Is Joe Burrow the Hottest NFL Quarterback of All Time?

And he is gay gay gay!

He's very pretty, especially the eyes. His body is just basic.

He is cute now, but how will he age?

Joe is very purdy. Details on claimed gayness, please.

Meh. Average bland guy.

There’s something off about him - can’t put my finger on what. In any case, Garoppolo is hotter.

Are you serious, OP?!?! He looks like an inbred, backwoods boy who got lucky and an advisor about hairstyles.

He looks like he had Kid Rock in him were he not cleaned up and straightened out by a PR team intent on keeping him and his pals out of the news and jail.

Just goin' on appearances, as DL is wont to do or be.

r4 Everyone in Cinci knows he is gay. He has a boyfriend he keeps in a condo downtown by the stadium

Next door to Kevin Lanflisi, R8?

Not when Jimmy G exists.

R7 That's because he is. Athens, Ohio (where he spent most of his life) is a poor white trash town filled with hillbillies and hippies.

Here come the haters.

Knowing he likes it up the ass kinda kills the jock fantasy and knowing he's poor white trash kinda kills the boyfriend fantasy.

would like to see [R5] and [R7] mugs... he's hot and you're not, hideous queens...

If he really is gay, he does a pretty good job at hiding it. Here's his girlfriend's Instagram profile.

[QUOTE] Knowing he likes it up the ass kinda kills the jock fantasy

Nobody said he was a bottom, R13.

As someone else mentioned, Jimmy G is currently the hottest. And Cam Newton is still in the league.

R15 = Shailene Woodley

I think he looks like a tool with the victory cigars. Comes off like a wannabe gangster, especially since he's sort of babyfaced.

Cam is cruel to dogs!

Burrow seems like he’s a better lay than Jimmy Garropolo. He’s got that trailer trash big dick white boy swagger.

R14 types fat and frau-ish.

I’d do him.

[quote]would like to see [[R5]] and [[R7]] mugs... he's hot and you're not, hideous queens...

Did we ever claim anything beyond his phenotypic and genotypic overt TRASH appearances?

Besides he also appeared "Coming 'Down the Mountain" expemplary slow.

He’s got swagger, which can be exceptionally sexy.

R7 You would faint if this man gave you the time of day

Fuck no! I would say OP needs cataract surgery, but Joe *is* white, which clears the very low bar when it comes to hot athletes.

He’s blah and has a gigantic fivehead. Garoppolo is way more attractive.

Well damn near every NFL quarterback is white, R27. If that’s the bar then why wouldn’t I pick from the litany of other choices?

Very cute

He had a pretty cute ass when it was accidentally bared by another player on live TV.

He has one of those dick noses that bug me for some reason.

Anyway, as long as Jimmy Garrapolo exists, Joe Trailertrash will only be masturbation material for meth heads and white nationalists.

Yes, a cute ass

[quote] Not when Jimmy G exists.

So Joe Burrow may be the hottest white quarterback.

What church does he go to?

R32 You seem strangely obsessed and angry. It's okay if others think someone is cute when you don't.

Sexy

Brady in his prime is still the hottest, like obnoxiously handsome. And he's aging well because of his strong bone structure.

R24 expemplary slow

Perhaps you should refrain from making judgment.

R38 The plastic surgery and hair plugs did help, though

Wrong Brady and wrong sport.

Isn’t Tom Brady a cheating piece of shit? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Does he go to church everywhere?

Burrow is cute, but I thought the previous Cincy QB Andy Dalton was hotter. But then, I have a thing for gingers.

He is quite adorable. Everyone knows the girlfriend is a social media wannabe. If she were that great he would have gotten her to the altar by now. VIDEO of Joe walking like a confident top.

R2, I wouldn't describe his body as just "basic."

Trashy.

Hot

R43 That one's not really catching on, dear. Good effort, though

R42 Someone else

Tom Brady has a head like Frankenstein. Joe is way hotter.

Joe showing off his fabulous true self. Flamboyant and Sassy!!

Posted Online = "Joe Burrow having sex with Chase Young"......oh my...Is this a straight thing?

Not gay you delusional queens

I was always partial to Brady Quinn. He wasn't a great QB, but he had a great smile and body.

I'm still r7 - laughing at everyone else's dick.

Big Dick Burrow

That's best he can do @ R15? She looks trashy.

[quote] She looks trashy.

So does he.

I think it’s well-established those two don’t just look trashy…

So walking knock kneed is considered swaggy?

I Olivia the name of every NFL beard?

R52's picture leads me to predict there will probably be an abused girlfriend or two in the future.

Swagged out fellows like Joe Burrow don’t hit women.

Why is the gf considered trashy? Now this is trashy..

Oops...

R65 I don't know. She just sort of seems like a gold digger who leeches off him for money and fame.

Will he take a bro job?

Eh, he's cute in a bland kind of way. He almost looks like a stud with no facial hair.

That said, Jimmy G has him beat. I don't have a big frame of reference to say either of them are the best looking of all time.

I’m sure you’ll all enjoy this tidbit.

He better rein it in a little, he has the potential to cross the line from cool and confidence to very arrogant. I wouldn’t be shocked if the gf gets dumped after this and he starts dating an actress or model. If he was in LA 100% that would happen.

So he's a horn dog?

I'd hit but he does have white trash fine. Like cute white trash. But white trash. Doubt he's very good in bed. Most likely selfish and rude.

white trash face*

Cut or uncut? Sizemeat verificatia on this hunky qt?

R70 Yawn..He looks like the guy who fucks a lot but it's only about him getting off. Call me when women start bragging about his oral skills. Otherwise he sounds like the king of quickies like every other FB player. As for the GF--that isn't marriage material. She ain't ever sealing the deal. They are both using each other. When a hotter chick comes along she is history.

The girlfriend isn't even cute.

Jimmy G is cuter but he’s not a great player.

There is something sexy about Burrow. He just seems like he’d be nice to you and a nasty fuck.

The girlfriend looks like the chick waiting by the phone for Kanye and E Channel to call. Trust me--even SHE knows the clock is ticking on the Joe Clock. If she is smart she would be taking fertility vitamins and poking holes in condoms.

Burrow is the new “Joe Cool.”

I love how high he’s being built. It will make his inevitable fall much more hilarious.

I kinda like knowing he's horny and slutty

I love him and want him to cum inside me…..and I’m strictly a top.

He’s probably fucking that lucky girlfriend right now.

I bet he cheats

He better hope he doesn’t get AIDS when he rapes his girlfriend.

I know he's not a quarterback, but Carl Nassib is hotter.

Ohioan here. Burrow is from the white trashiest part of the state, so I'm guessing he was raised in a trailer on a hilltop.

I would be tempted to give up the ass to him but if he's as big as they say I couldn't handle a big dick like his.

Regarding his football skills, he definitely has “it.” He’s done a lot of charitable work for his home town, Athens, Ohio. I’m sure his future is fraught with land mines, but this Sunday, I think it belongs to him.

If he wins, will he finally let us see the dong? We already saw the beautiful ass.

The Lord hath spoken

JB's big day!

Nope

R80 Why is it funny when decent people fall?

R94 Desperate envy

[quote] I think he looks like a tool with the victory cigars. Comes off like a wannabe gangster, especially since he's sort of babyfaced.

Looks to me like he enjoys smoking long brown poles.

What is the plural of forehead?

For context, Athens Ohio is in the Appalachian part of the state, but it’s a university town, so it’s a bubble. Athens County was only non big city county in Ohio to go Biden in 2020. Ohio University (not Ohio State University in Columbus) is located there which was the first public university in Ohio and founded in 1804 just after statehood. There are about 20k students in Athens, His father was a university coach who moved there, so they weren’t exactly townies.

[QUOTE] If he wins, will he finally let us see the dong? We already saw the beautiful ass.

Let’s hope he starts “an” Onlyfans.

[quote] What is the plural of forehead?

James Van Der Beek.

[quote] He had a pretty cute ass when it was accidentally bared by another player on live TV.

Dear tease, we seem to be missing video proof...

[quote] Dear tease, we seem to be missing video proof...

R101 So easy to find on youtube - if you can post here, you can search there

He is going to fall flat on his face tomorrow.

He may lose, R104, but I doubt he’ll embarrass himself. He’ll show the same poise and composure under pressure that he’s demonstrated all season.

Burrows is going to be the Susan Lucci of the NFL..

Joe Burrow and his parents are Republicans. And Fox Lovers..Here is mom and dad talking to FOX NEWS..They gave no interview to CNN or MSNBC. There is a reason for that. I wouldn't be surprised if they show up at Mar-A-Lago at some point.

Wow, a family from Heroinville, Ohio is Republican trash. Quelle surprise.

Go Rams!

There is absolutely no proof that Joe Dynamite Burrow is a Republican.

R107, there is nothing in that video that even casually mentions that Joe Burrow is a Rethug. Nothing. His parents are clearly Faux News junkies. But there was nothing to indicate that Joe shares those views.

On the other hand, his tweets are in line with progressive values.

Joe is a Republican. Cincinnati is a GOP stronghold. He went there for a reason. His parents are well known Fox Enthusiasts. Sorry if you want to believe he magically became a Democrat overnight. He went to Louisiana State University!. Some of you think he went there to study Liberal Arts?

Explain what a town "full of hippies and rednecks" is like - are they at each others throats all the time?

Isn't Athens, Ohio a college town?

[QUOTE] Joe is a Republican. Cincinnati is a GOP stronghold.

R11: Joe Biden won Cincinnati in 2020, you dope. The Democrat always wins Cincinnati. It’s one of the places that keeps Ohio from becoming totally red.

r94 I appreciate your point about r80's post but I appreciate even more the point r80 is making.

What the media sends into orbit, gravity brings down, and the media is there to record every instance of the descent.

I don't fault Burrow for this positive media hype. I'm enjoying his latter-day, would-be Joe Namath cool.

We'll see today what happens if the Rams defense starts throwing him around like a rag doll. I hope not because I'd like to see the Bengals win.

If the Bengals win in spectacular fashion today, his superstardom will almost be on par with Tiger Woods. Woods is singular because he was superstar in an individual sport.

The we'll truly see how he handles the hype.

I dunno about quarterbacks but the Rams coach is a very good looking man. What a beaute

[quote] Joe is a Republican.

Prove it, R111. You’ve made the assertion, now back it up with facts, not conjecture.

R116 = Oh my. Someone is binge watching Law+Order.

Burrow sure looked happy in Trump's company.

[quote] He’s got swagger

He looks like a 14 year old boy desperately TRYING to have swagger.

Watching him do so is akin to watching a seven year old walk around in daddy's shoes.

[QUOTE] Burrow sure looked happy in Trump's company.

He was happy to be at the White House. So what? The White House belongs to America, not Trump or any other president.

The fact that every single thread becomes about politics and/or what party someone belongs to is really tiresome. Probably one of the reasons why this site seems to be dying.

The fact that so many shrug when democracy is almost taken away shows how badly this site has been infested by bots and right wingers. Probably the MAIN reason why this site FOR GAY MEN seems to be dying.

R112 Yes, it is a college town. You have an interesting mixture of students/professors and the locals. To be fair, the surrounding towns (Chauncey, The Plains, Glouster, etc.) are where many of the rednecks come in. But Athens (the city itself) has many hippies.

R123 Nelsonville (birthplace of Sarah Jessica Parker) has plenty of hillbillies as well.

When he has tweeted anything political, which has been rare, it’s always right in line with progressive values. So I don’t see how he’s also some kind of MAGA loon.

Burrow seems like he uses logic and science to arrive at conclusions. Good guy. But whatever. He's a good looking guy. Does he have a nice ass? 🤔 His charity for hunger has raised $1.5 million.

Looks like the legend of Burrow is upon us.

His gf is one homely looking bitch.

The Champ. 25 years old.

R129 Bitch you jinxed him and he choked. Not joining the legendary Joes, Montana and Namath in double ncaa/nfl championships.

Well, not joining them yet, R130. He was just drafted in 2020

All that talk about "Joe Burrow this, Joe Burrow that" and he can't even win a Super Bowl. How embarrassing and pathetic.

R131 This miracle run by the Bengals won’t happen again, they were underdogs every game basically.

No. There will be only this one:

R134 - I agree.

[quote]Cincinnati is a GOP stronghold. He went there for a reason.

He "went there" because they drafted him.

Yeah, the Bengals were a shitty team so they got the number one draft pick.

Burrow is a great quarterback and there will be other Super Bowls in his future. However, he needed this loss to he reminded he’s not a god and he needs to show some humility.

The Bengals lost because Burrow wore this horrible outfit to the game!

R138 Only a black guy could get away with that fruity outfit.

R139 has a point. Black men can often wear the craziest shit and look cool. Burrow looks like a doofus in that outfit.

It's an Amish zoot suit!

Burrows looks more like a Joe Bottom to me. Something about him reminds me of Colton Underwood. Wait and See...

The outfit is too matchy-matchy. A splash of orange for his team colors would have helped. Burrow is trying to hard but he walks like a bi- bottom.

I must admit I wanna see that furry pink hole.

Burrow's Trump-loving parents will go on Fox and ask for Pence to overturn the Super Bowl.

It’s a shame how these quarterbacks let their shitty family members and girlfriends/wives ruin their reputations. It happened with Tom Brady, and now it’s happening to Patrick Mahomes and Joe Burrow.

PS: I like Gisele and Tom Brady also contributed to his bad reputation. That accusation wasn’t fair (even though she would occasionally step in hot water by forgetting her husband was on a TEAM).

[quote] It’s a shame how these quarterbacks let their shitty family members and girlfriends/wives ruin their reputations.

I suppose they could try to tell their WAGs to cool it (though not Gisele, she’s obviously the top in that marriage), but sadly, you can’t pick your parents.

[quote] she’s obviously the top in that marriage

Tom’s son is obviously the top. Look at the video evidence.

Burrow on his way back to the Super Bowl

Here’s hoping that Joe B and the Bengals go all the way to a Superbowl win this year.

I just want him to get there.

Joe was the quarterback on my fantasy football team this year and I won big $$ because of him.

GO JOE!

Does anyone else see similarity between this guy and DL Fav Sam Heughan?

Sam would def be a top candidate to play him in the inevitable Burrow biopic.

If you want gays to be more interested in sportsball, you have to provide links like that found in R50 - a nice wall of photos without math or tedious biography. I don’t care about any stats; wtf am I supposed to do with football numbers? Straight people math.

Hey fellas.. don't forget about me

Uhh, we haven’t, R157.

Someone else, R156?

Maybe he meant R150? For some reason, the thread goes from R149 to R151. I can’t see what’s there.

I think you have the poster at R150 blocked, R160.

I think that R156 may be looking for pics/video like this — the time that Joe’s butt popped out when he was playing for LSU.

What does DL think of Daniel Jones? (NYG)

R163 Meh

Big Game Burrow already threw two touchdown passes and the first quarter ain’t over yet!

Meh is right r164. Now on the other hand, Jalen Hurts is not.

Burrow going back to the Super Bowl

It’s Burrow time.

Unfortunate face to head ratio.

You guys obviously know nothing about this guy. He has made wonderful comments supportive of BLM, abortion rights, and gun control. He definitely did not grow up poor. Oh, Athens Ohio has a large college and is the hometown of artist/ sculptor Maya Lin.

Burrow looks like someone who got away with multiple sexual assaults in college.

I wish I was one of his victims.

He is not a sexist dumb jock, R171.