What is Leo DiCaprio’s sexual orientation?

You left off an option: Lolita Complex and/or Career Strategist.

The fat fuck famously only dates MUCH younger women, and also only dates women whose careers don't intersect with his own and who will thus never eclipse him or use him to get ahead.

Maybe if he had spent his teen years reflecting and maturing, instead of going for Oscar Gold and spreading his cheeks for Tiger Beat and Playgirl, he wouldn't be so fucked up in his forties now.

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R1 Maybe Leo would be normal if he wasn’t surrounded by sex offenders in his youth.

R2 What kind of witless chickenshit "A Lister" devotes 20+ years of his life to an endless string of "PR Relationships" only? I'm not buying that every one of these is staged. What does he have to gain by faking interest in anonymous nobodies?

It's far more likely that Leo's dick simply likes younger and hotter cooze.

Leonardo DiCaprio's sexual orientation is

GAYSEXUAL

R4 Stephen Trask outed Leo for having fake/hired girlfriends but believe whatever you want.

R5 Proclaim it all you want. There's still no confirmation that it's true.

And even if it were, he's never going to fuck you creepy old fruits. He'd simply switch to fucking 19yo MALE models.

I've always gotten an asexual vibe from him. He's not an unattractive man and he has charisma, but I've never been able to imagine him having sex with anyone.

R7- It's not 1997 anymore- Leo DiCaprio is now an OLD FRUIT.

R9 I don’t want Leo and that’s not why I created this poll. I created this poll because there have been very interesting discussions about his sexuality on DL, as well as his friendship with Lukas, so I wanted to know what the consensus on here was.

R8 Do you always think he was asexual? Because watching his older films like Catch Me If You Can or The Departed, I don’t think he comes off as asexual in them.

R3 Does this video explain why he is overweight?

Is Dicaprio still forskinned?

Wow, even on the Datalounge - and only counting people who can be arsed voting on a poll about Leo - half of them have no noticed he is closeted.

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100% gay!

str8.

not even heteroflexible

just willing to suck a dick to get ahead.

Goes North

I've never found him sexy. When he was really young, he was cute. He went from cute to "Why is he so popular? I don't get it." He always seems pouty to me. I don't care who he fucks or not.

Can't blame him for hiding it, if he isn't straight. I mean, look at what happened to Zachary Quinto after he outed himself about six years ago. He's in blockbuster films as Spock, but otherwise, he's stuck doing indie flicks and tv work (including doc series and cooking shows). Chris Pine is doing great, his costar in all those Star Trek films. He's a star in the mainstream. Many big movies for him. It's unfair.

R19 He’s been famous for over 30 years, had countless hit movies, won and Oscar, and has hundreds of millions of dollars. How much more does he need? He’s hardly a new actor still trying to break Hollywood. No reason for him to still be closeted at almost 50.

I masturbated to this picture of Leonardo today and imagined his fat rolls banging against my ass.

Does he fuck Luke Haas?

I don't know but he seems to lack warmth.

Smoker? That’s disappointing.

Everyone in Hollywood is gay/bi

[quote]Chris Pine is doing great, his costar in all those Star Trek films. He's a star in the mainstream.

And Pine has had as many cocks as Quinto.

OMG r21. There is no excuse for a man with Leo's $$$$ and resources to have a disgusting body like that.

[quote]Smoker? That’s disappointing.

You could probably count the number of nonsmoking actors/actresses on one hand. Actors and actresses have always been known to be smokers.

I’m done posting about Leo and Lukas. DL’s intense hatred for Leo has ruined the fun in posting about them.

Well, if he can't even reach 50% of the gay/bi vote on DataLounge, then I think you have your answer.

(Straight)

(And fucked up)

At this stage I frankly pity him if he’s gay. As r20 said, he reached a point in his career which where he has everything, so not to say fuck it and come out is just sad. Though maybe he feels he has lied fortoo long to come out now?

If he’s not gay, well, good for him to fuck around when he can.

R30

Maybe this is what the girlfriends are for. He expects them to look great. And to just…look?

A few weeks ago at a Hollywood bar, playboy was partying without his bonafide. He had two of his crew with him. He’d been drinking. Or something. He seemed very …accessible and uninhibited. Once he found his target, he made his approach, with his friends as backup. After spending some time flirting with the dude, a very cute, young gay dude, he made a special request:

He asked him if he would be into a three-way situation, but the third participant would be a woman. The woman would be watching as the two of them got down. In his line of work, it’s all about variety. After so many years of anything at any time, he needs as many flavours as possible.

Threads like this bring frau scurrying out of the woodwork (R7– “creepy old fruits”. Really?)

I honestly don’t know, but I think he is hiding who he is and presents something of a blank mask to the public. Maybe that’s why some say he’s asexual. A sexuality is extremely rare, though. He just doesn’t want to give anything away. He was camp in his younger days and I find it hard to believe he and Lukas are just good friends.

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Celebrities are surrounded all the time by beautiful women. Especially him. He boasts an impressive track record, minus one infection, and so you would think, for a regular, non famous girl, even a really, really beautiful non famous girl, it would be an insurmountable obstacle to catch his eye…right?

Not so.

But just because it’s easy to attract him doesn’t mean it’s easy to … pleasure him. Turns out his libido doesn’t quite match up to the legend. And his prowess isn’t exactly the smoothest either. SO disappointing.

She and her girlfriends found him at a club in Vegas recently. Danced in front of his booth and eventually caught his eye. He sent over the bodyguard, they were invited to join, and soon everyone ended up in his suite, even though he’s supposed to have a sexy steady. On this night however he was playing single.

First he asked his evening’s target to give him a massage. She obliged. Eventually they ended up alone in his room. Making out turned to sex. He used a condom and went through the conventional motions. Highly unimaginative and even a little… gross?

Apparently our superstar superstud releases the most unpleasant sound effects. Grunts and groans and straight up no rhythm pounding, making it clear that without a cinematographer and a world class director, he isn’t exactly the undercover loverboy we all believed he was.

Like, no moves whatsoever.

Needless to say, his lame technique wasn’t getting him anywhere, so in relief he asked her to fondle his boys instead. By boys I mean balls. A gorgeous, willing girl in his bed, game for anything… and in the end he could only finish in his own hand in front of her.

Too much champagne, I guess. But still… dude… if this is how you stray, you might need to work on your alcohol to erection ratio. This kind of thing is an embarrassment.

R33 I agree. Also don’t forget The Great Gatsby. The chemistry between Leo and Tobey in that film is palpable.

R10 Leo and I are as close as can possibly be for two males.

r30 Nah, but we have proof Leo is a good actor.

That sexuality you get when you're a sexual abuse victim.

Leo was getting fucked regularly by David Blaine around 200-2007. Both were versatile and often invited friends to watch. They're both twisted fucks.

[quote]Both were versatile and often invited friends to watch. They're both twisted fucks.

How does that make one a "twisted fuck?" Some of you are such purse-lipped Aunt Marys.

Once he hits 50 he will marry whatever barely legal girlfriend is at the top of the rotation and start a family. Although "Sex and The City" was ridiculous they were correct on the "Men are like Cabs" theory, Season 3 Episode 8.

He's 52

Whoops sorry he's 47!

Because every guy starts a family when hitting 50? Only movie star I can think of who did this was George Clooney (was he 50? Too lazy to look it up.). Guys including film stars are way more likely to start a family at around 35 or never.

R44 See: George Clooney, Richard Gere, Al Pacino, Cary Grant, Jeff Goldblum, Chris Noth, Simon Cowell, Hugh Grant, Warren Beatty, David Letterman, Bryan Adams, Jonathon Silverman, Adam Clayton, Guy Pearce

To pick one example - Wildly heterosexual Jeff Goldblum was married and divorced as a young man and became a father in his mid sixties. How does he compare to the Leo situation? Yes, men can possibly father babies later in life, that is known, but doesn't explain your claim that once Leo DiCaprio hits 50 he'll marry whoever model is under contract at the moment and make babies. At all.

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Publicity.

When is he going to do another gay role?

I don’t even care. I’m sick of him and his doughy concubine Lucas.

Sure a lot of asexual actors. Why do gays find it so hard to say gay?

Do you think Leo knows how to eat ass well?

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I voted "bisexual". But then I remembered what Lukas Haas looks like. I'm changing my vote to "Fucked Up".

R54 It must be true love for Leo to choose Lukas of all the guys in the world he could have.

Can anyone seriously picture him drooling and falling all over a pretty woman a la Affleck?

Leo seems sniffy, disdainful and barely conscious and tolerant of the existence of females, at best.

Bump

PRsexual

Wasn't there some gossip thread talking about some chick who bedded Leo and her describing him as disconnected with headphones on and he just laid there?

Bathtub of salt, but I used to work at the Beverly Center (a mall in LA) in the early aughts when I was in college. Everyone or a lot of people still smoked and there was a smoking section where the girls and gays would gossip. This hot girl told me she had dated Leo and that his mom had this high inappropriate relationship with him. She would bathe him into his teen years and that she would feed him baby food. She said he is kind asexual and fucked in the head. Who knows, but it's not out of the question.

Asexual man does not exist. There aremany fucked up sexually, but they have hetero, straight or bi orientation.

I thinks you are mixing asexual and aromantic.

sorry, meant hetero, gay or bi

R13 It seems so

I think these girlfriends are contracted, but I’m not convinced he’s gay. I voted asexual/fucked up sexually.

The fact that Leo is so normcore, boring, graceless and sauceless is what's making everyone say asexual. No-one wants to fuck him.

He's like the opposite of the late Prince Rogers Nelson, whom no-one could peg, but all assumed he was omnisexual, because regardless of who he was with he exuded charm and confidence and individuality that stood out. And he was pretty, well-dressed/groomed and not fat, too, which probably helped.

R45 Bryan Adams isn't gay/bi? Thought the DL consensus have it that he is.

R65 Prince was extremely talented musician and attractive flamboyant little androgynes (but probably straight) guy, but I don't get the comparison between him and Leo. They don't come from the same line, same generation, have no similarity at all.

[quote][R8] Do you always think he was asexual? Because watching his older films like Catch Me If You Can or The Departed, I don’t think he comes off as asexual in them.

Are you serious? It's called ACTING. He's an actor and for a very long time. He's been acting since he was a child.

Just because a male performer acts as if he's attracted to a woman, or a man, in a film or a TV show performance, that doesn't prove if the actor is straight, gay or bisexual.

These days, I have to wonder if any intelligent people post at DL. There is little logic in much of what is posted at DL.

R54, just because Charles is with Camilla doesn’t mean that Charles isn’t straight.

Lukas Haas is the Camilla Parker-Bowles to Leo’s Prince Charles.

R69 I believe that Charles is a submissive straight guy. My female friend has this twink on Tinder that is showering her with offers to be her sub. At first I thought he was a closet case (I know, stupid of me, but my first reaction was that a guy that wants to be submissive needs a man), but she says that he is obsessed with eating pussy and loves busty women. So, he probably is straight but wants to be dominated by a woman.

Just because Leo isn't oozing sex, he is not asexual. this is a completely ridiculous standard. How many people (his age, race, sex) ooze sex more than he doe?. Some sure, maybe even 25% or 30?, but all others are not asexual, Jesus. Leo is also closeted and trying hard to be seen in a non sexual way.

He came off somewhat sex obsessed in youth, as asexuals do not. I think Leo viewed himself as omnisexual, but is a homosexual at the core. And Lukas is his husband. Sometimes humans mate for life or at least a very long time, what should I tell you.

I say it for the third time, no men is asexual. Fucked up sexuality doesn't mean asexual. You have sexually fucked up hetero, gay, bi men. Every man must shoot his load.

Now some guys have lower T levels, some have lower sex drive, but there is no man without any sexual drive. Except if it is caused by some rare medical conditions.

R67 "probably straight" there is nothing straight about prince. He was bisexual before I knew the word "bisexual". Even as a kid he pinged my innocent gaydar. I am a black female by the way.

Back when I was a youngins, I thought Prince was a woman with a painted on beard

R74 idk about Prince. Some people think he was a straight autogynephile.

No gay man would go out and about looking so slobby.

Asexuality isn't a sexuality. That's like calling atheism a religion. Asexual people just have no libido but are still straight, bi or gay.

I've read an article a couple of years ago that he was hitting on Cara Delevingne at some party, but she turned him down.

Fat and married.

Where’s his mother been? I feel like there used to be shots of her, but there haven’t been in many years.

R79 is he dumb, desperate, or just blind? Cara’s clearly never willingly had cock in her life.

How convenient, hitting on a dyke.

She's bi. She did had boyfriends in her early days

His sexual orientation is none of your business. Focus on yourself instead of him

[quote]His sexual orientation is none of your business. Focus on yourself instead of him

[bold]If this isn't the most FRAU statement ever posted on DL, I don't know what the fuck is. Hilarious! [/bold]

The fraus have turned DL into people magazine and ok weekly. It is all frau adoration of closeted celebs. I remembered when this site had the juiciest gossips about who is gay in Hollywood. Now I have to go back to old threads for some memorable bitchy fun DL. It is now less pointless bitchery and more frau bitchery.