Chris Pine shows off beautiful butt in All the Old Knives

He is definitely the “Best Chris”.

It's a little on the flat side, but I appreciate him doing this.

Looks like one of those erotic thrillers starring the likes of Shannon Tweed that would debut on VHS in the 80's.

He looks special

I am positive he has teh Aspergers

OP's title should have been "Chris Pine barely shows off beautiful butt in virtual darkness in All the Old Knives."

He’s not bright

Then save it to your phone and lighten it, you botched abortion

That ass is flat?

Meh…

Yeah, kind of flat

Bitchy queens! I don’t see Henry Cavill dropping trou for you, at least I am willing

He's cute. He seems more intelligent than the other Chrises. Him being on the spectrum is not odd. Many talented and artistic people are autistic. And it helps when you are cute and have Hollywood connections like him.

I am also convinced Evans is on the Spectrum.

Ergo, half of the Chrises are on the Spectrum.

#hotpeoplecanbeautistictoo

Most autistics are mentally retarded and weird looking

Chris Penn was on the spectrum.

[quote]half of the Chrises are on the Spectrum.

Chris Pratt isn't smart enough to be on the spectrum.

Christopher Crawford was on the spectrum.

St. Christopher was on the spectrum.

That's why he grabbed the Christ child and carried him off across the river like a baby snatcher.

I miss that ass!

HIs ass looks like the right buttock is okay but he has a mini flute and a slab of flab on the left side. So he has to flex to look like he has a decent ass but the left side is shot.

Was Chris Christie?

Spectrum people have a very specific stare

Very hard to explain… but Pine is always staring like this

I can’t get into this guy.

I don’t see the draw.

R24, tard face

the key to getting in is at R8

[quote]I can’t get into this guy.

I'd rather he get into me, deeply.

Chris Pratt is a tool. He was cute in Everwood and Parks and Rec. But now he's obnoxious and dreadful. Did turning into a hunk for Guardians and Jurassic World and the newfound Hollywood fame inflate his ego?

[quote]Chris Pratt is a tool. He was cute in Everwood

No, he was a tool there, too. Not cute at all. And dumb as fuck.

Are we sure that’s not a body double?

No, that's his real ass.

But what exactly was it that made him age so quickly including the left cheek of his butt?

[quote]He is definitely the “Best Chris”.

I dunno - I’d rather see where Chris Pratt sat!

I think people like her think Evans is the best Chris

He looks very old. Too much sun?

Too much BOOZE and DOPE!

The correct list: 1 Pratt, 2 Pine, 3 Hemsworth, 4 Evans.

Yes, this is what retarded people look like.

What evidence is Pine and Evans autistic though? Usually autistic people become musicians, writers, directors or athletes. I feel acting, modeling and the like would be boring and challenging for autistic individual. There is a lot of taking orders, standing still, having to interact a lot, posing for camera, needing to care about your looks and how people perceive you. A lot of autistic people are stubborn, dislike being told what to do, don't seem to care much about how others think of their appearance and hate having a break in their routine. They tend to just not do things that don't interest them which can create difficulty in being an independent adult.

Watch their interviews

They are very strange.

[quote]But what exactly was it that made him age so quickly including the left cheek of his butt?

Alcoholic, smoker, possible drug user. Aging him fast. His booze problem is well-known around LA.

He shaves his ass and sits in gin.

I want to be in him, quite deeply.

met...

R41 Socially awkward and introverted is not "strange." And being strange has nothing to do with autism. Look up Harmony Korine for w strange interview. The most charismatic and well-spoken celebrities are average looking to ugly or late-in-life successes because they had to be socially intelligent and lived normal lives. Evans hit the genetic lottery and got fame out of his teens. Chris Pine is from a Hollywood family and also goodlooking. So I think a lot of their "weirdness" is just being goodlooking white guys who didn't need to work hard in life thus lack the needed social skills.

“ Usually autistic people become musicians, writers, directors or athletes”

Usually autistic people end up in homes for the disabled. They rarely communicate other than grunts and hits .

Not always, r47.

He's beautiful, but does seem to be aging a little prematurely. Maybe he's trying to be taken more seriously, which is funny because he was always one of the more talented of the big Hollywood Chrises.

I prefer Hemsworth

Thrust, Chris, thrust!

HOLY CRAP HE HAS A BACKNIPPLE

That has to be the nipple of a parasitic twin. No other explanation.

He was the best part of the movie, which mostly illustrated why joining the CIA and its ilk is a horrible way to live a life. His extraordinary beauty is all I have taken away with me, as it would never once have occurred to me to join one of the DC initial agencies. There was one scene in which they could have shown his dong, but chose not to (of course).

Not recommended except for fans of Pine or Newton.

Hopefully they'll get him to rehab soon.

Anyway, he was right there on television, in plain sight of just [italic]everybody[/italic] on Amazon Prime.

He was nude.

He was NEWD.

Ughhh the movie showed him driving SOUTH on CA 1 in Big Sur and ending up in Carmel. I want to scream.

DL is the only place where people could think autistic men would make good Hollywood actors and not quit it out of sheer boredom.

I love this photoshoot. Channeling James Dean

I'd violate him

He looks like a mentally ill homeless man in r63's pic. Bare feet on a city street? Ugh!

R40 Wouldn't being a musician, a director or an athlete be boring too after a while? But your description in the second half of your comment would apply to a lot of female singers. Does that mean they are all autists?

I like him. He's odd.

I want him and Jake Gyllenhaal to fight like this

R67 with their penisses?

He's shown his butt before in a period movie about King Arthur. I believe he was bathing in a lake or pond, showed him nude from behind only.

If you watched the movie, he has a sex scene with a woman and you see a lot of his body. Lucky bitch got to press her body so close to his!

He has very nice thick hair! great eyes too.

R69 chest hair?

R40 Directors and musicians have far more creative freedom and don't have to maintain a certain public image or do tons of PR. It's easier to be off the grid too. Actors, pop stars and models are sold on their sex appeal, are expected to follow orders, be in the public eye a lot to promote and have to be careful with what they say and do.

Most autistic people do whatever they want and they do not care about their looks or understand social cues. They tend to be blunt and can offend people. It's easier to get away with this when you're writing, creating music, playing sports, making art, programming etc because those occupations put value on your creativity, intelligence and physical prowess. Rather than sex appeal, charisma or being able to connect to others socially. Also autistic people like games and patterns. They don't like unpredictability and a disruption of their routine. Being an actor and model would be an absolute bore because you have little to no freedom, you have to stand around and look pretty.

As he ages he's developing a distinct drunk face.

R70, I mean nice thick head of hair.

R71, most autistics are retarded

^ Retardation seems to suit you.

I don't think autism and aspie-ism should be mixed. It's two different things in terms of retardation. So maybe he is the latter rather than the former? But why would anyone suggest that anyways? Does he talk odd in interviews? Didn't someone once say Bradley Cooper is weird too in another thread? I don't notice it though. Can someone explain?

More butt.

More ass.

Star Trek, Horrible Bosses 2, Hell or High Water and Bottle Shock alone puts him above the other Chrises. I wonder if Anne Hathaway or Lindsay Lohan tried to hit that?

He had a non-butt-naked sex scene in the 2009 Star Trek.

R80 he has the same voice as dave rubin

I love Chris Pine for a variety of reason. But I don't like his alcoholism.

You probably wouldn't like his smoking and coke use either r82. Nor the unprotected buttsex.

R77, when you try to separate the differences,you seem ableist and in denial

R84 so the people who deny the differences are retarded too and we aren't allowed to point it out so we don't hurt their feelings?

R83 if he weren't circ'd he would use condoms cuz a dry glans already not sensitive enough. Sad. #buttsex

I want to see his dad, Robert Pine, nude.

R85, you’re ashamed to be autistic and get really irked when you are faced with so many typical autistics

R69, Chris briefly showed his cut cock in "Outlaw King":

I read the book. A very tidy twisty-turny well-written work.

But I remember no such scene it.

Well, one does what one must to sell.

Are we sure that's Chris' butt in the movie? It was very well developed with nice musculature. Chris at the time IRL looked like a hobo.

I don't think that butt is on this man....

I liked the movie but thought it was sad. I thought the empty restaurant was suspect from the beginning and the weirdo at the bar that didn't belong there. RUN CHRIS PINE!

Sad butt! Sad butt!

He really does look like a homeless junkie in his private life. I wonder if there's something mentally wrong with him.

Chris you show me candy ass now please sir daddy.

R93 maybe autism?

R91 So fucking HOT.

R93 Nah, he obviously doesn't care about shaving when he doesn't have to. OF COURSE, DL would think he has mental problems because he doesn't dress like he's on some fucking Bravo reality show.

[quote]He really does look like a homeless junkie in his private life. I wonder if there's something mentally wrong with him.

First how do you know it's not for a role, he's an actor. And do you expect him to walk around in a three piece suit? Take him off the pedestal, he's just a guy.

R96,?97 thinks he’s a masc bro

[quote]OF COURSE, DL would think he has mental problems because he doesn't dress like he's on some fucking Bravo reality show.

[quote]First how do you know it's not for a role, he's an actor. And do you expect him to walk around in a three piece suit? Take him off the pedestal, he's just a guy.

He's looked like a homeless junkie for years. Many pap pics of him walking around LA looking like a nutter.

Pajamas and flip flops in the airport.

Just watched the movie.

You can't take your eyes off Pine. He is at the peak of his masculine beauty.

He was mesmerizing.

Well... I guess the bad hygiene is proof Pine is straight.

He's truly a beautiful man.

I just saw it. Well done. He has aged but not that badly. Incredible eyes and those lips. He still has all kinds of movie star charisma.

R100 He reminds me of Caitlyn Jenner in that picture

He looks cleaned up at r100

He was so beautiful but he's really looking rough now. Aging has not been kind to him.

He's sexy.

That was years ago r108. He's gotten a bit haggard since then.

And you're fresh as a Daisy, right Petunia?

More ass.

C'mon.

Chris Pine and Thandiwe Newton had ZERO chemistry.