Do you find Peter Doocy attractive?

Kind of average looking. A bit too pale for my tastes.

He has that slave in a cage and collar appeal.

Another dull looking Wasp.

As a punching bag? Sure!

He is starting to look like a jowly middle-aged man, which is not good for someone who is only 34.

does he dye his hair?

Kind of doughy looking

I find him attractive, but I have a big things for blonds. Also, his father isn't horrible looking for his age so I figure Peter will, likewise, age well.

I like Peter. His rehearsed back-and-forth he does with Psaki is so obvious theatre, though. Its cringey.

Fuck you OP. FUCK. YOU.

[quote] He has that slave in a cage and collar appeal.

Like his father.

[quote] does he dye his hair?

Like his father.

[quote] Kind of doughy looking

Like his father.

[quote] His rehearsed back-and-forth he does with Psaki is so obvious theatre

They clearly want to have sex with each other.

Don’t want a link. Go back to your sellout colleagues at the Log Cabin Club, OP .You don’t deserve a dick..

R11 is right about his looks.

Lemme put it this way. The father looks goofy and basic, but this is a rare instance where the father looks better than the son.

The Douche

[quote] The Douche

Peter Doochey.

I'd expect him to say, "Dats da suckjob!" So no.

Covid has clearly forced some of you be locked up into your houses much too long. You're willing to put out for anything. Douchey? C'mon. There are way too many men on the planet to have to settle for that mess.

Nope. He's a fool. And 34 is waaaay too early to start losing one's chin.

He's not very bright, way too pasty and his face is completely flat. The only reason he's on tv is nepotism. Next?

[quote] He has that slave in a cage and collar appeal.

I think he enjoys being verbally tongue lashed by Jen Psaki.

I wouldn't doubt if he gets a boner, every time she embarrasses him.

And I can also see them as a couple. Kind of like Mary Matalin and James Carville.

She just looks like another GOP closet-case cocksucker eagerly waiting in her car at the rest stop to follow a lone pisser in.

R20 Whenever there is a female White House spokesperson there seems to always be one male reporter they develop that sort of relationship with, I blame the West Wing.

Atrocious looking. Shudder

[Quote]Psaki will dump her husband when she runs for office.

R23 🤮

He'll probably be fired when his daddy retires.

R24 now that is doughy looking.

Peter is fine if you like guys who look like a loaf of Wonder Bread...

R27 Honestly, wonder bread white guys can be very fun, they tend to be very twisted.

That fat thing is her husband??

I'm a lesbian so take this with a grain of salt, but when I see Peter Doocy I'm reminded of Rosie O'Donnell's character in "Riding the Bus with My Sister."

"Honestly, wonder bread white guys can be very fun, they tend to be very twisted. "

Thank you, I have my moments...

Is he kin to Dolly Kilgallen?

R27 I would eat wonder bread but I wouldn't eat Peter Doocy. YUCK!

He looks like a zit.

He used to be somewhat attractive.

Now? Not so much.

@r35, That's back when he still had a little pigment

Peter has the look of a heavy drinker, at R36.

It's the "Republican Curse."

Like Steve Bannon.

How about a Father and son Wonder Bread sandwich?

R38 and both Clintons.

^ Ooh, the "both sides" troll is here

[quote]I think he enjoys being verbally tongue lashed by Jen Psaki.

Their interactions have become (Embarrassing) Political Theatre; he loves the publicity he gets for being The One That Challenges Miss Uppity Bitch while she loves smacking his hapless moron ass around.

I do have to say - he asks the stupid questions that average Fox Viewers would ask if they could ask questions to Jen (aside from asking Jen if the rug matches the curtains, cause you know that's what Fox viewers want to know) and she answers to show how ridiculous those arguments are. You can bitch all you want about "red tape", but if companies aren't using existing permits to drill for oil...well, who's fault is that? He know doubt sees himself as Man of the People, but he's (unintentionally) illustrating how stupid most of these arguments are. The message is likely lost on most Fox viewers, but I hope there is someone out there who maybe starts to think that maybe there is another side besides Biden Is The Devil (or not)

But as far as finding him attractive, he's not horrible to look at, but I strongly suspect he has bad breath

[quote] I strongly suspect he has bad breath

And pimples on his ass.

He probably doesn't wipe very well, either.

@r42, "Miss Uppity Bitch"

Jen Psaki is not "uppity", she really is better than you

I have a blond guy fetish and there aren't too many of them that I don't find attractive but Peter is so unattractive on the inside it detracts from the outside. Maybe with a gag in his mouth, I would do him.

^ A ball gag would help

He’s on my list of "Most Punchable Faces"

R47 That is how I always picture him, a ball gag in his mouth and wearing a harness.

I always seen him as notably unattractive. And he's appropriated named, Douchey.

^ In a dog cage with Jen Psaki in dominatrix drag sitting on top

Peter Douchey?

That's oxymoronic and disgusting.

the kindest thing I can say about his looks, is that he is a total "AARF, AARF, bow wow!"...

compare him to peter alexander for instance is laughable...

I guess he can fist me if he doesn’t talk.

He looks like a slug. He's got the personality of a white wall.

I've honestly never felt attraction to pale blonde Aryan types. I'm into more Mediterranean looking guys. Tall, dark, handsome, body hair, big eyes, and big booties.

Nah. Already has too much forehead which will expand as his hairline recedes.

Hey OP, seek professional help. Seriously.

Peter Doocy is a douchebag inside and out.

No. I wouldn't piss up his butt if his guts were on fire.

Pee-Pee Douchebag

He looks like his name

[quote]Jen Psaki is not "uppity", she really is better than you

I *love* Jen and I love her ability to explain complex issues to morons like Pete without loosing her cool. She's professional & she knows her shit. My point was simply that "Uppity Bitch" was likely the way that Fox News viewers perceive her. Trust me, I know plenty of them & I'm sure most of them absolutely seethe over the sight of a well-spoken, well-educated poised woman smacking the hell out of Baby Pete

^ Oh, ok, my apologies for the misunderstanding

Meh twice

They have to be paying him extra for him to repeatedly throw those retarded questions at her.

@r65, Quantum meh squared to infinity ;-)

OP, what the fuck is wrong with you? Have you been diagnosed?

He's 65! Why are we even discussing this elderly, average loser?

His peter is douchey,

@r69, He's 34 or were you being funny?

[Quote]He's 65! Why are we even discussing this elderly, average loser?

R69 STEVE Doocy is 65. This thread is about his ugly ass son, Peter.

BOTH are douchebags and below average looking losers!

His reminds me of rancid off-brand mayonnaise.

R48 He looks like he enjoys being slapped around.

R72.. and both father and son are unqualified for their positions! fricking father was a former weatherman! but now he's spewing on national tv monday thru friday on "fox and friends" his opinions as facts on anything and everything of importance? beyond embarrassing! and that goes for former sportscaster, super asshole kilmeade too!... at least blondie, hired for her blondness, does have a minute news journalist resume, but so slim, why else would and was she hired??....

Doocy is at these press conference only to espouse the current right-wing talking points. He has no value from a journalistic stance or even an opposing viewpoint position.

Stupid will never be sexy.

R76 90% of Doocy's questions and comments are either bad faith or already debunked non-facts.

He's a troll - literally & figuratively. But he's not qualified to do anything else & no other network would have him. Sort of like Greg Kelly, because once even Good Day NY kicked him to the curb, he had to resort to some Steve Bannon wannabe shit. So mentally challenged Peter could be worse, instead of being used as a pinata by Jen

I want to lick his fart box!

Petey needs to go on NutriSystem!

It would be absolutely silly to post a picture of the man whose looks you’re asking about, OP. That way we can all guess whether or not he’s attractive. Wonderful job.

Does Doocey have a great big donkey dick?

No.

Donkey dick? So he is a Democrat, no?

For 34 he looks like shit. These guys just don't take care of themselves. He'll fit right in with the old boys club.

R86 That is why all their wives cheat on them with Democrats.

Starting to look like Mitch McConnell at 34 is never a good thing.