He of the Ass of Louis of One Direction threads.
He's had an abysmal solo career and is touring 2k places in the US, swearing at and flipping off the audience. Covid has passed him by and he's doing shots with fans in the crowd.
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He of the Ass of Louis of One Direction threads.
He's had an abysmal solo career and is touring 2k places in the US, swearing at and flipping off the audience. Covid has passed him by and he's doing shots with fans in the crowd.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 20, 2024 4:15 PM |
His shows are filled with Larries throwing pride flags on stage, hoping he'll pick them up and run with them like Harry does, but he just leaves them lying in scrunched up heaps on the stage floor. Homophobe.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 10, 2022 11:18 AM |
Are you the same person who just posted about John Mayer being a good guy because he helped a passed-out fan in the audience?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 10, 2022 11:21 AM |
I think his concert the other day was sold out. He's cute in a unique looking way.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 10, 2022 11:23 AM |
R2, nope - no interest in John Mayer.
Louis had to stop his Atlanta show for 20 mins because his deviant fans were pretending to faint to get his attention.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 10, 2022 11:28 AM |
Not hard to sell out 2k places like the Ryman in Nashville. Must sting that Styles has just sold out 90k Wembley Stadium twice. Louis used to brag that he was the leader of 1d but Styles was always the draw.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 10, 2022 11:31 AM |
This is the one that had a baby with an American girl after a one night stand. Sad situation.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 10, 2022 11:32 AM |
[QUOTE] He's cute in a unique looking way.
One of the few pop guys who never works out so is very slight in build. Tiny thin arms and legs.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 10, 2022 11:32 AM |
He still sees the child - Freddie - in LA every six weeks or so.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 10, 2022 11:36 AM |
I know nothing about this guy other than the baby situation. I respect that he, from the go, wanted to be an involved father rather than just throwing money at the girl and disappearing. It cannot be easy raising a child with a total stranger.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 10, 2022 11:43 AM |
OP you’ve made a lot of posts. You seem obsessed.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 10, 2022 11:48 AM |
Felt sorry for him, his beloved mum died and then he had to deal with his younger sister dying because she couldn’t handle losing her parent. He seems decent as a person. Maybe it’s time for OneD to reform. Harry won’t bother (he probably would but being tangled in the Hollywood universe with Olivia Wilde now, she’ll put the axe on it)
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 10, 2022 12:27 PM |
The man is quite the fug.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 10, 2022 12:31 PM |
I forgot about him.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 10, 2022 1:36 PM |
He's a homophobe. Remember him screeching 'I AM IN FACT STRAIGHT' on Twitter when an Independent journo accused him of wearing a rainbow apple to support Tim.Cook, who had just come out?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 11, 2022 2:14 AM |
I’m a Larry shipper; a Larry believer, if you will.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 11, 2022 6:20 AM |
Sorry Louis, no one cares about you unless Harry is around.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 12, 2022 4:27 AM |
He's really dumb - told his fans they were codependent as if it was a good thing.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 14, 2022 1:24 PM |
Anyone listen to his music?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 14, 2022 2:07 PM |
His songs are weak Oasis rip offs. Horrible tinny, puping voice. He just did two nights in NYC and got no reviews.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 14, 2022 8:26 PM |
Is he still married to Harry?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 14, 2022 8:27 PM |
Does he still have a nice ass?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 14, 2022 8:28 PM |
No, he stopped going to the gym in 2016 and his ass is flat now. He probably only weighs 140 lbs.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 14, 2022 8:34 PM |
Thanks, R24.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 14, 2022 8:35 PM |
Why do people insist on him being gay, when he says he isn't.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 14, 2022 8:56 PM |
He is plain in the most flattering light - the next JC Chasez.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 15, 2022 2:17 AM |
He has a shrunken, lined face from.a decade of heavy smoking.
I watched a few short videos of his concerts and he makes the audience sing 50% of each song.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 15, 2022 9:45 PM |
Floplinson performs surrounded by a sea of pride flags because all his stans are Larries.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 16, 2022 8:59 AM |
R13 regardless of proclaimed or actual sexual orientation, Louis undeniably flirts with the Scouse lad in that clip. Then there’s the way Louis paid for his rehab, after seeing him sing once with a black eye (guess he likes them a bit rough?). Sure, Tomlinson has money and values philanthropy, but his choice of how to use it says a lot...
FWIW, Tomlinson was still very pretty of face back in 2018. Stunning eyes, smile and bone structure. And I’m no fan of his or his stupid boyband or The X Factor, saying that. Idk what he looks like now, maybe X Factor got the last and best of his looks.
Also, I’ve heard very few broader Scouse accents spoken on tv. Which is weird, because the bloke doesn’t sing with even a hint of a dialect. ‘YNWA’ playing the outro to that clip made me chuckle.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 16, 2022 11:42 AM |
He's very sexy
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 16, 2022 11:45 AM |
R27 JC was beautiful for years though. And he could outsing every other boybander without breaking a sweat.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 16, 2022 11:57 AM |
Personally the Larry thing always confused me. Back when 1D started, I assumed there may have been some gay activity arisen from Louis’ slap-slap-kiss chemistry with Nick Grimshaw, but not over calculated fanservice with his bandmates.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 16, 2022 12:11 PM |
SPAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 16, 2022 12:14 PM |
Can we all just once and for all rubberstamp that Liam Payne is the only fuckable One Direction man, then never discuss it again?
That German DJ he was dicking a few years ago was cute too.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 16, 2022 12:20 PM |
I think these guys just know how to work an audience and fans. No real gayness at all, sadly.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 16, 2022 7:22 PM |
R36 underestimates the covert bisexual tendency of the cute young Englishman.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 16, 2022 7:27 PM |
^^meant for R37 obvs
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 16, 2022 7:28 PM |
[quote] his beloved mum died and then he had to deal with his younger sister dying because she couldn’t handle losing her parent.
Not to be rude or speak ill of the dead, but I think the problem was more that she couldn’t handle being famous-adjacent and the concomitant volume and ubiquity of easy-access drugs.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 16, 2022 7:50 PM |
Is he still married to Harry? Cute couple. Who's the top.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 17, 2022 12:59 AM |
R41, Louis and Harry hate each other. Louis is a trashy little chav who swears profusely at his audience of teenage girls and flips them off, then tramples on their pride flags.
Harry in contrast is a classy guy who's a good ally. Running with rainbow flags since 2015 and now playing stadiums while Floplinson is in 2k places.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 17, 2022 10:27 AM |
Oh no, Niall is sick. The obese are more vulnerable, it's true.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 18, 2022 9:55 PM |
Obese and unhealthy.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 19, 2022 1:40 AM |
He should never have divorced Harry.
What a fool.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 19, 2022 1:53 AM |
R45 TBF, Harry's cock was much too thick.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 19, 2022 3:07 AM |
All the One Direction boys seem trashy except Niall. They really had good PR and a media coach at least initially and plus untrained Americans automatically assume British people are classier because they believe in old stereotypes and also can't differentiate the many UK accents. The amount of talentless British pop stars seems about even to America.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 26, 2022 12:50 AM |
Zayn is the most attractive one and has a good voice. Liam is also good-looking with the nice body. The rest are meh. Harry was cute when he was young and had curly hair which softened his odd-looking gremlin face. Really, his appeal was being jailbait twink once that ended and his looks hit a wall fast and he gets worse every year despite the media telling us otherwise. Louis always looked like he came out of a trailer park to me. Nial is dull as dishwater.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 26, 2022 12:56 AM |
[quote]Niall is dull as dishwater.
You'll change your mind after seeing this.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 26, 2022 3:29 AM |
Lizzo is sooooo thirsty for some white dick.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 26, 2022 3:34 AM |
Is Niall the token hung guy in OD?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 26, 2022 4:53 PM |
Niall is a fat alcoholic who was so hungover on a flight from LA-London that he spent the entire time vomiting and had to be babysat by staff. He loves to jump on twitter and either brag about his mediocre music or beg for streams from fans. He desperately wants to play stadiums like Harry Styles but has to content himself with theatres.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 27, 2022 8:07 AM |
Zayn has put on weight and has a soft dad torso with a belly. He also has a gross ISIS type frizzy black beard.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 27, 2022 8:18 AM |
Zayn and Louis both seem like they will eventually OD, you can take them out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of them. The others who are better-adjusted like Harry, Niall and Liam will be around forever as The UK loves its former boy band and girl group members.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 27, 2022 9:01 AM |
Liam has said he's an alcoholic so I doubt he'll survive long.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 27, 2022 11:24 AM |
R55 knows nothing about Britain, then.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 27, 2022 11:29 AM |
All the 1dead guys except Harry peaked in 2017. Liam and Louis release songs which don't chart in the top 100 even in the UK, let alone the US.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 27, 2022 11:34 AM |
R10 OP and 99% of the replies in this thread bashing him are KGT who is extremely unhinged.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 27, 2022 11:41 AM |
R10 *bashing Louis Tomlinson
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 27, 2022 11:46 AM |
R58 is banned poster Dex. Only interact if you don't mind extreme racist slurs and death threats.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 27, 2022 11:49 AM |
R60 Ah yes, the non-existent extreme racial slurs and empty death threats that were made out of being annoyed by idiots like you.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 27, 2022 11:52 AM |
See, he doesn't even deny it.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 27, 2022 11:54 AM |
Louis was cute when young but he has fetal alcohol syndrome face. Wide set eyes, no upper lip and big forehead. Just like Kate Moss and Britney Spears. Self-hating bisexual or gay. I think Harry is a poser and prefers pussy. Louis seems like he eats, sleeps and breathes dicks.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 27, 2022 12:04 PM |
Louis is definitely having a lovely time on the road without his girlfriend of 10 years. He doesn't even wait until he's off stage to get drunk, but instead swigs from a cardboard cup of vodka and red bull (which he let a fan have the dregs of) during the show and does shots of tequila that fans buy him from the bar. I guess with a squawky voice like his he needs all the alcohol he can get.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 27, 2022 12:16 PM |
R64
by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 27, 2022 12:18 PM |
Will Louis become like Aaron Carter and have an OnlyFans? Do all these 1D guys have kids? They aren't smart enough to wrap it up? Maybe the groupies poked holes in the condoms. I think Harry is a two album wonder like Paula Abdul. He's running out of gimmicks and is looking too old to be cosplaying queer
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 27, 2022 8:34 PM |
R66 Louis doesn't need a tattoo on his face, only a bag.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 5, 2022 7:27 AM |
Louis' bitch ass had a meltdown on stage after his feral fans pelted him with chicken nuggets and pride flags. He's now banned all items from being thrown on stage and said he'll stop the show and leave the venue if a nugget or a rainbow comes near him.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 7, 2022 5:38 PM |
R67 Louis looks fine. KGT (who started this thread and makes up 90% of the replies) definitely needs one. Preferably a tight plastic one.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 9, 2022 10:46 PM |
Spazzy Louis played LA and didn't get a single review of his concert.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 14, 2022 3:58 AM |
R70
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 14, 2022 5:18 AM |
He looks like a drowned rat.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 14, 2022 5:34 AM |
His US tour is over now and he made 23 crew members get a tattoo as a souvenir. Trashy chav.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 16, 2022 2:31 AM |
R73
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 16, 2022 3:22 AM |
[quote]Zayn and Louis both seem like they will eventually OD, you can take them out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of them. The others who are better-adjusted like Harry, Niall and Liam will be around forever as The UK loves its former boy band and girl group members.
Wrong, R54.
[quote]Liam has said he's an alcoholic so I doubt he'll survive long.
Spot on, R55.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 20, 2024 3:46 PM |
I always thought that he was ugly. And he looks really bad these days.
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