Most Beautiful First Lady?

Based on physical appearance alone, Melania wins hands down.

But she was and still is a cunt.

Obviously it was Jackie Onassis you cunt

I can't believe Jackie isn't on the list.

What kind of person does a poll like this on DataLounge and doesn't include Jackie?

Melania's looks

Michelle's grace

Laura's class

Hillary's intelligence

Barbara's wit

Nancy's taste

Rosalynn's heart

Betty's don't give a shit what people think attitude

Pat's alcohol tolerance

R5 And Jill’s compassion

I can’t believe you don’t include Vivian Vance!

Where the fuck is Eleanor Roosevelt?

We know which on gave the best blow jobs.

I frankly think Jill is the prettiest.

Michelle is fabulous but she's not beautiful.

Melania is a pig.

Al Gore.

Next election we can add Chasten Buttigieg to the list.

Young Jill Biden was stunning

[quote] Nancy's taste

For dick snot?

I love BWC !!!

Michelle Obama and Jill Biden are absolutely beautiful ladies, in the sense they are classy, smart, compassionate, hard working, and yes, pretty. They both offer a full package.

Melania is good looking, but an abject human being. She’s not a beautiful person at all.

That's DOCTOR Jill Biden to you.

Melania is not good-looking. Not even a little bit. She looks exactly like what she is, a cheap Slavic whore. You must defer to my many years of lesbian gazing at women on this point, gentlemen.

As for the best-looking first lady, I wouldn't care to venture an opinion, since I have seen actual photos of only a fraction thereof. Hell, for all I know, John Quincy Adams' wife might have been a real looker!

Melania has those squinty little piggy eyes and a lot of plastic. I admit her body is nice and sculpted but she's still an amoral whore.

Barbara Bush on a list of best looking First Ladies? Really, OP?

Bess Truman was stunning.

R18 bless you Senior Lez

omg

Jackie

Bar. Her cock was STUNNING.

Jackie Kennedy and Michelle Obama. Both had an advantage of being younger than the usual age of first ladies, but they still would have been best looking if they were ten years older when "in office". Melania should be disqualified from this survey because of all the plastic surgery.

Monica Lewinsky

I guess Barbara Bush didn't look too bad, ca 1944, but when she was First Lady, she definitely wasn't very attractive.

This poll is useless without Jackie.

Here you go. Part of the beauty pageant line up. Hilary in this photo because she's the youngest.

R30, Where's Betty Ford's neck?

Michelle easily.

Soon to be Chasten

Nancy had great 80s style back in the day. Melania is very pretty and did look amazing at times. Michelle Obama became more attractive and more stylish with time, but I really did not like it when she did the sundress thing.

Honestly, if you are not blind, Melania.

You are just silly hypocrites pushing Michelle. She may have her qualities, but she just isn't a pretty woman.

So so beautiful etc.

R37 I think her husbsnd would make a more beautiful woman than she is, if he put on a wig and make up.

I’m surprised Michelle is so highly rated.

Only a gay message board would omit the first lady with the sleekest hair style and best bust line of the modern era.

Barbara Bush for sure. Nobody else could advertise a product the way that you did for years.

Where's Jackie? She was beautiful, stylish and elegant. Though not sexy or hot. Michelle is charismatic, elegant and poised but not really beautiful. Attractive is a better term. The rest aren't beautiful or elegant to me. Melania looks like a common street whore.

Melania has a great body, fake breasts notwithstanding. No fashion sense, has a stalking walk and little physical grace. Her face is ruined, eyes squinty. A friend of mine worked near Trump Tower and saw her often before 2016, few times since. She said that Melania looks awful in person, with that inhuman blankness. And what about that hair? Her natural hairline must be near the top of her skull, that's why she has that combed forward center part and all the extensions to fill out her thin hair.

Poor Pat Nixon. Her husband's disgrace overwhelms everything.

But an effort to set that aside allows one to see that was very pretty.

Michelle Obama has gorgeous skin and carries herself impressively.

This is what I don't like about you Americans. You seem like nice and laid back guys with big smiles when I meet you in Europe, and good looking too. Lots of beautiful American guys.

But you are such hypocrites and, I apologize for my frankness, liars. Ok, you can like Michelle Obama as a person and first lady. Harvard law school and all. But to any person with a good eye sight, she would be... well, more on the ugly spectrum. Unappealing and coarse non feminine facial features, bad jaw, hips too wide and much stronger lower than upper part of body etc. Overall lack of femininity.

And I understand your contempt and disliking of Trump, but Melania objectively, even in her 50s and robotic appearance has good symmetrical proportions and above average looks, not only compared to rather plain American first ladies.

If you evaluate them on how they all looked at 30, Melania wins hands down. The squinty eyes and fried brassy hair are weird now, but she’s is still stunning and none of the others come close.

Jackie and Michelle are both attractive and have something special, but their faces aren’t really beautiful. The photo in this thread shows a very pretty young Jill Biden, but it seems to be an especially good photo of her and she’s an extremely generic-looking blonde. Since she was so much older when she came into the public eye, it’s hard evaluate her looks.

I mean, I have always just loved Woody Allen and his films. He is my favorite contemporary film director (although I am appalled by the allegations). But I never ever claimed he was a handsome man. I see how he looks, I am not blind.

Frances Folsom was only 21 when she became First Lady upon marrying 49-year-old President Grover Cleveland during his first term (1885-1889)). Cleveland was the only president to serve two non-consecutive terms, so she served as First Lady again from 1893 to 1897.

Anyway, she was considered to be very beautiful by her contemporaries. I'm sure if you add makeup and modern hairstyling/fashion, she would look stunning by today's standards.

Nice figure, too!

Obviusly Melania, it's not even a contest

R45 Exactly this. I don't get why americans insist that Michelle is beautiful. Melania was a model and she is obviusly the beautiful one, great body, great proportions and beautiful face.

R51 I think they know Michelle is a plain and unappealing looking woman, but are stubborn.

It's only American liberals/Democrats who think that Melania is/was a dog. The American left, in general, seem obligated to go against the status quo about everything, including beauty. Look at all of the ugly/obese/grotesque people they are pushing on us as the new standard(s) of beauty. It's pitiful.

In the '90s, Hilary got criticized lot by the right, but at least they admitted that she was an attractive woman. Rather, it was her daughter Chelsea who became the easy target of their ugly insults,, understandably.

I seriusly don't see a hint of beauty in Michelle, despite all the fixing in style they tried on her, do americans really think that repeating a lie(that she's beautiful) it will make it real? At her best she's plain. And she has no sense of style or dressing, it's a lost cause, but that should not be a problem, i thought her best trait was that she's smart.

Nancy has no fucking business on this list, with that lightbulb head , FAS face and those horrible legs not unlike those of Margaret in the cartoon strip Dennis the Menace.

I think that Americans, the so called woke ones, want to point that they are progressive by proclaiming that the only black first lady, who was obviously an unattractive woman (to put it kindly) should be considered the most beautiful one. But it only make them look quite the opposite, patronizing and condscending.

And not racist like you r56? You’re slime.

R54, I think her height gives her a presence that makes her attractive. In addition, she received vicious criticism about her looks that had a racist element. I think a lot of people (especially white people with less experience evaluating the appearances of black women) reacted to that by deciding they were going to consider her beautiful. I’m not going to fault anyone for that.

As already pointed out, Her age is a factor. She came into the public eye at a younger age than other recent first ladies. Similar for Jackie. Jackie had style, but her face was nothing great.

Also, the bar for First Ladies has always been pretty low.

I don’t think it’s that shocking that people think Michelle is beautiful by US First Lady standards. I think she’s a very attractive woman, overall. But the insistence that Melania is not good-looking is disturbing. Because you see that kind of delusion in other opinions. Another example is Nick Sandmann and people’s insistence that he did something wrong at that DC protest. I don’t mean to target liberals, though. Conservatives are just as bad. Melania and Sandmann are just very good examples of something where there is very little subjectivity, but people still insist that up is down.

PS, none of them are beautiful. Attractive yes, save for Nancy. But they have other attributes like education and engaging personalities. Save for that whore Melania.

Dolly Madison was considered a stunner back in the day. There are photos of her when she was in her 70s where she's still a cute little old lady.

Helen Taft was very pretty.

R39 I voted Michelle and I think she has voted so highly is because she is recent and still looks young and very beautiful. Melania looks like a $2 hooker and we are all probably judging the others as older women. If we had photos or could be bothered to look the others up when they were young Michelle might not be so far out in front in this poll.

I'm honestly having trouble finding photos of Melania where she looks beautiful. Her hair has always been thin and stringy and her face has odd proportions. A hot body (post plastic surgery) doesn't make a beautiful woman.

Best twat

Plus Melania has legs like baseball bats.

R57 Don't you see how sad and miserable you are. Calling a person slime for disagreeing in first lady beauty contest. I truly feel sorry for you. You really are a disturbed person. Mom and Dad didn't love you, Dad abused you? Coz what he did to you wasn't love.

And prostituting the word racist over Obama's "beauty", you silly fatherfucker?

Melania married a moron, but she is not the only one. Whoring is a traditional trade in US and there is no other nation that would do so much for a dollar. I see that it is mostly xenophobic projection when you insist on her being the uberwhore.

If she weren’t such a cunt, Melania could be described as pretty.

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Interesting no one is talking about Laura. To me, this is what makes her beautiful. She was elegant, classy, intelligent, and stayed out of the spot light. Probably one of the best read First Ladies we have ever had.

DL loves to bring up the accident that occurred when she was 17-18. It was terrible, but she was a kid and talks about how it still haunts her today.

What about First Mistress?

Can someone explain to me why people on here hate Melania so much? And why everyone seem so invested into calling her names and slut shaming her and insisting she is ugly while she is, to everyone that has eyes, the only beautiful one of the bunch?

[Quote]Obviusly Melania, it's not even a contest

Oh dear, on both counts.

72= Chuck Grassley

Jacqueline Kennedy, you fool OP.

Jacqueline Kennedy was ugly

R66 = SLIME. RACIST SLIME.

The thing that an European would appreciate in Melania is that she has always stayed away from the political scene as much as possible.

Because the institution of first lady is considered silly in Europe, something more appropriate for dictators someone like like Imelda Marcos and Evita Peron. Liberal darlings Hillary and Michelle are considered the tackiest and most pushy and hungry for attention. So, if Melania is a whore these two were attention whores.

In Europe, nobody has ever seen the wives of Italian or Spanish PMs, nor former German's PM Angela Merkel's husband .Nor the president of EU comisson Ursula von der Leyen's husband. Even Putin's wife is a mystery. Nobody cares. Only Macron is parading his old lady.

R77 daddyfucker

Melania is a grifting whore.

R77 You are a racist because the only man you fucked is your father and you are the same race

To be fair, isn’t Putin’s wife (and children) a mystery because of security concerns? The other spouses are just low-profile, not hidden.

It's a troll, r77, stop feeding it. That guy brought up Woody Allen earlier in the thread for no reason but to troll.

Michelle looks manlier than her husband

Understood r83 and blocked.

Which Melania? The real one or the imposter?

I actually thought that Hillary was very attractive when she was younger, and especially when she was First Lady.

To be fair, the impostor Melania was sometimes the real Melania with poor makeup contouring and her wiglet askew.

HAHA~!

Hillary was a good looking woman while she was first lady, she only had fat legs.

Re: Laura Bush

I was deployed to Afghanistan near the end of her husband’s term, and she came to visit our base while in the region to tour schools for girls.

I hated her husband and used to think she looked like the Joker in photos, but she was beautiful in person. She was short, but had beautiful skin, a glowing smile, and perfect hair. She was also petite.

I think Hillary always had a dumpy body, which kept her from being a head-turner. She did have a very pretty face that managed to also be interesting and intelligent-looking.

R91 Agreed. Laura has always been very well put together. She also did not get involved in politics like Hillary or Michelle, but she knew what was going on (unlike Melania).

R93 Yea, Hillary and Michelle were the worst. when I go to dentist I don't want her husband there staring in my mouth and talking about the root canal.

R94 Some people think Hillary got too involved in the policies. Laura kept a quiet profile. Melania just lounged around.

Whatever, R54.

[quote]Melania married a moron, but she is not the only one. Whoring is a traditional trade in US and there is no other nation that would do so much for a dollar. I see that it is mostly xenophobic projection when you insist on her being the uberwhore.

Well, being the trophy wife of a rich, fat, old man is a kind of whoring.

One way to settle the argument:

^^^ Then it's definitely Mamie Eisenhower, R98.

The votes for Melania must be entirely from Russian bots. She’s been a squinty eyed skag who wasn’t even attractive enough to have a legit modeling career.

Every First Lady was smart and accomplished. The only fair tiebreaker is who had the best set of tits? Bam, Mamie Eisenhower, winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Melania certainly has had the most plastic surgery.

[quote]Can someone explain to me why people on here hate Melania so much? And why everyone seem so invested into calling her names and slut shaming her and insisting she is ugly while she is, to everyone that has eyes, the only beautiful one of the bunch?

Are you forgetting that Melania is the only First Lady with nude photos in her past? It's certainly not impossible that she did sex work in her younger days to make ends meet.

Ok the question should be which one is most beautiful but not made up of 99 percent plastic? Mel doesn’t even make the list.

R104 I see what you are saying. I think that is one reason people liked Barbara so much. She aged like a normal person. She did not hide the weight gain, wrinkles, and white hair. She accepted herself. not her looks.

And George Sr loved her the same.

R103 OMG, the nudes, the nudes...Cover the eyes of the children.

R100 Yes, because the people who are not Russian are blind.

No matter the beauty queen contest I think we could never see eye to eye. What is sad is that so many of you gay (I suppose) Americans became so narrow minded and brainwashed that anyone who disagrees with you is troll or even racist like a poster with lower mental capacities suggested (you know you have don far worse thing to blacks in US than not acknowledging the "beauty" of a privileged rich wife).

The fact is that Melania, even though she married a caricature of a tycoon (obviously for money) and even though she has no charm, no education, seems cold, unsympathetic and almost robotic is in a way somehow less irritating than your other first ladies to an European eye.

The majority of other women on the list are what you DLers call American fraus. And Michelle, a black woman, seems like an irritating American oberfrau. By no means she is left behind by white Karens. They are like ladies from hystorical American female morality association. Pushy, hungry for attention, taking care of moral health of the nation and acting as if they were elected for the position. Like the 19th century hausfraus when a doctor's wife was called mrs. Doctor and giving minor advice to people in her village. And their big fake smiles and phoniness.

Melania is such a grim and grumpy, "I am here only for the money" type. And the repulsion and disgust she shows, you must respect her for her honesty.

But as I said we are such different cultures that we would see things in the same way.

I meant "never see things in the same way"

The pic of Jill Biden at r13 is hot. Great rack that, in all likelihood, isn’t surgically enhanced…

Michelle isn't beautiful, but she is a handsome woman.

Melania looks like a shark—totally dead behind the eyes. She was actually pretty in a girl-next-door way when she was young.

Pat Nixon was GORJJUS

She wasn't technically a First Lady because she died before her husband was elected, but I think Ellen Arthur was beautiful.

R111 I was thought in English class that only men are handsome. Maybe my teacher was old school, but it is not a great compliment for a woman, as if she is a drag queen.

Michelle Obama is striking- statuesque, great taste, great mind.

Jill Biden is also a wonderful woman and very pretty, even as an older woman.

Mrs. O was both although much more reserved than Michelle. She was a charmer though- charisma for days.

ER was homely, but lit up any room she entered with her smile, intelligence and charisma. The inner life of a person becomes much more important as they age.

JBKO, hands down

My God Charlie at R115 you sound as if you came from some Daytime drama.

This was something my family frequently discussed. My dad thought Laura Bush was the prettiest. Mom and I agreed that it was Jackie Kennedy.

R118 It is obvious your mama and you knew nothing about female sex appeal, while daddy did.

I think a big reason Melania was so uninvolved publicly, was because her English is really bad and public speaking would invite mocking. We heard from those secret tapes, that she can be very opinionated.

To be technical about it only Dr Jill Bifen can be the most beautiful first lady as she is the first lady. All the others are FORMER first ladies

Only a Russian troll would create such a post with a stupid poll and leave Jackie O off the list.

It sure as hell wasn’t Pat Nixon.

R122 Youbare the silliest creature on world. Imagine Russia being in war and Russian trolls making threads about beauty of US first ladies.

The First Lady

Asking a bunch of hissy, prissy older gay men for their opinion on female beauty.

Okay.

R126 You are right R126. At first I thought they voted for Michelle because they were woke and wanted to be politically correct.

But then I realized she is the most masculine, so they really think she is attractive.

No dish but a bobcat in the sack.

^ Bitch stole my act.

Pat Nixon seemed gangly and awkward. Couldn’t have been easy being married to a cunt like Richard Nixon.

Mary Todd set the standard

Melania looks like she came out of a crate headed for the 13th floor of the Twilight Zone department store.

Um sorry, R111. Pre-plastic surgery Melania doesn't look that pretty, just more natural.

[quote]The fact is that Melania, even though she married a caricature of a tycoon (obviously for money) and even though she has no charm, no education, seems cold, unsympathetic and almost robotic is in a way somehow less irritating than your other first ladies to an European eye.

Yup, you're definitely a sexist Russian troll. You think women should be quiet and obedient and in the background, just eye candy. Are you going to criticize Betty Ford for talking about addiction and starting the Betty Ford Clinic.

[quote]R103 OMG, the nudes, the nudes...Cover the eyes of the children.

Yup, that should be a new requirement for all presidential nominees. Their wives can't be skanks with nudie pics in their shady past.

I agree Michelle is not beautiful. But Melania isn't either. Both are nothing special to me. The only truly beautiful one we had was Jackie Kennedy. Also if you're European you must realize Americans have a different standard and being a diverse society, we even prefer a blended look. It's not about being woke, we are a racially heterogeneous society

[quote]Every First Lady was smart and accomplished.

Yes, Melania was an accomplished golddigger. She has skills. She knew how to reel in Donnie.

To be fair to Melania, he did say he was worth over $7,000,000,000.

"Yup, that should be a new requirement for all presidential nominees. Their wives can't be skanks with nudie pics in their shady past."

"Hey, Chasten! Are you sure you deleted those Grindr pics?"

James Buchanan never married. I'd like to see a pic of the First Secret Boyfriend.

That was William Rufus King.

Yes, R141, but King died of tuberculosis 4 years before Buchanan became president. I assume Buchanan found someone else, but I guess we'll never know who he was. I can't imagine the pressure of being a closeted gay president at that time, though there is a possibility he was asexual.

T"he two men lived together for 13 years from 1840 until King's death in 1853. Buchanan referred to the relationship as a "communion", and the two often attended official functions together. Contemporaries also noted and commented upon the unusual closeness. Andrew Jackson mockingly called them "Miss Nancy" and "Aunt Fancy" (the former being a 19th-century euphemism for an effeminate man, while Aaron V. Brown referred to King as Buchanan's "better half".

Loewen has described Buchanan and King as "Siamese twins". Sol Barzman, a biographer of vice presidents, wrote that "King's "fastidious habits and conspicuous intimacy with the bachelor Buchanan gave rise to some cruel jibes." Buchanan adopted King's mannerisms and romanticized view of southern culture. Both had strong political ambitions, and in 1844, they planned to run as president and vice president. Both men were soft, effeminate, and eccentric. They spent some time apart while King was on overseas missions in France, and their letters remain cryptic and avoid revealing any personal feelings at all. In May 1844, Buchanan wrote to Cornelia Roosevelt, "I am now 'solitary and alone,' having no companion in the house with me. I have gone a wooing to several gentlemen, but have not succeeded with any one of them. I feel that it is not good for man to be alone, and I should not be astonished to find myself married to some old maid who can nurse me when I am sick, provide good dinners for me when I am well, and not expect from me any very ardent or romantic affection." After King died in 1853 Buchanan described him as "among the best, the purest and most consistent public men I have known"

Thanks for the interesting info, R143.

Let's just give up. There hasn't been a beautiful first lady.

Nancy was pretty, but not beautiful.

[quote]R111 I was thought in English class that only men are handsome. Maybe my teacher was old school, but it is not a great compliment for a woman, as if she is a drag queen.

Yes, R114. Calling a woman "handsome" is a backhanded compliment. You're implying she looks mannish.

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I call G handsome and I'd never compliment her. Those cheekbones. She's like the back side of the Hollywood Bowl

The lovely Mamie Eisenhower

Mammy Eisenhower. I think only the Nixon kids got to call her that.

How about a thread on the mistresses of Presidents?

Tits for beads!

R134 Yes, little idiot, because we sexist Russian trolls have nothing to do these days but discuss the nonexistent beauty of American first fraus on minor gossip sites.

"Yup, that should be a new requirement for all presidential nominees. Their wives can't be skanks with nudie pics in their shady past."

I would always prefer a decent nude to pics of smooching with Weinstein.

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[quote]R134 Yes, little idiot, because we sexist Russian trolls have nothing to do these days but discuss the nonexistent beauty of American first fraus on minor gossip sites.

Yes, Russian troll. Russia has a huge population. You're one of the many Russians who aren't on the front lines in Ukraine and trying to redraw the map of Europe.

Russian troll farms never close down.

Btw, not all American First Ladies can be as beautiful as Raisa Gorbachev. See photo at R157.

R134 You are a hilarious little thing. When I succeed the throne after Putin, will you be my first lady?

Shouldn't we know if he's beautiful first?

Oh God, no, R159. Russia is too much like the Soviet Union these days --- no independent press, rigged elections, rampant corruption among the Russian oligarchs, completely corrupt justice system, eg a place where Putin can thrive. I wish much better for the Russian people but I'm afraid the person who will succeed Putin will be exactly like him.

Btw the wife of Boris Yeltsin was a real looker. American women can only hope to aspire to such beauty and elegance. No fraus in Russia.

Never mind R160. DL will proclaim him beautiful like they did with Michelle.

R161 But the way you described it, it will feel like home to you.

R161 I got the feeling you are a bit shy.

Um no, R163. I live in Canada. We're not planning to invade the U.S. anytime soon.

Bill looks damn sexy in the photo at R161. I'd push Hilary out of the way and start undoing his pants.

Ah, Canadian. Are you the guy who opposed to nudes. You are a bit prudish. Doesn't matter cause we are conservative in Russia, too.

Not Barbara Bush!

Nah, you misunderstood, R167. I think all First Ladies from now on should have nude pics of themselves splashed all over the internet. It adds to the dignity of the position. If the President and First Lady meet with the Queen, Liz should know what the First Lady looks like naked. Why be prudish?

I'll bet Mamie Eisenhower looked awesome naked.

But i can rely on you not having nudes all over the Internet?

Well I do go to the nude beach once in a while in the summer, R170.

What if someone took your picture there. You know everyone carries these phones around. And you probably attract a lot of attention.

How old are you, R171?

R172, if someone takes a photo of me on their phone without my permission, they are the one who is in the wrong, and I would never give permission. A little different from good ole Melanie agreeing to a nude photo spread for money because she can't be bothered to get a legitimate job.

[quote]How old are you, R171?

Over 35 and less than a 100.

R174 You Canadians are cunning, but it wouldn't pass in Russia. Try to explain that you didn't give the permission to be photographed when they sentence you to Gulag.

Btw, let me introduce myself, I am Boris.

Less then 100. You are still young.

I like to think so, R177 😆.

We are very similar you Canadians and us Russians. You would feel at home very soon.

Hahaha, Boris. You're a real charmer. I don't think we're very similar, except for the cold climate. We have to stop flirting like this. This isn't a dating site. We have to get back to the topic --- American First Ladies.

Ok Canadian, don't be scared. It is only prejudice that we Russians force things.

R168 There's only one Bush in this family.

^ Amateur

[quote]Ok Canadian, don't be scared. It is only prejudice that we Russians force things.

You're right As we can see from recent events, Russians aren't autocratic and imperialistic.

Okay, back to the topic of the thread. Why was George Bush Sr. attracted to mannish women?

^ Mismatched sein? Quelle horreur!

Jackie had some poor titties.

R184 Yes, back to the topic. But save yourself for me when we occupy the US. Then you will be the most beautiful first lady.

Melanoma might win for best prostitute to ever “sleep” in the White House, or best plastic surgery, no way that skank should be on the list. Seems like a thread, by a RWNJ OP.

No, R161, I’d say this is far more accurate:

Apologies for the wayward comma…

Does Heidi Cruz plan on being first lady?

R182 that is just tacky. She is a very sweet, intelligent, and classy woman that did not do the sins of her husband and his friends.

Jackie had lopsided tits but a great ass!

I might go with Frances Folsom Cleveland

Meh. Give me that "big fat Greek ass"

Cut a liberal and a fascist bleeds.

R189, that model belongs on the new Project Runway…

She is a very sweet, intelligent, and classy woman that just happened to murder me.

Fixed for R192

If we rate just based strictly on the beauty only, no one on the list can match Melania’s beauty. She may have been a whore but she’s a very very beautiful woman.

Why no discussion of Rosalynn Carter?

Gays are making me lose to Obama lady! Hurry Baron! You must vote to help Mommy!

Oh, patty. OH PATTY

[quote]R184 Yes, back to the topic. But save yourself for me when we occupy the US. Then you will be the most beautiful first lady.

Yes, when Americans see one of Canada's rusty, old navy ships off the coast trying to invade their country, they'll poop their pants.

Nah, I'm a proud gay man. I don't want to be called "First Lady". We'll have to come with a new title --- maybe First Gay Gentleman or First Gay Hubby or Second Most Important Homo in the Land. Something like that.

*come up

I’ve always thought that if given a current type makeover that both Rosalyn Carter and Laura Bush are very pretty women. Laura Bush at some angles had a Vivian Leigh/ Delta Burke look.

^ Twins

R205 Viv was a better driver.

I wonder which one John Wayne Gacy would have voted for?

What am I OP, chopped fuckin liver?

Ignore them Jacks, they're just a bunch of old fags

Slovenian women are real lookers. They eat healthier diet and are more physically active than American women, who, even when they are from higher classes and not fat, tend to get these big asses and thighs of sitting long hours in the office and eating junk. Ok, I know, life is much harder for an ordinary woman in US.

Here is a pic of Luka Dončić's mum. She is an ordinary woman about 50 yo, working as a beautician, not a trophy wife like Melania.

I remember when I went to a club in Ljubljana as a teenager, with a couple of friends. I have seen the most beautiful drag queen there.

About 6’3’’, strong athletic body with broad shoulders. Big hands and pronounced biceps-es (as he was in a sleeveless dress). Long muscly legs. Beautiful face with aquiline nose and piercing eyes.

I fell in love immediately, but was too young and shy to approach.

A great deal of Jackie's "beauty" can be attributed to the fact that her three immediate predecessors were older and unattractive.

Look at the size of Jackie’s feet.

But her titties are really pitiful. For a woman it is the same as for a guy having a micro penis.

R214, Jackie wore a size 10 shoe and one heel from each pair had to have 1/4" added to the heel because one of her legs was shorter than the other.

Obama should have married Tyler while he was still gay, if he wanted a beautiful first lady.

Joan Rivers referred to Michelle as "The Black Jackie".

Who the fuck voted for Melanoma? She’s a cold, heartless, calculating bitch who looks plastic and utterly devoid of humanity. That instantly renders her ugly in my view.

^ She's a 10.

Her beauty is out of this world.

Marvelous taste in clothes.

Well, we have a problem with your first ladies.

Jovanka, the first lady of Yugoslavia was something.

And people only once heard her voice, when she was baptizing an ocean liner. Everyone was astonished that she, a big boned ex partisan soldier and a colonel in army had a very high pitched voice.

Jovanka Broz as young partisan.

Wow, R222. Hilary's hair and clothes look so dumpy in that photo.

R225, So, what else is new?

That saucy minx, Mamie.

Bar Bush is well ahead of Nancy Reagan.

Michelle Obama I don’t know how anyone who’s not just being racist could criticize her looks. She’s very attractive especially for a woman in her 40s and in excellent shape. She also dresses well she’s still current but not skanky or cheap looking like other First Ladies have been.

Melania is attractive in the way that a hooker or a C grade generic pornstar is. Maybe straight guys would want to fuck her but she radiates cheapness and nobody would associate with her in daytime hours. Nothing special.

[quote]Michelle Obama I don’t know how anyone who’s not just being racist could criticize her looks. She’s very attractive especially for a woman in her 40s and in excellent shape.

Michelle Obama is 58.

The woke fraus joined the chat.

Not only was I the most beautiful, but I also had the best hair... It's only too bad that the goddamned thing wouldn't stay in place, with all those seizures!

I invented heterosexual anal sex in Grand Rapids 1948. Just sayin.

R233, Honestly, that looks like a man.

Melania was pretty when she was younger but she as first lady her face is odd looking from botox or plastic surgery.

Melania is a grotesque, plastic-looking hooker.

Was someone criticising my dumpy figure?

It's amazing how politics clouds judgement. Like it or not, Melania Trump was stunning. She is clearly the most beautiful First Lady ever. Nothing wrong with Rosalynn, Hillary, Laura or Jill. They're not unattractive...they're just ordinary. Only Jackie Kennedy could be considered in Melania's range. Stop deluding yourself just because you can't stand her husband.

The only really ugly recent First Ladies were Eleanor Roosevelt, Mamie Eisenhower and Lady Bird Johnson.

Nice boobs, young Hilary. This is from R238's link.

What about Barbara Bush for a really ugly First Lady, R239?

Barbara Bush was always a handsome woman

Yes but I think we should judge these ladies by the way they looked when their husbands were President. Of course, they all looked better at 25.

R241, Barbara wasn't bad when George married her. She just aged fast.

This is young Melania and although she’s kind of attractive and her body is good I don’t think she ever had a great face. And talk about a weird hairline.

It looks like she has a receding hairline like a man

Obama? For crying outloud.

Jacquelin Kennedy Onassis.

Wait till Chasten is First Lady.

Strange that a really attractive First Lady like Jackie would go from a handsome man like JFK to someone like Aristotle Onassis who ...wasn't handsome.

Joan Rivers referred to Michelle as "The Black Jackie".

She did not! She called her Blackie O. She was not saying Michelle was anything like Jackie, she also said Michelle was a tranny.

Strange that a really attractive First Lady like Jackie would go from a handsome man like JFK to someone like Aristotle Onassis who ...wasn't handsome

oh hun, you are so naive

Obviously she was looking for a very wealthy husband, R250, and someone who could give her family proper security, especially after Robert Kennedy was also assassinated. She didn't inherit nearly as much as she was expecting after Aristotle died.

Jackie and Nancy.

Don't know who the woman in red and black is, but she has horrible taste in clothes.

r254 That's Caroline Kennedy you twat

We haven’t had a beautiful First Lady, at least since photography was invented - we’ve had chic and striking (Jackie O), lots of country-club/upper middle class elegant (Pat, Bar, Laura, even Hillary purely on the surface), loose and charismatic (Betty and Michelle), coiffed fashion types (Nancy, Melania), and starched and pressed (Mamie). We haven’t had a First Lady who’s naturally beautiful.

Thank you for being polite and helpful, R255.

Hands down, it was Mamie Eisenhower, with her Miss Pittypat doo-doo curls. A paragon of beauty and mystique!

Nancy Reagan was not beautiful. Obviously he only married her because she could suck the Chrome off a bumper.

Looking at the pic at r13, Jill Biden was naturally beautiful. I’ve never seen a pic of Melanie that looks better than that…

Jill isn’t beautiful but she’s fun - she’d rather sit on the beach and not worry about her skin, and pick crabs and not worry about her nails. I’d put Michelle in this category too, she clearly cares more about being on the go and active than looking perfect all the time.

Plasticene pee-pee HOOKERS like Melania are disqualified. Period.

It’s undeniable that Melania is attractive, but she is not beautiful. Her face is odd-looking and has obvious traces of plastic surgery.

I think “beautiful” should be reserved for very rare natural beauty.

Melania looked better before she had those awful slit-eyes installed.

Melania has common peasant face

First Ladies are mostly older women that are mothers or grandmothers and they aren't really viewed as beautiful... classy, elegant, poised, but not really stunningly beautiful. Hillary, whose been mocked a lot for her appearance, was a fairly pretty teenage girl. Betty Ford was pretty too when she was a girl. Nancy Reagan had a lot of elegance, known for wearing power red. Melania is not attractive - she's also a really awful person.

Nancy: dragon lady consort to Beelzebub.

Lady Bird Johnson

If only my eyes had been an inch closer together.

Lady Bird looks warm and sweet, but certainly not beautiful.

Betty Ford was probably high in that photo above. Climbing onto the Cabinet table.

"Pat" Nixon's first name was Thelma.

"Ladybird" Johnson's first name was Claudia.

I vote for Jill, she was quite beautiful when she was young and still looks great plus she’s natural.

Melania was very attractive but ruined herself with surgical interventions that made her look hard and cheap which worsened over the years.

Jackie was not pretty, beautiful or attractive, she looked like a fucking goldfish, a well dressed goldfish but still.

Melanie has the advantages of plastic surgery and youth. Jacqueline Kennedy had the second advantage as well. Pat Nixon, Betty Ford, and Laura Bush will probably be competitive with Melanie by the time she reaches the age they were in the White House.

No, R274. By the time Melanie reaches their ages, she'll look like Kim Novak does now. Plastic-surgery Addict Syndrome.

Certainly Melania will not look as good as Jill Biden does in her 70s.

I cast my vote for my beloved sister who always "provided for me in life"

My beloved Mother-In-Law .

(quote)Strange that a really attractive First Lady like Jackie would go from a handsome man like JFK to someone like Aristotle Onassis who ...wasn't handsome.

Jackie had more in common with Melania than you hypocrites would like to admit. Onassis wasn’t so much better than Trump.

Based on the physical evidence, it's either Melania or Jackie. Based on the spiritual evidence, it's clearly Eleanor. I want to rank Michele in the top five but she really didn't do shit. To her credit. She was the first First Lady who openly despised the job.

It's got to be Eleanor who wins. Ugly as sin, smart as fuck, married to a cripple, told the DAR to go fuck themselves, I think she overcame her circumstances pretty well.

Mary Todd was interesting but she was a crazy bitch.

Roxanne Gay is the most beautiful first lady, whether anyone likes it or not.

R280, Mary Todd Lincoln was a fashion icon.

Of course women from high society like Jackie O were expected to find a rich husband, R279. They were used to a certain lifestyle. What do you think debutante balls were for? They weren't going to marry someone poor.

[quote]R254 That's Caroline Kennedy you twat.

Well, Caroline Kennedy looks like she's been playing dress up in her grandmother's closet. Jackie knew how to dress.

Jackie’s humongous feets though…I didn’t know that one leg was shorter than the other one. Cecil Beaton wrote that he found Jackie to be very masculine in appearance. She was. Almost like a drag queen.

Hillary, Michelle and Eleanor were the most accomplished First Ladies, though.

R285, Lady Bird Johnson was a woman of accomplishment, with a keen business sense.

R285 " he found Jackie to be very masculine in appearance"

Well Mary no one ever said that of moi!

She was a fucking truck driver.

Sorry, Jackie had a less than perfect face but she was stylish and elegant and knew how to look her best. Pre plastic surgery Melania was nothing special.

From R98's link, Anna Harrison looked like a man in drag.

[quote]What about First Mistress?

Not Monica Lewinsky.

I'll say Marilyn Monroe, JFK's mistress.

Why would anyone applaud Melanoma for being an empty grifting whore, she’s just like her husband. Beauty is more than skin deep and Mrs. Drumpf is a vacuous whore.

Being a First Lady is about the whole package, not just the woman’s looks. Melanoma is empty, inside and out. When I look at her, I see is nothing, just her dead squinty eyes.

Some mentioned her awful accent, all these years in the US, yet she hasn’t made any attempt to get rid of that awful accent. What’s her excuse? She sure doesn’t work, doesn’t do anything but shop and get plastic surgery.

Even as First Lady, Melania did nothing. She didn't care about anything, she never wanted to be there and it showed.

All these years in NYC and she still has that grating accent, there is no excuse for her to continue speaking in that painful fractured English. She didn’t have to lose her accent all together, but all least make an effort to come across as coherent. Melania sounds ignorant, it seems doubtful she finished high school, let alone has a college degree. All my friends born in other countries speak coherent English. In case some of you don’t know, English is taught in many foreign countries.

Most New Yorkers hated Drumpf, he was always a walking joke. Melanoma, his fake plastic robotic wife was hated even more.

Who cares about her supposed ‘beauty’, it’s all manufactured. Even as a young woman, there was nothing which stood out about her look. There was no way, without her husband’s help, she would have been hired for modeling assignments while in NYC. Those assignments were hardly high profile. There is definitely something shady about her background. I recall someone here at DL posting a list of her escort rates.

I work in fashion advertising, Melania was never considered a ‘top model’, because she never was! She was never chosen for any prestigious ad campaigns or featured in any major fashion magazine editorial layouts, not that I recall. This woman never had the ‘IT’ factor. Her entire backstory is extremely shady.

None of them are beautiful, because frankly, it isn't necessary or even desirable for the First Lady to be a beauty. Why would a narcissist (as anybody who even considers running for president would have to be) want to be joined for life to somebody who's going to receive all the attention?

R293, JFK did not fully realize Jackie's popularity until their trip to Paris in 1961, where the crowds went wild for her much more than for him.

Charles experienced the same thing when appearing with Diana.

Me!