I de-aged a bunch of politicians in the FaceApp due to boredom.

Biden

Nancy Pelosi

Greg Abbott

Chuck Schumer

Bernie Sanders

Mike Pence

Joe Biden made me roar with laughter! That's delightful!

Bernie is... God help me, Bernie is hot. There. Not now, obviously.

Do Mitt Romney.

None of them ever looked that good

Just goes to show that we all end up looking like death.

R2 The de-aged version of Pelosi sort of reminds me of Jessica Alba.

Do Amy Klobuchar. Let's push this thing to its limits.

Abbott looks like Chase Crawford and I want to SIT ON HIS PRETTY FACE

Miz Lindsey and Pence look even more like closet cases then than they do now.

[quote]Do Mitt Romney.

Done.

Rudy Giuliani

^ Eeeeew... he looks like a young Josh Hawley. Now I'm sad.

Dare I suggest it…..Ted Cruz?

TURTLE please

Young Schumer is hot

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How about Dianne Feinstein and Chuck Grasslsy.

[quote]Do Amy Klobuchar. Let's push this thing to its limits.

Done.

It makes them all look hot. They were not.

Poor OP, he's got a tiger by the tail now!

Turtle (Mitch McConnell)

Biden was hot in his youth, just not K-Pop boy band hot like the simulation.

^ Yep. He was a looker.

Mitch is a stud - now and then!

PLEASE do Hilary and Bill

Maxine Waters, looking like the lost member of Destiny's Child

Joe Biden was legitimately handsome. Some of the others are real misfits. Young Lindsey Graham

^Posted before I finished typing. Young Lindsey Graham looks like someone who would have gotten thrown out of places for lurking at an early age.

R29 — I won’t lie, young Biden was really handsome. I would totally let him cuddle me or something. Maybe after a few drinks knowing I’d be fucking around with a future President. He aged pretty gracefully if you don’t think about his corruption and advancing dementia.

Hillary

Rudy Looks trans

R 32, not one of those photos would have looked out of place in my high school yearbook.

Bill Clinton

You don't seem to capture the evil in Mitch McConnel

And I meant Mitt, not Mitch

Per request upthread, Dianne Feinstein

R40, that photo would have to be dated 1897.

Boris Johnson

Do Putin!

Jair Bolsonaro

The program seems to produce a best of all possible hottie outcome, like Lindsay, Rudy, Hilary, etc or super disturbing young old people like Dianne Feinstein or Bill Clinton.

^ I know. It's hilarious. Here's what it did with Angela Merkel.

Ben Carson

Bill de Blasio

The youthful face on Boris really brings out his blowjob lips.

NONE of these people were this attractive in their youths.

Lol. Ron DeSantis

Young Bernie Sanders was pretty close r50.

[quote]Do Putin!

Sigh. Here.

When you look at the real photos from youth, you can see this de-aging should also be called de-uglifying.

Few of these people looked this good when young. Lady G was ugly then and is ugly now.

[quote]Do Putin!

With the pleasure!

[quote]this de-aging should also be called de-uglifying.

Totally.

Doug Ford

Neck

WOW...Bill B is a complete STUD!!

Could you please do Jimmy Carter, Dick Cheney, and some of the older supreme Court judges !!

[quote]Abbott looks like Chase Crawford and I want to SIT ON HIS PRETTY FACE

Wow. He does. Especially when I change the hair. Full Nate Archibald vibes.

Per request, Jimmy Carter

r61 Not bad! Thank you 👍

Those faces were glamoured; there’s no possible way many of them were that handsome and beautiful.

Had to tweak the hair a bit...

Here’s a young Mitch McConnell, age 18. He looks nothing like the R27’s photo.

r64 Thanks. He looks better than I was expecting Quite nerdy though.

Yeah, r63 the app definitely glamour-filters the de-aging feature quite a bit. But, meh. Still entertaining. It doesn't take much for me.

@r51, Ron DeSantis is pretty close...

What about some possibly sexy Australian Prime Ministers please? Scott Morrison, Malcolm Turnbull, John Howard? Turnbull especially I reckon was hot.

R17 Rudy Giuliani was never the least bit attractive. Here's proof.

r68 I'm starting to feel guilty for finding younger Ron sexy 🙈

@r53, Putin wasn't quite that handsome...

^ What was that about DSLs? I think he might have Boris Johnson beat in that department. They "deflated" quite a bit as he aged.

Tom Cotton, Gavin Newsom, Michael Bloomberg would all be interesting imo.

As you wish.

Scott Morrison, Australia's PM

@r35, Hillary isn't too far off...

Please do FDR and the Kennedys.

Former Premier of New South Wales, Gladys Berejiklian

r75 Many thanks! He would be worth a one nighter!

@r3, Actual young Greg Abbott... He almost looked human

Kweens, isn't this kinda stupid when we have the real deal?

Mitch was always a fugly turtle

Of course, some of these people have actually been in the spotlight long enough for us to know that they didn't actually look like this when they were younger.

Do Justin Trudeau!

The op picture of Lindsay Graham reminds me of a current or recent american gay pornstar but cannot remember the name. Jack somebody possibly?

Mitt Romney was always good looking...

Funny you should mention that r83. It started out as me using it to compare to the real thing to see how accurate the A.I in the app actually is. Then it just go so ridiculously over-the-top that it actually started getting fun seeing what the app came up with and how far it would go to turn them all into supermodels, basically.

* got

I'm tempted to use this app for my LinkedIn photo :D

JFC...

Mike Pompeo I wonder if he is hot deaged!!

Do Rose's Turn!

R90 We already know how attractive Justin Trudeau was in his youth (and still is now).

Can it make young Tom Cotton, with boner in a jockstrap?

^ ew

R93, gurl I know that. That was my point: why de-age him when we have the receipts?

r94 LOL love your style!!

Sarah Huckabee- though she probably always has looked the same with her wonk eye

Thanks, OP. Fun thread.

DiFi @R40 could've been Conrad's gf in Ordinary People.

Great thread, OP. But Lindsey Graham never looked that hot.

I think those of you complaining that they don’t actually look like the real people when they were younger are missing the point. These pics are hysterical. Thanks, OP.

....

I want Lindsey Graham in me deeply.

(This is the first time this has been said.)

Boris Johnson looks like Prince William.

I think Boris is distantly relayed to the aristocracy.

Oh what a fun thread! Thanks OP!

I'm certain Miz Lindzey is using your pic on Grindr right now...

R93

dressed like a total slut.

^ He was dressed like a teenage boy 🙄

I would say do me, but as I’ve managed to escape the surgeon’s knife for yet another year, I don’t need it.

R110, how old is he there? Late teens or early 20s I'd say.

They'll all hot...lol! Even Mz. Lindseybelle...

Sanders and Conway please.

The Jimmy Carter looks vaguely like he really did look when first elected president. I remember.

R90...Trudeau needs no help at all. Lucky bastard...

No way in Hell did Miss Lindsey Graham look like a twinky 18 year old Cole Sprouse when he was younger. Otherwise I'd be building a time machine to get to him.

Is it terrible to think that Graham doesn't look bad?

Real young Lindsey Graham photo from high school, r117.

The ibb site stopped working for me for some reason. :(

Uploads just hang at 99% now. Maybe they're limiting me. Gonna try again tomorrow.

R56...Ford looks like James Cagney.

[quote] I think those of you complaining that they don’t actually look like the real people when they were younger are missing the point. These pics are hysterical. Thanks, OP.

r121 Was Gene Wilder still alive when he became a sort of GIF meme?

Are you opposed to doing Negroes or Orientals? What about Mexicans? Or does the software only adapt the Anglo race?

You rang?

Young hot Biden is a meme all my students know.

Internet says "yes" R122

[quote] I'm starting to feel guilty

R71 You should never be made to feel guilty by scolds. All of those scolds will find new issues in ten years.

John Kerry and Howard Dean. Please.

Joe Biden was very cute in his youth.

R123, the racists are the people like you who use "woke" as a pejorative

Do you mean this person r85?

r126 Cheers much appreciated! I bet that made Gene chuckle! r127 Thank you- you are right. I cant help it if I fancy somebody and it makes my manhood stiffen up so I deal with it with a bit of wonderful private wa***ing?

r128 Those are good suggestions but for some reason I am really curious about what DILF former Australian PM Malcolm Turnball would look like and Senator Tom Cotton !!

r131 Yes i think that might be him!! Thanks! What is his full name and does he still work in porn?

They're* all hot...correction (belated)..

I don't want to have sex with any of them. But I do want to have sex with that FaceApp.

The de-aged version of Boris Johnson kind of looks how Prince William look when he had a full head of hair.

I like how it transformed odious Doug Ford into a young Aldo Ray.

Anyone who uses "woke" negatively is a racist now? Lol. That's a way to control thought and keep modern woke ideas free from criticism.

And yes I know its origins. It slid over into a dogmatic ideology.

SO GOOOOOOOD

Chelsea Clinton, please

R138 Social Justice Warriors are incapable of nuance. They're warriors who believe they're fighting war.

r140 They can be worryingly over zealous.

R133 his name is Jack Bailey and yes he's still in porn.

[quote] [R123], the racists are the people like you who use "woke" as a pejorative

You object to "woke" as a pejorative but not "negro," "oriental," or Mexican as a stand-in for all Latinos?

r142 Thank you!! With Chris Damned hey! British porn star Craig Marks will be jealous .Chris kept on indicating he was going to travel to the UK to do a shoot with Craig among other things but its never happened despite Chris previously indicating Craig is one of his favourites. Craig throw a bit of shade about it, seemed a bit sore about it and they have stopped tweeting each other! Anyway Jack Bailey is a much hotter choice and I am going off topic!

That was fun! Thanks.

OP, please do Adam Kinzinger and John Fetterman, the Governor of Pennsylvania. Pretty pretty please!

I thought r22. had the best capture of a young McTurtle!

Fetterman is only the Lieutenant Governor and he's now a fat.

It makes some of them look alarmingly attractive. Please stop.

The only underlying connection I can see between the male pictures, and even some of the women's, is that they have been overly feminized, particularly in the mouth area.

I realize that feminine qualities are more associated with dewey youth, but this photo manipulation and staging is ridiculous. 2022 plastic ideals don't hold for how these people could even possibly have looked at their even grotesque best.

Yet, despite actual, real photographic evidence from their younger days, many MAGAts will scream in derision and demand support for their "young & cute" heroes, including Vlad Putin, the evil fucking dwarf himself.

Young Pence can get it!

And he’d probably like it…

RBG.

Paul Ryan

You're the kind of guy who explains jokes, aren't you r150?

This thread is supposed to be chill.

Gavin Newsome

R155. Is that the app or real photos? Because I recall him looking exactly like that.

I love playing with Face App, but I’ll stop posting now that OP is back in the game. Great job, OP!

This is my last one, but looks like you and I were doing Gavin at the same time!

Ok, I lied ..THIS is my last one.

The other day my friend challenged me to make this piece of trash look attractive.

She sort of looks like Julie Bowen in the “after” pic.

R47

Damn, Ben Carson looks HOT!

R50 why they became politicians😔

Oh, by all means, r157 share yours to your heart's content. The more the merrier! I think it would be interesting to see what it comes up with based upon which pictures and settings we choose, as well. The A.I. on this thing just fascinates me.

Fetus Trudeau

Filling more request orders from upthread:

Chuck Grassley

29th PM of Australia, Malcolm Turnbull

25th PM of Australia, John Howard

Tom Cotton

Michael Bloomberg (had to use the A.I. to close his mouth because it being open didn't transfer properly)

OP, you not only de aged them, you turned them into top models. Lindsey looks like the third and the most beautiful brother Sprouse.

Mike Pompeo

John Kerry

Howard Dean

Adam Kinzinger

John Fetterman (hair tweaked)

Sarah Huckabee-Sanders

RBG and Ryan clearly broke the app. My sides!

Governor of Georgia, Brian Kemp

Chris Christie

Nicolas Maduro, president of Venezuela

Andrew Cuomo

President of Mexico, Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador

Keir Starmer, UK Labour leader

Premier of Western Australia, Mark McGowan

Premier of Victoria, Dan Andrews

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De-aged and plastic surgefied. Only Biden looked as good back then.

Ben Carson and Ron Desantis could GET IT

Found a pic of Jair Bolsonaro from when he was in his early 20's, good looking but not as stunningly pretty as in R44's pic

Trying to decipher the formula for real life… It looks like it removes under eye bags, fills in the hairline, plumps the lips, removes any double chin or jowls, and then makes coloring more vivid.

Ordering Plexaderm and Just For Men as I type…

La Senatrice just posted OP's photo on his Scruff and Grindr profiles as his most recent pic.

My, my, my... who is the fine young gentleman that OP brought for our review. He seems to be of high moral character and depth of knowledge.

OP, does that filter work on cla... hands too?

Thank you op especially for my requests including r155 r164 Malcolm is yummy😍 Would Pope Benedict and Pope Francis count as politicians with them being heads of state or former ones? I wonder what they would look like!

I want to see some of these young men in college comedy movies. They are all so gorgeous.

Hey My Sides troll!!!

Funny how much "young Tom Cotton" at R166 looks like his name should be Tom Cohen.

I'm as curious as hell OP, can you could run Abe Vigoda or Danny Devito through that thing? You know, just for a quick giggle. TIA!

Do Emmanuel Macron and Marine Le Pen please!

"Do Emmanuel Macron "

It's going to be tough to improve on the real deal 😍

Do Marine Le Pen please.

I read this entire thread. Which was depressing, since all these “young” photos show people better-looking than I ever was. (Please just take my word on this.)

This is hilarious. Thank you, OP!

Boris Johnson actually was quite attractive when he was younger, in a Nordic way. Because he was also so rich and connected he got tons of beautiful women.

Thank you OP and others who contributed pics

Mitt Romney

Not OP, but here is your Abe Vigoda, r196.

Oh, sorry.

Young Marine Le Pen is cute.

Isn't stuff like this just Chinese or Russian AI identity theft shit?

[quote] Boris Johnson actually was quite attractive when he was younger, in a Nordic way. Because he was also so rich and connected he got tons of beautiful women.

No he wasn’t. That’s just blond tax.

R165 John Howard was a weird one. He and his wife are quite ordinary looking people and on election night he would trot out his talk, dark handsome sons.

@r202, Boris looks like a blond thug

Boris was always fug

Boris Johnson looked like a pimply school bully on Grange Hill.

Cory Booker!

Oh no. The real young Putin at R72 looks like a Friend of Dorothy.

Try Madonna and see if it breaks the app…

OMG! Abe Vigoda at R206 has major gay face! You can practically smell the cookies yourself! I bet he was getting busy with Max Gail behind the scenes at Barney Miller! Anyone have some tea to spill!!!

What? No Trump?

All of these guys have major gay face. Gotta love this app.

Actual young Howard Dean is not bad?

/link

Mitt was always handsome.

1991 pic of Ted Cruz.

The real Michael Bloomberg in 1964. Not a handsome young man.

Ted Cruz in HS

Love the title of the Daily Mail article at R184: Graham explains why he never married. A real head scratcher.

Miss Lindz has kept her beauty all this time.

Jimmy Carter was never much of a looker.

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Young Mike Pence. Yum.

I wonder when Chris Christie put on the 300 pounds.

Cruz was always ugly

Wow Ted Cruz is still fugly looking jeesh poor guy

Whenever I see that pic at R221, I get as moist as a snack cake. Down there.

On 2004 DL, everybody was fapping to that shirtless Howard Dean picture.

^ Too bad he had to go and "Aiy-EEEEE!" 😏

I bet you don't got nothing in your magic bag for me, OP.

R235, I had to look up “fap”. Thanks for my “word a day” addition.

Angie Merkel @ R46 looks like Macaulay Culkin in a wig.

Let's have some dead ones:

Bob Dole

John McCain

Strom Thurmond

George Wallace

Look how much bigger John Goodman got, r231...

Do Madonna!

Goodman lost a fair amount of weight for Righteous Gemstones

Oh wow, R241. I assumed Goodman has always been fat. I didn't recognize him at first but I do see the resemblance when I look closely.

R165 Fuck. The young John Howard looks like the guy who allegedly raped Brittany Higgins.

R57 He's the only one that remained ugly even after going through the app.

R53 They gave Putin the alt right/neo Nazi haircut.

Bump