Vladimir Putin hiding girlfriend Alina Kabaeva, kids in Switzerland

they still have those passports though? I don't think Switzerland is in the business of revoking passports.

It's still really interesting that he did not think that they would be safe in Russia...

Adoration from Americans will keep him company.

Historians will write about Kabaeva like they did Eva Braun (in fact, people already are). It's still a bit weird that Hitler never had children though... why is that?

Hitler had a micro penis and I think just one, withered tiny testicle.

[quote]Hitler never had children though... why is that?

Low sperm count?

I genuinely did not know that about the testicle thing, that is interesting, thanks.

I remember hearing about Hitler having only one testicle back in the 90s but out of curiosity I just did a search on his sperm count: he "allegedly" had a micro penis.

And Switzerland took them in…fuck the Swiss.

She is no architect!

"Vladimir Putin hiding girlfriend Alina Kabaeva, kids in Switzerland"

So much for that secret. If anybody sees her at Walmart give her a piece of your mind

You Bette-r believe it!

Melanie Trump greeting Putin with a smile and then dropping the smile like a hot potato.

Somehow, Donald is OK, though (for Melania).

Those are old pictures, she must be an old bag by now.

Her Russian pumpkin head is a foot across.

Hopefull they will bore themselves to death in Switzerland. It's possible.

Hitler: He only had one ball

Göring had two, but they were very small

Himmler had somethin' sim'lar

But Dr. Goebells had no balls at all

(Once more with feeling)

She looks chunky. Those flowers he’s shoving at her hide nothing.

Putin used to stare at her in a smitten fashion that almost made him seem human. It probably had more to do with her renowned flexibility than genuine love.

[quote]It probably had more to do with her renowned flexibility than genuine love.

Mounting that beam really is the ultimate 4 inches of uncertainty and disappointment. For her.

[quote]Vladimir Putin hiding girlfriend Alina Kabaeva, kids in Switzerland

Er, hello!?!

The clip at R12 is REALLY WEIRD. WEIRD PEOPLE!!

I don’t know about the rest of you, but my heart just breaks for those oligarch mistresses facing sleepless nights over being unable to bedeck themselves in new couture and blood diamonds.

In its context, and in its own somewhat paradoxical-seeming way, it seems a human right.

I'm barely holding back tears as I apply my Lee Press-Ons, r22.

She probably thought she was so clever marrying a old guy with 50-200 billion bucks and a lot of power and would only need to fuck him a few times a year.

or - breeding with him. I see they aren't married.

He has 6 or 7 kids by 3 or 4 different women. He's a thief, a liar and a murderer- so like his bff Trump.

R22- Just wait until it's time for more fillers!

What if a Western country kidnapped her (and the kids)? You don’t have to hurt them, just threaten. Would that provide leverage over Putin?

The Clara Petacci of Russia

[quote]What if a Western country kidnapped her (and the kids)?

That was my immediate first thought. It is ... unlikely the US, UK, France or Germany would resort to this (though not impossible).

I'm sure Ukraine has some kind of intelligence service though, or they could hire it out. Yeah it would look bad, but Ukraine could turn around and broadcast video of dead Ukraine children.

I love Michelle Obama, but when she said "we go high" ... sorry she was wrong.

Imagine if she had said the opposite, r30.

Guys, I think he's such a hardcore KGB piece of shit he'd say, "kill them".

She forced his hand as the head of the big TV station to admit he would marry ... "someone" to the press. And then disappeared for two years. He don't play.

If he’s ever overthrown, then kidnap her and the kids. It will drive him mad. Do it now, you don’t know what craziness he’s capable of.

Sociopaths don't make deep connections. He probably juggles several hos.

In a Frontline documentary they told how in the 90s he stole the money allocated for a city's food aid, and he and his friends bought villas in Spain, etc. with the money (the food never materialized).

You can't get a Swiss passport for simply being born there. No way they have Swiss passports. I knew a US billionaire who tried to get Swiss citizenship after living there for years and having a C permit. They turned him down because neighbors in the village he lived in didn't like the walls he put up around his chateau. No joke. Switzerland should deport this woman and her bastards and deliver them to Kyiv.

R30 I think Putin needs to worry more about some of his fellow oligarchs doing a kidnapping.

He's the type to see them as disposable. They're useful and his as long as he wants them around but if they become spoiled or tiresome, meh. I mean, he'd put a bullet in them if she tried to leave him or looked at another guy, I'm sure, because he's a psychopath. But he doesn't have the capacity to love them.

She fug

Putin-esca.

They should be kidnapped and brought to live in Ukraine and we can see if Putin loves her enough.

The Russian women, always with the bouquets of flowers. I hope FTD cut off their floral supply. Enjoy your flower less birthdays, hard faced bitches.

I thought Putin was married.

^ was

He divorced the wife -- the chidren are in their 30s. Wife says he's the best father. A house cleaner that he messed around with had a baby...and then she soon owned a bank.

I think Putin is divorced. But he probably has many whores at his disposal. As people have said, he is a psychopath. They don't love anyone or care about anyone but themselves. That is what makes him so dangerous. Russians that have been in his inner circle are reporting now, saying that if he is in a corner and thinks he will die or be or be overthrown he will try to take the rest of the world with him. The world needs to get rid of those nukes. Psychopath dictators can hold the world hostage with those nukes.

[quote] Hitler had a micro penis and I think just one, withered tiny testicle.

If only he’d bought an over-sized pickup like the rest of them to compensate. I really hope Putin isn’t so afflicted.

I heard that Hitler once tried to have sex with a goat & it bit off part of his penis.

It was part of the reason he was so hostile & bitter in his lifetime.

Putin's first wife remarried, and to a younger man. He's clearly not a complete psycho (to those in his circle) or the couple wouldn't have dared.

If the events of July 1918 are repeated...oh well.

....

Murdoch's ex (and Ivanka Trump's BFF) Wendy Deng is another one of Putin's mistresses.

Isn't Naomi Campbell in the mix?

R51, this has always fascinated me. What the hell were they doing there? Ivanka had a newborn at home, and Wendi was likely still in service to Putin.

American oligarch

^ How come every right wing nut job has a fivehead? I wonder what the correlation is. That Mercer bitch looks like a SNL character

The Swiss are conservative gun nuts. Hopefully they reenact the Russian Revolution on that cunt and her spawn.

R56 The Swiss aren't gun nuts. Swiss soldiers are issued Army rifles for their military service. Otherwise it's practically impossible to purchase a gun in Switzerland. If you want to buy a handgun, you have to first have a psychiatric evaluation. Wish we did that here.

R52, Naomi has her another oligarch., Vladislav Doronin.

He bought her an island:

Speaking of Murdoch, I came upon this sickening Kodak moment.

Swiss citizenship is [italic]very[/italic] difficult to obtain for outsiders. Are we sure she's not just a resident?

There’s no pic r59.

She can't be a Swiss citizen and neither are her children. She may have a residency C permit but no Swiss passport. The Swiss should eject all the Russians.

This story is bullshit, there’s no evidence and Swiss media haven’t been able to confirm it. A chalet, really? Are they eating fondue, too? The Post also said she gave birth to twins in Ticino in 2015, but Swiss media couldn’t confirm that, either.

[quote] Switzerland should deport this woman and her bastards and deliver them to Kyiv.

That would be awesome, can you imagine? Switzerland is too wussy, but it would be so cool if swat teams surrounded the property, stormed in, she and the were kids sprayed with knockout gas like in a 1960s batman episode….. taken into custody, whisked onto a jet, flown to Ukraine and used by Ukrainian fighters as human shields.

That enormous compound that he owns has miles of underground tunnels, shelters, etc. I really do not think he would hide his family anywhere else and why should he? He has been building that compound for years for just such an event as this.

[Quote] The Swiss aren't gun nuts. Swiss soldiers are issued Army rifles for their military service. Otherwise it's practically impossible to purchase a gun in Switzerland

They can buy their military weapons and keep them at home.

Sounds to me like the Swiss are racist. Why aren’t they allowing Syrian and African refugees into Switzerland and giving them citizenship?

R58 I don't think that house was ever built.

R68, the Swiss believe that they are superior to everyone else. Obtaining Swiss citizenship is very difficult even if you have money.

Is he gathering all his kids (and their mothers) in this underground bunker? Awkward.

Uh Lyudmilla remarried several years ago, so she’s probably with her new husband in the south of France…

He probably has grandkids, too.

Why do all Russian women wear so much make-up? They all look like they belong in hair metal music videos from the early 1980's.

I bet they're hiding in a certain Chalet owned by a disgraced Prince and his nefarious former wife. You just know if there's bad guys involved Andrew is in the middle of it

Andrew would hide trash like that.

R58 they misspelled Whore-Us.

This is eerie. I'm not sure how reliable this is (could be fake) but there are claims that someone posted a picture of Putin's son Dmitry (with Kabaeva), and the kid looks so much like Putin. I think he looks a bit less sociopathic though. One hopes.

^ Oh, great another up and coming Putin, lucky world

Putin was a homely kid.

R67 Swiss men in the military (most of them) don't buy Army rifles, they are issued them for life. This is the theory of Switzerland, despite its small size, fending off invaders.

As for Switzerland being racist, Geneva is full of Congolese refugees who start up gangs selling drugs while receiving subsidized housing, health insurance, unemployment insurance.

Switzerland takes refugees?

This is a more recent photo. How does she keep a billionaire's attention?

Detain her and the kids. Pronto.

Vlad is one of the richest men in world

He's probably moved on (note that she isn't with him in his bunker?) He's just protecting his kids.

Hold them ransom until he's produced before the ICJ.

@r83, In Russia that is beauty queen

R81 the funny thing is those Congolese fled civil conflict that was stoked by a dictator who used Swiss banks to store his ill-gotten gains.

So what?

R88 Let's not go there when it comes to being fat.

Have you ever shopped at Walmart?

^ Lots of Russian women at Walmart

Switzerland should be forced to confirm or deny if they issued passports to Putin's bitch and their spawn. It's a simple question.

I'm sure they did and I'm sure Putin paid for them. It's not like he's a commoner like the rest of us.

[quote]Why do all Russian women wear so much make-up? They all look like they belong in hair metal music videos from the early 1980's.

They don't, R74. The women attached to these right-wing rich guys are a specific type which tends towards Overdone in All Things (cf Ivana and Melania Trump).

Actual Russian women of the ordinary middle class are mostly quite chic - and able to walk on icy roads in breathtakingly high heeled boots.

R94 Gotta disagree. When I visited Russia I felt like I was stepping into the 80s. (I'm not even R74, different poster.)

Interesting that someone close to Putin’s GF is talking, they want Alina to try and talk some sense into him. Apparently Alina isn’t even sure she could get to him and if she did make it through the layers of security, she’s worried she might not be let out again. Relationship problems with murderous dictators are unique.

A well-connected journalist who knows wives/girlfriends of oligarchs says that Kabaeva actually has five children, not four as widely reported.