Zach Bryan

There’s an up-and-coming Country singer whose music I like. I like his backstory. A Midwestern guy who joined the Navy (from a family of people who served in the Navy), started posting videos his songs while training in Florida with nothing else to do, went viral, got management/signed, played done shows, now is ready to release his first full album. It’s nice in an organic seeming way.

I…kinda have the hots for him, but I kinda don’t? He doesn’t ping at all — obviously — but he’s more sexy than handsome to me. I kinda feel like he’s what Zach Efron has been trying to look like with all the plastic surgery. He just looks manly. I think if he doesn’t keep up the skin care/hair care/work out regimen he’s gonna be a chubster when he hits forty. He already has NFL Head Coach Face.

Still, for now he’s young and hot and solidly built. Nice eyes too.