The world's longest neck

He sure ain't very purty.

Not as alarming as the young man with the freakishly large tongue:

Hold my Singha.

Should people with long necks (me, Romeo) wear turtle necks? Scarves, cravats?

Advise please tasteful DLers!

Is the thing on the bottom of the torso extra long, too?

-- asking for a friend

So it’s highly fashionable in 2022 to dress as a nerdy extra from a 1992 episode of “Beverly Hills 90201”?

They sure do love exposing their kids to the media do the Beckhamses.

I didn’t own any acid wash the first time around. Why did anyone think it needed resurrecting? Why? It’s objectively hideous.

And that denim isn’t even selvage. Trash.

I think he's totally hot - retro outfit notwithstanding.

Took me a minute to figure it out, but then...

Cute - but those clothes, ugh

Just think, he's the best looking Beckham offspring

Only Brooklyn and Romeo are adults though. Harper and Cruz still have time.

Romeo looks like every Puerto Rican and Dominican twink from the East Coast. I think Victoria had a secret black daddy like Martin Gore.

Sexy papi

I'm surprised Twitter is not accusing him of blackfishing like Kim K or Ariana.

[quote] Romeo looks like every Puerto Rican and Dominican twink

Why Puerto Rican and Dominican?

"Sexy papi "

Doesn't even come close...

R18 Because many Puerto Ricans and Dominicans are light-skinned and of partial African descent. I live in New Jersey and Victoria and Romeo could fit into any Caribbean neighborhood. It doesn't help Romeo has that shaved head and mustache and likes hip-hop and wearing sneakers and chains.

R19 That photo looks airbrushed and photoshopped lol

He needs to work on his shoulders. Slouchy.

A guy I worked with, good looking not tall or extraordinary, went to a celeb party and was in Milan in a week. Great, unassuming guy. Then NY, Paris, etc. he did it for a few months. Too much for this simple guy.

Anyway, I could not figure it out, and it dawned on me. He was shaped like a clothes hanger. His shoulders won it for him.

Amateur

Competition:

Looks like an ostrich.

He has a similarly wide mouth as Freddie Prinze Jr too

and the shortest, stumpiest legs, too....

He's very cute, imo. He looks like something straight out of British scally porn, which could very easily have been his fate, had his father had a severe leg injuy before hitting it big and if his mother's vocal talent suffered a - well, never mind.

His head and neck should come out of a retro jack-in-the-box— would put a big smile on some child’s face!

It feels kinda wrong rating the looks of barely legal teenagers.

^ Well, then don't

[quote] It feels kinda wrong rating the looks of barely legal teenagers.

Then why limit yourself to “barely”? Bare all.

In what ways does he look Puerto Rican or Dominican? I don’t see it b

He looks like if Posh had transitioned.

You have a point r28. If he was German he could have been apart that German porn where "alpha twinks" dominate daddies.

R35 = Trevor Donovan

Romeo is 19 and his parents are the ones trying to push their sons as models and tarting them up like they're pageant girls.

OP is giving toxic bully energy

Sporty must bathe in spray-on tanner, why is she always so dark?

I refuse to believe that the picture on the right at R17 is anything other Victoria with a pencil-drawn moustache.

The dark Welsh are the Italian of GB.

Alfie Enoch from Harry Potter and How to Get Away With Murder has a very long neck, too. It’s a shame because he has a very cute face, just a freakishly long neck.

He’s a Cardassian (not a Khardashian).

r38 = Victoria Beckham

[quote] The world's longest neck

I hold that title.

I do like a man with a long neck. But a man.

This boy/man is like a cookie pulled too soon from the oven. He hadn't yet formed properly so better to reserve opinion.

I guess the big mouth and long neck will come in handy for blowing multiple dicks at the same time.

Green socks.

More room for the trashy neck tats that he is sure to get.

Romeo becomes richest Beckham sibling with $2.2m mega deal, Romeo Beckham is a chip off the old block, landing a $2.2 million contract to become the new face of Puma.

He is more wealthy than the overwhelming majority of us.

Sure, but the majority of us weren’t born to millionaire parents. No way he would’ve secured that deal without his famous parents’ names. He’s not that good-looking.

Thanks Bitches ! I hadnt noticed that and now its all I can see. Youve ruined a perfectly good chav wank . He looks like a human Pez dispenser.

Keep up the good work, DL, this is my kind of porn...

He has chav-face

R50 Rich tend to get richer. Nothing new here. He'd be working at a 7-Eleven or McDonald's if not a Beckham.

Is he gay, bi or not? He smells cookies like no tomorrow. I'm sure he has to do the bearding for his image. Nobody wants an openly gay soccer player or male model for sportswear. I'm waiting for nudes to leak.

Uma Thurman was always FUNNY looking with her GIRAFFE neck.

Uma Thurman is someone who is simultaneously pretty and bizarre looking. Her whole body and face is elongated.

R58- Exactly. That movie from 1996 she was supposed to be the BEAUTIFUL one and Jeanne Garofalo was supposed to be the plain girl. I thought at the time UT was odd and gawky in that movie and JG was the really pretty one.

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He got plenty of canvass for a nice neck tattoo.

Not the dreaded necktoo.

Audrey Hepburn had a long, pretty neck.

The world's longest neck my ass, whatcha talkin' about Willis?

Is he to grow a bit more in height? He doesn't look proportionate.

I have always thought that Posh Spice as well as Minnie Driver had, perhaps, a Black grandparent or great grandparent. No intolerance nor disrespect intended.

With this kid, though. No schooling? No nothing? I don't get it. New wealth like Posh and Becks should strive to be generational in scope or the kids won't know what to do years from now because their money will die with their parents.

He's only 19 and in is awkward stage, I think he just needs to gain some weight and musculature which will make his neck and mouth look less awkward. Men can keep growing until about 25.