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Let's be a Gay4Pay performer coming home to his girlfriend after a long day of work

I'm the smell of lingering splooge!

by Anonymousreply 71May 17, 2024 7:55 PM

I'm the caginess when asked about his job.

by Anonymousreply 1April 11, 2022 5:38 AM

I'm the wet, sloppy farts.

by Anonymousreply 2April 11, 2022 5:47 AM

I'm the lubed up hole

by Anonymousreply 3April 11, 2022 5:49 AM

I'm the awakened appetite for cock.

by Anonymousreply 4April 11, 2022 6:35 AM

^ I'm the unreasonable rage when dinner is served - long kielbasa links. "DAMN IT, SUSAN!! WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!!"

by Anonymousreply 5April 11, 2022 8:20 AM

I’m the awkward moment the gf is putting cum stained underwear in the wash.

by Anonymousreply 6April 11, 2022 8:22 AM

I’m the strong urge to fight her to be the one on the bottom during sex.

by Anonymousreply 7April 11, 2022 8:24 AM


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by Anonymousreply 8April 11, 2022 8:58 AM

“I ain’t your Mama!!!”

by Anonymousreply 9April 11, 2022 9:00 AM

I’m the shit stains on the couch from the prolapsed asshole.

by Anonymousreply 10April 11, 2022 9:02 AM

I am the fantasies, actually realities, I can’t get out of my head.

by Anonymousreply 11April 11, 2022 9:24 AM


by Anonymousreply 12April 11, 2022 10:11 AM

I'm daddy slinking back home after a night of overtime. He's still dressed in a leather harness as he tiptoes around legos and other toys strewn on the floor.

by Anonymousreply 13April 11, 2022 4:58 PM

I'm the drug addiction, mental illness and rap sheet.

by Anonymousreply 14April 12, 2022 1:32 AM

I'm the explanation that it was just dinner and how DARE you assume otherwise!

by Anonymousreply 15April 12, 2022 1:40 AM

I'm the fresh smell of poppers on boytoy's mustache.

by Anonymousreply 16April 12, 2022 2:20 AM

I'm the girlfriend thinking it's not really cheating if he only has sex with men for money. I don't mind as long as he doesn't have sex with other women.

by Anonymousreply 17April 12, 2022 2:34 AM

Do fraus really think that R17?

by Anonymousreply 18April 12, 2022 2:45 AM

I am Herpes. I don’t discriminate.

by Anonymousreply 19April 12, 2022 12:29 PM

I’m her outstretched hand demanding to receive his paycheck.

by Anonymousreply 20April 12, 2022 12:36 PM

R18 Yes.

by Anonymousreply 21April 12, 2022 2:41 PM

I am his friend with benefits who gonna tell his wife if he won't give me his ass.

by Anonymousreply 22March 13, 2024 4:03 PM

R5 you mean Allison

by Anonymousreply 23March 13, 2024 4:04 PM

I'm the insane unfuckable gay incel who is obsessed with the gay4pay performer. I'm in the manic stage, lurking in the dark shrubbery outside the performer's modest apartment building, seething and grinding my teeth over the hypocrisy of the gay4pay performer. How dare he do this to us! How dare he lie! How dare he stick his beautiful straight cock in that horrid pussy! I hate him. I want him. I love him. I hate him. I want him. I love him. I hate him. I want him. I love him. I hate him. I want him. I love him. I hate him.

by Anonymousreply 24March 13, 2024 4:17 PM

There's no such thing as Gay4Pay. There are such things as homos and bi's with mental issues. What I'm trying to figure out is what's wrong with the people who think there is such a thing.

by Anonymousreply 25March 13, 2024 4:22 PM

I LOVE direct deposit!

by Anonymousreply 26March 13, 2024 4:25 PM

I'm the GF's index and middle fingers that are up his ass because it's now the only way he's able to get off during sex with her.

by Anonymousreply 27March 13, 2024 5:04 PM

I am his compilation of gay porn for a daily jerk off session.

Oh and I am also his prostate massager because now he is addicted to me more than Whitney to cocaine.

by Anonymousreply 28March 13, 2024 5:23 PM

I'm denial when a girlfriend suggests I'm bisexual.

by Anonymousreply 29March 13, 2024 5:28 PM

I am oxytocin in his brain released after orgasming in male butthole.

by Anonymousreply 30March 13, 2024 6:47 PM

I’m just glad the charades are over!

by Anonymousreply 31March 13, 2024 6:55 PM

I'm the male fetus in gf's womb who will repeat this G4P cycle, but perhaps I'll thicken the plot by identifying as nonbinary.

by Anonymousreply 32March 13, 2024 6:59 PM

I'm the HS Reunion he avoids because it's been downhill since he was the best looking jock senior.

by Anonymousreply 33March 13, 2024 7:04 PM

I'm "No, homo" which is what I keep repeating to myself constantly.

by Anonymousreply 34March 13, 2024 7:31 PM

Not gay unless our balls touch

by Anonymousreply 35March 13, 2024 9:07 PM

It's not gay as long as I will pull out.

by Anonymousreply 36March 13, 2024 9:33 PM

Sweetie, they keep making me try to bottom. How can I keep turning them down? We need the money!

by Anonymousreply 37March 13, 2024 10:06 PM

But you take that 10 inch strap-on like its buttplug why you are so afraid of real dick?

by Anonymousreply 38March 13, 2024 10:16 PM

Because it's GAAAAAAAY!!!!

by Anonymousreply 39March 13, 2024 10:30 PM

Honey stop being such a faggot and take this dick LIKE A MAN!

by Anonymousreply 40March 13, 2024 10:35 PM

We're all the lies Mr. Secret gay pron star keeps telling himself, his girlfriend, and everyone else to throw all the hounds of the scent of his love of dick.

by Anonymousreply 41March 13, 2024 10:41 PM

I’m the awkward silence around the dinner table when one of the kids say “What’d you do at work today daddy?!”

by Anonymousreply 42March 13, 2024 10:43 PM

I am the money spent on dildos, prostate massagers, butt plugs, fleshjack "for training".

by Anonymousreply 43March 13, 2024 10:50 PM

I'm the meth or fentanyl that I scored for the two of us.

by Anonymousreply 44March 13, 2024 11:42 PM

I am a woman who is supposed to feel really special because supposedly when he is boning and getting boned by all those dudes he is thinking about me in order to cum.

I feel so special oh my Gosh. Eat my period blood nasty gays. This muscular jock is only thinking about my tasty pussy.

by Anonymousreply 45March 14, 2024 12:03 AM

I am sweaty pits a "straight" guy in sniffing in order to cum.

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by Anonymousreply 46March 14, 2024 12:06 AM

I am bisexuality.

by Anonymousreply 47March 15, 2024 9:28 PM

I’m the fresh glossy jizz covering his upper lip and forehead.

by Anonymousreply 48March 15, 2024 9:53 PM

I’m really gay, I just act gay4pay.

by Anonymousreply 49March 15, 2024 10:02 PM

I’m the Lovense e-buttplug “oh so accidentally” left in

by Anonymousreply 50March 15, 2024 10:22 PM

I am unimaginable excitement when I see a hot guy moaning and groaning in pleasure from my dick and even more unimaginable excitement when I see him flood himself with cum.

by Anonymousreply 51March 15, 2024 10:41 PM

(This thread got me hard. Wasn’t expecting that.)

by Anonymousreply 52March 15, 2024 11:20 PM

Oh yeah daddy use my tight ass, you love fucking that hole, don't you.

Fuck me harder...faster....cum all over my ass.

OMG, so much warm cum.

by Anonymousreply 53March 16, 2024 12:04 AM

I'm that perfect nose, sittin' pretty over champion dick-suckin' lips. All evening, he casually raises his unwashed fingers so I can inhale deeply. Down in his jeans, his leaking dick swells from the smell of twunk ass and sweat. Damn, we're ready for round six. If only.

I have no idea what pussy smells like, and I wonder if the tuna-smell rumors are true.

by Anonymousreply 54March 16, 2024 4:00 AM

I am his rock hard dick that starts leaking precum with every thrust.

by Anonymousreply 55March 16, 2024 11:32 PM

I am belief that since I am fucking another straight/bi guy its not gay because neither of us is gay.

by Anonymousreply 56April 24, 2024 10:17 AM

I’m the missing maxipads.

by Anonymousreply 57April 24, 2024 1:45 PM

Check behind the sofa cushions, r57.

by Anonymousreply 58April 24, 2024 6:35 PM

I'm the girlfriend discovering another man's pubic hair in his tighty-whities as she does his laundry!

by Anonymousreply 59April 25, 2024 1:15 AM

I’m the probation officer swinging by to check on him.

by Anonymousreply 60April 25, 2024 4:59 AM

I'm the Gay4Pay whore who will later become a typical millennial social media uber-conservative, so I can diss out gay people.

by Anonymousreply 61April 25, 2024 5:04 AM

I am Jason pim...I mean owner of those boys and I can fuck them anytime I want.

by Anonymousreply 62April 25, 2024 3:21 PM

I'm the other man's cum stains on his underwear

by Anonymousreply 63April 27, 2024 3:44 AM

I'm the girlfriend deciding she'll stay for this part but she's out of there when the inevitable post porn reborn Christian rightwinger stage begins.

by Anonymousreply 64April 27, 2024 4:33 AM

The fact that I read all those comments and imagined Curtis always is funny.

by Anonymousreply 65April 27, 2024 9:18 AM

I always wondered if supposedly straight guys who do gay porn would be willing to do videos including coprophilia,necrophilia, zoophilia or pedophilia?

I mean if you don't have to be sexually attracted to someone to just have with him then it shouldn't be a problem for them for someone to shit in their mouth or fuck rotting corpse or dog or newborn... it's easy money, it's a job you know, it's acting.

Do you really think those women who suck off dog or horse on camera are zoophiles in their private life? C'mon.

by Anonymousreply 66May 2, 2024 10:23 AM

"It's called 'felching', 'felching.'"

by Anonymousreply 67May 2, 2024 11:09 AM

I am mediocre looking frau because most of other women rejected my chubby when they found out he suckin cock and he won't date boys so....I am so lucky.

He is only into my cunt, eat my period blood fags.

by Anonymousreply 68May 4, 2024 9:33 AM

I am thinking that I am the only truly straight guy in industry and other "straight" guys are just bisexual and can they stop being so into me please

by Anonymousreply 69May 15, 2024 12:42 PM

I am serving cunt

by Anonymousreply 70May 15, 2024 2:28 PM

I am cocaine mixed with cum.

by Anonymousreply 71May 17, 2024 7:55 PM
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