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Too Bad Former Pro Footballer Eric Decker is a Republican…

Because he fine…

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by Anonymousreply 37January 7, 2023 11:33 PM

Of course he is, as a (likely) straight white male.

by Anonymousreply 1March 1, 2022 1:38 AM

You can have the alternative, the true blue pajama boy. Normal people are likely to pick Decker.

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by Anonymousreply 2March 1, 2022 1:43 AM

[quote]Of course he is, as a (likely) straight white male.

You don’t even have to be straight, just rich and white.

by Anonymousreply 3March 1, 2022 1:44 AM

Men who want to improve their body want to improve their nation.

by Anonymousreply 4March 1, 2022 1:50 AM

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by Anonymousreply 5March 1, 2022 1:59 AM

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by Anonymousreply 6March 1, 2022 2:14 AM

They had a reality show back in 2013.

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by Anonymousreply 7March 1, 2022 2:16 AM

who worries if the dick in them is Democrat or Republican?

by Anonymousreply 8March 1, 2022 2:25 AM

I feel like white guys like this (I know plenty) end up marrying very bland and boring white skinny blond girls who have the bodies of pre-teen boys. And they end up cheating on them.

By the way, did they pay the paparazzi to take those pictures? They look so staged.

by Anonymousreply 9March 1, 2022 2:37 AM

Happy is the person who has the privilege of taking a faceful of his spurting seed.

by Anonymousreply 10March 1, 2022 2:42 AM

His attractiveness is not consistent.

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by Anonymousreply 11March 1, 2022 2:45 AM

i always thought he looked retarded.

also 90% of white male athletes are conservative.

not sure why this is noteworthy.

by Anonymousreply 12March 1, 2022 2:47 AM

I was just going to post that, r11. He looks different in every photo and not in a good way.

by Anonymousreply 13March 1, 2022 2:48 AM

R9 Yes they marry trophy wives and cheat on them with the more fun stripper types or uglier girls who are slutty but much nicer.

by Anonymousreply 14March 1, 2022 2:49 AM

R11 You can't go by those team roster type photos. I swear they use the photographers that do school pictures. Even the guys with the biggest swag look like dweebs in them.

by Anonymousreply 15March 1, 2022 2:55 AM

Wow, at R11…”Hi Miss Gumms!”

by Anonymousreply 16March 1, 2022 2:57 AM

He is gross there are thousands of white football players that are better looking.

by Anonymousreply 17March 1, 2022 2:58 AM

He doesn’t look like a prize to me.

by Anonymousreply 18March 1, 2022 2:58 AM

R12 Straight white male CHRISTIAN athletes. Christianity is pushed hard on athletes starting early in life. There are plenty of straight white male Democrats. Add Christian to the mix and that % plummets. By Christian I mean either shoving it in your face or regular church attendees. Most Center/Right, Center, Center/Left people have given up going to the now radicalized churches.

by Anonymousreply 19March 1, 2022 3:00 AM

R19

They are few and far between. You're deluding yourself.

by Anonymousreply 20March 1, 2022 3:02 AM

I think the pyjama boy looks cute.

by Anonymousreply 21March 1, 2022 3:03 AM

R19 Or they go to one of those mega churches like Joel Osteen's that is kind of superficially Christian but they don't slam doctrine or politics down their throats.

by Anonymousreply 22March 1, 2022 3:04 AM

Didn’t he fuck around on her, or am I thinking of some other asshole?

by Anonymousreply 23March 1, 2022 3:10 AM

Assuming it's the same Eric Decker, his political contributions, at least for 2008, are all over the place

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by Anonymousreply 24March 1, 2022 3:45 AM

He looks special needs.

by Anonymousreply 25March 1, 2022 10:05 AM

He looks like Madison Keys

by Anonymousreply 26March 1, 2022 10:14 AM

His wife comes across as vulgar and tacky.

by Anonymousreply 27March 1, 2022 10:44 AM

His face looks good sometimes but kinda weird others. His body is a 10. And he doesn’t even work out a lot. His wife has spoken about how they both only work out a limited amount of time a week but are naturally more “fit”, which usually means they were genetically blessed. My stepdad is like that. He has a natural nice build. He doesn’t need to work out much. I’m the opposite lol.

by Anonymousreply 28March 1, 2022 10:46 AM

That marriage has a lot of skeletons. He retired so young fast because of her. He kept cheating on her but she wants to paint this perfect, young hot couple for the world to see. No relationship is perfect, but he was cheating on her all of the time.

She’s also lowkey pretty homophobic. There are stories about her.

by Anonymousreply 29March 1, 2022 10:48 AM

I want so badly to eat out his hole.

by Anonymousreply 30March 1, 2022 11:42 AM

[quote]Too Bad [insert just about any hot guy in existence here] is a Republican…because he fine…

Fixed that for you.

by Anonymousreply 31March 1, 2022 11:58 AM

Don't know what some of you are on about - he's finer than fine in every pic.

by Anonymousreply 32March 1, 2022 3:52 PM

Good rid of the fish…does she even sing anymore?

by Anonymousreply 33March 1, 2022 6:43 PM

R2 THANK YOU

by Anonymousreply 34March 1, 2022 7:03 PM

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by Anonymousreply 35January 6, 2023 9:11 PM

when he's hot he's hot.

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by Anonymousreply 36January 7, 2023 3:00 AM

I don’t like his wife…she seems tacky.

by Anonymousreply 37January 7, 2023 11:33 PM
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