Henry Cavill shares photos from Florida Christmas

Fat.

Hot.

Meh on him, but those brussels sprouts look fantastic.

Florida? I thought he might have better taste than that.

They really do, don't they, R3!

How do you know he was in Florida, OP?

Henry Cavill and Tom Hardy walk into a bar...

Because that is what his Fort Lauderdale house looks like R5

He has posted it before

Henry Cavill's American home has been in Florida for years now.

Why he only uses the dog to prove he is still with his fake gf?... no photos of them together for months now, no pap walks neither

She actually exist?

Lord, He doesn't even try to make it believable.

No woman would accept her boyfriend showing her dog instead of her.

And no man in love would do that.

Well, I’m sure Henry loves her dog.

I dunno I’m beginning to think he actually likes the blonde bimbos? They’re all starting to look the same. Hard faced white women who are naturally brunettes.

I just drop this here

And this

His assistant should try to sound like a man when she posts these updates.

“I dunno I’m beginning to think he actually likes the blonde bimbos? They’re all starting to look the same.“

Oh I’m sure they all look the same to him. I’m sure having all brothers and going to an all boys school contributes to it as well as the homosexuality. If he was open he’d definitely be one of those hypermasculine homos and hang out with big buff dudes all the time. You can see it in his body language, one of many examples below.

And who could forget this

[Quote] Hard faced white women who are naturally brunettes.

I don't think Tara is a natural brunette and Lucy didn't have a hard face.

I miss the stache.

trash

He really kinda debases himself by shilling for nutritional supplements like a common instagram fitness whore.

R21 he needs a new team.

He loves the money. A new team won’t change him, jeez. This is Cavill 101.

What r23 said. Cavill likes money, Cavill wants to make money, he is open about that has no shame whoring himself to advertisers for more money r21.

More things Henry likes and dislikes

R23 it's not about changing him. It's about a different team at least getting him to shill products that aren't complete shit.

Didnt he partially owns MuscleTech?

He gets paid a salary as chief creative consultant or something

Just be grateful he is shilling for a product he most likely uses, and not… shudder… cryptocurrency

Do you think he has a hidden boyfriend?

Yes, in his basement lmfao

Maybe, but who would want to endure that PR, NDA lifestyle?

If you got to fuck Henry Cavill R31, are you really saying that you wouldn't mind just keeping it on the downlow?

I would totally accept r32

He’s not neurotypical enough to carry on with a secret boyfriend

Remember Blevins was basically a secret boyfriend and he carried on with him like a bull in a chinashop

I wanna be his secret bf

[Quote] and he carried on with him like a bull in a chinashop

How so?

R34 what is a blevinsé?

Michael Blevins.

Is Hen (literally) smelling cookies in the fourth picture at link?

I dislike how pretentious he is.

R40 #metoo he always writes these long texts next to his insta pictures thinking it makes him appear smarter than he is. Brolin does the same but his' sound even worse, with Henry's texts you can at least decipher the message. I had to unfollow both because their mental diarrhea has rarely a point nor can it be regarded as fact or useful information, ...far away from entertaining too.

The dinner he and his brother cooked looks absolutely stunning. I'm impressed they're such accomplished cooks.

R42 have you seen Henry's other cooking posts? I think most of the credit should go to his brother.

R43 the bald one?

He posted another muscletech update but it provides a good view of his living room.

I don’t know why he won’t get the snaggletooth on his bottom row fixed, that thing would annoy the hell out of me.

R45 is this another sponsor message? What a whore he is.

R43 I have not, but that sounds awfully wicked of him if he stole his brother's thunder like that. Everything looked so perfect, like a photoshoot in a cooking magazine.

R47 I wouldn't want to eat there. I bet he has dog feces germs all over his hands...

R43 no, Charlie isn't bald.

R48 Listening to that lady was hilarious, though I'm a dog person. Paw print sugar cookies seem all kinds of wrong. Did Cavill make paw cookies?

Cavill seems kind of anal and finicky based on the house decor, so if he ever desired to make paw print cookies with Kal (which I can totally see) I am sure he would vigorously scrub the paw first.

He seems like he's the cheating type. If he isn't now, he definitely will be. No guy, no matter how perfect they may try to seem, will ever remain loyal to their partner, especially with four brothers like that. Those brothers seem like bad influences on him. I'm sure the wives of the brothers are in constant fear that their husbands are cheating on them, with both men and women.

[quote]I don’t know why he won’t get the snaggletooth on his bottom row fixed, that thing would annoy the hell out of me.

I don’t get it either. All he needs to do is get invincible braces for the bottom row or even Invisalign so he could remove them whenever necessary. Those bottom row teeth gross me out.

[quote]Cavill seems kind of anal

In more ways than one!

[quote] He seems like he's the cheating type.

Sometimes he cheat - he use left hand instead of right. Pipi tube get jealous!

R52 most actors cheat....Henry is no exception.

I doubt Henry has had sex since the early 2000’s when he was able to be more himself during the WeHo days.

I heart r55

R52 He needs a real partner first.

R53 where can you see his snaggletooth?

Henry Cavill is total boyfriend material.

Where is the racist girlfriend? I understand wanting to relax and have down time, but wouldn't you want that with your significant other?

What kinda couple doesn't spend Christmas together? He's rich he coulda flew her in from anywhere! What man in his 30s would rather cook with his "brother" than fuck his lover?

This is some fake ass shit that his PR people coulda saved.

[Quote] Henry Cavill is total boyfriend material.

I need me some Henry.

R64 You better have a dick or he won't be interested.

[quote] Where is the racist girlfriend?

Did you see her IG account? this bitch doesn't do nothing but being Henry's girlfriend.

Obviously fake, even the fraus don't bought this charade.

Does Henry have anal sex?

Why the quote marks around brother? Henry has a battalion of them, and one of the few things he puts out on social media that I have no difficulty taking at face value is that he enjoys spending time with his family. Probably bought that resort-like Florida place to be able to host the whole lot of them for holidays and vacations.

R68 Are we sure he likes his family that much? There have been several Christmases where he didn’t bother going home and are you sure they were even with him this past Christmas? Not saying he doesn’t like his family, but he doesn’t seem THAT close to them.

Also, it seems like he’s only close to one brother.

I don't have a GPS on him to track his movements or anything, but I've seen lot of pictures of him with assorted siblings and his parents at various events, and out shopping and dining with an aunt. Considering he lives and works on another continent much of the time, that says to me he makes a fair amount of effort to visit them or bring them to him. It strikes me as the normal middle ground between celebrities never seen without their families in tow and ones who might as well have sprung from the sea as full-grown adults.

[Quote]Why the quote marks around brother?

R68 He goes to great lengths to put forward a narrative that he likes to be with the family at Christmas yet he spends it with only one brother when he has a big family? That makes no sense. It also doesn't mean he couldn't also incorporate the GF into the "family fun." Many people bring their S.O. home for the holidays with family.

It's not a very convincing PR stunt. It asks more questions than it answers. He needs to fire his team.

This PR stunt was a fiasco, very poorly made, Henry lost a bunch o stans for this. I wonder why it's lasting so long.

R73 probably because of a contract.

How do these contracts work by the way? Are a closeted male and female star introduced to each other and told "yes, you are a couple now" and then they sign something and look each other in the eye pretending this isn't deranged at all?

Is it really lasting R73? It seems like they tried a PR push early on in the relationship but I feel you would barely know they were together now.

Well, till there's no breakup announcement it is lasting, but Henry isn't doing anything from his side.

Maybe he's tired of bearding? seems so odd.

He honestly doesn’t care for women that much, the woman is a prop easily discarded

It's a pity he didn't come out closer to his period as Superman. The optics of a current or recent Superman coming out as openly gay would have a positive thing, I believe.

He is one of the luckiest actors in recent history. Completely wooden and one-note onscreen. I've never seen him in anything where is performance doesn't depend exclusively on his stone face and musculature.

You really think the powers that be would have let him, R79? The sad thing is that Hollywood stars are viewed as a product or brand, and they will do anything to avoid “spoiling” that brand. Sadly, so much of the world is horribly homophobic and there would be backlash.

At this point, come out is a better option than another fiasco like the current one.

Maybe he will come out as pansexual like Brendon Urine?

Henry Cavill is seriously hot.

R81, I know that they wouldn't have let him do it without punishing him afterwards. I guess I just wish that he'd had the courage to do so, but that that's the thing about people who go into showbusiness: their top priority is always their career and themselves. One shouldn't expect anything more.

R81 Say that again a little louder for the people in the back.

Cavill is not coming out anytime soon. The roles he plays (and wants to play in the future) require him to stay in the closet. If you think the public is able to distinguish between roles people play and real life I present you with exhibit A: Donald Trump.

Beards don't work anymore with social media and a 24 hour news cycle. He needs to just say he's in a relationship with no further information. Smart people will know what that means for a 38 year old man and the idiots who need to believe he is straight will continue to do so. The PR stunts are stupid.

R80. People give his PR team a lot of shit, and rightly so, but something they're doing is fairly effective. He's in a weird place where he doesn't quite have the same buzz as other celebs but most people seem to like him in a vague sort of way and a corner of the internet (datalounge included) seems to be huge fans of him.

Those two combined make him appear to have broad appeal and give him more pull in Hollywood than he probably deserves. Though that didn't stop WB from trying to fire him from Superman I suppose.

He has managed to stay popular despite limited range, a boring personality and frankly being somewhat retarded, which I guess is a barometer of genuine star quality.

He may be one note, but MANY stars have been. Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, Stallone, Arnold, Will Smith, Mark Wahlberg, the list is endless.

[quote]He may be one note, but MANY stars have been. Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, Stallone, Arnold, Will Smith, Mark Wahlberg, the list is endless.

You may not like Will Smith or Bruce Willis, but to call them one-note is ridiculous. Henry wishes he had an ounce of their talent.

R90. The others on R89's list are pretty one note though.

I did like Willis in Death Becomes Her. Kind of wish Henry would take a role like that.

Don't forget my blockbuster album!

[quote]The others on [R89]'s list are pretty one note though.

I agree. That’s why I didn’t mention them. But Bruce and Will actually have talent. They can do anything from comedy to action to drama. No way could Henry do the kind of comedy Will Smith did in Fresh Prince or have the intensity Bruce Willis had in Pulp Fiction.

Henry is truly a one-note action “star.”

[quote]I did like Willis in Death Becomes Her. Kind of wish Henry would take a role like that.

He would have to have a sense of humor to do that.

[Quote] Kind of wish Henry would take a role like that.

Henry should do a comedy with Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright.

[Quote] It's a pity he didn't come out closer to his period as Superman. The optics of a current or recent Superman coming out as openly gay would have a positive thing, I believe.

Matt Bomer would disagree with you.

Henry is going to come out soon, I can feel it

R96 Once the new Bond actor is named and he finally realizes Bond will never happen, I think he might come out after that. I think he’s getting tired of the bearding at almost 40.

R95, I'm sure he would, and I understand how these things work in Hollywood; I'm just saying that I wish they didn't work that way.

^ Was referring to what R95 said about Matt Bomer.

Actors are paid to pretend to be someone they are not. Cavill is not coming out.

[quote] Henry should do a comedy with Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright.

That would be pretty good. It kind of seems like it would be his humor if he would just let his guard down.

Henry Cavill is the modern day Rock Hudson.

I want his babies. Even though I’m a guy, but you get what I mean.

I do know what you mean. I would DIE before I would give up trying to conceive that man's child.

Don’t know how recent this is (maybe a year old because hair looks much different) but here is Henry with Natalie in Ft Lauderdale

R105 The hair he lost with the receding hairline grew back?

^ Hollywood magic.

R105 That image has been commented with other Henry fakes in another thread.

Now that's a fucking man!

Does he even see his family anymore?