What will be the very last thread and post on DL?

And suddenly,

Die in a grease fire, cunt.

DL will implode if Trump gets back into office or Meghan Markle becomes a senator. Can The DataLounge's dial-up servers with the pearl-white slim-line push-button digital telephone with automatic last-number redial facility cope?!

The least thread will be a discussion of the lack of continuity in episodes of "The Golden Girls."

Muriel is dead to me thread.

Vivian Vance.

This will end in tears.

Datalounge: So young, so tragic...

Helen Lawson is dead to me thread.

It was so much better before this…

Don Jr as cage meat.

Muriel will finally pull down the whole thing in disgust.

Datalounge had hot asses but couldn't live forever.

He had a great ass but he couldn't live forever

jinx! great minds

Yes, I did it!

What was that loud BOOM noise?!?

Vivian Vance, Signing off!

Probably something about Datalounge not being as great as it used to be.

Restaurant Recommendations For A Slap Up Feast In Sudan

Miss Lindsey finally ties the knot. The wedding stories, pics, commentaries, and extensive threads on the topic, causes the DL site to crash beyond recovery.

Muriel Has Been Replaced By My Friend Julie

My pussy no longer stinks!

TY, r20

When the last pencil extant breaks in the last rotor telephone on the last dial up connection. The din will be horrendous. Then all the blocked posters, Brendad Ickson, BILL TAYLOR, &c. will roar up from the gates of Hell and the DL Rapture will take place. I already bought my priority pass (I actually nicked offa Muriel's side piece in the mail room. He's hot, but boy is he dumb!). And reserved a table in the Erebus Terraces Lounge. Booze is gratis.

Why?

Obviously:

Last thread: DL is DEAD TO ME.

Last Post: Bitch - did we really need another thread on this?

I'm sure it will be something horrific 'Did you all just feel that giant explosion? What is that strange smell? I see so much smoke everyw........

[bold]Tasteful Friends: Our New Members-Only Clubhouse In The Metaverse [/bold]

—Muriel

Post #600

I still use a flip phone and don't have social media so I am definitely not joining this Metaverse thing. So goodbye cunts! It's been fun!

Post #601

But if you want to chat in the new Clubhouse, I am LudditeBottom54

We have sufficient.

The sun isn’t getting closer, you sheeple will believe anything.

“The sky was so blue that day”

R31. Damn you ! You win.

But R31, maybe it is in real-time….. “The sky is so blue today………. “ BOOM

Goddamn Eldergays! No one cares about Billie Eilish or Season 4 of "White Lotus"

R30, R34, that is exactly what I was thinking.

“The Pacific Ocean is an insatiable bottom!”

-as a meteor plunges towards the earth

Bajour

I knew a website named Datalounge.

And then it died.

Faggots

"BEARKING--Bob Saget's killer is..."

"I can't believe that the fat orange menace is still free."

So young

We're slipping. Nobody has suggested, "DL had a great ass, but it couldn't live forever"?

"Being Gay Cured with A Pill"

Gays: What Will Your Trans Name Be?

The very last post on the very last thread will be when defacturd finally gets something right... err, correct.

What was the first post ever on DL?

R47: "Mr. Watson--die in a grease fire!"

"Tom Cruise Marries David Miscavige in Private Ceremony"

How do you get shart out of silk?

Probably the millionth asshole carping about the hausfrau infiltration at DL.

zzzzzzzzzzz

"I couldn't eat another thing!"

Oh, dear….

"What have I missed?"

Susan Dey will FINALLY break her silence and issue a statement.

"Bye" appearing the day after a site that works reliably, screens out the nutbags, and is moderated to keep posts on track appears.

On Friday, no one will ask about me.

I finally got all the trolls on Ignore!

Wait, where is everybody?

YOU'RE ALL CUNTS!!!!

BREAKING: EARTH IS DEAD TO ME!

Darfur Orphan eats his fill at Sizzler Steak House!

"The world is ending as I type...."

Honey, this is Datalounge. Long after the last nuclear bomb has gone off and almost every last human and animal species, including cockroaches, have succumbed to COVID variant Omega, DL queens such as myself shall be posting about rinsed pasta and our beloved Vivian Vance.

"A final hiss is heard around and the world"

Look at the sky! It’s so bl. . .

"Muriel Revealed to be Billy Porter in Chartreuse Taffeta Babydoll Chemise"

“Who do I have to blow to get this fucking forum shut down?”

Madonna pulled her titties out.

Breaking News: pound cake is now back at Dollar Tree, the price is back to $1.00!

Moist.

R68, that was the very first thread/post.

I took it that was the joke R71

My favorite radio station played this as their final song when they went off the air and I think it’s fitting here too. Especially with the young, skinny, blond, underage looking twink being probably the archetype object of lust by most on DL, which seems prophetic.

[quote] Especially with the young, skinny, blond, underage looking twink

Intriguing. Tell me more.

No more trips around the Garden.

[quote] Hypernova. A massive star (>30 solar masses, i.e. Chrissy) collapses to form a rotating black hole emitting twin energetic jets and surrounded by an accretion disk. It is a type of stellar explosion that ejects material with an unusually high kinetic energy, an order of magnitude higher than most supernovae, with a luminosity at least 10 times greater.

"Skeet Ulrich with Hard Nipples Discovered to be Actual Killer of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman"

Discuss

Is he waiting for someone to spit in his mouth, because I will.

- Call Brian Buranski!

- You should kept your fucking mouth shut!

- Jimmmaaay!

^I'm still traumatized.

"Lens Dunham Nude Centerspread in AARP Sparks National Day of Mourning"

Oh my!

Last thread: Who is this hottie???

Inside is a pic of the blandest, most generic looking Twink you've ever laid your eyes on.

"President DeSantis Legalizes Rape of Whites by Whites to Increase Birthright Supporters"

Finally, my work is done.

DJ Trump

Last thread. Tasteful friends thread about Darfur Orphan’s mud hut which is listed for 2000 Sudanese Pounds on Zillow.

“I’m so happy Klaus Schwab used 5G to forcibly trans me!”

[quote] 2000 Sudanese Pounds

That's 1,930 more pounds than I'll ever weigh.

"Karen Carpenter Found Alive Inside Hollowed Out Toothpick"

Fat Bitch

-Darfur Orphan

The one that gets the board shut down.

В соответствии с законом Верхного Совета Американской области Российской Империи о запрете гомосексуализма, доступ к этому сайту навсегда запрещён.

"Please tell me where you read Danny Elfman was a control freak and batterer!"

"Ellen Page Transitions Back to Female"

It fell off.

-P Stone

When the Russian trolls here post the launch codes.

Forget it, Jake. It's Datalounge.

I hated you more.

Verificatia complete.

Can you imagine the shriek that will emit when we log on to DL and see "This Domain For Sale"? The streets will be choked with discarded caftans.

It will all end with the Princess Diana death scream.

"You'll Always Be My Sisters- Always."- As DL comes to an end, what memories will you wrap yourself in when the world seems cold?

"What Have You Learned, Dorothy?"- As we prepare to leave DL, what invaluable information or lessons have you learned here and will carry with you throughout the rest of your life?

"I Think I'll Miss You Most of All"- As we say goodbye to DL, what will you miss the most about our little anonymous corner of the internet?

"Goodbye My Girls"- I can't believe DL is ending! I'm going to miss you bitches and cunts so fucking much!

Incoming missiles: What looks good on third degree burns?

There should be a datalounge book release for the 30th year anniversary

The replies to this thread are extraordinary. Whilst reading R99, I had either a vision or an anuerysm, of a DL commencement ceremony. All the famous members walking on to a stage in graduation gowns where Muriel hands out the "Spirit" awards. BILL TAYLOR accompanied by Goofy made me stop and post this.

"To all the men I've loved before...."

The way DL is going probably some dumb right wing screed against trans women.

I FINALLY figured out how to properly quote another poster and DL shuts down!

Lets Be GONE

* kisses doll *

Why was Linda Lavin so hard to work with?

Cher, Cockroaches Expire. Film At Eleven.

Bearking: Blinded By The Light

Farewell...you fat whores!

Ukraine is a nothingburger - just you wait.

The sky was so blue today.

England's King George is Dead to Me

His husband and sister Charlotte were at his side when he passed. Scotland, Wales and N Ireland leaving the kingdom was quite a blow to him.

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And just like that…

MAR..

This

Bearking: Harry Files for Divorce, claims cruelty in papers.

This thread does not exist.

"Boulder Colorado Police have announced the irrefutable death bed written confession of Mrs. Patty Ramsey to the murder of her daughter Jon Benet has been given to us by her attorney. Case closed"

To drain, or not to drain? That is the question...

Julianne Moore. Seriously.

I have had sufficient.

‘Not with a bang, but with a Princess Diana death scream.’

Isn't it obvious? Vivian Vance.

Putin will never

The Sussex Divorce.

The traffic will destroy the site and it will have to be rebuilt with new technology.

Last post: "Oh, shit."

Why hasn't there been a revival of " Follies"?

Fuck Mediapolis!!! Fuck Muriel!!! DL Forever!!!

The Darfur orphan is dead to me!

This too will end in tears.

Last post: MARY!!!

Apockalyptic -oh dear.