am Herpes. I don’t discriminate.

I’m her outstretched hand demanding to receive his paycheck.

R18 Yes.

I am his friend with benefits who gonna tell his wife if he won't give me his ass.

R5 you mean Allison

I'm the insane unfuckable gay incel who is obsessed with the gay4pay performer. I'm in the manic stage, lurking in the dark shrubbery outside the performer's modest apartment building, seething and grinding my teeth over the hypocrisy of the gay4pay performer. How dare he do this to us! How dare he lie! How dare he stick his beautiful straight cock in that horrid pussy! I hate him. I want him. I love him. I hate him. I want him. I love him. I hate him. I want him. I love him. I hate him. I want him. I love him. I hate him.

There's no such thing as Gay4Pay. There are such things as homos and bi's with mental issues. What I'm trying to figure out is what's wrong with the people who think there is such a thing.

I LOVE direct deposit!

I'm the GF's index and middle fingers that are up his ass because it's now the only way he's able to get off during sex with her.

I am his compilation of gay porn for a daily jerk off session.

Oh and I am also his prostate massager because now he is addicted to me more than Whitney to cocaine.

I'm denial when a girlfriend suggests I'm bisexual.

I am oxytocin in his brain released after orgasming in male butthole.

I’m just glad the charades are over!

I'm the male fetus in gf's womb who will repeat this G4P cycle, but perhaps I'll thicken the plot by identifying as nonbinary.

I'm the HS Reunion he avoids because it's been downhill since he was the best looking jock senior.

I'm "No, homo" which is what I keep repeating to myself constantly.

Not gay unless our balls touch

It's not gay as long as I will pull out.

Sweetie, they keep making me try to bottom. How can I keep turning them down? We need the money!

But you take that 10 inch strap-on like its buttplug why you are so afraid of real dick?

Because it's GAAAAAAAY!!!!

Honey stop being such a faggot and take this dick LIKE A MAN!

We're all the lies Mr. Secret gay pron star keeps telling himself, his girlfriend, and everyone else to throw all the hounds of the scent of his love of dick.

I’m the awkward silence around the dinner table when one of the kids say “What’d you do at work today daddy?!”

I am the money spent on dildos, prostate massagers, butt plugs, fleshjack "for training".

I'm the meth or fentanyl that I scored for the two of us.

I am a woman who is supposed to feel really special because supposedly when he is boning and getting boned by all those dudes he is thinking about me in order to cum.

I feel so special oh my Gosh. Eat my period blood nasty gays. This muscular jock is only thinking about my tasty pussy.

I am sweaty pits a "straight" guy in sniffing in order to cum.

I am bisexuality.

I’m the fresh glossy jizz covering his upper lip and forehead.

I’m really gay, I just act gay4pay.

I’m the Lovense e-buttplug “oh so accidentally” left in

I am unimaginable excitement when I see a hot guy moaning and groaning in pleasure from my dick and even more unimaginable excitement when I see him flood himself with cum.

(This thread got me hard. Wasn’t expecting that.)

Oh yeah daddy use my tight ass, you love fucking that hole, don't you.

Fuck me harder...faster....cum all over my ass.

OMG, so much warm cum.

I'm that perfect nose, sittin' pretty over champion dick-suckin' lips. All evening, he casually raises his unwashed fingers so I can inhale deeply. Down in his jeans, his leaking dick swells from the smell of twunk ass and sweat. Damn, we're ready for round six. If only.

I have no idea what pussy smells like, and I wonder if the tuna-smell rumors are true.

I am his rock hard dick that starts leaking precum with every thrust.

I am belief that since I am fucking another straight/bi guy its not gay because neither of us is gay.

I’m the missing maxipads.

Check behind the sofa cushions, r57.

I'm the girlfriend discovering another man's pubic hair in his tighty-whities as she does his laundry!

I’m the probation officer swinging by to check on him.

I'm the Gay4Pay whore who will later become a typical millennial social media uber-conservative, so I can diss out gay people.

I am Jason pim...I mean owner of those boys and I can fuck them anytime I want.

I'm the other man's cum stains on his underwear

I'm the girlfriend deciding she'll stay for this part but she's out of there when the inevitable post porn reborn Christian rightwinger stage begins.

The fact that I read all those comments and imagined Curtis always is funny.

I always wondered if supposedly straight guys who do gay porn would be willing to do videos including coprophilia,necrophilia, zoophilia or pedophilia?

I mean if you don't have to be sexually attracted to someone to just have with him then it shouldn't be a problem for them for someone to shit in their mouth or fuck rotting corpse or dog or newborn... it's easy money, it's a job you know, it's acting.

Do you really think those women who suck off dog or horse on camera are zoophiles in their private life? C'mon.

"It's called 'felching', 'felching.'"

I am mediocre looking frau because most of other women rejected my chubby when they found out he suckin cock and he won't date boys so....I am so lucky.

He is only into my cunt, eat my period blood fags.

I am thinking that I am the only truly straight guy in industry and other "straight" guys are just bisexual and can they stop being so into me please

I am serving cunt

I am cocaine mixed with cum.

I am unhinged straight worshipper that will use the most ridiculous reasoning and special pleading to "prove" those guys are 100% straight.

And if you disagree u are just wishful thinking because you want to fuck them in real life.

Not one gay guy shaming another gay guy in defense of closeted bisexual whore that couldn't give a flying fuck about u.

I’m the earrings

I’m the CAFTANS!

I'm the unemployability, mile-long rap sheet and desperate need for rent money. We used to be the main drivers for the gay porn industry, but since OF and JFF became prominent, we can be managed with 15-second baiting videos, scamming of subscribers for things that are never delivered after the deposit lands in the G4Pers bank account, and occasional badly faked sex with other gay baiters.

I’m that moment when, with his gf, the g4p actor is recognized by an adoring fan.

I am throwing the gays especially those who made me cum like crazy under the bus and at the same time I am praising straight sex and women who are disgusted by me because I suck dick and got fucked.

I'm this song

I'm the dopamine high of the fat ugly camera man/producer after he watches the G4P clean the cum out of his ass and heads home to the GF.

I am afraid to tell my girlfriend that sometimes I enjoy ass for than her loosen cunt.

More I mean

I'm the loosen cunt

I can deepthroat and ride 9 inch dick and my girlfriend can't. See; men are better in everything.

I’m how he refers to his asshole as “my pussy”

I’m shame when the cocktail of cum, ass blood, and poop visibly oozes through my white shorts while I wait in line to order at McDonalds

I'm his shower drain, clogged with body hair, since he thinks all gay men and fat women like to see grown men who look like 7 year old b0ys fucking.

But public hair is actually disgusting R86- same his hole - I actually find pubic stubble really hot but I prefer when hole is smooth and pink (without any skin tags or excess skin.

I’m the lingering smell of shit on the tip of my dick that the girlfriend complains about when asked to suck me off to remind me I’m “straight”

Which gay4payers were straight as arrow and which were straight leaning bis?

I prefer the latter.

I'm Bi now, and Gay later

“ he thinks all gay men and fat women like to see grown men who look like 7 year old b0ys fucking.”

I’m the DLer watching on a stolen porn site and then coming here to complain about gross body hair

I paid 0€ $ for my porn. When there is boyfriendstv, xtapes.gay or justthegays. I can survive adds- I am only masturbating to the cumming part anyway.

I'm the 'Silkwood' shower as soon as he gets home.

I am struggle to not cum while having 8 inch cock thrusting my prostate.

Can we just call them bisexual?

I am Grindr notification.

I’m the envelope of cash.

I am mediocre balding blonde who spent 10 years giving his ass on camera and to my boss because I had absolutely no perspectives.

I used to watch tits but now I realized I like fucking dudes.

I am making fun of gay men for having more dicks than 99% of them yet not liking them.

He just discovered that he's no longer Gay4Pay.

He's just plain ol' GAY.

I am Jasun Mark defending their imaginary straightness.