I don't find Andrew Garfield attractive at all

He's probably not that into you either.

He looks like an ancient Carthaginian. Romans found them extremely unattractive.

Ok, cool - thanks for sharing, OP

I tried to watch the movie "tick tick... boom" but found him to look especially ugly while singing.

It's the gross JewNose.

Yeah I said it!

[quote]I don't find Andrew Garfield attractive at all

My heart: It breaks!

I usually like men with a thick head of hair, but not Andrew's.

Who cares, OP?

R4 You didn't miss anything. That movie sucked.

Freakish.

He’s my new crush but his sideburns are a tad too long.

I find him attractive enough for all of us. He seems kind, charming, self-deprecating, and, well, just all around adorable.

I am just dying to know OP, who else don't you find attractive?

R10 He look a bit like Anthony Perkins in that photo

Gangly.

He has moments of fleeting hotness.

Mutilated dick.

You're all thinking it.

He needs a new hairstylist. The parted-on-the-side style doesn't work for the amount of hair he has. Plus he's got a bit of a Frankenstein head.

Why was he replaced with Tom Holland in Spider-Man ?

Not the most handsome actor around, but super charming and adorable in all his interviews. And not a bad actor at all..

He was gorgeous in the Social Network.

preppie boy and is always going to be a preppie boy...

They really did make him look like Jonathan Larson in that film. I wonder if it was a wig or his own hair.

I've never seen him act in anything so I can't comment on that. Glad he's getting some recognition this year though because generally I like his look - lean and lanky with nice hair. He probably has a nice dick.

Can't stand him. Don't think he's attractive. Rodent-like features. Don't understand why he seems to be the go-to actor for every big prestige project. I'm over him.

Excuse me? R26 There's only room for one rodent in Hollywood!

R18 did Pattinson bite on it?

[quote]Mutilated dick. You're all thinking it.

All I'm thinking is "dick."

It takes a special class of moron, which you personify, to consider what is probably a very nice dick "mutilated."

Andrew Garfield Shows Off His Spidey

[quote]I'm not sure if it's his long neck, squashed facial features, high forehead or big hair

You sound pretty sure to me.

R31 He has a bigger skull now (surgery?) I think his facial features fit him now and he looks good. OP has no taste.

He looks like Alfred E. Neuman w/o the tooth gap.

I find him adorable and very attractive in a nonconventional way.

Rumor is that Andrew Garfield has a great big Penis between his legs...

I'd like to get to the "bottom" of that rumor!

I prefer the feline Garfield.

Typically skinnier guys are not my type, but I've always found Andrew Garfield incredibly attractive.

He'd be fun to cocktail with.

Jack Whitehall is cuter and has a better personality.

Odd shaped hair.

[quote] I've never seen him act in anything so I can't comment on that. Glad he's getting some recognition this year though

You’re glad he’s getting recognition for something you’ve never seen him actually do . . .

I like how he’s small and trim but has a huge head of thick hair. If he put on the Spidey suit I’d be 100% down with him.

R43 he has a hairy glans?

He's got an aesthetically unpleasing face that is hard to look at for 2+ hours (much less watching him sing). I don't find him attractive at all. Very Sanda Bernhard meets Anthony Perkins looking.

DLers obsession with finding fault with the looks of very handsome men is fascinating.

Whether it is some random InstaHo or a well-known actor, they all seem to have a lengthy list of reasons why this person is not attractive.

Along with the pressing need to convince others that their opinion is the correct one.

R46 Andrew Garfield is not handsome.

^^To wit

You don't have anyone in real life to talk to, OP?

(And of course R48 is OP.)

So tell me OP-- is he is not handsome, how has he managed to convince so many studios to put him up for leading man roles and so many women to have crushes on him?

Magic?

yeah, he's so handsome...

He was attractive about 10 years ago, but age has slowly amplified the worst of his facial features. He looks goofy now.

You have the genes to age well or you don’t. Apparently Garfield’s genes had the ugly code kick in. Of course, how well you take care of yourself can be an important factor, but not always.

I wonder if the length of a man's neck correlates to the length of his penis.

Intact or mutilated, though? Since he was born in the US.

He's Jewish R55

We're cut worldwide. (Except older Russians, but that's a Soviet thing...)

At least he has talent. He's a character actor, not a typical leading man. He'll be working for decades to come as all the typical pretty boy types will wither and find it hard to get work. I'd say he has the better end of the bargain.

[quote] So tell me OP-- is he is not handsome, how has he managed to convince so many studios to put him up for leading man roles and so many women to have crushes on him? Magic?

Yes because that never ever ever ever happens!

I have nothing against the guy. I don't find him attractive. He's not hideous. He's just kind of basic. But he doesn't annoy me like he does the OP.

What I find interesting is that he was discovered at all. With all of the thousands (if not millions) of drop-dead gorgeous guys in the world, why would a movie studio pick HIM to be a superstar? I'm sure he slept with someone and whoever that was had incredible connections, apparently. Now he's everywhere and he's just ... meh.

"... meets Anthony Perkins looking."

That's it! I was wondering who he looked like. Anthony Perkins.

Garfield gets poor haircuts, or waits to long for a trim. He'd do better with letting his hair go curly, and it wouldn't get as big. He doesn't look remarkably well in a T-shirt, and when the hair is overgrown, as in many of these, he doesn't present well.

That said, he's adorkable. He reminds me a lot if Andy Murray. They both share a similar energy and sex appeal. Andy has the same big hair and long neck thing happening as well.

He looks like he has no top teeth.

Take off all his clothes and the body compensates for the face "with character".

I'm 60 and would be thrilled to have date or a fuck with a man like Garfield.

[quote] I'm 60 and would be thrilled to have date or a fuck with a man like Garfield.

Thrilling dateless and fuckless 60 yr olds proves what?

[quote] "At least he has talent. He's a character actor, not a typical leading man. "

I don't find him attractive either, but I will give you this, R57. He was surprisingly good as Jim Bakker.

R64 proves that it is all relative. Who give a flying fuck that OP doesn't find this movie star attractive. Garfield is no Rock Hudson but he's a nice package overall. Let's see YOUR pics or OP's?

He needs to leak nudes…

He's got a buckethead. Not attractive.

[quote] [R64] proves that it is all relative. Who give a flying fuck that OP doesn't find this movie star attractive. Garfield is no Rock Hudson but he's a nice package overall. Let's see YOUR pics or OP's?

Apparently you give a fuck. You disagree. However, your statement doesn't really offer very much support for your counterargument. Neither does your claim that: "Garfield is no Rocky Hudson."

I will post my picture. When OP starts a thread about me. Hopefully, arguments stronger than your will be made, in order to refute OP's claims.

He's got Walter Matthau's "bone structure" without the full on scowling countenance, or edge. Same gangly body type, too. He just doesn't look modern...more like Greatest Generation .

Win, Andrew, win.

Fuck the DL negativitinas and fuck everyone who didn't vote for you. Fuck 'em right in the ass with a red hot poker.

Even if that's true, R35, nobody wants it.

Oh, please, r72. And anyway, don't you have a Tim O'Tay voodoo doll you should be sticking pins in?

Trolldar me R73 and you'll see how I feel about Tim-O-TAY. Your all-or-nothing view of Garfield makes you as bad as those cunts.

I tried, r74. Not a word from you re: Timmy. Are you trying to tell me you're not a member of the Datalounge He-Man Timmyhaters Club?

Go deeper R75.

OP is cranky, has run out of Little Debbie.

Coffee can head

He's Mr. Potato Head in human form.

Tall, thin = big cock.

[quote]Mutilated dick.

Taken out by shrapnel?

Much sexier than 99% of those judging him here...

[quote]He has a bigger skull now (surgery?) I think his facial features fit him now and he looks good.

What the FUCK are you talking about? You think he has had "skull surgery???!!!"

Here's another photo of Andrew looking absolutely hideous.

And another.....

I find him incredibly attractive now but IMHO he wasn’t that attractive 10 years ago. Everyone online is commenting that he doesn’t age. I think he has aged, he looks to be around 35, but he’s actually better looking now than he was when he did Amazing Spiderman.

As someone mentioned upthread his "ugly genes" have taken over as he's aged.

Who was Andrews date at the Oscars?

Andrew Garfield is an attractive man. He's definitely the best looking Spider-Man. People were swooning for him during the latest film. That being said we like what we like. I don't find Justin Timberlake attractive and many do. So there's that.

OP- I don’t find MADONNA attractive at all. There’s just something aesthetically unpleasing about her appearance. I’m not sure if it’s her long neck , squashed facial features , high forehead or big hair , but something is not right.

I agree with you. Her music sucks too.

R82 That's a good pose if you want to hide your long neck and fivehead.

So Andrew and Jamie Dornan were former roommates??? I would say that there's zero chance that they never fooled around with each other.

Dornan does not seem the slightest bit bi. Pretty boy as he was.

R84/R85 if you're posting those as a pro-Garfield statement you're definitely not helping your cause.

Miss OP and R95 has dug in her chacha heels on this, my dears.

I do

R95, you are embarrassing yourself to a truly cringe-worthy extent. Please continue.

He looks like the result of a drunken tryst between NPH and Sandra Bernhard.

He’s pretty in a dress.

He white.

imagine the possibility of enjoying a performer's talent without getting an erection over their looks

He has a great ass, and great lips. Otherwise, not that big of a deal.

R95 He looks great in these pictures. I find his oily skin hot. Like Gyllenhaals.

R100 He looks like dua lipa in that video

I shouldn't laugh OP, but that's funny!

he is talented with his hands....

I do find Andrew attractive, and a great actor to boot. So I was glad to discover last night that he has a miniseries coming up on Hulu called "Under the Banner of Heaven," starting Thursday, April 28.

Here's his Georgian lookalike, the ballet dancer Nikolay Tsiskaridze. Every bit as goofy-looking.