Jack Schlossberg testing the waters?

Jack is a thirsty attention whore

He is literally checking out guys on his IG now

Is he even gay?

He’s ugly, who cares?

We think so

We can use a handsome gay Kennedy.

Are any other family members out?

"Are any other family members out? "

Well, there was Grandpa Jack... 🤔

Well, he's a relatively handsome guy. Caroline is worth a LOT more than her husband.

Caroline is probably the richest living Kennedy at an estimated $250mm with Maria Shriver next at about $100mm.

Even if you divide her money among her three kids, he's probably the next richest Kennedy once you divide 's money among them.

While $100mm is nothing these days, he's still going to be very rich compared to most people.

^ That must be old info...

Yaaaassssss, Hunty!

When did "story" become a verb?

We been knew he was one of the gurls!

I’ve heard about him being a (str8) man whore in Harvard. Maybe he likes both like his grandfather and uncle. But he’s certainly been unsure a good amount of pussy.

Which uncle?

Perhaps Miranda Priestly just reminds him of Great Aunt Lee

[quote]I’ve heard about him being a (str8) man whore in Harvard. Maybe he likes both like his grandfather and uncle. But he’s certainly been unsure a good amount of pussy.

Where did you hear the str8 man whore rumors?

His one sister married her long time ladyfriend not all that long ago. So, y'all might be barking up the wrong tree.

Gay siblings are not unusual

How long until he comes out?

They're very rich but the tragic family history demonstrates that there's more to life than money. Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg has outlived her entire immediate family. I don't think it matters what any of them are or do as long as they SURVIVE.

Jack showing a VPL:

Sorry OP,

That shot of M taking off her glasses is a meme

R21 I’m not seeing it.

Social responsibility.

Editor!

Thirst trapping

Caroline's dirty fortune is based on her Irish mobster grandfather's criminal bootlegging activities and her mother whoring herself out to a greek pirate and then to a married very successful businessman.

I could have used such a family.

Jack graduated law school. Next move?

He should use his mother's maiden name like Patrick Shriver does.

He seems to have his uncle's treasure trail.

Today’s THOTing

Shlossshhhhberg!

He's not going to be President. Maybe he'll eventually win some seat like Senator or House rep, but by the time he's eligible to run for the biggest job, too many Boomers and those who have nostalgia for the Kennedy dynasty will be dead. Everyone else who weren't alive during that time won't vote for him. That's presuming we even still have elections by that time.

As already mentioned, his oldest sister Rose Schlossberg is married to to a woman who owns a restaurant in California.

R31 reminds me of Jared Kushner's equally gay brother.

He’s probably going to end up aging badly like his Aunt Maria.

R27, the definitive, warts & all, bio of Joe Kenned, The Patriarch, found zero evidence to support the longstanding belief that he had been a bootlegger.

His uncle was also notorious for rarely wearing a shirt.

[quote]He's not going to be President.

His culottes are complete.

He seems needy for elder male attention...just a feeling.

Lose the last name and just go with Kennedy.

Does Patrick Schwartenegger really go by Shriver?

Not anymore.

[quote]Lose the last name and just go with Kennedy.

So he’s just going to be Jack Kennedy? That’s way too confusing.

He definitely inherited his beautiful uncle's exhibitionist tendencies. That seems very clear.

[quote]He definitely inherited his beautiful uncle's exhibitionist tendencies. That seems very clear.

I was thinking that too; if JFK Jr was still alive, he'd be an avid instagram poster, though he'd dial back the body images (though he'd still have a rocking bod) and would be posting all of his do-gooder, adventure travels, luxury lifestyle pics, including some of the current missus (he'd have long since divorced Carolyn) and their kids. Not unlike Clooney, he'd be an old man dad.

In addition to being an exhibitionist, Jack is likely one of those guys that grew up with everyone thinking the sun shines out of his ass, so he thinks everything he does is cute & delightful

[quote] He seems needy for elder male attention...just a feeling.

LOL! Dear, that's not a feeling. At Datalounge, we call that "wishful thinking."

[quote]Jack is likely one of those guys that grew up with everyone thinking the sun shines out of his ass, so he thinks everything he does is cute & delightful

That's all Zoomers

[quote]He seems needy for elder male attention...just a feeling.

La Belle Schlossberg's Daddy issues are well documented. He was even thirsting after the Trivago guy on his social media.

He's got a very nice tight body, despite the goblin face.

But I just don't see him doing that well in politics. It's been nearly 60 years since his grandfather was killed--the Kennedy thrill just didn't last that long.

I could see him becoming a congressman in Massachusetts, but I don't think that magic will work out of state. I'm 56, and even to people as old as I am the Kennedy name has more to do with privilege and the curse than it does with talent or likeability or charisma.

R39 He uses his dad's last name. You know the big action star and former governor of California. Smh at false information spreading

I wonder how many of those original Kennedy sisters were lesbians in their hearts? That's a sporty crew if I've ever seen one.

^ SIL Ethel wouldn't surprise me either.

Patrick Schwartenegger sister has to be the second wealthiest Kennedy since she has her mother’s money, Schwartenegger money, and Chris Prat’s money. Girlfriend is secure!!

Back to Patrick, he the ONLY gorgeous male Kennedy, and to achieve that they had to get some straight off the boat Austrian genes.

Patrick is gay so less denial

The two JFKs were not gay but they didn't mind getting drained by gays.

Patrick is attractive but not gorgeous. He was a better looking twink, than man. His "ugly" half-brother Joseph was a unfortunate looking teen but is now a rather handsome man. Sure, Joseph isn't refined or northern european - he has Austrian and Mexican PEASANT face, but he's rather sexy in a wholesome way.

[quote]^ SIL Ethel wouldn't surprise me either.

You said it.

Even a lifetime of Catholic indoctrination and guilt couldn't keep her from strapping one on.

Jack showing a shirtless, hairy chest in 2017:

[quote]Patrick is gay so less denial

Wrong again, Bruce.

Gayer and gayer

I think he's bi.

I had no idea that Rose was married to a woman. She's the pretty one who looks like Jackie. The other sister is very fug.

R37, Joe Kennedy was nothing BUT warts.

He’s not ugly he just has a huge nose for such a slender face.

His body is exactly like my 1st husbands when I met him.Except husband had very wide shoulders. Of course after 12 years of my home cooking he wasnt quite as svelte,but I loved his hairy gut hanging over his fat dick. Bless his heart,the man never had an ass though. Even after putting on weight over the years,he was flat as a board.

Arnold was worth over 400 million dollars when Maria found out about the maid& his son. In their divorce, Maria was guaranteed half of Arnold's fortune, which was 200 million dollars. And hopefully, she took her half-it was a long divorce though.

[quote]He's got a very nice tight body, despite the goblin face.

This person is not attractive.

He just recited the cerulean monologue along with the movie on his Instagram story with the gayvoice up at 100

I guess he’s coming out

I'm assuming R68 is a photo of the lesbian sister?

But he looks just like Uncle John John!!!!

If Uncle John John was an ugly Jew.

Fixed for R73

I pray this is not the bf

Thirst trapping

DL only lusts after straight or closeted guys . Straight guys take precedence because they are Not GAY!!

His face is questionable, but he has an unbelievable body in all the shirtless photos posted here. See r31 as reference.

He looks like his dad. Other than the hair, I see no Kennedy in him.

Not the bf… the guy is with the girl taking the photo

Was he raised Catholic?

More THOTing

He looks like he’s 55.

Even with a nose job he’d be fug— he’d still look like his father Ed Schlossberg.

He's like JFK, Jr, from the neck down, and Adrian Brody otherwise.

More about Rose...

And more...

And even more Rose...

According to the writer linked in R87, Jack was married to Rose & Jackie was his daughter.

Jack Schlossberg and his sisters were raised in their mother's Catholic religion.

Yes, Rose Schlossberg is a lesbian, married to a woman, Rory McAuliffe, in Ojai, Clalifornia on May 14, 2022. Her sister, Tatiana Schlossberg, was married to George Moran in Martha's Vineyard in 2017. They have a child together.

Brother Jack is 30 and single.

GAY!!!

Where is all his facial fat going?

It’s giving heavy drinker, drug dabbler with an eating disorder and exercise addiction. Allegedly.

I bet he and Patrick played ‘tummy sticks’ growing up.

I bet he reads this thread.

She needs fillers.

Formerly overweight.

When he was 12 he looked like Ted.

The closet kills. Just come out already!

WHY in the universe would a young Kennedy be in the closet in 2023? What does he have to lose by being openly gay? You think his rich, Liberal friends will turn on him? OR his rich, Liberal family?

Is it possible for you former Studio 54 attendees to think like it's NOT the 1950s?

R92, Well, if a Jenner is good enough for Timotay....

R93, His birthright is to be the son of and a grand-nephew of the most quickly and thoroughly wrinkled visages in Christendom!

Enlarge the photo:

He’s extraordinarily handsome. His imperfections makes him hot.

I don’t think he’s gay. I think he’s one of those “bros” that you will see in Page 6 in about 3 years engaged/married to one of those society girl types that people in that world marry

Has Matt Damon commented yet?