A smutty stuffed animal for when you're horny: Build-a-Bear launches adults-only 'Build-a-Bear After Dark'

Well, I never in all my life!

Prince Andrew may be interested.

Looks like something the Middletons would sell.

I cannot believe I was the first to post this.

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Nasty bastards

prase jesus for this wunder full new's!!!! wen this become's a big sucksess Trumpy Bare will be nex'd Bare to get a lifed-size cock i am WET just thinkeing about it!!!!

god is good!!!!!

M favorite thing about the article in OP’s post is that the sexy bears are “pictured necmxt to fireplaces and on bearskin rugs.”

Bearskin rugs!?!?! Not even Jeffry Dahmer went that far!

I am sorry but this is taking things TOO far.

Do they vibrate?

The next generation will feature an erotic First Lady bear.

I didn't click the article, do you fuck the bear?

I don't, but you can, r13.

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^^ Straining

And now emergency rooms everyhwere will have a surfeit of patients who "accidentally sat on" the bear and can't get it out.