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A typical DLer

What does she looks like?

by Anonymousreply 45March 17, 2022 12:44 AM

My caftan looks fabulous!

by Anonymousreply 1February 11, 2022 2:52 AM

Tall, handsome and rich. Dick for days, but choosy at to whom she lets touch her naughty regions. She is aware of things that happen around her. And she is kick ass!

by Anonymousreply 2February 11, 2022 3:03 AM

Stanley Tucci but a lot more bitter

by Anonymousreply 3February 11, 2022 3:04 AM

obese and over 60

by Anonymousreply 4February 11, 2022 3:04 AM

My older brother took me for car joyrides and would scream out the window to pedestrians, "Hey, dream boat? I mean shipwreck!" Or, "Hey cookie? I mean crummy!" I would be embarrassed, but shamefully amused.

by Anonymousreply 5February 11, 2022 3:23 AM

We are ageless!

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by Anonymousreply 6February 11, 2022 3:24 AM

Erudite gay man with Aspergers-level interest in or devotion to a hobby, belief, passion, or lust, which he defends with the most vitriolic utterances he can summon, before flouncing off in his palm-frond-patterned caftan.

by Anonymousreply 7February 11, 2022 3:33 AM

Like this.

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by Anonymousreply 8February 11, 2022 3:35 AM

Imagine if Dollar Tree pound cake and a caftan reproduced.

by Anonymousreply 9February 11, 2022 3:36 AM

The masculine energy of Lindsey Graham, the curves and caboose of Bruce Vilanche, the wardrobe of Mrs. Roper, and all the sassy spice of Kristen Stewart.

by Anonymousreply 10February 11, 2022 3:38 AM

Like this, R10?

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by Anonymousreply 11February 11, 2022 3:47 AM

[quote]What does she looks like?

A typical high school senior...

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by Anonymousreply 12February 11, 2022 3:51 AM

A 27 year old.

by Anonymousreply 13February 11, 2022 3:58 AM

Chasten B

by Anonymousreply 14February 11, 2022 4:04 AM

Frau

by Anonymousreply 15February 11, 2022 4:07 AM

Get out of here, fraucunt!!

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by Anonymousreply 16February 11, 2022 4:10 AM

Udo Kier in "Swan Song."

by Anonymousreply 17February 11, 2022 4:14 AM

That guy in R16's pic is hot! Just my type

by Anonymousreply 18February 11, 2022 4:25 PM

For some reason this image comes to mind:

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by Anonymousreply 19February 11, 2022 4:32 PM

close thread

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by Anonymousreply 20February 11, 2022 5:53 PM
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by Anonymousreply 21February 11, 2022 6:57 PM
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by Anonymousreply 22February 11, 2022 7:02 PM
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by Anonymousreply 23February 11, 2022 7:02 PM
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by Anonymousreply 24February 11, 2022 7:05 PM

a fat ass on a big lump of nothing!

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by Anonymousreply 25February 11, 2022 7:15 PM

Here he is, recently back from the beautician's.

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by Anonymousreply 26February 11, 2022 8:10 PM

Another prime example.

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by Anonymousreply 27February 11, 2022 11:15 PM

Guys on Grindr are racist!

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by Anonymousreply 28February 11, 2022 11:37 PM

You said $50 on the phone- now it's $75?

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by Anonymousreply 29February 11, 2022 11:48 PM

janbot

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by Anonymousreply 30February 12, 2022 12:01 AM

something like this

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by Anonymousreply 31February 12, 2022 12:08 AM

69, but can pass for 39 (some say).

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by Anonymousreply 32February 12, 2022 12:10 AM

If Nathan Lane in Birdcage and Eric Stonestreet in Modern Family had a baby, only that baby was now 68 and had lived his entire life in a small Flyoverstani burgh with the mall-imbued fashion sensibility and prissy flamboyance that is found in those regions.

by Anonymousreply 33February 12, 2022 12:20 AM

R26 = BILL TAYLOR

by Anonymousreply 34February 12, 2022 12:32 AM

Here's one of our younger members.

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by Anonymousreply 35February 12, 2022 12:37 AM

Whenever I think of my fellow DL'ers (" .... those wonderful people out there in dark."), I imagine an intelligent, diverse group of happy, well adjusted individuals. Something like this.

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by Anonymousreply 36February 12, 2022 1:10 AM

These guys...

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by Anonymousreply 37February 12, 2022 1:15 AM

An enema wrapped in a waddle.

by Anonymousreply 38February 12, 2022 1:25 AM

These guys too...

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by Anonymousreply 39February 12, 2022 1:28 AM

Too many of these here...

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by Anonymousreply 40February 12, 2022 1:38 AM

Well, we all know where the typical DLer shops....

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by Anonymousreply 41February 12, 2022 1:43 AM

You rang Mary.

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by Anonymousreply 42February 12, 2022 1:45 AM

^ I think they're dead, so yeah, they're here

by Anonymousreply 43February 12, 2022 1:47 AM

In my case when I look in the mirror sometimes i see my grandfather only with my hazel eyes. Not so much my father though.

by Anonymousreply 44February 12, 2022 8:25 PM

your mother was a whoore! R44

by Anonymousreply 45March 17, 2022 12:44 AM
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