Chrissy Metz at the Critics Choice Awards

She stuns!

So slimming...

Did she bring her matching snack purse?...

Call Dr. Now, stat!

That dress makes her look fatter. If Joan Rivers was alive, she’d lacerate her.

Her body has simply found its natural weight..

She has a pretty face. Her hair and makeup look great, and the color of the dress really suits her. That being said: the bust of this gown though, is a mess. And the detailing on the center front isn't helping. It adds bulk, and there's plenty of that already. She CAN look great (and has), but not in this garment. She needs to fire her stylist...again.

Yeah, I try to be positive. Slap me viciously.

"She has a pretty face"

Tell me your cousin wants you to date his fat friend without telling me your cousin wants you to date his fat friend

OP the Brooklyn Seacow Ed.win admiring the Seaheifer Chrissy. People really do support their own kind.

She is not an ugly woman but she has the most unfortunate body shape

She may have lost some weight, as she is sporting fewer chins.

Dear Lord, Chrissy.

I've known two morbidly obese people, and their excuses in private, and discomfort in public--trying to navigate public seating, the occasional nasty comment, the belt-extender on the airplane--always made me uncomfortable on their behalf.

I, too think she is pretty. But behind that beautiful smile, I would bet next month's salary that she is uncomfortable, self-conscious and low-grade unhappy.

How many cameras were on her - ten?

Omar outdid himself with that dress.

[quote] "Tell me your cousin wants you to date his fat friend without telling me your cousin wants you to date his fat friend"

I was waiting for this. We judge looks head-to-toe on the carpet, and Metz is no different. In this case, it so happens her hair & makeup are the best parts of her look (and that isn't always the case). Her hair & makeup, and fabric color here are beautiful. But the rest of it is not a personal best for her.

Congratulations, girlfriend. She’s close to achieving perfect roundness. She’s like Violet Beauregard after eating that piece of candy.

Did Peter Dinkladge get lost under that dress somewhere?

I never see her anywhere else but here on the DL. She has a pretty face, but she makes me uncomfortable in a way that other obese people don’t. It’s her body shape. How does she bend down? How does she drive? There is a sadness about her. She certainly could afford some type of surgery. I feel bad for her stylists. Has she ever looked good?

I read “Circus Choice” in the title.

She instinctively dressed as heart failure.

What about Ashley Graham? What does DL think about her? I think that she is beautiful.

She could model for car covers.

Ashley Graham has a nice figure but her obesity is hard to look at as well. Obese is obese.

Chrissy the Hutt.

She looks like a big giant heart. Walking love.

Enlarged heart is more like it.

Is she short?

Are you measuring her casket?

@r13, "How many cameras were on her - ten? "

Yeah, and that was just for the top half

She a mean pig!

This fucking bitch.

Paying homage is one thing. But this is just straight up theft.

R21, how do you compare Ashley Graham to Chrissy Metz?

Graham is large, but she still has curves, and you know where one body part ends and where another one starts. Chrissy looks like a lump, pretty face or not.

I am getting a bit tired of the typical “pretty face” comments that are used for fat people, especially when those are the same posters who accuse others of fat shaming.

Nobody is pretty at Chrissy’s weight. I wish her well, but the truth is the truth.

This thing needs a steam iron, badly.

Or maybe a steam room.

You should be writing for Daily Fail, OP.

If the Hindenburg had an autopsy.

GASP, She's a slender reed! A veritable wiill O the wisp

So brave

She made a dramatic entrance in a wheelbarrow.

She's the REAL "Crimson Tide!"

It’s like a recreation of the elevator scene in The Shining, only bigger.

Okay -I pay no attention... Who is she? What does she do? Sing? Act? Dance? DJ? I see the name on DL all the time, but I pay zero attention to it/her.

R7 nails it on the head, in my opinion. Nice face. Hair and make-up are well-done, but that dress does nothing to flatter her. Women with builds like hers usually show more cleavage, to play one what most would consider a strong point. That dress hides it -instead accentuating her waist. And don't get me started on that ruffle down the front!

Whoever she is, she is a very large woman. She could appear more attractive in a better dress, and since she is famous (?) enough to appear on a red carpet and be the talk of DL she should certainly find a better stylist/dressmaker who can play up her strengths rather than emphasizing her weak points.

And I'm sure R12 is correct about her self-image. No one wants to be that big. I wish her happiness at whatever weight she ends up.

She stole that off my Hyundai Sonata!

I can't , I just can't ....

She'll have the last laugh when global climate change causes widespread famine.

[quote] She looks like she lost weight!

If she'll turn around, she'll find it.

[quote]Okay -I pay no attention... Who is she? What does she do? Sing? Act? Dance? DJ? I see the name on DL all the time, but I pay zero attention to it/her.

I don't know who she is. I cancelled my cable 10 years ago.

You guys talk as though she should be ordering fabric from Georgia Tent & Awning

What a monstrosity.

The person wearing it too R49.

All faces that fat are pretty in makeup because they are squished and the fat removes lines from the face. The front of that dress cleverly hides her shape. She is very very round and a profile would not be as flattering.

She looks like she has ruffles coming out of her punani.

the red was strategic: you can't tell where the carpet ends and where Chrissy begins!

What the dress reminded me of:

I've never seen a woman so beautiful... Chrissy, call me!

I've been following the Metz saga since before the beloved term "snack purse" was coined, and she's bigger than I've seen her in a while. She lost some weight when her movie came out (I've blocked the title from memory I guess) but here we are back at square one.

I don't feel bad giving her a hard time, because there have been too many stories over the years that she's a massive (hah) bitch to cast, crew and fans. I'm sure she's miserable, how could you not be when you can't wipe your own ass? She has plenty of money to have weight loss surgery, private chefs, trainers and therapists to keep her on track, but she chooses not to go that route. I think she likes being huge. It keeps the bar set low for her.

Is her fat her brand? I mean, is her fat like Jennifer Grey’s snout?

[quote] since before the beloved term "snack purse" was coined

I coined "snack purse." Yes, I am a straight woman and I hate big ugly purses. She looks just like the type who traded up from ugly Michael Kors purses to ugly Louis Vuitton purses. That's where it came from!

Huuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggg-uhhhhhhhhhhh.

but the hair and makeup is always on point.

She looks great!

[quote] I don't feel bad giving her a hard time, because there have been too many stories over the years that she's a massive (hah) bitch to cast, crew and fans.

I don’t feel bad giving her a hard time because she’s fat.

At this time after so many seasons, she probably has close to $7 to $10 million.

And yet - she hasn't got a chef or trainer or have done anything to lose weight seemingly.

I don't understand this. This is awful.

What a fat slob!

[quote] And yet - she hasn't got a chef or trainer

She's obviously got a chef.

R58 We owe you a Metzian size debt of gratitude. You should take your bow with your authenticated name so no one can snatch away your glory or your snack purse. Though I understand your desire to remain incognito, at least until the paperwork for the trademark is finalized.

How does she wipe her ass?

She has assistance.

r66 It takes a village...

Lady in RED!!!

I wonder if her pussy stinks……..

[quote] How does she wipe her ass?

On the front porch with a sponge attached to a tree trunk.

R69 is she dancing with you from clear across the room Chris?

Dress by Anna’s Linens

I'm genuinely concerned for Chrissy. She looks bigger again.

Is she stress eating because her show This is Us is ending? Does she have any projects lined up? A fashion line? A TV dinner line/

She looks like a blood clot.

Looks like an 80's ruffle front shirt that consumed all of its previous owners.

[quote] Is she stress eating because her show This is Us is ending?

No, she's eating because she was diddled as a child and this is her way of coping.

[quote] Does she have any projects lined up?

Yes, eating

[quote] A fashion line?

Yes, Dulce de Leche & Gabbana

[quote] A TV dinner line?

Yes, Stuffers

I've never seen the Critics Choice Awards.

I had no idea they had parade floats.

How festive!

My God, I didn’t realize that was La Metz gliding down the red carpet. I thought the nose from the Hollywood Christmas Parade’s Rudolph balloon had fallen from the sky……

We know who can play the house in the remake of The Wizard of Oz...

I bet she clogs up toilets quite often.

If she can find one large enough to accommodate her.

No long airplane trips for Chrissy!

Guessing she doesn't eat or drink a thing at these awards shows.

Stunning, just stunning.

It's a very clever slimming trick to blend in with the red carpet. Miss Metz is almost invisible.

She's lost a ton of weight.

She is obviously a marsupial carrying her young.

And how do you expect her to find it R85 when she can't bend?

@r68, "[R66] It takes a village.."

She IS a village, with her own zip code

@r70, "I wonder if her pussy stinks…….. "

Without sending in a search party there's no way of telling

I think she lost a chin.

But luckily she found it under her armpit.

Fortunately for the benefit of society she doesn't fly Economy.

How does she breathe when she lays down?

[quote] She's lost a ton of weight.

Where????

That's who I meant, R50.

Last summer I genuinely thought she had lost weight, and when I saw this photo I thought she'd gained it back, but comparing it from a year ago I think she HAS lost weight, but it's unfortunately only from the waist up. Maybe the dress is just a bad fit, I don't know. A red bodice with a black skirt might have looked better.

But yeah, compared with this photo from last year, she's much smaller from the waist up, with smaller chin and arms now.

She looks like the side of a barn.

Everyone knows the camera adds ten thousand pounds.

seriously though, if this bitch went to the circus the elephants would throw peanuts at her.

I bet she eats those orange candy circus peanuts. I love those.

I hope she'll be following Beanie in Funny Girl. She'll be Funniest Girl.

[quote] The red was strategic: you can't tell where the carpet ends and where Chrissy begins!

True! .. But next time she should try to find out what the photo backdrop is going to be and go with a dress in that color with the various sponsorship logos sewn into it.

"various sponsorship logos sewn into it."

Mack Truck, Peterbilt, Carnival Cruise lines...

^ Baskin-Robbins

r96 WHAT waist?

If she wore that dress in London 30 people would try to board her

Everything about her is grotesque. She's like Tess Holiday without the tatts. Sideshow freaks should just wear circus tents.

I have no sympathy for willful self-disablement. How does she sit in a chair, walk up a flight of stairs, cut her own toenails, dress herself, wipe her ass? Does she have assistance for basic human tasks?

I also think it's a perverse form of attention seeking. Special arrangements would have to be made to accommodate her wherever she went. She probably likes that.

"See Rock City" .

^ I hear she's headed for London, poor girl hasn't been boarded in a long time :(

I knew a woman as large as Chrissy. She somehow managed to drive a car, but there had to be many adjustments made in order for her to get behind the wheel of the car. She would wear out her winter coat on a yearly basis because of the wheel rubbing against her abdomen. When serious arthritis reared its ugly head, I was amazed at how quickly the weight came off...and stayed off.

Ugh she's a sweat hog

r109 rollin' into DL with hot takes from 1978!

I don't sweat...

Lordy, that gal has her own gravity. No food getting away from that mouth.

Seriously, how does she fit in the seats at these awards shows? She really should have some type of weight loss surgery a.s.a.p.. She's going to be experiencing serious health care issues soon if she isn't already.

How much food must one ingest to maintain that figure? Seriously?

Also, morbidly curious - how does she wipe?!?

@r89, "Without sending in a search party there's no way of telling "

We were going to try rolling her in flour and looking for the wet spot, but we couldn't find enough flour

Has she ever seen her vagina?

^ We're still looking

R4, I think calling Dr. Bombay might be more effective…

She looks like the Kool Aid Man's wife.

The bigger the dog, the bigger the poop.

She wouldn’t be fast enough to use the restroom during breaks, so there must be some kind of massive Depends under there in case she has the urge to shit out like ten pounds of gravy or something during the show.

In more than one of the earlier Chrissy threads there was a lot of discussion around the wiping issue. There are "appliances" (think extension wand with a rag on the end). Also, it is likely that she has a caregiver. (I miss Pon terribly, but glad she escaped). Someone looked up the largest adult diapers at one point (yes, we were dedicated to the cause) only to discover they don't go up to her size. This was....disconcerting.

I am not sitting beside her at the next Emmy Awards if she's gonna shit in her briefs.

C'mon this is tragic. she obviously doesn't have anyone in her life that loves her enough to get her help. She certainly doesn't have to be a size two but that body must be torture to live in. She needs to lose 200 pounds.

R7 she has NEVER looked great. Not once.

Is her blood type Gravy?

I dislike her appearing nude here with her long trail of tentacles bunched up and presented up-front.

r124 She has to want help. Someone upthread said something to the effect that she likely gets off on the attention. I'm very inclined to believe that.

[quote] How much food must one ingest to maintain that figure? Seriously?

For a woman of her height and age, she’d have to eat at least 3000 calories a day just to maintain her weight, which looks to be about 400lbs.

She's been in the public eye long enough that if she wanted to lose weight she would have by now. She's just fucking fat and she will die soon. And she doesn't have a pretty face, she has a fat bitch face.

Her body is almost a perfect sphere. How does she lay her head on a pillow?

How can she justify not having weight loss surgery? She could even make a buck off of it, doing a reality series.

Those Ruffles sure have some big Ridges!

That's a mountain range.

If she lost the weight, she’d lose her uniqueness. Is she a talented actress and/singer? Would she have the same celebrity status if she was thin?

This is not going to end well. She has more in common with circus freaks. She should have been cast in “Nightmare Alley.”

Originally her story line on This Is Us had her losing weight but they ditched that.

What's that in the middle of her dress? Her tectonic plates are colliding and forming mountains?

"She's just fucking fat and she will die soon."

Stay away from the ham sandwich

"Stay away from the ham sandwich"

Share the ham sandwich with someone in need

She will have to lose weight when This is Us finishes airing. She's not a good enough actress. She's not a good enough singer. Maybe they can cast her in some Christian movies. But how many roles are there for obese, fat women in Christian movies?

Maybe losing the fat will lose her uniqueness but even as fat as she is, she doesn't really stand out. She just fills in a lot of space. Sorry, I know that's mean, but it's true.

Exactly R142. Unless Hollywood is planning a Cass Elliott bio her career over.

She really doesn't have that pretty of a face, I think people are just searching to say something positive about her looks.

"I am big.

"It's the pictures, whole briskets, roast turkeys, six-layer cakes and size-96 dress sizes that got small."

I’d rather step on my tongue than fat shame someone, but that dress makes her look like a Himalayan quartz lamp.

Okay, I'm that old person who had to google Chrissy Metz.

Because when I looked on the right at the list of threads, I thought it said "Cheesy Mitz at the Critics Choice Awards."

Mama Cass was never this fucking huge. She was a very large woman but she never looked lie she had special needs for it.

For crying out loud, please stop making us look at that fat pig. It’s ridiculous that she has a career in front of the camera. Just please stop. No one wants to see that slop.

When she signed on to the show, she was contractually obliged to lose weight as the show went on. It was an integral part of her character arc apparently and non negotiable. She was supposedly broke when she got the job, so you'd think that would be some damn good motivation. I don't know how she got away with it, but each season she either stayed the same or got even fucking fatter (so I've heard from the threads, never watched the show) yet somehow she kept her job.

There is something very infantile yet seething about her. I am sure her massive fatness stems from childhood abuse, but I think it has now grown into her own personal kink. She gets off on it.

I just grossed myself out.

We're supposed to coddle her and say she's beautiful. When reporters interview her on red carpets, everybody is ignoring the elephant in the room that she is an obese, fat woman who is going to die because we're just supposed to ignore the fact that she is morbidly obese. Joan Rivers would have had a field day with Chrissy.

I remember seeing Chrissy on TMZ or another show where her fat ass was driving herself on a scooter in an airport because she was too fat/lazy/out of shape to walk herself. So she can afford to travel but she can't afford a trainer? A chef? Or go for a damn walk?

I read an article about her growing up and sounds like she has been a pain in the ass since childhood. I agree with whoever said she is seething on the inside. I hope she is saving her money.

I looked for the airport video we posted a few times on here but it looks like it was taken down. Damn!

My guess is the reason they didn't hold her to the weight loss obligation is she spoke to the lardass fraus who were all about fat acceptance and realized Metz' size was helping them. If she would have lost weight, it would have been a slap in the face of all the obese cunts who don't have the willpower to put down the crate of Little Debbies and move their wide loads.

She is a total apple shape, her poor heart.

She is a total Jupiter shape.

I just looked up her age. 41. I thought she was younger than that.

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The dress is just SO ill fitting on her. The neckline is so loose and misshapen it looks like someone forgot to zip her up in the back. Did her tailor run out of thread?

R159 He might have, to be honest.

FUPA

You'd think covid would have gotten her by now. Or does covid have standards?

If Covid would have gotten to her, it would have found a place to live for years and years and we'd all be spared.

She looks like a firetruck

We have our Nancy in an Oliver revival!

Please, it's a fat suit, all padding. The day after the finale airs she gets to take it off!

Genuine inquiry here:

Does anyone here know why she refuses to lose weight? Is the obesity part of her schtick? Is it the quality that makes her hire-able in Hollywood?

I don’t understand why she won’t lose the weight, as this is morbid obesity, and not the 10 extra lbs most of us have struggled to lose since the CoViD lockdown.

Those tiny T Rex arms..

She's do far better that the rest of you LoungeLizards are, or ever will.

As THIS IS US thankfully grinds to a halt, each of the three siblings are being given a biographical episode of their own - last night was Kevin night, in which we learned his problems stem from never being able to dive off a diving board at a public pool. Previews indicate that net week is Kate week, in which we see her going on a romantic trip to San Francisco with her husband and later saying she misses "the old Toby", where it appears that this poor actor has been placed into a massive fat suit.

This actor should have been awarded multiple Emmys for being able to even remotely playing this thankless role: not only did he actually lose weight himself, had to suffer through a storyline where he experienced cripplling "depression," but he gamely rose to the challenge of acting as though he could be remotely attracted to this human being in real life.

Once THIS IS US has ended, this is the last we will ever see of Ms. Metz. Who on earth would hire her, and for what possible role? She has already done her one "Christian film", which sank like a stone. So will her "career." I hope she's been smarter with her money than she has with her food choices.

@r168, English much?

Maybe she is counting on This is Us residuals to fund her lifestyle although it is not sustainable.

Read the thread r166 There is some good conjecture as to why.

If she lost weight, R166, her frau fans would hate her like they hate Adele for losing weight.

Losing the weight that she'd need to lose to be healthy would involve surgery, constant dieting, constant exercise, constant deprivation, and more surgery. She might be miserable now but she gets to eat whatever she wants, as much as she wants, when she wants to and the fraus love her for it. They cheer her on, "You go, girl!" and "Chrissy Metz is a REAL woman!". If she goes the healthy route, it's a type of suffering of which she's never experienced and for which she is ill-prepared. The majority of the supportive fraus who watch her movies, love her singing, cheer her on? They will hate her and wish her failure. Chrissy knows this.

Maybe after she's done with the programme she's on and not dependent on its fanbase, she'll make some changes so that she will be a healthier person.

I give her 5 to 7 years tops if she doesn’t lose the weight.

She might as well get miserable AF with a few surgeries, dieting and exercising, because it will take her 5-7 years to get to a normal and HEALTHY weight, anyhow.

Either way, 5-7 years are gonna pass, and she will too, unless she makes a decision to save her own life.

Hey Kool-Aid.

Fat she’s a star, thin she ain’t.

^ Adele speaking her personal truth

If she lost the weight, she’d be exposed as a unimpressive singer and a subpar actress. This is exactly why she won’t lose weight. Her fat keeps her relevant.

R173 What fans?

Has anyone ever been able to get down there to eat out her snatch???? Asking for a friend.

Put her in high heels and send her to Texas. Oil shortage will be over soon.

I honestly think she has the potential to be very attractive if she got down to a healthy weight.

Jungle Red!

Her spontaneous combustion could heat the continental United States all winter.

She’s so FUCKING FAT!

Her spontaneous combustion would put global warming into warp speed. The polar caps would melt like ice cubes in boiling water and entire continents would be under water.

I think if she lost weight you would see her face isn't that attractive. Kind of like Rebel Wilson.

It's like she's performing Hello, Dolly! on a fat farm.

How does she wipe?

Svelte

She has no tits

She has udders.

Zaftig

[...]

You know the expression someone being 'the size of a house'? She really is.

How does she wipe? $200 a week for me and my mop.

I believes she wipes from back to front.