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Kellan Lutz put another baby in his wife's pussy

Not gay, bitches. (Bi? Turkey baster?) Baby number two baking in the cunt oven.

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by Anonymousreply 41March 1, 2023 8:50 PM

And won’t her uterus be surprised.

by Anonymousreply 1February 4, 2022 1:28 PM

I should not have laughed at the OP’s title. But I did.

by Anonymousreply 2February 4, 2022 1:30 PM

Would you prefer him to put it in one of her ears?

by Anonymousreply 3February 4, 2022 1:31 PM

He's gay. And you can't argue with deluded, fat DL residents about that.

by Anonymousreply 4February 4, 2022 1:34 PM

Hello, hello, hello!

by Anonymousreply 5February 4, 2022 1:35 PM

Why do people get those horible Michael Jackson nosejobs? Her nose is whittled down to a spiked nub. It looks horrible.

by Anonymousreply 6February 4, 2022 1:36 PM

You're confusing him for other "Twighlight" actors. Doesn't ping at all.

by Anonymousreply 7February 4, 2022 1:47 PM

Um, OP, that’s not how that works.

by Anonymousreply 8February 4, 2022 1:52 PM

I don't think Kellan Lutz is gay, but even if he is gay, it's not that difficult to fuck a woman and get her pregnant. I'm just appalled at OP's misinformation about where he put the baby.

by Anonymousreply 9February 4, 2022 1:52 PM

[quote]but even if he is gay, it's not that difficult to fuck a woman and get her pregnant.

Oh, really?

by Anonymousreply 10February 4, 2022 3:13 PM

Two “attractive” people who are unremarkable and lacking all sex appeal.

by Anonymousreply 11February 4, 2022 3:21 PM

Super gay face on that boy. Jeesass. No way he ain't gay.

by Anonymousreply 12February 4, 2022 3:23 PM

r12 = black LSA bitch.

by Anonymousreply 13February 4, 2022 3:24 PM

R13 Fuck off, stupid cunt. Throwing your name card around. Cunt just revealed itself.

by Anonymousreply 14February 4, 2022 3:26 PM

What is he going to do for money? He quit that FBI show he was on.

by Anonymousreply 15February 4, 2022 3:30 PM

He's mentioned before that he's on his way to winning an Oscar. That'll keep him with a steady income for sure.

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by Anonymousreply 16February 4, 2022 3:44 PM

I am still a bit surprised that he has engaged in heterosexual activity.

Maybe not as surprised as the PIV action of Kevin Jonas, but still... A bit surprised.

by Anonymousreply 17February 4, 2022 3:49 PM

[quote]Oh, really?

Closeted gay men have been fucking women and getting them pregnant since the beginning of time. So no, it's not that difficult.

by Anonymousreply 18February 4, 2022 10:21 PM

Small, dainty hands.

by Anonymousreply 19February 5, 2022 5:19 AM

[quote]Closeted gay men have been fucking women and getting them pregnant since the beginning of time.

Since when did gay men start fucking pussy?

by Anonymousreply 20February 5, 2022 5:22 AM

R18, They fuck the woman while watching gay porn on their phone.

by Anonymousreply 21February 5, 2022 5:23 AM

It’s a boy. Given his two dim-bulb, Christian evangelical parents, the boy has a high risk of becoming a simpleton.

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by Anonymousreply 22February 17, 2022 7:44 AM

He must take off his shirt to see if I care. He has inspired many a fap for me.

by Anonymousreply 23February 17, 2022 8:08 AM

Even Merv Griffin and Malcolm Forbes had children.

by Anonymousreply 24February 17, 2022 9:43 AM

He may fuck pussy but he has major gay face

by Anonymousreply 25February 17, 2022 11:26 AM

[quote] [bold] Closeted [/bold] gay men have been fucking women and getting them pregnant since the beginning of time.

[quote] Since when did gay men start fucking pussy?

Since Adam had to fuck Eve out of boredom, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 26February 17, 2022 11:33 AM

His wife is posting baby bump and maternity clothes videos on Instagram Stories.

by Anonymousreply 27March 1, 2022 1:12 AM

R27 = She sounds like an attention whore. Social Media is where she belongs.

by Anonymousreply 28March 1, 2022 1:23 AM

Turkeybaster baby.

by Anonymousreply 29March 1, 2022 1:26 AM

Sexual intercourse is not required to conceive a child, there are other ways.

by Anonymousreply 30March 1, 2022 1:29 AM

[quote] there are other ways.

Has anyone thought of a turkey baster?

by Anonymousreply 31March 1, 2022 1:31 AM

I think it's time we start a DL Biology Class.

by Anonymousreply 32March 1, 2022 1:31 AM

Some women get off on their fem bi-husbands. I once hooked up with a mf couple and the wife creeped me out cheering me on while I fucked her sissy husband. I seriously felt like asking her get the fuck out of the room. Those women are out there.

by Anonymousreply 33March 1, 2022 1:35 AM

Err…

by Anonymousreply 34March 1, 2022 1:43 AM

[quote]Kellan Lutz put another baby in his wife's pussy

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by Anonymousreply 35March 1, 2022 1:44 AM

[quote]Closeted gay men have been fucking women and getting them pregnant since the beginning of time.

Yeah, I never understood how that was possible for men who are 100% gay. I don't care what anyone says, there is no such thing as a 100% gay man that can manage to fuck a woman. I don't care how closeted he is. He's got "bi tendencies."

Closeted lesbians, on the other hand, can more easily fuck a man and get pregnant. All you have to do is lay there and dissociate until he's finished doing his business and it's finally is over.

by Anonymousreply 36March 1, 2022 2:26 AM

Da twelve apposols.

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by Anonymousreply 37March 1, 2022 2:33 AM

[quote] Kellan Lutz put another baby in his wife's womb via her pussy, possibly using his own dick.

FIFY, op.

by Anonymousreply 38March 1, 2022 8:10 PM

People forget Kellan Lutz used to hang around with the Closet Gay elites. That's how the rumors started. Before he turned "straight".

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by Anonymousreply 39March 1, 2023 10:40 AM

Kellan with more gays...And at least on Bisexual...His heterosexuality is about as real as his fake wig.

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by Anonymousreply 40March 1, 2023 10:43 AM

Did Kellan get a chance to play with their socks r40?

by Anonymousreply 41March 1, 2023 8:50 PM
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