Andrew Sullivan here!

no, but thanks

[quote] Want to fuck me?

No. Your loads are too milky.

How are you still alive?

I'd rather suck Ann Coulter's vampire dick

Milky, when you want to get fucked you must post one of your elegant missives describing the submissions, positions and emissions you desire. Only then can we evaluate your needs on the scale of drug-fueled anti-gay ramblings to Pulitzer-prize winning begs.

I'd rather lick Donald Trump's shit encrusted taint than get anywhere near Milky Loads.

I saw you sucking black cock at the Dick Dock in Ptown. Why do you hate the 1619 project so much?

Do you and Josh Barro bump pussies and talk about the horrors of CRT?

Are you on the side of the Canadian truckers? Too bad for you they don't want to fuck you.

Set the Wayback Machine to 1989. Then, maybe. If you can keep your opinions to yourself.

Any time, since: sorry, no.

How do you live with yourself?

Thank you, Andrew for being one of the very earliest champions of marriage equality. Bravo!

I spend my days jerking off to Ronald Reagan porn.

Is self loathing sexy?

Yes, please!

Remember his appearance on Bill Maher's show where at the end as the guests rose to chat behind the credits, Andy was digging at his ass through his pants?

No, your ass is fat, you’re probably packing 3 uncut inches, and your contrarian posturing (look at me, me, me!!!) act is so very tired.

as the noted philosopher Courtney Love once said:

"The milk is SOUR.....it makes me SICK!"

R16 - I completely forgot about that!

That ass had so much toxic cock inside it, no wonder it's itchy.

I'd rather get hateful head from Larry Kramer's whiny old ass.

CRT caused the Don't Say Gay Bill.

All together now:

Andrew [bold]WHO???!?[/bold]

You're fifty-eight, fat, broke, and forgotten.

Even Ann Coulter wouldn't fuck you with her withered dick.

^^^this

Who??

I bet even Dan Savage isn't taking your calls anymore, and he's almost as insufferable as you!

Who do you hate most? Black women or trans people? Or yourself?

How big is your cock?

Who?

I have the wrong Andrew

Sullivan is so smarmy and annoying.

Bill Maher apparently loves him.

Does he have a job anymore? I hope he saved some up: being a pundit doesn't pay the bills very easily.

Andrew—why do gays love trans but despise ex-gays?

How is that Montessori school grift for retarded conservative students going?

[quote] Andrew WHO???!?

His place in gay rights history was secured by his early, lonely, & steadfast support for marriage equality.

Are you still on the Big T?

Uh, no R36. But try again.

Prolapsed hole

What is your opinion on the Ukraine situation?

The Ukraine situation is the direct results of the LEFT and their support of CRT and transgender rights. This would not be happening if Ronald Reagan were still president.

Who?

Oh wait, that fait hairy ugly old foreign gay dude Bill Maher crushes on because he's a capitalist dick?

No, don't want to touch you.

I'm a longtime fan. As far back as when I was a subscriber to when he was editor of TNR.

I'd rather drink ink. Eww.

Hey gays what how do you think I did on Bill Maher's show last night? I ruled! Bill was in complete agreement. Take that, you tranny lefties!

30 years ago, oh hell yes!

Even 20 years ago I would give it a go.

Even at 58 and fat, he's hotter than... ever was.

R47- He certainly had the GAY stare in his eyes back in ca. 1991.

I think I saw him the other night on the ovation of the restaurant where he was (still is?) part owner in DC. It reminded me that he once cruised me on a Metrobus in the 90s. It was creepy. I used to cross paths with him periodically when I moved back to DC. It was depressing to see him turn up at my local Starbucks—not his neighborhood.

Hello Andrew. Regale me once again with another long piece about cancel culture.

Hi, Andrew.

I saw you at an Atlantic LGBT Summit in 2015.

You said that gay rights had been won and that once a group of people receives rights, those rights won't be revoked. And so you said that gay activism is outmoded and transgender people should fight their own fight.

That was really prescient, you dumb fuck.

^ he was right except for the not revoking part

That's the part that matters.

^ in his defense the cases are rare (e.g. Jews in Germany). Hey, everybody gets something wrong occasionally.

Why are you still stealing everyone's air?

What are you doing to for Gay Pride today Andy?

Josh Barro and I are getting together with Glenn Greenwald on Zoom. We're gonna jerk off together while we read passages from The Bell Curve and watch hot Putin videos!

Andrew Sullivan would kill a Democrat in exchange for video sex with Josh Barro.

I'm sure that even a recovering GOPer like Barro would be grossed out by Andy's advances.

His previous pronouncements about gay rights seem to ignore the big gaping whole that is labor rights. As long as someone is dumb enough to pay him, he'll keep ignoring that.

Andrew, what's the biggest thing you've ever had up your ass?

That would have to be Ken Melhman's fist!