Deplorable Congressman Madison Cawthorn Separating From Wife of 8 Months [Part 2 ]

Part 1

Post-Divorce

Blondes have more fun

Cristina, ex Mrs Maddie: Stronger than ever

Maddie’s pinned tweet at the moment

Throwback: Overcome

Ew, I didn't need to see her mons pubis at r4.

Haha, sorry to have triggered you

Now he's free to meet hot chicks who are into changing diapers and wet noodles.

R10: real question - why wet noodles?

Like a Father

[quote] "Trump is like a father to me, I get to talk to him every single day. He's incredible, he's a genius," Cawthorn told The Daily Caller's Brianna Lyman.

It's all relative. Compared to Cawthorn my 4 year old great-nephew -- who can tie his own shoelaces -- is a genius, too.

You know what Trump does the moment Sitler turns his wheels...

Mad is suing the group attempting to block him from running for reelection due to his participation in the Jan. 6 rally.

Cry more, Mads.

Rep tie

Real question: has anyone so far been formally charged for insurrection yet?

Until that’s established, Maddie’s case should remain in that limbo period of ‘is it, or isn’t it’, right?

Word

R19 yuck… jump off the sinking ship already, Maddy darling…

Coawthorn calling Dump a genius is equivalent to Dump calling Cawthorn a fast runner.

One difference between them is that Wheels can pee on himself and doesn't have to get someone else to do it for him.

Trump's dick is so small he's been peeing on his own balls since they dropped.

They bonded over both wearing diapers.

You know Dump makes fun of him behind his back.

Who wrote this?

Seriously? Who the fuck is the puppet master who owns this piece of shit and has a hand up his worthless ass?

"Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV" and being a Bible college dropout... yeah, the dumb apple doesn't fall far from the dumb tree.

Maddie has an idea

There are photos out there of documents signed by Cawthorn where he misspells his own name. Which he has to print because he can't read or write cursive.

Oh no Maddie is going after DL FAVE Adam K

She looks like a hooker.

She really needs to drink less coffee and get some rest.

He's insane

This kind of shit should make us wanna vote more.

His balls haven't even descended yet and he wants to take over the party and oust generational, legacy members.

Hubris!

Does Maddie drink booze from a sippy cup?

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

He talks big but you know if LE came for him he'd eat a bullet before he owned up to what he's done, like a real man. Evan the tard in the take costume who lived with his mommy, and had to eat baby food, that guy ended up doing his big boy jail time. This puss? He'd blow his head off before he'd take his medicine.

*Even the tard in the YAK costume

He'd never eat a bullet. If they came for him, he'd be crying and sniveling in his chair in a corner saying it was somebody else's fault.

Don't forget defecating. There'd be lots of defecating.

Does he has to use a colostomy bag? Is that why his hot Russian spy wife him, because she couldn't bear to change his bag anymore?

I'm not going to correct my grammatical errors and dropped words above.

@ r28, "There are photos out there of documents signed by Cawthorn where he misspells his own name. "

Here...

I've said this on other threads, but there is enough material to slag this asshole for all eternity, without making fun of the handwriting of someone with a spinal cord injury.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this douche has an IQ barely above room temp. This guy got to where he is on his looks and playing the sympathy card.

^ And selling his soul to the Russians

Your hardworking Congressman

He would be the first to be outraged if a Democrat did this.

^ That's surprising that Roller-Nazi would take a swipe at fellow deplorable Dan Crenshaw when he hasn't a leg to stand on. The lack of self-awareness is mind-boggling

On the other hand:

R50:

Crenshaw slams House Freedom Caucus members as 'grifters,' 'performance artists'

[quote] Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-Texas) called out members of the House Freedom Caucus, referring to them as “grifters” and “performance artists.”

[quote] Speaking at an event hosted by the Texas Liberty Alliance PAC over the weekend, Crenshaw said the current conservative movement has “grifters in our midst.”

[quote] “Lie after lie after lie because they know something psychologically about the conservative heart: We’re worried about what people are going to do to us, what they’re going to infringe upon us — that’s the nature of conservatism,” Crenshaw said at the event.

[quote] Crenshaw added that his current criticism was directed at the House Freedom Caucus, referring to its members as "performance artists" who "get all the attention."

[quote] The House Freedom Caucus includes Reps. Mo Brooks (R-Ala.), Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.), Louie Gohmert (R-Texas), Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.) and Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.), according to The Washington Post.

[quote] “They’re the ones you think are more conservative because they know how to say slogans real well,” Crenshaw said. “They know how to recite the lines that they know our voters want to hear.”

The hardcore Conservatives see Dan as a Rino.

Maddie is proud of his report card

^ link

Going places

Is he women only. Ive always gotten a little repressed gay vibe about him.

R57: yes I sense that too

^ He's emotionally and mentally 12. His "sexuality" is random spurts in various directions

Girlfriend's already looking crinkly in R3. And she should sue whoever did her teeth.

Usually in MY direction.

Beefy again…?

Big things between his legs

Maddie recommends

Maddie and Brokeback

Re: that machine he's on in R63. That's some serious overcompensation. He must be the size of a glue stick.

Proposed term limits

More

^ link

[quote] I've said this on other threads, but there is enough material to slag this asshole for all eternity, without making fun of the handwriting of someone with a spinal cord injury.

This "asshole" is so dumb he doesn't understand that without "the Left" he'd be "retarded" and "crippled", confined to an institution with nothing to do all day except shit his diapers.

Stress is bad for one’s complexion

Hope

BBC News

Is that a wig?

moderate Republican who lost to a deplorable...who is now working for/with Liz Cheney:

Oh Spaceymaisey

^ I guess a gal can always dream

Is that a coffee cup between his withered, useless legs or is he just glad to see her r76?

A day late, but

R79 Is this what he sent to his penis pump? And the sponge is for washing up afterwards?

If you want to slow down Wheels Cawthorn, just throw a couple of handfuls of Legos in front of him.

...justice?

Why.

Poor Maddy. On the wrong side of history....

Maddy seems dumber than a bag of hair. Did he also suffer brain damage in the accident that paralyzed him?

‘Freedom’

Collusion

^^ He's a moron, but he's a dangerous moron. ^^

Maddie’s feeling Sad

Cawthorn needs to do more sit ups, not just sits. Those abs are disappearing.

Oh, and I condole the loss of the love of his life.

Meaning his erection.

Collusion is a big word for Elmo and Madison, considering they both only have a homeschool education.

Maddy loves him some truckers.

As a matter of fact, Maddie does feel for the plight of the Canadian truckers

History will not look kindly on Madison Cawthorne, either, R93, so he should just shut the fuck up.

If Jesus meant what he said about divorce, Satan is going to be using Madison for a chew toy. He really needs to show voters that by breaking a vow before God, he is still fit to govern responsibly on their behalf. If I were Christian and so blatantly defied my one true Savior, I really don't know what I'd do.

Hey, Madison Cawthorn, I've got a website for you.

[quote] History will not look kindly on Madison Cawthorne

Anybody able to stand will look down on Madison Cathorn.

[quote] History will not look kindly on Madison Cawthorne, either, [R93], so he should just shut the fuck up.

He won't be remembered at all. Right now, there are so many GQP loons competing for attention it's hard to stand out.

[quote]it's hard to stand out.

Or stand up.

We have a new wannabe reThug southern prep hottie running in G-boro.

And this is on the front page on RAL.

Madison Cawthorn. The nation’s youngest congressman made headlines last year when he announced plans to run for reelection in a district that was more Republican-friendly than his own. The redrawn map could entice him to instead run in his far-western district.

Under the redrawn map, his home 11th District leans Republican. But it’s not as safe of a district as the one he initially sought. And he’d have to challenge one of his Congressional colleagues if he wants to jump to a safer Republican seat nearby

Maddie’s Squad

R90 if he really has lost it, I’d be happy to find it.

MadCaw made the news...in RUSSIA

Ha! Putin's minions are not pleased!

вне!

[quote] “Tucker, they are actually very close. Now, what’s going on in North Carolina is that the state board of election, a panel of five people, is asserting that they have the ability to bar 740,000 plus Americans in my district from being able to elect me to send me to Washington to be their weapon to fight against the deep state.

[quote] “And make no mistake, Tucker, this is not just about a 26-year-old from western North Carolina in a wheelchair. This is about the future of our very nation.

[quote] “If they’re able to set this precedent in North Carolina, they will be able to keep anybody with valid or legitimate concerns to be not be able to hold office, thus ending the America-first movement.” – Madison Cawthorn, last night on Tucker Carlson’s show.

he's a cunt

Maddy was very funny on Tucker last night ❤️ He’s so cute.

As cute as a cholera epidemic.

[quote] he's a cunt

That's a rude disservice to cunts

Tucker, as usual, looks like he's seeing fire for the first time.

Maddie reaffirms America First

Part 2

Maddy might be dangerous if he actually had two brain cells to rub together.

???? Does he really represent a district of 740k people?! A population of that size would be a metropolitan area in NC. Certainly there are not 350k people that would vote for this moron. That would be a dangerous geographic concentration of stupid.

Maddie with ‘the Homies’

If you ignore the idiocy and insanity,he really is the poster boy for Aryan Nation. Hes quite attractive,sadly.

R117: yes he does have a nice smile

[quote]If you ignore the idiocy and insanity,he really is the poster boy for Aryan Nation. Hes quite attractive,sadly.

You can have him. I find the lack of functioning brain cells and the promulgation of an insurrection very unattractive.

Surely just a coincidence…?

Like Maddie himself, this clip is not aging well

Retweet

Maddie and buddy Dr Malone

Grizzly to the rescue!

Brake broke? Maybe he should lose some weight off that fat ass.

[quote]Brake broke?

Was he speeding downhill like a runaway train?

Exactly, Ron.

That's awesome, r127. What a fucking imbecile.

I forgot to sign my name to the above post.

Like Sitler is intelligent enough to speak off-the-cuff or memorize a speech.

Record breaking

No rest for the wicked

He's such a yutz.

R131 What they didn’t announce is the paralysis has spread and he can’t use his hands anymore.

For the four millionth time, what does woke mean as a right wing insult? A "woke General can't declare war." What does that mean? Do they know what it means?

R134 - I love it! I love it even more because I have cervical myelopathy that recently left me with little feeling in my fingers and spacticity/semi-paralysis in my legs. Now that I’m disabled myself, I feel I can really sit back and enjoy the (righteous) trolling of this mentally challenged loon with zero guilt, as I’m a fellow gimp myself (the non-sexy kind)!

Maddie is photogenic though, a not inconsiderable source of power in our Age of Incessant Selfies

That was quick

So I guess we haven’t seen the last of Maddie yet

Can a legal challenge to his candidacy be mounted on the grounds that his IQ is below room temperature?

Hey Gurl how y’a doin’?

Would you be surprised to learn that MadCaw's mentor committed voter fraud?

[quote] ...in 2012, ran for Congress and won, going on to represent North Carolina’s Eleventh District until March, 2020, when he resigned the seat to become President Donald Trump’s chief of staff. Earlier that month, he sold his twenty-two-hundred-square-foot home in Sapphire. He and his wife, Debbie, also had a condo in Virginia, near Washington, D.C. But, as the summer passed and the election neared, Meadows had not yet purchased a new residence in what had been his home state. On September 19th, about three weeks before North Carolina’s voter-registration deadline for the general election, Meadows filed his paperwork. On a line that asked for his residential address—“where you physically live,” the form instructs—Meadows wrote down the address of a fourteen-by-sixty-two-foot mobile home in Scaly Mountain.

OMG

^^ link

Muscle shirt + partial side boob

[quote]Would you be surprised to learn that MadCaw's mentor committed voter fraud?

I'd have been surprised if he hadn't.

Did someone catch him with a male prostitute giving head?

From r142. Is this really Meadows' resume???

[quote]Quite an impressive resume. Sandwich shop, realtor, a few years as a congressman, an AA degree from the University of South Florida. Chief of staff.

Babe magnet

[quote]Babe magnet

For sure. Check out that hot babe on the right.

Quite big tits.

More pushin’ for the cushion, R150! 🍆

[quote] "Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug," Cawthorn said in a video obtained by WRAL. "Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies."

[quote] Among Republicans, 61% reported a favorable opinion of the Ukrainian president, far above the 6% share with an unfavorable view

Rep. Madison Cawthorn charged with driving with revoked license for second time

Will somebody please wheel this bitch to the BMV.

You just know he drives past school buses with the red lights flashing stopped to pick up kids......

"Outta my way, beanie babies!!!!"

Why has Madison Cawthorn been repeatedly charged for driving with a revoked license?

Cawthorn racks up his third traffic charge in five months, with a possibility of 20 days in jail

Does he also operate his wheelchair while drunk? It would be terrible if something happened to him, like accidentally wheeling it down a staircase.

It's not just about liking Putin but also hating elections. He just fundamentally does not want democracy.

Closeup: stressful job that you pay with your skin, literally

‘Who’s the guy on the right?

R160: some fanboy, but fairly representative of his fan base.

Maddie is helping to ‘rejuvenate’ the GOP, a much underrepresented segment of their traditional profile

^^ oops wrong link

Like MTG, a rookie who's never been anywhere or done anything is SHOCKED that the world doesn't meet expectations.

[quote]“The people that I’ve served with that have been in office for longer than I've been alive are literally the worst people I've ever met.”

I'm sure the feeling was mutual.

[quote]Great Zoom meeting

Maddie with fans of color

[quote] Yesterday I tweeted in response to a video of Madison Cawthorn about my experience knowing him. I walked away from my phone and crazy replies and DMs. Mostly anonymous accounts demanding I reveal a smoking gun. I get why people don’t make public comments, it’s crazy.

[quote] I don’t know of him doing anything illegal. He “worked” for less than 2 months. He rarely showed up, and when he did he told a lot of lies. Many of those are wide known as he has circulated them for years. His language was also unbecoming of someone to work in a church.

[quote] Don’t harass people online, it’s weird. Don’t assume the worst in people you don’t know (not referring to elected officials). I hope WNC makes a change in Rep. I love that area and the people.

he heh he heheh he said port of entry....he ehehheh

He needs to defect to Russia ASAP, he’s so stupid that it could only help our cause.

The right wing Washington Examiner reports:

[quote] Rep. Madison Cawthorn is stumbling at home and abroad as his bid to play Republican kingmaker falls flat with voters and alienates colleagues. “His antics are wearing thin with his colleagues and with Republican voters,” a senior North Carolina Republican said.

[quote] Among them are ninth-term Rep. Virginia Foxx, the top Republican on the House Education and Labor Committee; fifth-term Rep. Richard Hudson, the House Republican Conference secretary, and ninth-term Rep. Patrick McHenry, the top Republican on the House Financial Services Committee.

[quote] “Cawthorn is not well regarded with Republicans statewide in North Carolina,” an experienced GOP strategist in the state said. “Many of us think he is an embarrassment to our party and state.”

Hometown boy

^^ oops a more direct link

Bro dudes

MC is poorly educated, craves attention, lies, and constantly playing on the sympathy others give him for his physical disability.

Those that view him as "hot" are not sensible themselves. He is trouble and his voters are deplorable nitwits.

This couldn't possibly be legal.

But wait: there’s more ^^^

Maddie’s taking a stand

He's not sure why blaming "politicians" on *both* sides for "playing war and propaganda games," and refusing to stand with Ukraine and the democracies of NATO, is offensive? Maybe somebody could explain it to him. I nominate Adam Kinzinger for the Tommy Udo role.

Was the marriage ever consummated?

r179... leave it to me, I will get to the bottom of this!

[quote]I do not stand with Ukraine, I do not stand with Russia, I do not stand with the UN or NATO . . .

Maddy doesn't stand at all.

R179 and r180: good question

An odd collage that seems to be quivering with meaning…

Maddie with a cute biracial/Asian fangirl

Told 'ya:

[quote] North Carolina Republican House candidate Michele Woodhouse, who's running against Cawthorn after supporting him in 2020, told CNN on Friday that people in the district were "really upset" about Cawthorn's "[bold] deplorable [/bold] comments."

[quote] Woodhouse claims that if Cawthorn wins the primary, he could put the seat at risk despite the Republican advantage in the district. She noted that Cawthorn's anti-Ukraine comments came as the Congressman was charged with driving with a revoked license and dealing with other traffic citations.

[quote] "What I hear on the ground is they just don't feel proud of who's there representing them," Woodhouse said.

Is it getting heavy?

Lá Sènatrice ain't going to want a loose noodle with no feeling in it.

Will somebody please push this little bitch back to Moscow where he belongs

Maddie stands with biological girl athletes

Can we get him interested in competing in the Special Olympics and let that be his passion instead of politics?

Night out

Is the newly single Maddie starting to dip his toes in the dating pool again, or is it too soon?

O hate myself to say this but they're both handsome. Of course he is ugly inside.

i guess his hole would be clean.

[quote]Is the newly single Maddie starting to dip his toes in the dating pool again, or is it too soon?

Lower leg movement really isn't his strong suit.

the guy in the chair? the pupils in his eyes are noticeably dilated.

If he loses the election he could always play Ado Annie in a community theatre production of Woklahoma!

Ironic that Maddy would insult "Big Pharma" and throw in so publicly with quack Malone at R123 considering that for a male paraplegic to achieve and sustain an erection numerous pharmaceutical interventions are needed every time the individual wants a boner. Being wheelchair bound also tends to couple with both pressure ulcers and bowel and bladder leakage, the former being treatable with various pharmaceutical methods and the latter through Depends like undergarments, catheters/surgical intervention. Additionally, for Maddy to keep from having bowel impaction, you guessed it!, he would need regular if not daily pharmaceutical intervention. Finally, if there were a stem cell procedure or a pharmaceutical intervention that would heal this hateful Nazi motherfucker's legs I guarantee you that he would roll right over every other para to be the first in the queue to get at it.

But sure, tell me how much he absolutely despises "Big Pharma".

R196: which pic specifically?

[quote] madisoncawthorn Verified It’s the honor of my life to fight the against the establishment and the Administrative state that has forgotten who it works for. Advocating for over 700 thousand patriots in the mountains of North Carolina will forever be my greatest passion. I will never back down, no matter what the main stream media throws at me. I fight for YOU.

Spacing out

I get the sense that Mandy has raging ADHD, which he will never get diagnosed or treated for. He’s like one of those dogs who instantly gets distracted by a squirrel. It must be sheer torture for him to sit through those long sessions of Congress.

[quote]He’s like one of those dogs who instantly gets distracted by a squirrel.

No doubt Madysyn could also get easily distracted by a squirrel.

Does Maddie pee and poo on the house floor during long sessions?

[quote] It must be sheer torture for him to sit through those long sessions of Congress.

Maybe that's why he doesn't:

[quote] In May of 2021, Axios reported that Cawthorn had missed 16.2% of the official votes cast in the U.S. House. When it came to missed votes, Axios wrote, “Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-N.C.) led the pack, missing 16.2% of votes back then. Cawthorn ranks sixth overall among all members — both House and Senate — in terms of missed votes in May of last year.”

GOD!!! I bet Miss Madison smells like Shit& Piss, probably has scented diapers!!

"Nestor's Lullaby"

R170, I was wondering about Patrick McHenry. Is he still in the beard marriage

[quote]It must be sheer torture for him to sit through those long sessions of Congress.

He should be used to sitting through anything and everything by now.

R209 Touché

Maddie’s concerned

Mandy just likes being concerned so he can do his knitted brow look, which he thinks makes him like masc, hot and aggressive to the chicks and babes.

Uphill battle

Exhaustion

Campaign season

Oh my

What's with the ill-fitting shirt at R214? Maddy needs to lay off the potato chips and Mallowmars.

Called out.

That Maddy is just wacky, isn't he? He should be on a sitcom instead of in Congress.

Maddie continues his support for biological girl athletes

Never been HappiER!

[quote]Never been HappiER!

Wow. Unloading Maddy has made her positively giddy.

I too laughed that Trump could never be elected......... Im scared he will be again & this fuck is his running mate.........

R223 Well not exactly running mate, Manddy is more about being a rolling mate.

opps!

Madison is scum. But despite challenges, he'll probably still be reelected.

Was he invited to the orgies, but only as a voyeur and not as a full participant and that’s why he declined?

Both US Senators, from his own party, on the record speaking against him...

OMG do Tell Maddie!

[quote]these great patriots

^ link

R230. Maddie had to look up at practically everybody

[quote]Madison Cawthorn affirms Washington DC is like the movie House of Cards and said people that he’s looked up his whole life who are now in their 60’s or 70’s have invited him to an orgy at their home and others have done cocaine in front of him.

I can't imagine anyone who would be more useless at an orgy than Maddy.

R234 His low center of gravity in the chair would probably be a good angle for video taping from, he could be the documentarian.

[quote] I can't imagine anyone who would be more useless at an orgy than Maddy.

He's got two holes, doesn't he?

But one is compacted with shit-a catheter has to be removed, plus the smell of old shit stale piss.

Maybe he and Kyrsten Sinema can get married. Talk about a power couple!

Maybe Caitlyn will get the exclusive interview with Madison?

Who will be prettier on Fox? Miss Lindz or Caitlyn?

i bet he had this all planned: notoriety, book, fox.

a brand.

Is Mady an Admiral now? Didn't she go to the US Naval Academy?

When I think of Madison, I think of this scene in Witness For the Prosecution where Charles Laughton is questioning Marlene Dietrich.

Lied about his friend and their accident. Lied about the Naval Academy. Lied about Russia's army. Lied about cocaine parties and orgies.

Mady, Mady

More Mady news

Maddie remains fierce…

…and Defiant

Word

[quote]Science is not Burger King, you can’t just have it your way

Madison gets the John Oliver treatment, from 1:25 to 8:50, this past Sunday. Boy, is Madison a joke.

Throwback: all so innocent once

Maddie does have a pretty mouth though

Young Republicans: Maddie with @rick_loughery

All the wisdom and gravitas of a 12 year old Reddit troll.

Maddie from the back

[quote]Maddie from the back

Very "Evita."

It won’t be easy, you’ll think it strange, when I try to explain how I feel, that I still need your love…

R256: good observation! I knew it looked familiar when I first saw the pic lolz

I bet Miss Madison's crotch smells like diapers, shit, piss and death!!

Maddie is switching it up with the color coordination

Oh no

Maddy looks very girly with his hands crossed in the photo at R260.

^ yes isn’t it strange that a little change in hand positioning can alter the whole energies of a person

Quite a production to get Maddie to stand upright at the podium:

[quote]Quite a production to get Maddie to stand upright at the podium

Really not worth the effort.

Miss Maddy is a rethug crippled vegetable...why bother making it stand!!

Like bees to a honey pot

^^ Well, at least he can still get his thumbs erect. ^^

He really seems to love the thumbs up gesture. He uses it repeatedly.

.,.,

Does his dick even work? Would explain a lot. Must be the worst fate in the world. I think I’d roll my chair into the Grand Canyon if my dick was numb.

R270: what? Is there something I should know about Maddie and Aaron?!

I once saw Christopher Reeve tell Larry King that "it's an autonomic reaction" (i.e. to get a hard-on). He'd told Larry he leered at his wife came whenever she came into the room, and Larry had responded, "Yeah, but what can you do about it?"

Trigger alert:

Trauma might be induced when link is clicked

I’m disappointed, I thought we were going to see Madison’s flaccid cock.

The only thing Miss Madison can GET UP is his thumb!! If he was in Germany in 1938, he already would be ashes at the bottom of a river.

R275: Maddie’s cock, in whatever shape or state, would hardly be trauma causing, no?

[quote]Does his dick even work?

It most certainly does not!

I never did hear the full story, was there an annulment because he couldn’t carry out his manly duties?

I think she must have known going in what his sexual capabilities were and weren't, R279. She probably left him when she realized that he's batshit crazy and really quite stupid.

And I also think the poor girl didn’t realize how much freedom she had to give up as a Congressman’s wife.

All the usual silly fun things people in their 20s indulge were forbidden to her

Now she’s free to post as many hmm Celebratory pictures as she wants, with nary a care

Was she a stripper before she married Maddy?

Supremacism

UpRight & Straight

[quote]UpRight & Straight

Upright, sort of, anyway

It must be painful to go through this, but at least it makes him look like a real man.

What are these latest attempts at standing? Is Maddie trying to prove himself a virile young man?

He may be able to replicate standing erect, with a lot of effort and discomfort, but there's one part of him that will never be erect again.

[quote]What are these latest attempts at standing?

Well given the way things are going, this could happen to him.

Maddie gazes into his crystal ball and predicts

Uh oh, the T-gurls are coming after Maddie

^ the vid

R289 whew! That's one ugly judge!

Hipster bro dudes

Re: R284

It's good to know, that among all his other seditious and stupid actions, that at least Maddyson wasn't the January 6th bomber. He has that going for him. 👍

R293 Let’s see if that ship can fit in Madison’s rectum, a proverbial ship in a bottle.

In today’s news…

Lock him up!!!

Oh, yet ANOTHER incidence of Hate Wheels breaking the law and endangering the public, huh?

Who's shocked? No one's shocked.

This guy is a piece of shit.

Everyone was so well behaved and polite in that clip though

Where are we discussing the picture?

I came here looking for a thread as soon as I heard there was a picture. I am disappointed in you DataLounge!

there's a whole video...

his "mentor" a rump's chief of staff was registered to vote in 3 states.

oh! lolz

they set the crip up.

cunts

So manly!

[quote]Madison Cawthorn having fun in women’s lingerie

What a minx!

Is that a scene from Tucker Carlson's 'The End Of Men' series?

Actually this whole pic seems more ‘Rowdy Straight Boys on Spring Break!’ than anything more ominous.

But! Maddie looks so *pretty*.

And what really caught my eye was the translucent camisole number underneath.

The ill fitting women’s bra is obviously part of the props. But the form fitting camisole? Could it have come from Madison’s Secret wardrobe Lolz?

I hate to say it, and I'm sure I'll be excoriated here for it ... but the pic (especially the one on the left) is freakin' HOT.

I so want to revenge fuck that boy. Wheelchair and all!

R310: good taste!

Context of the pic

^ link

Would Maddie even realize if he were seated on a 10-inch black dick? No…? He may wonder why he feels like he’s sitting higher and stronger. Maybe he should incorporate such a schtick into his stick?

Oh it's not what he's wearing, dolls.

It's what he and his hateful, cult would say about a liberal, male representative who had a picture like this released.

The hate and ridicule he would and the right would gleefully heap onto that man, in other words. They would do everything possible to ruin that man.

Maddie being friendly

The picture on the left is so gay that an old record of Judy Garland begins to play when you see it. OMG the explanation. Maddie stop just stop.

Keep your friends close

The Ecstasy of Breathwork

MEOW!

Maddie strikes back

[quote] madisoncawthorn What to expect over the next three weeks from the establishment and the RINOs. They will be running a “drip campaign”.

[quote]There is a coordinated movement to attack the freshman conservative congressman in their re-elections (most difficult election) who challenge the regime and the Uni-party. Rino senators and establishment pawns want us to go back to the days before Trump. They want to go back to the days of not being on offense, not fighting for the next generation, not trying to dismantle the federal government’s overreach, we will never go back. That is why the establishment is trying to crush me and others, they attack what they fear. Onward!

They’ve got pronouns?

Maddie has experienced the Elon Effect too: the number of his Twitter followers shows substantial increase since Tuesday, the day Elon was revealed as the new owner of the social media

^ link

Some worried Twitter staff must have started undoing certain ‘mechanism’, releasing artificially imposed handbrakes and such, hoping to scrub all evidence of wrong doing before the new Boss arrives…

[quote] Conservatives question huge spikes in Twitter followers after Elon Musk takeover

[quote]That is why the establishment is trying to crush me and others, they attack what they fear. Onward!

What a yutz.

[quote] madisoncawthorn Even if you fly all the time, and are used to just grabbing your bags and going, always take the extra 30-60 seconds it takes to check your bags and make sure everything is how it should be. I made a mistake yesterday, no excuse for it, just a flat out mistake. Honor of my life to serve the people of WNC and try to save our country from the marxists trying to take over. Onward

Why the fuck does he have a gun in his suitcase to begin with?

Exactly ^. As someone on another thread mentioned, what the fuck is he really gonna do with it in an emergency if he's being attacked somehow? The attacker could just give him a little shove, tip him over or roll him off a flight a stairs and his butch gun is useless to him.

Well he wants a least one thing on him that isn’t shooting blanks.

[quote]Honor of my life to serve the people of WNC and try to save our country from the marxists trying to take over.

What a tard.

Is WNC an actual accepted and well known term on the level of UWS and UES?

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Shapely

[quote] Among the many allegations is the claim that representative for North Carolina's 11th district provided thousands of dollars in loans and gifts to Smith, a staff member, with whom, the complaint states, he is engaged in an improper relationship characterized by steamy postings on social media and so close that the staffer joined Cawthorn on his honeymoon to Dubai in April 2021.

In all fairness, Maddie is a CRIPPLE, so he does need help just to move from one position, e.g. in wheelchair, to another, e.g. a chair or a bed.

^ Stephen is the guy on the left

^ on the RIGHT

Reposting the pic from r251: I guess it was right there from the very beginning…?

[quote]this brother of mine

Nice frontal pic

For someone who seems incapable of having sex, he certainly is turning out to be a sexual outlaw.

Steamy

SteamiER

R339 can that love 💕 🚂 train make a stop in my ass?

Maddie's nips in R343 are pretty erect. Given his lack of sensation below the waist, I'd imagine they engage in a lot of nipple stimulation.

R344 That recalls for me the famous XY Magazine spread of our beloved Colton.

[quote]You know what Trump does the moment Sitler turns his wheels...

I like people who can walk up stairs.

R339 What on earth is going on there????

Some sympathetic press

Well, there’s no one who’s a bigger drip then Madison Cawthorn.

Throwback: before the storm

I guess we know why now...

Throwback: Maddie has had quite a bit of hardware installed in his body

Gilded Age realness

R355 oh no, that jacket is a Gay as some of Aaron ensembles!

He seems like annoying douchebag and he's a MAGAT but I'd be lying if he wasn't easy on the eyes. Way better looking than Aaron Schlock. But both can fall into a volcanic pitt though.

Defying the odds

Unblurred version of the so-called sex tape, with dialogue dubbed over by some corny music

Happier days

But WHY does he feel the need to stand/defy the odds to appear more legitimate in the first place? He uses his disability to get sympathy, but simultaneously needs to feel virile. Why? Did we ever see Stephen Hawkins trying to prove his intellect by propping himself in a standing position? It just goes to substantiate how these knuckle-dragging redneck Yeehaws are full of shit.

Wishful thinking…?

I've decided I actually hope he survives this political attack on him. He's horrible of course but the RNC seems intent on destroying him right now.

If he survives it might scare the RNC into realizing that they've turned their base into such dead-brain nihilists that they actually have no control over them anymore.

Like, if conduct no longer matters to R voters how is the RNC supposed to rein in rogue Republicans like Cawthorn? It'll be a free for all of personality cults.

[quote]dubbed over by some corny music

I take it R359 doesn't know who Benny Hill was?

Still corny though lol

Trump behind his back: “ like people who don’t get into accidents.”

Throwback: surrounded by family

I guess this is relevant to this particular thread:

Ex wifey has found New Love

Not too traumatized by the divorce, then.

Muriel has been closing down threads on Maddie

This one too

Throwback: Firm hand grip

Memories

Flying around

Maddy - do you have to go to the bathroom or are you just playing with your butthole again?