A typical DLer
What does she looks like?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 17, 2022 12:44 AM
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My caftan looks fabulous!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 11, 2022 2:52 AM
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Tall, handsome and rich. Dick for days, but choosy at to whom she lets touch her naughty regions. She is aware of things that happen around her. And she is kick ass!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 11, 2022 3:03 AM
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Stanley Tucci but a lot more bitter
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 11, 2022 3:04 AM
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My older brother took me for car joyrides and would scream out the window to pedestrians, "Hey, dream boat? I mean shipwreck!" Or, "Hey cookie? I mean crummy!" I would be embarrassed, but shamefully amused.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 11, 2022 3:23 AM
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Erudite gay man with Aspergers-level interest in or devotion to a hobby, belief, passion, or lust, which he defends with the most vitriolic utterances he can summon, before flouncing off in his palm-frond-patterned caftan.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 11, 2022 3:33 AM
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Imagine if Dollar Tree pound cake and a caftan reproduced.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 11, 2022 3:36 AM
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The masculine energy of Lindsey Graham, the curves and caboose of Bruce Vilanche, the wardrobe of Mrs. Roper, and all the sassy spice of Kristen Stewart.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 11, 2022 3:38 AM
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[quote]What does she looks like?
A typical high school senior...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 12 | February 11, 2022 3:51 AM
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Get out of here, fraucunt!!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | February 11, 2022 4:10 AM
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That guy in R16's pic is hot! Just my type
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 11, 2022 4:25 PM
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For some reason this image comes to mind:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 19 | February 11, 2022 4:32 PM
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a fat ass on a big lump of nothing!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 25 | February 11, 2022 7:15 PM
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Here he is, recently back from the beautician's.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 26 | February 11, 2022 8:10 PM
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Guys on Grindr are racist!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 28 | February 11, 2022 11:37 PM
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You said $50 on the phone- now it's $75?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 29 | February 11, 2022 11:48 PM
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69, but can pass for 39 (some say).
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 32 | February 12, 2022 12:10 AM
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If Nathan Lane in Birdcage and Eric Stonestreet in Modern Family had a baby, only that baby was now 68 and had lived his entire life in a small Flyoverstani burgh with the mall-imbued fashion sensibility and prissy flamboyance that is found in those regions.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 12, 2022 12:20 AM
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Here's one of our younger members.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 35 | February 12, 2022 12:37 AM
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Whenever I think of my fellow DL'ers (" .... those wonderful people out there in dark."), I imagine an intelligent, diverse group of happy, well adjusted individuals. Something like this.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | February 12, 2022 1:10 AM
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An enema wrapped in a waddle.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 12, 2022 1:25 AM
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Too many of these here...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 40 | February 12, 2022 1:38 AM
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Well, we all know where the typical DLer shops....
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | February 12, 2022 1:43 AM
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^ I think they're dead, so yeah, they're here
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 12, 2022 1:47 AM
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In my case when I look in the mirror sometimes i see my grandfather only with my hazel eyes. Not so much my father though.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 12, 2022 8:25 PM
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your mother was a whoore! R44
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 17, 2022 12:44 AM
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