Deplorable Nazi Fuckface Madison Cawthorn Says He's Been Invited to Orgies in DC

I'm sorry I do not care how hot you are, if the cawk don't work then you don't get an invite. Wheel on by bitch!

Who knew Lindsey Graham had a fetish for the paralyzed?

Well with all the black cawk he takes, I'm sure Lindsey isn't unfamiliar with a wheelchair.

How do we know that his cock doesn’t work? Not everyone in a wheelchair has that problem.

R4 He's a MAGAT. Their cocks don't work, paralyzed or not.

The complaints from his bible college coeds were that he forcibly touched them and it wasn't making them grab his dead earthworm dick

I was once at a sex club in DC and thought this guy was his. He was sitting on a bench. I wasn't sure if he was I to me so I stood across the room and rubbed my dick though my pants.

He didn't make a move to come over so I figured he was no interested.

About 15 minutes I heard a thump like someone fell down. Next thing I see is this same guy pulling himself across the floor since he was a paraplegic. Oops.

So would they have just laid him on the floor and people could come ride him or something?

his mouth still works

Yo Madison, orgy at Chad's place, Friday night,1313 Mockingbird Lane

His junk allegedly works.

Who alleges, R11?

R11 According to who? Him?

This fucker does nothing but lie. He lied about being accepted into the Naval Academy. He lied about training for the Paralympics.

The Founding Fathers would be so fucking proud.

Did he say they were gay orgies?

All lies.

Anything to maintain attention.

Bend him over and line up every guest to fuck the shit out of him from both ends all night. He'd love it!

Gimp fetishes are real, I don't know why, but they are

R11 Trust me, his junk doesn't work. Why do you think I left after 8 months?

I bet he's the perfect bottom to fuck rough, would feel nothing and you could go as deep as possible

[quote] you could go as deep as possible

His legs and ass are shriveled. One couldn't go very deep.

Hey Maddy, orgy at my place friday night, i'm on the sixth floor, no lift in my building

^ Don't worry going down is easier...

He seems....special.

THERE'S NO SUCH THINGS AS DC ORGIES!

[quote] i'm on the sixth floor

Nothing good ever comes from the sixth floor.

She really has an inflated sense of self regarding her sexual worth.

I said ‘Arby’s!’

I'd rather have the Marvel orgies instead

I prefer this marvel orgy.

R5 = Stormy Daniels

He’s like the designated driver—watch and maybe take some pics.

You weren't supposed to talk about this publicly, bitch!

How fucked up is it that a member of the United States Congress can come out and say something like this and it’s not even shocking anymore?

@r34, I told you NOT to invite Sitler, Tom

[quote]THERE'S NO SUCH THINGS AS DC ORGIES!

There sure isn’t!

I like a gentleman caller who has his own wheels!

I'll bring my mobility scooter!

He said he was impotent in a deposition. He is a pig, but why would someone lie about something kind of humiliating?

Is he even fecally continent?

How the hell do people vote for this dirtbag of a human being?

Does he wear a colostomy bag?

These “DC orgies” are the work of evil people that Judge Jackson gave short sentences to!

R40 That opens little poison Cawthorne berry to more fetishists. Diapers, scat, infantile shit, and all that jazz/jizz.

Why would he bother dating and assaulting women in college if he couldn’t get it up? ANd why would he get married?

[quote] Is he even fecally continent?

I'll bring the wet wipes!

[quote]Why would he bother dating and assaulting women in college if he couldn’t get it up? ANd why would he get married?

Because he’s a piece of shit

ParaScat? ParaNasty!

[quote] He said he was impotent in a deposition. He is a pig, but why would someone lie about something kind of humiliating?

He said a lot of things in depositions that weren’t true and were demonstrable lies.

As for why he’d say he’s impotent, if you’re faced with a sexual assault or harassment allegation, the fact that you’re impotent may sway some people (like r45) to believe you’d never do a thing like that.

[quote] Why would he bother dating and assaulting women in college if he couldn’t get it up?

He assaulted women because he couldn't get it up.

Put a sombrero filled with chips and salsa on him and let him work the room.

Trust me, those orgies can make a fella hangry.

Fundraiser? Don't his principles tell him he should thrive or fail based on his own efforts?

Why wasn't I invited?

Hector PROJECTOR!

Maddy seems to have a rich homoerotic fantasy life.

I just assume he'd be used as a drink cart.

The interview that this is taken from is with a superMAGA Youtuber from NC named The Warrior Poet. He’s some wanna-be tough guy and prepper who also manages to come across as a flaming Mary. He obvious dies his hair and beard, which always makes a guy look femmy to me. At one point in the interview they both fanboy out about the Spider-Man films, discussing how much the series has taught them about the world and the dangerous times we’re living in.

@r53, "Why wasn't I invited?

—Aaron Cockgobbbler Schock"

We already overbooked skanky bottoms

I believe Madison. I bet Madison walks it back though and says he was just kidding...You aren't allowed to talk about orgies and I bet some very powerful people call him to remind him of that. A gay writer years ago wrote about a Flamboyant "straight" married Senator who was flaming when off script. He said every other word out of the Senators mouth was "Girl" this and "Girl" that. Madison would be quite a novelty act at an orgy. And did anyone see Hawley and Gaetz the other day? These two look like adult "party" pals. Pic...

This is his idea of an orgy.

Roll his ass into the closet and forget about him. Plenty of guys out there just as pretty without being Nazi's with broken junk.

What does the Nazi possess?

R62 Too much free time, apparently.

@r61, " Plenty of guys out there just as pretty without being Nazi's with broken junk. "

🤣🤣

I'll put that on my Grindr... "No Nazis, No Broken Junk"

"I don't have a lot of wisdom"

^ But yet he has a whole lot of stupid 🤔

Whomever invited White Power Wheels to the party with his limp dick is a demented person.

They were using him as the lube cart...kinda like a cigarette girl.

"Let's invite the cripple guy" .

Madisons Lies even pissed off the Handicapped....He claimed he was "training for the Paralympics"....LINK.....

[quote] somebody whose junk doesn't work

Oh, it works. Trust me.

They were going to Carrie him by dropping a bucket of jizz on his head.

[quote]Deplorable Nazi Fuckface Madison Cawthorn Says He's Been Invited to Orgies in DC. Like anybody's gonna want somebody whose junk doesn't work rolling around at an orgy.

Perhaps it's the colostomy bag community?

[quote] Oh, it works. Trust me.

Yeah, ok. I’m sure you know.

Boq invited him because he has the hots for Galinda and she asked him to do it as a favor.

@r71, I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw Sitler

Invited to be the towel and lube boy?

Shouldn't the religious right be calling on him to out these sinners. The Democrats are for the most part better looking. Once a generation the repubs get a hottie like him so they don't care about the wheelchair etc

Drink cart, lube cart, towel boy? Oh no, he's not good enough for that. He's the coat rack by the entrance.

The orgy’s up here, Madison…

He;s a dumb cunt

I can be his fantasy able-bodied stand-in!

Nobody likes a dirty shitter to mud up an orgy, Madison.

I'm douched and ready, R83!

[quote]How the hell do people vote for this dirtbag of a human being?

They're about not to vote for him, the weasel, and he'll be on the streets and end up on an episode of Soft White Underbelly.

Of course he was invited. He has wheels. What better place to set our drinks, but on the top of his head?

They may have just wanted to use his chair as a sling.

Don't listen to these homos, Madison. My Russian girls would love to pee on a macho young man like you!

Did he say he was impotent in a deposition because he was accused of raping someone?

Perhaps he was invited to the Orkneys and thought it was the same thing.

NOW we know why Pete Buttigieg always looks so tired. You know HE has been invited. Though I doubt the invites are extended to Chasten.

Has anyone (press) ever ASKED him if his junk works? I know a question like that is really cruel and meant to humiliate but that dude deserves it.

They may have thought he was a female, being named “Madison” and all.

It’s “Madysyn”

R71 The Nazis probably siphon his jizz off regularly, if so.

He's a pathological liar, so I doubt he was being honest about his impotence. If he wasn't trying to get out of an accusation then he was probably trying to bilk an insurance company for greater damages over his loss...

Honestly, if this is happening at all, you just KNOW it's a whole lotta wingnut evangelical freaks. You know those whores have been dying to get out of whatever little hellhole they were forced to grow up, escape mommy and daddy and the preacher man and get their everloving freak on! This is every wingnut in history: ooooohhhhhhhhh now's my chance! I'll still preach that bible shit morning, noon, and night, but no, not at night, at night is ME TIME, and I am fucking ready!

I have to say he is hot as fuck. I love frat bro type of guy wearing a hat backwards like that.

Drinks tray.

When every night that set that smart is

Intruding at nudist parties

In studios

Anything goes

I’m still in shock over his childish handwriting

[quote]Is he even fecally continent?

[quote]Does he wear a colostomy bag?

The shit comes out of his mouth.

R102 That it does. 💩

[quote]How the hell do people vote for this dirtbag of a human being?

That magic (R) after thr name.

At these orgies does he play Blanche?

Why did he even announce this?

R106 Because it's a lie meant to trash the Democratic Party, and Maddy specializes in lies.

R107 Listen, if anybody's having orgies, it's the Republicans, not the Democrats. They're all a bunch of closeted pervs.

What's going on with that lawsuit trying to block Roller Nazi from running again?

@r17, "Because it's a lie meant to trash the Democratic Party"

Huh? Sitler wants people to think that DEMS invited him to an orgy? 🤣🤣

LOL. Is he really bragging about being invited to Roger Stone's Swinger parties? Or is this some lame attempt to threaten his own people to help him get re-elected, or else out them as swingers?

What would he be able to do at an orgy? Be a naked door stop?

^ He has a lot of being a door stop experience

He'd make a great pizza topping

Hah, kind of tough and gristlely

Nothing like the intoxicating smell of Baza cleanser, ComfortBaths, and caked shit to get the orgy started!

R110 Yes, he's implying it's Democrats who are holding orgies and inviting him. LOL!

^ That's too funny, there isn't a Dem who would even talk to him much less fuck him🤣

R118 Just more utter BS from this lying Nazi asshole.

R98 Before his accident, the DL fags would have been lining up to fuck him off.

The twats on DL may be hard up, but even they draw the line at crippled Nazis.

To be what, a drink caddy?

Look as someone who has spent time in political work, both in DC and elsewhere, this is probably the most true thing Cawthorn has said in public life. Cocaine use is rampant in DC, it is literally the fuel that powers much of the government, and when they aren't working they have a lot of kinky sex. I mean what do you expect it to be like when you basically populate a town almost entirely with fratty college Republicans and Democrats, plus suddenly cool nerds, and say ok y'all get to run everything.

Madison endorsed Oho MAGA Clown Josh Mandel for the Senate...

R123, those aren’t the people that Cawthorn is speaking about. He said, particularly, that is was people he’d “looked you to his whole life.”

That’s not staffers which, I will admit from experience, live the life you are describing. However, this is not the behavior of members of Congress, only their staffers.

I want to hear the press grilling republican congressmen and women ( of course ) if they have been invited to the orgies that Cawthorn insists are happening.

Who do you think among your colleagues is inviting Madison to these orgies might be a fun question.

Why would anyone invite that useless eunuch to an orgy unless it was to piss on him?

R125 I know for sure, it is not only staff members...

It isn't all of them, but the members, on both sides, can be freaks as well.

An orgy with Rick Scott, Marge Greene, this loser, McConnell, and Lindsey G?

Er..

Sounds more like a Group Pity Fuck that identifies as something else.

It's no secret that the young members of the staff like to mingle and party. It's part of their social and political networking.

R129 You left out Ted Cruz as the pass around party bottom!

(excuse me while I go vomit)

He's mighty purty. And he pings. Me know care if he works for Himmler. Line him up.

Manchin's yacht, featuring Miss Lindsey, must have some delicious cocktail parties. Would those Senators invite a lowly freshman Congressman? Maybe a few senior House members such as Kevin McCarthy and Gym Jordan.

Louie Gohmert is popular with that crowd

If Jethro Hawley or "here comes Tommy Cottontale" ain't there putting out, not interested.

^Cottontail? Either works.

Someone needs to guard the car key bowl. He wasn't invited as a participant.

I'm sure his calendar and Matty Gaetz's sync up more than a few times. Just sayin'.

I can't imagine someone such as Ben Sasse there. He's careful & not desperate.

A party that includes Roger Stone and Nestor is the most popular guy there, should have Maddy a talking.

I'm wondering if the orgies led to his divorce.

.. breaks up more marriages than Hope Hix.

Nobody touch my Kavanaughty!

What can Roller Nazi really offer at an orgy? Oral and kissing?

[quote]Maybe they wanna put a serving tray on him.

LOL!

This is the one time I believe him. You know DC is full of closeted 'mos, particularly the conservative ones and regardless of sexuality, they're mostly lecherous, old, white men.

I always remember the line in Hannibal when Ray Liotta playing a DOJ official says "This town is full of corn-pone country pussy."

I can’t believe all these hateful comments. He’s beautiful. I would fuck this hot kid’s ass as often as I could. I’ve heard rumors about party boats for years so I’m thinking there’s so truth to Mr. Cawthorne’s tales.

I bet those orgies looks a lot like the one Frank took Dennis to.

I don't care what any of y'all say, Madison is HOT AS FUCK!!!

^ You really need to get out more.

I noticed he's getting fat in the midsection.

Maddy's gotten herself in trouble! Hope she remembers to empty her catheter and colestomy before he gets called in for the lecture!

I am concerned about these remarks.

Personally, I have higher standards than to fuck Neo-nazis like Cawthorn, R146 and R148.

I already believed him, but now I know it's definitely true with that info, R151. So all of the vile, Fascist, terrorist, insurrectionist shit isn't worthy of a talking to by McCarthy, but this is? McCarthy himself is an adulterer. They're all whores. I think Romney is the only one who is not.

Kevin McCarthy would be the weird one at the orgy, alone in the corner leering at the others and beating his meat.

sit & spin

Maybe they need to raise the age limit of House of Reps to 30. This kid is a mess.

Maddy's spilling Repub secret, uh-oh!

His lips are as loose as his hole! Kevin better shut Nazi Maddy leaking ends before he gives out too much information about some of the R's running for reelection.

I'm sure Lauren Bobert has had more than one train pulled on her.

Choo Choo! All ABOOOOOOARD!!!

I'm sorry but Fucking Miss Madison crippled shit-filled ass is GROSS as all HELL. All that neo-Nazi dirty crippled shit&smells that cum out of his body. I would LOVE to dick-slap the crippled faggot,watch him suck Black& Latino dick while they degrade him, shot all over his Southern Nazi queer face. I would hate fuck Paul Ryan& faggot Tom Cotton,Miss Rubio,and Miss Booker.

R140 His wife was a Russian to whom he met at a fake cross fit competition after he was introduced by an acquaintance he met in a St. Petersburg casino.

She got all the inside information she was tasked with and they divorced seven months later.

[quote]So would they have just laid him on the floor and people could come ride him or something?

"A la cart[sic]" They'd just roll him around to service everyone.

I'm sure they just wanted to see him swallow a few dicks. Who's to say he wouldn't have gone but I bet the men in question are gross looking. Never forget the Reps that all lived in the offices and use the gym showers to save money. Paul Ryan was like their mascot. We know Aaron Schock is the type to present hole to anyone present so the fact that there is a group of orgy loving congressmen in the GOP does not surprise me.

Uh oh. Wheelchair Maddie done stepped in some shit. Oh, wait…

I find it a little hard to believe that wheelchair-bound men are very popular at orgies.

Can you imagine how dirty and stinky his asshole must be? Or how shriveled his dick is? He's probably absolutely revolting naked.

They probably wanted to gather kompromat on him to keep him in line if needed.

R165 I hate to say this but I knew a guy who loved to fuck guys in wheel chairs because he said you could be as rough as you wanted and they never complained. He was a creepy dude.

[quote]Why would he bother dating and assaulting women in college if he couldn’t get it up? ANd why would he get married?

You can't be this simple. Rape (and marriage) have a lot more to do with power than sex. He's clearly dripping with rage from every pore, so sexual assault without sexual function or pleasure is hardly that difficult to understand.

I... don't think he was invited to the orgy by a gay top, R168.

Do you know anything about swingers? They're pretty homophobic.

R170 who knows I didn’t read what he actually said, but I will say the guy that liked to fuck guys in wheelchairs went on to work on the hill, not sure if he is still there, which is what made me think of it. I know at one time he was a Republican but I think he was one of the Never Trumpers so he might be working for a Dem now.

Just when you thought they couldn't get crazier.

MADison is going to be a problem.

He's just rolling his way out of Congress.

Can this asshole even cum?

R174 just like Cheeto Trump

[quote]He's just trolling his way out of Congress.

FTFY

Not popular with his elders, a'tall.

Maddy loves his DL fan base.

He always has his mouth open with that stupid look on his face. He has the facial expressions of a child.

Actually, he’s probably wearing a bag, so his ass should be clean as a whistle.

I don't want to get invited to an orgy where he's invited. It must be some really weird sex freak fetish party.

R182 I personally just don't want people randomly inviting me to orgies.

I prefer my orgies to be Nazi and Q loon free.

Says he saw a GOP congressman doing a "key bump".

As pointed out on Twitter, people who know what a "key bump" is normally have firsthand knowledge.

He's making fun of gays, lesbians, and bisexuals with that shirt, R179. "LGBFJB: Pride" = "Let's go Brandon Fuck Jo Biden: Pride". So, he's taking out his full colostomy bag and squirting feces all over the LGBT Pride idea.

For those without firsthand knowledge:

Key bump:

The act of using a key to snort a drug. The drug is spooned onto the key and the placed near the nostril for inhalation.

r187:

Many of you seem to be glossing over the fact that it is REPUBLICANS who are inviting him to these sex and coke parties.

He says "people I admired' (or something to that effect) and we knew there are no Democrats he's admired, and none that would socialize with him.

So his GOP peers are more than a bit peeved about him painting them as perverts and coke fiends

^^should have said ALLEGEDLY inviting him

But we should demand an investigation into it. At the least troll them on Twitter about it

The sister of an old friend had one of those colostomy bags - woah! The smell! My friend would tell her to go to the grocery store across the street to empty the bag. I feel sorry for the Representatives who have to share those bathrooms.

R189, SOME Republicans are involved in the cocaine and orgies. Some aren't and want to know which of their colleagues, are. Sounds like Maddy is causing the R's more in-fighting. Sad!

I suspect one elderly South Carolinian in particular is curious

[quote]The Democrats are for the most part better looking. Once a generation the repubs get a hottie like him so they don't care about the wheelchair etc

Yes. I want Jim Himes in me quite deeply

[quote]So his GOP peers are more than a bit peeved about him painting them as perverts and coke fiends

Right, because it's not like fucking Donald Trump being the leader of that scumbag party alone, doesn't render any notion of their party for "family values," complete bullshit. I mean my God, the party is just chock-full of pervs and predators, so who in the fuck is under the delusion they are not? How many "pro-life" assholes do they have who have forced abortions on their mistresses?

their party being*

The type of House members who would engage Maddison, would be Tea-Party types, those who voted against certifying the election of Joe Biden in certain states. Other Republicans try to avoid being photographed with Maddison, and keep their distance from him at social events. The same is true regarding MTG and Boebert, and a few others depending on the situation.

r197 any of them would associate with Maddison. He was a sort of media darling and has a traditionally handsome face with dick sucking pink lips. They want him, women want him, even some gays can't deny he's hot in the face. It's all the rest that's unfortunate. I can see him getting an invite to a party, then someone telling him that a bunch of swingers go there. Maddison puts that together in that interview to mean he was invited to an orgy.

I don't know why he's making coke into a big deal. Coke is still in style and before COVID, I remember doing lines in the bathroom during happy hour with coworkers. It's still seen as glamorous.

[quote] so who in the fuck is under the delusion they are not?

Tens of millions of Really Stupid People who voted for them

Weren't a whole truckload of Trump's crowd into orgies? I read many times that Steve Mnuchin and his wife were regulars at West Coast orgies. Roger Stone is notoriously and publicly depraved. Didn't Manafort's daughter say that he forced his wife to participate in gang bangs? And that's not even counting the unknown sick things that Trump probably does on a regular basis.

Djt likes pee pee girls & suckie-suckie from Miss Thang.

R200 if I saw Steve Mnuchin at any sort of social event with sexual overtones I would run out screaming. That man looks like every Nazi villain in every WW2 movie ever made.

[quote]Gimp fetishes are real, I don't know why, but they are

I had a boyfriend who worked in a video store in college back in the late 80s/early '90s long before porn became something obtained from the privacy of one's own home. There was a porn section, of course, and the sub-specialties blew him away. It wasn't the scat or urination titles so much, but the amputee, gimp, and geriatric porn. I was in my 30s when he told me about his video store clerk days and I hadn't heard about the last three fetishes. Weird random operant conditioning, I guess.

MSM has picked up the story. It’s got legs. Unlike Sitler.

Pics or GTFO, Roller Nazi!

R205, do you really want pics of like Chuck Grassley at an orgy?

Good point R206. We don't need to see Chuck Grassley's wrinkly old dong.

MADison is serial liar. He's lying about this, too, but it shows what he fantasizes about.

I 100% believe Madison. In the video he looks like he had a beer and was "off script".....He wasn't making that up. Believe me. I used to "work" around a lot of wealthy men. (never in D.C).... I have never done cocaine but I saw plenty of rich old men do it.

What's really incredible about this story is that the Republicans have no problem with their members participating in an insurrection and act of domestic terrorism or attending white nationalist rallies, but oh, boy - they draw the line at the orgies!

[quote]We don't need to see Chuck Grassley's wrinkly old dong.

Speak for yourself. It is quite delightful.

Bet that pretty mouth had a lot of cock back in his college days.

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Those women would have turned him down.

No one wants to fuck one of Jerry’s Kids.

Group sex/orgies where your wife has sex with a roomful of men?

PS- these texts about Manafort forcing his wife to have sex with other men were everywhere on the internet in 2017. They are now very hard to find. Somebody has spent a lot of money and/or been requested/required to remove these texts about manafort’s sex life

Yep. I’ve heard about things like this

This might be the only thing Madison Cawthorn has ever told the truth about.

WTF is with these conservative men who get off on being cucks? So many of them.

They want to watch hard, thrusting dicks & jiggling male buttocks while those dicks thrust. But they’re not gay! Really, they’re not! They’re ordinary, healthy male heterosexuals. Really.

R219 Sometimes surrogacy and attraction can be tough to distinguish from one another.

[quote] Deplorable Nazi Fuckface Madison Cawthorn Says He's Been Invited to Orgies in DC

Did he tell you this personally, OP?

The GQP Lord sayeth:

"Share thy wife with the heathens and feast thine eyes on her loins being plundered like the theif plunders the king's coffers! As she is plundered, your connection to the kings of old who's riches were similarly plundered is assured! As her womanly vessel is filled and over-filled by heathens, and as you watch and your own rod is stiffened by Satan and his minions, know that you are ensuring your place in the kingdom of heaven through your suffering and trials that all kings face while on Earth. Amen."