DL's favorite scoodily-doodily-bop vegan chef is in Season 9 of her show. Here's her recipe for "meat" loaf, which looks like shit baked into a brick until it's dry.
I miss Jazzy — our local PBS doesn't carry her.
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| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 25, 2022 10:37 PM |
Vegan and vegetarian are two entirely different things.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 26, 2022 12:32 AM |
Hands down the most disgusting chef of all time.
She has a knack for making each dish she prepares more revolting than the one that precedes it.
Her show isn't even entertaining as camp.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 26, 2022 1:09 AM |
Real meatloaf looks like shit baked into a brick until it's dry.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 26, 2022 2:59 AM |
[R3], did you try to eat your telly?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 26, 2022 3:00 AM |
I'm a vegetarian. I would not make anything she makes. I hate her kitchen decorations. Her friends seem so boring. And yet, I love her weird little show and how she sings to broccoli. If you can explain why, I'm listening.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 26, 2022 3:10 AM |
She’s so fucking annoying. Here’s a jazzy tip for you - fuck the fuck off!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 25, 2022 10:49 AM |
I'm watching her right now - my cable guide says this is from 2018. It was "quick snacks made with two ingredients".
She made vegan "deviled eggs", which was steamed baby potatoes, chilled and the inside scooped out, then filled with hummus. Other recipes were a banana smoothie shake; avocado-miso spread; apple and peanut butter stacks; stuffed celery sticks; and chocolate-covered almonds. She sang little during the smoothie demo, "I love a smoothie, I love a smoothie!"
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 31, 2025 7:21 PM |
Someone did a supercut of her best moments, the highlight of which was serving Michael Feinstein some carob dessert bite that looked like an animal's bowel movement. Jazzy had the most excited look on her face, and Feinstein's eyes widened as he realized he couldn't spit it out.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 31, 2025 7:26 PM |
r11 😆 That was the funniest thing I've seen for a while. Is it just me or did it seem like she was hoping that gunk would turn him straight?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 31, 2025 7:58 PM |
Vegetarian jazz?
What, are we in Tokyo?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 31, 2025 8:21 PM |
I make something like that for my dogs on occasion, using dry dog food that I grind up as the base, adding rice and veggies, etc. Looks pretty much like that
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 31, 2025 9:10 PM |
That meatloaf looks like dried out dog food.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 31, 2025 9:27 PM |
Is she from Flyoverstan?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 31, 2025 10:52 PM |
Now that that fat lady in the trailer is dead, is this DL’s new fave?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 31, 2025 10:59 PM |
If it’s vegan, it’s not MEATloaf 😑😑
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 31, 2025 11:21 PM |
Nutloaf
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 31, 2025 11:30 PM |
I have made this several times. It's actually very good. Her Cauliflower, Potato & Spinach mash-up is very good as well.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 31, 2025 11:37 PM |
r2
Her name is weird as she only cooks vegan. I do watch her every week... I love how bizarre it is when she just starts singing
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 1, 2025 12:40 AM |
Of all her revolting dishes, "seitan piccata" makes the gorge rise like no other.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 3, 2025 7:14 PM |
You know it’s bad when Rachael Ray is a decent alternative.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 3, 2025 11:11 PM |