I'm the smell of lingering splooge!
Let's be a Gay4Pay performer coming home to his girlfriend after a long day of work
by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 3, 2024 7:14 PM |
I'm the caginess when asked about his job.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 11, 2022 5:38 AM |
I'm the wet, sloppy farts.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 11, 2022 5:47 AM |
I'm the lubed up hole
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 11, 2022 5:49 AM |
I'm the awakened appetite for cock.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 11, 2022 6:35 AM |
^ I'm the unreasonable rage when dinner is served - long kielbasa links. "DAMN IT, SUSAN!! WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!!"
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 11, 2022 8:20 AM |
I’m the awkward moment the gf is putting cum stained underwear in the wash.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 11, 2022 8:22 AM |
I’m the strong urge to fight her to be the one on the bottom during sex.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 11, 2022 8:24 AM |
I’m:
Armie Hammer James Franco Darren Kriss Josh Gad Timothee Chaletgirl
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 11, 2022 8:58 AM |
“I ain’t your Mama!!!”
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 11, 2022 9:00 AM |
I’m the shit stains on the couch from the prolapsed asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 11, 2022 9:02 AM |
I am the fantasies, actually realities, I can’t get out of my head.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 11, 2022 9:24 AM |
BAN OP...
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 11, 2022 10:11 AM |
I'm daddy slinking back home after a night of overtime. He's still dressed in a leather harness as he tiptoes around legos and other toys strewn on the floor.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 11, 2022 4:58 PM |
I'm the drug addiction, mental illness and rap sheet.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 12, 2022 1:32 AM |
I'm the explanation that it was just dinner and how DARE you assume otherwise!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 12, 2022 1:40 AM |
I'm the fresh smell of poppers on boytoy's mustache.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 12, 2022 2:20 AM |
I'm the girlfriend thinking it's not really cheating if he only has sex with men for money. I don't mind as long as he doesn't have sex with other women.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 12, 2022 2:34 AM |
Do fraus really think that R17?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 12, 2022 2:45 AM |
I am Herpes. I don’t discriminate.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 12, 2022 12:29 PM |
I’m her outstretched hand demanding to receive his paycheck.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 12, 2022 12:36 PM |
R18 Yes.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 12, 2022 2:41 PM |
I am his friend with benefits who gonna tell his wife if he won't give me his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 13, 2024 4:03 PM |
R5 you mean Allison
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 13, 2024 4:04 PM |
I'm the insane unfuckable gay incel who is obsessed with the gay4pay performer. I'm in the manic stage, lurking in the dark shrubbery outside the performer's modest apartment building, seething and grinding my teeth over the hypocrisy of the gay4pay performer. How dare he do this to us! How dare he lie! How dare he stick his beautiful straight cock in that horrid pussy! I hate him. I want him. I love him. I hate him. I want him. I love him. I hate him. I want him. I love him. I hate him. I want him. I love him. I hate him.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 13, 2024 4:17 PM |
There's no such thing as Gay4Pay. There are such things as homos and bi's with mental issues. What I'm trying to figure out is what's wrong with the people who think there is such a thing.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 13, 2024 4:22 PM |
I LOVE direct deposit!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 13, 2024 4:25 PM |
I'm the GF's index and middle fingers that are up his ass because it's now the only way he's able to get off during sex with her.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 13, 2024 5:04 PM |
I am his compilation of gay porn for a daily jerk off session.
Oh and I am also his prostate massager because now he is addicted to me more than Whitney to cocaine.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 13, 2024 5:23 PM |
I'm denial when a girlfriend suggests I'm bisexual.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 13, 2024 5:28 PM |
I am oxytocin in his brain released after orgasming in male butthole.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 13, 2024 6:47 PM |
I’m just glad the charades are over!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 13, 2024 6:55 PM |
I'm the male fetus in gf's womb who will repeat this G4P cycle, but perhaps I'll thicken the plot by identifying as nonbinary.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 13, 2024 6:59 PM |
I'm the HS Reunion he avoids because it's been downhill since he was the best looking jock senior.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 13, 2024 7:04 PM |
I'm "No, homo" which is what I keep repeating to myself constantly.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 13, 2024 7:31 PM |
Not gay unless our balls touch
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 13, 2024 9:07 PM |
It's not gay as long as I will pull out.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 13, 2024 9:33 PM |
Sweetie, they keep making me try to bottom. How can I keep turning them down? We need the money!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 13, 2024 10:06 PM |
But you take that 10 inch strap-on like its buttplug why you are so afraid of real dick?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 13, 2024 10:16 PM |
Because it's GAAAAAAAY!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 13, 2024 10:30 PM |
Honey stop being such a faggot and take this dick LIKE A MAN!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 13, 2024 10:35 PM |
We're all the lies Mr. Secret gay pron star keeps telling himself, his girlfriend, and everyone else to throw all the hounds of the scent of his love of dick.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 13, 2024 10:41 PM |
I’m the awkward silence around the dinner table when one of the kids say “What’d you do at work today daddy?!”
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 13, 2024 10:43 PM |
I am the money spent on dildos, prostate massagers, butt plugs, fleshjack "for training".
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 13, 2024 10:50 PM |
I'm the meth or fentanyl that I scored for the two of us.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 13, 2024 11:42 PM |
I am a woman who is supposed to feel really special because supposedly when he is boning and getting boned by all those dudes he is thinking about me in order to cum.
I feel so special oh my Gosh. Eat my period blood nasty gays. This muscular jock is only thinking about my tasty pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 14, 2024 12:03 AM |
I am sweaty pits a "straight" guy in sniffing in order to cum.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 14, 2024 12:06 AM |
I am bisexuality.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 15, 2024 9:28 PM |
I’m the fresh glossy jizz covering his upper lip and forehead.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 15, 2024 9:53 PM |
I’m really gay, I just act gay4pay.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 15, 2024 10:02 PM |
I’m the Lovense e-buttplug “oh so accidentally” left in
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 15, 2024 10:22 PM |
I am unimaginable excitement when I see a hot guy moaning and groaning in pleasure from my dick and even more unimaginable excitement when I see him flood himself with cum.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 15, 2024 10:41 PM |
(This thread got me hard. Wasn’t expecting that.)
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 15, 2024 11:20 PM |
Oh yeah daddy use my tight ass, you love fucking that hole, don't you.
Fuck me harder...faster....cum all over my ass.
OMG, so much warm cum.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 16, 2024 12:04 AM |
I'm that perfect nose, sittin' pretty over champion dick-suckin' lips. All evening, he casually raises his unwashed fingers so I can inhale deeply. Down in his jeans, his leaking dick swells from the smell of twunk ass and sweat. Damn, we're ready for round six. If only.
I have no idea what pussy smells like, and I wonder if the tuna-smell rumors are true.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 16, 2024 4:00 AM |
I am his rock hard dick that starts leaking precum with every thrust.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 16, 2024 11:32 PM |
I am belief that since I am fucking another straight/bi guy its not gay because neither of us is gay.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 24, 2024 10:17 AM |
I’m the missing maxipads.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 24, 2024 1:45 PM |
Check behind the sofa cushions, r57.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 24, 2024 6:35 PM |
I'm the girlfriend discovering another man's pubic hair in his tighty-whities as she does his laundry!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 25, 2024 1:15 AM |
I’m the probation officer swinging by to check on him.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 25, 2024 4:59 AM |
I'm the Gay4Pay whore who will later become a typical millennial social media uber-conservative, so I can diss out gay people.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 25, 2024 5:04 AM |
I am Jason pim...I mean owner of those boys and I can fuck them anytime I want.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 25, 2024 3:21 PM |
I'm the other man's cum stains on his underwear
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 27, 2024 3:44 AM |
I'm the girlfriend deciding she'll stay for this part but she's out of there when the inevitable post porn reborn Christian rightwinger stage begins.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 27, 2024 4:33 AM |
The fact that I read all those comments and imagined Curtis always is funny.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 27, 2024 9:18 AM |
I always wondered if supposedly straight guys who do gay porn would be willing to do videos including coprophilia,necrophilia, zoophilia or pedophilia?
I mean if you don't have to be sexually attracted to someone to just have with him then it shouldn't be a problem for them for someone to shit in their mouth or fuck rotting corpse or dog or newborn... it's easy money, it's a job you know, it's acting.
Do you really think those women who suck off dog or horse on camera are zoophiles in their private life? C'mon.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 2, 2024 10:23 AM |
"It's called 'felching', 'felching.'"
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 2, 2024 11:09 AM |
I am mediocre looking frau because most of other women rejected my chubby when they found out he suckin cock and he won't date boys so....I am so lucky.
He is only into my cunt, eat my period blood fags.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 4, 2024 9:33 AM |
I am thinking that I am the only truly straight guy in industry and other "straight" guys are just bisexual and can they stop being so into me please
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 15, 2024 12:42 PM |
I am serving cunt
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 15, 2024 2:28 PM |
I am cocaine mixed with cum.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 17, 2024 7:55 PM |
I am unhinged straight worshipper that will use the most ridiculous reasoning and special pleading to "prove" those guys are 100% straight.
And if you disagree u are just wishful thinking because you want to fuck them in real life.
Not one gay guy shaming another gay guy in defense of closeted bisexual whore that couldn't give a flying fuck about u.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 16, 2024 12:04 PM |
I’m the earrings
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 16, 2024 12:15 PM |
I’m the CAFTANS!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 16, 2024 12:15 PM |
I'm the unemployability, mile-long rap sheet and desperate need for rent money. We used to be the main drivers for the gay porn industry, but since OF and JFF became prominent, we can be managed with 15-second baiting videos, scamming of subscribers for things that are never delivered after the deposit lands in the G4Pers bank account, and occasional badly faked sex with other gay baiters.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 16, 2024 12:48 PM |
I’m that moment when, with his gf, the g4p actor is recognized by an adoring fan.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 16, 2024 1:00 PM |
I am throwing the gays especially those who made me cum like crazy under the bus and at the same time I am praising straight sex and women who are disgusted by me because I suck dick and got fucked.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 16, 2024 1:04 PM |
I'm the dopamine high of the fat ugly camera man/producer after he watches the G4P clean the cum out of his ass and heads home to the GF.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 16, 2024 1:21 PM |
I am afraid to tell my girlfriend that sometimes I enjoy ass for than her loosen cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 16, 2024 1:34 PM |
More I mean
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 16, 2024 1:37 PM |
I'm the loosen cunt
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 16, 2024 1:37 PM |
I can deepthroat and ride 9 inch dick and my girlfriend can't. See; men are better in everything.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 16, 2024 1:44 PM |
I’m how he refers to his asshole as “my pussy”
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 16, 2024 2:06 PM |
I’m shame when the cocktail of cum, ass blood, and poop visibly oozes through my white shorts while I wait in line to order at McDonalds
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 16, 2024 2:11 PM |
I'm his shower drain, clogged with body hair, since he thinks all gay men and fat women like to see grown men who look like 7 year old b0ys fucking.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 16, 2024 2:18 PM |
But public hair is actually disgusting R86- same his hole - I actually find pubic stubble really hot but I prefer when hole is smooth and pink (without any skin tags or excess skin.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 16, 2024 2:26 PM |
I’m the lingering smell of shit on the tip of my dick that the girlfriend complains about when asked to suck me off to remind me I’m “straight”
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 16, 2024 3:43 PM |
Which gay4payers were straight as arrow and which were straight leaning bis?
I prefer the latter.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 16, 2024 5:10 PM |
I'm Bi now, and Gay later
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 16, 2024 5:24 PM |
“ he thinks all gay men and fat women like to see grown men who look like 7 year old b0ys fucking.”
I’m the DLer watching on a stolen porn site and then coming here to complain about gross body hair
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 16, 2024 8:00 PM |
I paid 0€ $ for my porn. When there is boyfriendstv, xtapes.gay or justthegays. I can survive adds- I am only masturbating to the cumming part anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 16, 2024 8:15 PM |
I'm the 'Silkwood' shower as soon as he gets home.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | August 16, 2024 8:31 PM |
I am struggle to not cum while having 8 inch cock thrusting my prostate.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | August 19, 2024 3:23 PM |
Can we just call them bisexual?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | August 19, 2024 3:27 PM |
I am Grindr notification.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | September 2, 2024 10:19 PM |
I’m the envelope of cash.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | September 2, 2024 10:26 PM |
I am mediocre balding blonde who spent 10 years giving his ass on camera and to my boss because I had absolutely no perspectives.
I used to watch tits but now I realized I like fucking dudes.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | September 2, 2024 10:33 PM |
I am making fun of gay men for having more dicks than 99% of them yet not liking them.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | September 2, 2024 10:51 PM |
He just discovered that he's no longer Gay4Pay.
He's just plain ol' GAY.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | September 3, 2024 5:04 AM |
I am Jasun Mark defending their imaginary straightness.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 3, 2024 7:14 PM |