John Mayer is 6'3" here he is next to 5'9" Andy Cohen

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I haven't heard anything about John Mayer in a LONG time.

Are they dating? They look hideous together but I wish them the best, nonetheless.

I thought he was supposed to be really short.

When did Andy Cohen get Marie Dressler's poitrine?

Whoever posed them in front of that sign deserves an award.

[quote] I haven't heard anything about John Mayer in a LONG time.

He has been in the news quite a bit concerning the Bob Saget death, Mayer paid to have Saget's body flown from Florida back to LA and picked up Saget's car from the LA airport and drove it back to Saget's wife.

Does John really think that Sabrina Duncan hairdo is working for him?

They look like a latter day Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy

You’re blind, OP. That’s clearly less than a foot difference. Six inches seems possible, maybe eight.

John Mayer is 5’6”.

Probably endowed.

5'9" is what 5'6" midgets claim to be.

I saw Mayer in the market in Atlanta many years back, before he moved out to LA. He is indeed a tall boy.

They’re clearing fucking. And Andy is clearly the bottom, despite his repeated claims re: topping.

I love two cisgender males of disparate height standing next to one another.

Is John gay or bi?

John Mayer fucking Andy? Why?

Mayer is losing whatever looks he might have had. He looks like a vampire here.

amazing how they let anyone buy a star

This pose is ridiculous, but I'm sure that's what they intended so the, "Are they fucking?" rumours start up again. Rinna and Garcelle were there as well.

Yeah John needs a freshen up. Like a new haircut, diet, and dermatologist. He looks too rough for his age and net worth. Also very awkward with his body for a guy who performs on stage. Like that is a prom pose if I've ever seen one

They're both repulsive.

Those hideous boots , horribly bad taste.

John feet look disappointingly modest sized.

What did women see in John Mayer? He's really starting to look like an old queen.

He was a classic dreamboat when he was young.

The art boy or musician fuck toy from central casting. You don't see it? Millions did.

[quote]Is John gay or bi?

He’s officially straight, but has long been rumored to have a bi side.

John Mayer is not 6'3"

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R11– I needed a laugh!

In HS is was not a babe. And then he transformed into that. And then he lost it. I'm sure some here can relate.

R15 maybe but I've been with plenty of tall guys who one might suspect were the "top" but so many tall guys just want to bottom, bottom, bottom!

Oompa loompa doompity doo

I have another puzzle for you!

He’s about the same height as Shawn Mendes who is 6’2”

Mayer looks a little more than 6 inches taller than Andy. Mayer's shoes actually have more of a heel than Andy's. Andy is not standing up as straight as Mayer, either.

Mayer's attire is awful. Looks like he hasn't even cut open the vents in the back of his jacket.

I'm 6'1" and John Mayer towered over me the couple of times I met him.

Sure he's not taller?

R8, now wait a minute. This means that the killer forced John Mayer to get that haircut after he'd recorded the last song on his new CD and AFTER did the photo shoot for the cover. It's the only thing that makes sense.

Boz, has Jill checked in yet?

What did you think of him, r38?

Mayer has always had a face that I suspected would not age well. He was once quite attractive, but never classically handsome. His mouth has a strange shape to it and his eyes have always been rather (as we called it in childhood) oogly googly. Now that he's clearly gotten thicker all over his punim just looks huge.

His days of looking like this are over. But I must say, his hair was on point in this photo. He's always looked best in a curly do.

The rumor that Andy hooked up with Harry Styles is looking more real now.

He looked attractive during this era:

They've had sex.

R45

Obviously, but the idiots/trolls will still tell you shit like “John Mayer is straight!” and “John would never fuck that thing!”

They’ve fucked too!

What was his connection to Bob Saget? It was generous of him to pay for transporting the body to LA and picking up his car, but I imagine Bob’s family had plenty of money to do so.

Mayer looks rather gangly in the OP's photo. Very untight physically.

R13 nails it.

Guys who are between 5'7 and 5'9 often claim to be 5'10

So you've got to be 5'6 or less to settle for 5'9

R47

Yep. There was some idiot in a thread a couple months ago that insisted John was straight and we were just making stuff up because “DL thinks everyone’s gay”.

John has beautiful coloring I'll give him that.

John is the Vince Vaughn of pop music. Aging isn't for pussies.

Oh for fuck's sake R41, that's absurd. Even if he's not someone you think is super hot or your type, he is, by all normal standards, a handsome man.

R40, he was very nice and unassuming. I'm not a fan of his music, so meeting him meant nothing to me. I just clearly remember that he was TALL. And I normally don't pay attention to that.

Ever since John Mayer went “sober”, he stopped dating women. His social life consists entirely of hanging out with Andy Cohen, and “mentoring” Shawn Mendes, Alec Benjamin, and assorted other musical twinks.

Maybe John pimps show biz twinks to the NY Velvet Media Mafia?

Douche bags, small and economy size. Hate them both.

John Mayer has a successful career, lots of money, and he’s reasonably good looking. Yet he’s in his mid-40s, never married, and no kids. His past relationships have included notorious beards like Taylor Swift and Jennifer Aniston. Some questions need to be asked…

I can't believe that Cohen is rewarded with a star in Hollywood for almost single handedly destroying what remained of respectability on American television and lowering the IQ of Americans by at least 10 points.

Aw, he's cute in R33's photo. More clean cut, but still cute.

Isn't he the one who said publicly that his dick was racist? So I guess he doesn't find the sistas sexy.

R62, the sisters have collectively dodged a bullet.

With this photo, one can only conclude that John Mayer must be as vacuous as the other one.

[quote] John has beautiful coloring I'll give him that.

He looks washed-out, at R1. Reminds me of a woman that you're used to seeing with a full face of makeup, now not wearing makeup.

[quote] What was his connection to Bob Saget? It was generous of him to pay for transporting the body to LA and picking up his car, but I imagine Bob’s family had plenty of money to do so.

That was the most human thing JM has done in a while. It was enormously helpful to the family to have a trusted friend retrieve his car from airport parking. They could discreetly get right of the drug paraphernalia and sex worker contact info that a paid third party would sell to TMZ.

I know Cohen. He is 5'3" maybe 5'4". He wears lifts in his shoes most of the time in public appearances . When he did NYE with 5;9" Cooper he was standing on an apple box because he forgot his lifts.

John Mayer's best song was his first hit. Can never remember the title. The second hit had a terrible lyric.

His touring supergroup Dead & Company with Grateful Dead alumni improved John's music. It's very polished California light rock with guitar doodling. I never thought I would get into him but in recent years I find it perfectly pitched.

[quote]John Mayer's best song was his first hit. Can never remember the title. The second hit had a terrible lyric.

He has many good songs.

I’m about the same age as John Mayer, and he really gets the X-ennial generation. I love him personally.

[quote]Ever since John Mayer went “sober”, he stopped dating women.

Mayer is "Hollywood sober." Which means when Andy decides to share his top-quality coke, Mayer indulges and lets Andy blow him.

Recently, John has said something along the lines of "when I get married and have kids."

He is 44. That train has left, don't follow Andy's footsteps and become a dad at 50.

He is actually a great guitar player.

R74 that's what my dad said when we watched him perform at Michael Jackson's memorial. The song I mentioned above as his first hit is called No Such Thing. I really like the melody and chord progression.

I'm beginning to think they are not having sex. They are sisters. John can pull much younger and hawter guys than that wonky eyed troll.

The good thing about Cohen is that when he's on his back getting pounded by one of his pickups he can keep one eye on the guy fucking him, and one eye on his valuables around the room.

He's a most talented little homunculus.

John Mayer is narcissistic, annoying and attention seeking. Always kissing up to celebs and doing tacky things for attention. He's undeniably talented but most of his music is mediocre and forgettable. He has good concepts but poor execution. Proof that raw talent doesn't equal good sense. He's always been openly bisexual and made plenty of references in the 2000s. He's more famous for saying stupid shit than his actual music. So kudos to him.

R22 Thats what touring with the Grateful Dead will do to you

Are any of Cohen's friends NOT Narcissists? Ripa, Cooper, SJP, Myaer...Cohen himself. You know Cohen paid for that star himself right?

I just finished jerking off to the thought of them fucking.

John's dick is virulently racist because it spread herpes all over Atlanta.

Mayer and James Franco…in my youth I housed to confuse them.

Considering both are vain as fuck, I’m sure they’ve screwed, or at the very least, had mutual jo sessions in well-mirrored hotels.

^^^used to confuse them…

John Mayer and James Franco both publicly get involved with the same kind of opportunistic bimbos who #MeToo them but enjoy getting BJs from thirsty gays who worship str8s.

John afaik doesn't have a cute twinky bootylicious little brother like James does.

Le sigh, R85. Time marches on. Dave Franco is 36 years old now, honey.

If Andy Cohen is 5'9" it's because he's standing on his ego.

Cohen is not that ugly (he was kinda cute) but his personality is ugly and repellent. You have to be a cutthroat narcissistic queen to get that successful in Hollywood. He knows his audience of vapid middle-aged women and emotionally immature gays.

I think John Mayer is just using him (obviously) for his own talk show aspirations. Cohen loves the attention of having a hot straight-presenting guy all close to him in public.

[quote] John Mayer is 6'3" here he is next to 5'9" Andy Cohen. Looks more like a foot difference to me.

R1 is AC his pocket gay?

[quote] Whoever posed them in front of that sign deserves an award.

R6 yes, jizz everywhere

[quote] What did women see in John Mayer? He's really starting to look like an old queen.

A big knob, big enough to fill a loose cooch and make a girl squeal and squirt.

Straight women love men like John Mayer. They value men on the full package like confidence, intelligence, humor, work ethic, status and talent. He's also tall and likely packing down there. Being an obnoxious douchebag does not take away from appeal. He's masculine, has money and consistently proves his talent and hard work. He makes music also that appealed to girls early on. Even though he changed his sound to be more alternative, indie, blues and now yacht rock. His image is still tied to his early singles. He took advantage of this instead of complaining to nail as many chicks as possible. Even when he fucks up, he always apologizes and makes a comeback. He's like a cockroach.

Now as a gay man, I find his music mostly boring. His personality is obnoxious and narcissistic at times but he's also charismatic, funny and watchable. While his music is mediocre, I admire that he did work very hard at what he does to get to his level of skill. He's tall, likely hung and has a cute face. I would probably fuck him. But I would never date him or want to be around him for too long.

I used to kinda like JM before his racist statements about Black women. His friendship with La Cohene? One more reason to not like him. AC is a talentless sociopath.

I just want to see his hard cock.