I Wish I Was Bulgarian

Poor people everywhere and cabbage is constantly cooking.

That's right, Rose. Bulgarian men are all hung, friendly, bisexual wrestlers. Hurry over for a tour!

I’ve been to Bulgaria and met some wonderful people there. It’s funny when you hear them tell you the history of Bulgaria and totally leave out the 500 years they were ruled by Turks.

They also claim to have invented everything good in the world. But all in all, a very nice place

The biggest dick I've ever had was on a Bulgarian artist who lived in Montmartre. He was handsome and hairy, too. He fell for me hard which surprised me. We saw each other every time I went to Paris, but that dick! Sometimes it's too big.

I had a very hot Bulgarian boyfriend for a brief period. He was married before and had a daughter. Totally passive in bed. Teach me how to make my own yogurt (apparently they invented it).

Watch "Darcey and Stacey" for Darcey's Bulgarian boyfriend Georgi.

Yes OP

"Bulgar" means "likes it both ways" in the native tongue and Bulgarian men are taught that it is normal to have urges for both sexes and that throwing a pity fuck to an overweight elderly man is a good deed for which they will be rewarded in the hereafter.

I was acquainted with a handsome Bulgarian who fled to the States seeking asylum. The country sounded wretched from his description. The cops were free to snatch men up off the streets and force them to get a haircut if it was perceived as too long. This man reported things like that, plus another cop snatching his religious necklace off and busting it up.

snatch lol

Gencho

Sorry guys, you gotta copy and paste: Bulgarian Gencho & allies - Part 6 at Ice Gay Tube Another Murielladevice to thwart our enjoyment.

Lutenitsa (a Bulgarian tomato-pepper spread) is good.

We get the word "bulge" from Bulgarian.

[quote] throwing a pity fuck to an overweight elderly man is a good deed for which they will be rewarded in the hereafter.

Stupid Bulgarian!

Ok those shaved Bulgarian chavs are hot.

A Bulgarian is just a poor man's version of a Greek.

It's true that it was cheaper to get a Bulgarian than a Greek in the Ottoman Empire. These days, I'm not so sure. Gencho looks very hot, as does his masked friend.

I lived in Bulgaria for nearly two years. Bulgarians are a warm, friendly people. But holy shit, they claim to have invented everything, as R3 pointed out. Cured meats. Feta cheese. Yogurt. Cyrillic alphabet. Computers. Singing. Christianity. Water. Air. Sun.

The beaches north of Varna are, in fact, lovely.

Apart from our 'bragging', did you like us AS MEN up your pusy R18? How many lodes you take?

Bulgaria always seems strangely non-descript to me - I have fewer associations with it than with almost any other Eastern European country. I think it might be because they have comparatively few internationally famous cultural figures - in fact I can only think of Julia Kristeva and that women's choir rn.

I never met a Bulgarian. But he was straight and coincidentally not hung.

R20 if you think Bulgaria is obscure, try Moldova.

R22

Ha, Moldova was the reason I changed "any other" to "almost any other".

London here: the Romanians and Bulgarians who turned up here were dirty rotten peasants who'd camp in our parks/woods, hunt our duck/swan ponds, beg on the streets all in the name of enterprise so they could send money back to their dirty rotten ex-Communist hovel-countries. Thanks to Brexit, these vermin are no longer here.

Anyway, R23 whether Moldova is in Europe is a question. I suppose they are; but I suppose they shouldn't be.

Viktor Krum.

It's "I Wish I WERE Bulgarian", you fat kurva!

Fuck. I had forgotten about Krumbly. Wasn't he trying to fcuk that Beaux Batons harpie?

No, R28.

He was trying to fuck Hermione.

Ruddy pumpkin head!!

[quote] It's "I Wish I WERE Bulgarian", you fat kurva!

That is the subjunctive you racist whore drunk on baclava and Bulgarcock.

But wait, there's more. The Bulgars had a very, very handsome tsar/prime minister: he is a bit of a DLer, age-wise, these days, but still a rather dashing man and a patriot.

The young tsar, on the right. Big hands to grab you.

I prefer Vulgaria.

[quote]They seem so much more intelligent than the average American.

You sound like the typical self-loathing U.S. liberal. I'm beginning to understand why conservatives consider liberals un-American. Liberals are constantly pessimistic about the country. And they glorify Europe. For example, they want to bring socialism here despite it failing badly over there through most of the 20th century. 🙄

[quote] They seem so much more intelligent than the average American.

There are 331m Americans. There are 6.8m Bulgars. The quoted comment may be right R34.

R34 butt hurt

Hey R36, sorry (somewhat) to objectify you butt you do mention bulges: post a headless pic please.

Bulgaria's current Prime Minister, Kiril Petkov, is kind of handsome-kind of average. He's 41, graduated from the Univ of British Columbia and Harvard, and renounced his dual Canadian citizenship in order to become Minister of Economy.

Anyway, what kind of gay rights do they have in Bulgar-country? It's mixed, it seems. Could do better; can't the EU give them some 'guidance' in return for ... all the money? Ursula?

R34 is a reminder why we need to vote in the midterms. The Trumptards are the result of Republicunts’ decades long effort to defund and dismantle public education in this country. Just keep refusing the vaccines, Trumptard. Keep going maskless! Remember that Russia is your friend. Please consider visiting, especially this time of year.

Did you not know?

Bulgars invented buggery

"Since 2002, the age of consent has been 14, regardless of sexual orientation."

r34 this is a parody of the "I Wish I were Australian" after watching one episode of Australian Survivor thread.

Yeah R42, we know where u go, you NAMBLA nut.

They invented BVLGARI too, if you fat hoes didn't know that.

I remember when I first landed in Sofia (went for work).

As my taxi was taking me to the hotel, I kept wondering “will I be okay behind the old Iron Curtain??!” Then I spotted a Starbucks on a corner and realized all will be fine.

People all around the world are the same.

[quote] Then I spotted a Starbucks on a corner and realized all will be fine.

Then a 14 yo spotted you and you realized all will be fine.

14yo, really?

I would retire in Bulgaria. It is beautiful. Lots of ancient history too. Except for whatever Soviet chemicals lurk in the soil it is really charming.

r42

That's actually not that unusual for Europe.

Whitey Bulger grew up there.

R20 And Maria Todorova, historian, the author of Imagining the Balkans.

The place is a dump! Go to Paree!

I have never been in Bulgaria, but it is hard to believe there are many bisexuals there. It is common knowledge that there are not many bisexuals in Balkans. Only closet cases. As Balkanics don't tend to be in the middle they would be usually found on the end of the spectrum. And anyone claiming to be bisexual would be ridiculed anyway.

Wasn’t there some controversy years ago when Madonna compared Iowa or Indiana to Bulgaria?

R27 is GUZ!

I had a coworker who's Bulgarian. She had a wonderfully salty sense of humor and we still keep in touch.

Her and her husband (handsome but I think in his late 80s now) had three beautiful daughters, and I've met the daughters and their husbands before. Their daughters are all beautiful, and the husbands.....I almost fainted at the hotness. They were all model beautiful, masculine, mega hairy chests (visible even with a button down shirt) and just....wow. They seemed so flirty but I'm sure it was just the way Bulgarians express themselves vs uptight Americans. I was at a picnic where there were several other Bulgarian friends visiting them and between the husbands and the older male friends I was in lust all day long.

If I could ever travel over there I would. Scoring some excellent Bulgarian cock is on my bucket list.

Many, many Hungarian, Bulgarian, Czech, Croatian - you get the idea - are hot when under 30.

But, a huge percentage hit the wall. Even if they don't become fat, something in the way their faces mature over the underlying bone structure that looks good when younger takes a radical and unpleasant turn toward the fugly.

Perhaps it's the high percentage of sour cream and carbs in their diet.

Diudes hit a wall in every country/culture after 30.

I love love love Balkan men. Their looks and their confidence are so hot.

There are handsome sexy cocky young peacock men in most cultures. Young, hung and full of testosterone and cum.

I can’t help humming Rodgers and Hart.

What’s up with Bulgar wheat?

they invented it!

Here's quite a selection of hot Bulgarian guys.

One of the gay icons of television was named after the capital of Bulgaria.

R24 = reactionary Brexiteer

Bulgaria is really homophobic

I’ve been to Bulgaria and the men were nothing impressive AT ALL. Their neighbors have far hotter men (Romania, Ukraine, Albania, Greece). They’re like the genetic trash bin of the eastern Balkans.

Bulgaria is the poor man’s Romania.

Provincetown is full of young hot Bulgarians of both genders all working shit jobs in the summer including many of the hot peddle bike guys who are REALLY fucking hot.

I prefer Bulge-arians.

Balkanic men are more humble and modest than westerners, that is part of the charm too.

Pornhub used to have a big selection of Bulgarians. They were all hot sf. With huge dicks.

Ya, they're hot.

But what about the Zoroastrian men? And the Kabyles of Algeria?

Balkan men are more humble? My brother lived in Bosnia and was playing basketball with a Bosnian and told him that he was really good. The guy said, "Yes, I know". My brother said that's how all of them were.

R71, I thought that was Moldova.

R20 what am I, chopped liver?

I have spent a lot of time in Bulgaria and some men are hot, not all. Some have big dicks, some are small.

They did invent a lot, their history goes back to Thracian times. They are build on Europe's oldest settlement so have a lot of history. They are also great farmers, they grow much of the food sold in the EU especially Greece. Their tomatoes are legendary. It is a great place to spend time.

[quote]I watched one episode of a Bulgarian sitcom.

Typical Bulgarian sitcom scenarios:

Nadja, the oldest daughter wants to shave her armpits. Mother and baba object.

Mikhail, oldest son wonders why his father always gets the big potato.

[quote]Bulgaria is the poor man’s Romania.

I would've thought they were poor twins.

R81 Mikhail is lucky. If his father were Canadian Neil Young there will be no potatoes for him, cause he is a bugger.

A very good friend of mine was born and raised in Bulgaria. I've never seen anyone work as hard as he does to achieve his goals. He is an American citizen now. He is built like a brick shithouse and isn't fussy about anything. One thing, he will eat whatever is put in front of him because, as he says, "When you grow up standing in line for three hours to buy a loaf of bread, you'll eat anything." He is a great guy who'll help anyone whop needs help. I greatly admire him.

Now tell us about his meat.

Bulgarficatia, please. Thank you.

They’re all named Konstantin.

Yeah I fucked a Bulgarian when I was there for work. He was my cleaner's son. He used to come to my place with his mom. Then his mom said she couldn't come cos she was sick so sent her son to do the cleaning. The son did the cleaning in his shorts, he said the weather was hot; it was summer. But he tried to get into my pants but I said no. He looked older than he was and was very athletic. We talked, he told me he was 13. When he was 14 plus a day he came to fuck me; he brought his birth certificate. In the event I fucked him at 14 plus a day then he fucked me; he said I was his first (doubtful as he already seemed very experienced). This went on for 18 months when I returned home to DC. His name was not Konstantin R87!

R88 is gross. 🤮

I agree, R89. A 14-year-old is a fucking child and it's not like there is a shortage of men between the ages of 18 and 30. If you like them young, at least wait for them to be proper men before you throw your tentacles at them.

He looked like a god. He was only a teen. He wanted to fuck me. I let him fuck me, after I fucked him. All consensual, over the age of 14 consent in Bulgaria. BTW his name was Constantinos.

LMAO

[quote] One of the gay icons of television was named after the capital of Bulgaria.

I know this was meant as a joke but.....

(1) The city is Sofia, the character Sophia

(2) The way the city's name is pronouned is more like.....Sa-fia, not So-phia.

Well don't get all het up. I went to Bulgaria on a sex trip about three years ago and was not disappointed. The men and the boys are all over you for the $$$. The men bring boys with them, for training: all quite natural. They are very enthusiastic, gay for pay, want to get married to the girl of their choice. They are also tender: they love when you tell them how hot they are; they kiss.

They are scrupulous : 14 yo + only. Love to suck cock and get fucked.

If you were Bulgarian, OP, then the other hot Bulgarian guys would communicate with you in their language by attaching their definite "article" to the back of your.....name. One can only dream of and go for it!

OP is a Bulgarian!

R94 You have some vivid imagination. Are you writing scripts for porn?

OMG hi OP/Konstantin from the Sofia Tourist Board!!

Those Bulgarian chicks really rock out...

Bulgaria For Gay Sex Tourists - Come for the Hot Macho Trade, stay for their 14yo sons!

Yuck, sleazy American pedos and their fantasies.

Wearing shorts while vacuuming. LMAO

[quote]Mikhail is lucky. If his father were Canadian Neil Young there will be no potatoes for him, cause he is a bugger.

Idiot anti-vaxxer non sequitur.

0/10

R104 Pompous asshole, you and your miserable racist jokes about Mikhail are unfunny.

Poor Eastern European trashbucket is triggered.

No potato for you.

Oh, for the record, Bulgarian isn't a race. It's a nationality.

Stop projecting your own trashiness on others, you win, you are ubertrash. See how quickly you revealed yourself, from latin sentences to trailer park language.

And race or nationality issue could be tricky, cause fascist like you sometimes create new definitions of race.

I don’t like Bulgarians but I love bulge-areans.

[quote]And race or nationality issue could be tricky, cause fascist like you sometimes create new definitions of race.'

See how quickly you revealed yourself?

And I used the noun "non sequitur" in a sentence. It was not a sentence itself. Keep on keepin' on , Kosta.

And even songs about them.

Bulgaria's Got Talent. (???)

When in Rome, when in Sofia... where the age of consent is 14, fuck them at 14 plus a day, esp if they are all over you.

Hilarious

R111 That is some real talent. Is this a trans woman?

R106 how are Bulgarians not a race? I’m pretty sure every Bulgarian would disagree with you on that one.

R115, I guess anyone can call themselves a race nowadays…

Seems they are not the greatest US admirers.

Across the globe everybody loathes the USA. Nothing new here.

The guy that says that he doesn’t like USA, Turkey... kind of these countries, wins it.

Let us remember that it was Bulgarian Idol that brought us the classic music moment that IS "Ken Lee."

Ugh, less talk about gross pedo shit and more about adult, manly, virile Bulgarian men with huge, pendulous cocks.

I went to Bulgaria just before the end of communist rule. It was a package holiday in Golden Sands, a resort north of Varna. The beaches were endless and immaculately maintained. I was struck by the number of Bulgarian hotel and restaurant staff demanding tips in hard currency. Several of them spoke quite openly about having to leave their children to be looked after by relatives for the season. They were forced to work in the tourist sector because they spoke foreign languages. The hotel receptionist told me that she was qualified as a teacher.

The country is beautiful. I went on an excursion to the Rila monastery and the countryside around it is magnificent. I have always wanted to go back.

Ok- I’m married to a Bulgarian. Let me try and summarize; massively passionate, yes very sexy and confident, yes they created yogurt (not the Greeks), Cyril and Methodius created the Cyrillic alphabet; deep history- so many empires came through Bulgaria- massively rich gold deposits before they were stripped from the country. Some amazing performers and performances- Iziel je Delyo Hagdutin a song included on the Voyager’s Golden Record that was sent into space in 1977.

Deeply patriotic, proud, and scientific; oddly after so many years of occupation- whether Ottoman or Communist. A very poor country economically- but I find deeply inspirational despite the challenges. Fingers crossed that potential issues with Ukraine don’t spill over- and with the new government we actually have a shot at beating the corruption that has oppressed the people for so long now.

The sleepless nights, the daily fights

The quick toboggan when you reach the heights

I miss the kisses and I miss the bites

I wish I were Bulgarian.

Are Cyril and Methodius Bulgarian? Because Greeks lay claim on them. Like yogurt.

Despite being from Balkans myself, Bulgaria is pretty unfamiliar to me too and have never met a Bulgarian, unlike people from other Balkanic nations which Croatia abounds with.

I am the squeaky clean holes.

You don't have to go to Bulgaria to sodomize boys who are barely teens: Albania, Andorra (very nice), Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Estonia, Germany, Hungary (but don't go there), Italy (clean holes), Liechtenstein, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Portugal (so hot), San Marino, Serbia. It is helpful if you get the parents' permission in some places; you may have to pay the parents a bit.

The fact that the age of consent is set as law as 14 in these countries doesn’t mean that the boys are for sale or that they will have anything to do with foreign pervos or that you wouldn’t get your ass kicked or something harder.

R128, as you are interested, go to a male brothel: ask for a 14yo, pay; no getting your ass kicked. Fuckin' A.

No, I am not a pedo, I am a decent man.

But in brothel you will be in a criminal zone no matter the age of consent, since it is illegal to solicit underage persons and using their services too.

Italy, Austria, Germany, you can fuck 14yos from the Med to the Baltic. Sweet. I am assuming brothels are legal there.

"Prostitution in Germany is legal, as are other aspects of the sex industry, including brothels"

Link^

R123 I'm sorry, I am missing the connection between Bulgaria and the Ukraine - as they are quite far from each other. Would you be so kind as to outline what those potential issues might be?

R135 Russia invading Ukraine and Bulgaria to suppress prostitution. Be Best.

Ugh, the Russians are really trying to get the old USSR back, aren't they?

I had a Bulgarian tonite. So fucking intense. He said he was married but his wife was pregnant. He was a young man; he said 17, from the countryside. Very good figure, very large dick. I let him fuck me. It was cool. His name was Dragomir. He gave me his number for a repeat tomorrow.

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Apropos the video: My first time in Bulgarian was in 1988, on an academic exchange for six months. People warned me that I would have trouble hiring a taxi to take me from the airport to the dormitory I was assigned to. So I schlepped my stuff out of customs and to the taxi line. The first taxi wagged his finger at me before I spoke. I think my bags were simply too big for his Trabant. I plodded along to the second guy. In my rudimentary Bulgarian, I said the part of town and the street name and number. He shook his head side to side, so I wearily moved onto the next one. The first driver came running after me, shouting. I had completely forgotten about the nod for no and the shake for yes.

I was back in 1990, for most of the year. This was post-fall of the Berlin Wall, but Zhivkov and the communists were still in charge. I also went to "Golden Sands" for a week vacation, like R122. The whole resort area was sad. The beaches were phenomenal. The resort hotels were typical Soviet-era blah. But there was good food and lots of Brits and Germans. And yes, the Bulgarian workers wanted tips in hard currency. The lev was already devalued, and they knew it was only going to get worse. The place was so cheap, I was only too happy to tip in dollars, pounds, francs, or whatever I had.

R132/r133

The age of consent is 14 and prostitution is legal, but the regular age of consent doesn't apply to prostitution.

Hi R123- yes- basically the concern that Putin’s ambition does not stop with Ukraine. His biggest ambition in life is to repair/resurrect the former USSR, so who knows…. Best to prepare for the worst- and expect nothing in return. Yes Bulgaria is a NATO member- but really that alliance is going to be put to the test…

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Azis. He's the only Bulgarian celebrity I can name.

When in Bulgaria I had a kid come onto me. He looked about 16/17 and that age does nothing for me. I told him to call me when he was 30.

R144

Some tips for Bulgarian brides.

Bulgarian traditional music is quite an experience. When I was in Bulgaria in 1989, I heard a group of old women having choir practice in the street. It knocked me out, and when I got home I began to buy records of Bulgarian folk music because the melodies and harmonies were unearthly. I also went to the cathedral in Sofia and heard an entire mass sung by a choir. Mindblowing,

[quote]Are Cyril and Methodius Bulgarian? Because Greeks lay claim on them. Like yogurt.

They were from the Byzanthine city of Thessaloniki now in Greece but their exact ethnicity is not confirmed. The Greeks, Bulgarians and I'm sure the North Macedonians, and maybe the Serbs, all lay claim to their origin.

Bulgarians claim 'invention' of the Cyrillic alphabet because it's not the original alphabet devised by Cyril and Methodius (they started the ball rolling though).

The modern Cyrillic is based on the hugely modified version of Cyril's original. This was done by his students who were chased away from Moravia and settled in Bulgaria. The Bulgarian king had converted to Eastern Orthodox Christianity but wanted to preserve independence from Byzantine and had Cyril's students teach the new alphabet to his clergy so they could write and translate religious texts in the vernacular.

^^ Thanks. I'm delving into Youtube documentaries on the history of Bulgaria thanks to this thread, but I haven't found a good one yet. The history is difficult to follow frankly.