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Tasteful Friends: The Hill Street Blues

Located on Hill Street in Warsaw. Not Poland, but Warsaw, North Carolina. Being in the Bible Belt, you'll need your neighbors to pray for the interior of this home.

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by Anonymousreply 47March 16, 2022 4:27 PM

The interior is great compared to many houses we see on here. I personally do not mind wallpaper especially in an older home. I would rip the carpet off the stairs, immediately, though.

by Anonymousreply 1March 16, 2022 1:59 AM

What is it with people from the South and wallpaper?! I don't see any wallpaper in that house that wasn't objectionable, so that would go as well as the carpeting on the stairs as R1 said. Vacuuming stairs is hard work and really not worth it.

The first firebox(?) is interesting...the tile around it looks multi-colored. I'd have to get a closer pic to be sure. There is another heater in or near the kitchen which is surrounding by real (not fake) brick. That would be replaced with something less objectionable.

I'll never understand the fascination with the stark white cabinets and black granite/granite look countertops combo. It's too...well...black and white for my taste. Definitely add a kitchen island in there, and it looks like there's room for dining in there, or is that another room?

Otherwise, not at all bad. Transplant it somewhere else in the country though.

by Anonymousreply 2March 16, 2022 2:20 AM

^^replace the heating in/near the kitchen....not the brick surround.

by Anonymousreply 3March 16, 2022 2:28 AM

R2 I can guarantee you there would be a large kitchen table there normally. That is what these houses usually had, plus a formal dining room. They basically used them like islands are used today.

by Anonymousreply 4March 16, 2022 2:28 AM

Which church do you attend?

by Anonymousreply 5March 16, 2022 2:30 AM

Who are you asking that r5? If it's me (r2) - I don't attend any churches (although I'm not opposed to it and have gone to Universal Unitarian before).

I'm not a Jew. Not sure what bearing that has on the subject of this thread.

by Anonymousreply 6March 16, 2022 2:32 AM

r5, that question can also mean "are you a Catholic?"

by Anonymousreply 7March 16, 2022 2:45 AM

Neither. Not a lapsed Catholic either. Our family was non-denominational, which is not to say we didn't believe in a higher power.

by Anonymousreply 8March 16, 2022 2:50 AM

I don't know the town of Warsaw specifically

but it is located in the part of the state known as "Down East"

a euphemism for what has traditionally been the poor, rural, and agricultural part of NC (i.e. don't expect a big LGBT community)

But it looks like a gracious, well-maintained older home that could use a little updating

by Anonymousreply 9March 16, 2022 2:50 AM

I can imagine Clairee or Ouizer's big Cadillac parked under that spacious car port

in between trips to Truvy's beauty salon and the Piggly Wiggly

by Anonymousreply 10March 16, 2022 2:55 AM

It's not my taste but there's nothing horrible. I love the wrap-around porch and the property, and kind of like the yellow and white in the kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 11March 16, 2022 2:58 AM

There'd be plenty of room for you to host Brother Boy in one of the upstairs guest rooms on his trips home from the "hospital"

by Anonymousreply 12March 16, 2022 2:59 AM

Warsaw is in Duplin County-Home of Terrible NC Wine!

Close to the beach, filled with drunks. Not as bad as other Southern towns, but really quite boring.

by Anonymousreply 13March 16, 2022 2:59 AM

Under all that white paint is a whole bunch of beautiful woodwork. My guess is somebody didn’t want to bother refinishing it so they painted it all out. It looks like a Craftsman in some of the public areas.

R2, that looks like original tile around the fireplace, early 1900s or maybe late 1800’s. Imagine this: that room was all dark or oak woodwork with natural dark wood and green paint or wallpaper in the room. Very woodsy looking.

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by Anonymousreply 14March 16, 2022 3:06 AM

[quote]Not as bad as other Southern towns, but really quite boring.

Boring only on the surface...

"Let me tell you all a story about the Duplin County P.T.A..."

Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here

'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again

And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath

You'll find she's had a little nip of gin

And then you have the nerve to tell me

You think that as the mother I'm not fit

Well, this is just a little Peyton Place

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by Anonymousreply 15March 16, 2022 3:07 AM

Yeah, it's definitely too white and it's a shame they covered up all that beautiful woodwork.

by Anonymousreply 16March 16, 2022 3:11 AM

A rather poor town. The houses for sale are funny mix of properties--large foreclosures, oversized manufactured homes, places worth next to nothing.

by Anonymousreply 17March 16, 2022 3:12 AM

Why did the people staging the rooms keep stowing junk under beds without bed skirts where you can see all the junk when there is ample storage in the rooms. Is that a southern thing?

by Anonymousreply 18March 16, 2022 3:23 AM

r18 i had the same question! you could clearly see cabinets and closets - why visible under the bed?

by Anonymousreply 19March 16, 2022 3:30 AM

^ It's an old person thing...the heirs and the realtors didn't do a thorough clearing and staging.

And small town realtors are often not as sophisticated about "staging" as they might be.

by Anonymousreply 20March 16, 2022 4:00 AM

Clean & well maintained..

by Anonymousreply 21March 16, 2022 4:10 AM

From the outside, it looks like a funeral home.

by Anonymousreply 22March 16, 2022 4:19 AM

As I've mentioned in other threads, when most Southern people ask what church you go to it is more about them trying to determine your class more than anything. And, it is perfectly acceptable to answer with the name of the nearest synagogue.

by Anonymousreply 23March 16, 2022 4:23 AM

[quote]From the outside, it looks like a funeral home.

"Honey, what you decide to do in it is your bidness"

by Anonymousreply 24March 16, 2022 4:24 AM

Ah r23, I had no idea, not having much exposure with Southern culture. Thanks for the enlightenment!

by Anonymousreply 25March 16, 2022 4:42 AM

R25 You're welcome, now if the person asking you looks like a fat Tammy Faye Baker with a big ole cross necklace, she is asking because she wants to save your soul. But, most other people are just trying to figure out what sort of person you are, it is why they want to know which church not denomination. If you were just to say Baptist or Methodist, there is a big difference between the sort of person that goes to First Baptist or First Methodist and the ones going to Mt. Zion Baptist out in the middle of a peach field or Wesley Chapel UMC down a dirt road three miles out of town.

by Anonymousreply 26March 16, 2022 4:56 AM

R26 - but what if you answered, truthfully, I don’t go to church, I’m an atheist. What would the reaction be? If they’re just interested in your class / education level do they understand that atheists tend to be well educated and middle class or above?

by Anonymousreply 27March 16, 2022 5:10 AM

R27 No. It will usually shut down the conversation for a few minutes because it is just unusual to them. Then they will ask other questions like do you belong to a club, etc... Though they just might not trust you. That is the biggest thing with atheists being accepted around here many people feel like they just can't trust them.

by Anonymousreply 28March 16, 2022 5:14 AM

I like that house (it looks like a Craftsman but all the woodwork has been painted over, unfortunately). I think the wallpaper choices are hideous and the paint colors "not great". Unclear what the weird brick heater thing in the kitchen was, and what was with that odd cabinet right under the windows at the end of the upstairs hallway?

The price seems awfully low for that size house, so I'm guessing it's in some small town or in a bad neighborhood or something.

by Anonymousreply 29March 16, 2022 5:14 AM

R27 But, it is perfectly acceptable to say, "I don't attend anywhere right now..." If you say it mysteriously they will drop it. Also, if you just appear uncomfortable most will move on. Remember, manners is what we pride ourselves on, so we don't enjoy making people uncomfortable in social situations.

by Anonymousreply 30March 16, 2022 5:18 AM

[quote]but what if you answered, truthfully, I don’t go to church, I’m an atheist. What would the reaction be? If they’re just interested in your class / education level do they understand that atheists tend to be well educated and middle class or above?

To your face, they'll say, "Well good for you, honey."

Behind your back, they'll say, "Yankee trash!"

by Anonymousreply 31March 16, 2022 5:21 AM

The only safe answer in the South is:

"Well, I was raised Baptist, and my family is all Baptist. But we're still visiting churches, because we want to find the right one."

by Anonymousreply 32March 16, 2022 5:23 AM

R32 But, if you say that, they will invite you to their churches. Honestly, the safest answer is to say Episcopalian. There is one in every town, but almost no one goes outside of Christmas and Easter so they don't know if you do or not.

by Anonymousreply 33March 16, 2022 5:26 AM

"We'll we'd love to visit your church, but we're looking for one that has snakes."

by Anonymousreply 34March 16, 2022 5:33 AM

Warsaw is just off of I-40 about an hour east of Wilmington. It is not Down East, as said above. Down East is a very rural area of the coast out past Beaufort, several hours north of this area.

I would bet that the woodwork was all pine, not oak, as this area of the state is pine forests.

This would have been one of the nicest houses in town and though named otherwise, isn’t anywhere near a hill as this part of NC is as flat as a pancake.

by Anonymousreply 35March 16, 2022 5:34 AM

R34 Don't be surprised if they find you one. But, if you answer with that they will immediately consider you an ignorant hillbilly.

by Anonymousreply 36March 16, 2022 5:34 AM

[quote]Honestly, the safest answer is to say Episcopalian.

No go, you may as well announce you're a Unitarian as to say your Episcopalian.

And in my small hometown, we called them the "Whiskeypalians".

Everyone in town will assume you're a drunk.

by Anonymousreply 37March 16, 2022 5:35 AM

R37 No, Unitarians are looked down on more than Atheists. Everyone is like we know you don't really believe in anything, just have the balls to say it rather than play around in your little hippy church.

And, everyone drinks now.

I attended a Baptist craft beer night. Which quite frankly just felt wrong, like all my Baptists forbearers, even the moonshiners, were like this ain't right.

Also, I guess it would depend on the location in the South. Since South Carolina was a colony and the Church was established perhaps we maintain more of an affection for the Episcopalians than in Mississippi or somewhere. I've also known many Episcopalians and as a people they tend to be my favorite Christians.

by Anonymousreply 38March 16, 2022 5:47 AM

Years ago after I moved into my house, two of the neighbor's children showed up selling Christmas cards for "their school" on two different occasions.

I bought them to be kind and to try to fit in.

But an elderly neighbor soon warned me that these children were actually "home schooled".

I must've looked shocked, because she said to me kindly, "Oh just tell 'em you're Jewish - that's what I do."

by Anonymousreply 39March 16, 2022 5:58 AM

R33 is that the one where they eat human feet?

by Anonymousreply 40March 16, 2022 8:15 AM

This is a beautiful home and a bargain. It's just paint and wallpaper. Beautiful.

How many people were murdered here that the price is so low?

by Anonymousreply 41March 16, 2022 8:34 AM

I like it. They need a lawn jockey next to The Hitching Post sign.

by Anonymousreply 42March 16, 2022 9:50 AM

There are twice as many Blacks living there as there are whites.

by Anonymousreply 43March 16, 2022 9:53 AM

Unitarians are rare outside of bigger cities and they might not know who they are. Quakers are in a few places. Presbyterian can mean evangelicals terrors like the ones in Northern Ireland.

If you don't want to say Jewish, Catholic is enough outside the pale to annoy them. Devil worshiper probably works if you really don't like them at all.

by Anonymousreply 44March 16, 2022 1:42 PM

Reminds me of when a Catholic family moved in across the street from my grandparents. My grandmother nearly fainted, though she did bring them a peach cobbler on moving day because "that's what you do." I don't think she spoke to them after that, though she continued to eye the suspiciously.

by Anonymousreply 45March 16, 2022 1:55 PM

Somebody has to pay for what they've done.

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by Anonymousreply 46March 16, 2022 2:01 PM

I like the fact that they have the cabinets to the ceiling instead of stopping them most of the way up to leave a dust collecting surface.

by Anonymousreply 47March 16, 2022 4:27 PM
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