Nicolas Fairford gets ready for his second date.

A 2nd date? Atta boy, Nicky!

Thank you for inviting us into your home, Brenda.

J'ADORE Nicolas! I want to sweep everything off of his tastefully decorated dining room table and fuck him senseless.

[quote]No mention of douching or pre-lubing.

A real lady like Nicolas does not discuss these things!

There's already a thread on this using the exact same picture.

^ Well, I guess now there's two

Where has she been?

^ Under the sheets with his date

So she moves from a drink at a bar on the first date, to cooking a meal in her own flat in the 2nd?

That's basically presenting hole.

All that white makes me nervous..

The second part of the vid is about applying her make-up.

WTAF?

Hew?

I wonder who the lucky lady is.

He said he was gay in the video, R13.

R14: *whoosh*

^ Fraus never accept that a man is Gay. They just haven't found the right woman yet. They take it as a personal insult

Is he pre-lubing his "vague", OP?

Zzzzz . . .

He seems like a nice guy and I’m happy for him, but I wonder what his date’s reaction would be if he didn’t know about Nicky’s YouTube channel and he just showed up. I would be horrified if a fairly young date had an apartment decorated to the tastes of an 80 year old woman…from 1920.

R16, and many gay men can’t accept lesbians

Who is she? who Da Fuck is this Kween?

Why is this ka-ween whispering? Let's see your gentleman caller, gurleen.

His date is some HAF trash scally lad who thinks it's a hoot to fuck and date a girly boy.

^ What a weird little man, is the circus in town?

I am sorry, but I find the apartment a little bit too cramped. Of course, taste is very subjective, but for such a small space it's a bit too overwhelming for me. Minimalism would give the space some air to breathe. However, I appreciate his commitment to a style he likes and making the best of it within his living situation.

Damn you, OP. Now I've fallen into a rabbit hole again, watching recommended clips from the sidebar of your clip in the OP.

Just kidding, thank you for sharing. Always nice to watch these clips.

Would bedding him be a scenario of fretfulness over potential...

STAINS!!!!

"And this is how I clean out me bussy, good mineral oil only."

"I'm an insatiable bottom, ya know."

"STAINS!!!! "

One always breaks out the designer rubber sheets when one is expecting energetic company

Nikki doesn't have enough testosterone to grow eyebrows.

^ He probably has a plucked unibrow

When he was setting the table I was horrified to discover he has this god awful lamps everywhere! He needs to get rid of them because they cheapen the whole aesthetic. Also, he looked so handsome when he was freshly showered. It’s a shame he feels compelled to hide behind makeup.

A wee bit desperate for a second date...

[quote]It’s a shame he feels compelled to hide behind makeup.

Subdued lighting and maquillage – such are the secrets of the great courtesans! Perhaps there's a swan bed too. And a fluttering fan. Could we dare hope for sin on a tiger skin?

Oh well, to each his own.

I would imagine his entire body from the neck down is waxed.

He's too young to need or benefit from pink lightbulbs and fard. All that is for a courtesan of a certain age.

MARY!