Who are the Most Fuckable Congressman?

Who "is"*

Honorable mention for Anthony Gonzalez?

Brian Sims? I thought that he was everyone’s political pinup?

Without Eric Swalwell this list is meaningless.

Ossoff has that sexy Southern drawl and those adorable dimples.

If you voted Madison that includes his wheelchair.

It’s most upsetting, but I fear that the answer is Markwayne Mullen, who is physically pretty perfect, but otherwise gross.

Gotta hand it to you, r7. Utter perfection.

[quote]If you voted Madison that includes his wheelchair.

I'd rather fuck the wheelchair.

It’s a tie between Adam Kinzinger and fellow Nutmegger Jim Himes.

Adam is former military, which does add to his sex appeal.

Jason Crow, all day and all night.

[quote]Brian Sims? I thought that he was everyone’s political pinup?

He's not in Congress.

R4 My bad. I should have had added Zaddies Eric Swalwell and Hakeem Jeffries. Mea Culpa

Liz Cheney

I love myself some Raphael Warnock. He's also a hometown man from my city. And he's the Daddy type I like.

6% for Maddy Cawthorn??? All votes from DeFugTurd's sock puppet accounts!!!!

R16 Raphael Warnock is hot (and underrated). He is physically strong too. Even Biden commented on how Warnock works out! I can't wait til he is a Senior Senator. Imagine the power (in every way) he will wield! Power is an aphrodisiac! Yummmmm!

R18 Agreed!

As soon as I saw he was running for the Senate. He instantly had my vote. Just the look of him was enough for me to vote for him, lol!

OP forgot hot Greek daddy John Sarbanes, my Congresshunk!

Voted "someone else", aka Eric Swolewell. My dude's always ready to throw hands with the crazy congressional MAGAts and Q-nuts.

Eric exposed someone on Twitter last night who threatened him, and they gut later apologized out of fear after Eric put his DM on his Twitter feed.

A lot if these deplorables are all scared assholes. That guy looked gay as fuck too.

I would like to to run a train for Adam Kinzinger, Jason Crow, Eric Swalwell and Jon Ossoff.

R4: that’s Eric “I’m Gonna Nut” Swalwell.

AOC.

Adam Kinzinger and Jon Ossoff, hot sensual men in suits, sexy both.

Allred or Lamb. Fuck anyone who voted for Hawley, he's ugly on the inside and the outside

If Schock were still in Congress, wonder how many votes we would have received.

Lamb is perfect marriage material. Adam is perfect fuck material.

EVERYBODY wants to fuck ME

I want Adam, Eric, Conor and Jason Crow to breed me repeatedly.

Jason, Conor, Eric, JON!

Jon is so fucking sexy it hurts.

I have to admit, I wouldn't mind tipping Cawthorn out of his chair and exploring his loose hole. You know, just for shits and giggles.

Is there a State Senate category?

Andam kinzinger is against voting rights. Which means he's against a fair democratic society, fuck him!

Besides, his looks inbred anyway.

R35 I respect that opinion (and frankly agree with it), but this is just for sex fantasy and fun. We all know there are assholes on the list who don't deserve to even be in America (unless they're in prison) much less act as legislators.

But most gay men know how to separate sex from feelings. If you say you never fucked some guy just because you were horny and knew you never wanted to see him again, then you are lying. Chill out dude.

Cawthorn, Hawley and Kinzinger can get my piss and cum in their faces, but never my vote!

Peter Meijer. He's a billionaire, too!

Peter Meijer looks like a leprechaun!

We’ve gone from horror stories about Storm Thurmond insisting on swimming nude in the pool at the Congressional gym to fantasizing about Swalwell, Lamb, and Ossoff running into each other in the steam room.

R40 If Swalwell, Lamb or Ossoff walked into any public steam room in America they would not have a moment of peace. LOL Can you imagine all the people making inappropriate comments and/or getting in their personal space? LOL

*Strom (stupid fucking name anyway)

Someone Else as in Jason Crowe.

R43 I am seeing Jason Crowe's name throughout this thread, but he just doesn't do for me. I get the military background is appealing and his liberal views are also attractive. But the man just is average looking and his voice is kinda nasally. I'm not attracted to that. I also don't think he will age well. He's not "hot" to me. There are far hotter guys than him... guys that have already been mentioned and even some not mentioned.

But to each his own.

[quote]the military background is appealing

How? Why? This is the second time I've seen this idea expressed here in the last two days. I don't get the appeal of a military background.

Former military = butch and masculine

Plus, they know how to kill.

Hawley is hunky muscle boy

Ossoff and Kinzinger for sure. I believe Kinzinger has become a dad in the last day or two. Ossoff is already a dad I think and is married to an adorable hospital doctor. Doubt they’d have the time or inclination.

R12- I would not kick him out of the sack but I'm not drooling over him.

I totally agree. He is just "ok" for me.

And I don't know about "all day every day," especially if Swalwell or Lamb were at the door waiting for their "turn." I would have to say goodbye to Jason. LOL

I don't think Ossoff has any children. I voted for him and I've never heard him mention anything about children. Not even once. So I doubt that.

Warnock on the other hand, has two young children under the age of 5 I believe.

[quote]How? Why? This is the second time I've seen this idea expressed here in the last two days. I don't get the appeal of a military background.

Jason Crow was ready to battle to the death against the Jan. 6th mob armed only with an ink pen -- that's the appeal of a military background!

Chris Murphy, the Sexy Irishman!

[Quote]the military background is appealing

[Quote]How? Why? This is the second time I've seen this idea expressed here in the last two days. I don't get the appeal of a military background. [R45]

[Quote]Former military = butch and masculine

Plus, they know how to kill. [R46]

What R46 said. If you think the DL Gays are not obsessed with anything masculine then you don't know this community.

Personally, I agree with you. A man being former military does not make a man any more or less sexually attractive to me.

A lot of military guys are huge homophobes too. Gay bashing is huge in the military. But of course we know a lot of gays are into humiliation and only want the "straight" men who don't want them, but I digress... That is a whole different conversation.

Buncha whores, every last one of you!

CHRISTOPHER SCOTT MURPHY—

Walking Irish Sex!

I'll take Sean Patrick Maloney any day of the week,

Seth Moulton, please!

R58 Seth Moulton is a sniveling little punk, whose voice and often cowardly positions really piss me off, but dammit if he's not FINE!!!!❤️🤪

Christopher Murphy!

Jon Ossof.

Sorry, Ossoff.

Wish we had anyone this fuckable in Congress now

I WANNA FUCK CHRISTOPHER SCOTT MURPHY!!!

R64 Get the fuck to the end of the line!!! I'm next!

R65

Hi fellow Murphy fangurl!

R66 I want him to look at me like that! ❤️😍

R67

Need Chris Murphy to drop that ugly, matronly wife of his!

Let’s manifest him to the bachelor you know he wished he was in Washington DC!

Senator Chris Murphy looks very fuckable here.

R69 I bet Chris would happily bend over one of those blondes instead of the Matronly hag sitting in his house right now.

R70

Probably why Chris is missing his wedding ring on this trip…

Fuckable Chris Murphy tested positive today.

Ugh, Matronly Hag is going to have to take care of him 🤣

That matronly hag probably gave it to him just so he would have to stay home with her....

Get better soon Chris so you can get away from her!

R73

That matronly hag is probably loving every moment of this playing Christopher’s nurse. Be strong, Murphy! Don’t get distracted, That divorce is on the horizon!

Actually, the wife played it wrong. Chris Murphy is tweeting from his basement.

Senator Chris Murphy is still not wearing his wedding ring…

R76 He probably threw it away!

R77

Senator Chris Murphy is on the Senate floor still missing that wedding ring.

Maybe all that time with the wife during the COVID isolation made Chris rethink his choices for settling with that hag.

You bitches would be ass up if Adam K was offering dick.

Kinzinger is a hot stud Air Force pilot. Swoon swoon and swoon some more. He also looks like kind and thoughtful lover.

All these Congressmen are 100% cheating on their wives.

They marry the safe girls who will support them because this is the best they are going to get and then fuck anything that moves when they get to DC.

R77

Chris Murphy is on FOX News Sunday and NO Wedding Ring again!!!

R82 Good for him! He needs to make that a permanent thing. Nobody that fine should feel trapped with that homely broad.

But Fox News? Eeeew! 🤮

R83

Chris was tweeting about his FOX appearance and the Red Sox. No mother’s day message to the homely broad as of now plus no wedding ring for over a month?

He won’t divorce her, but gurl you in danger.

R84 He may not divorce her, but manly won't be seeing any Mother's Day Dick! LOL

R85

How manly got that hot Irishman’s dick in the 1st place is a fucking mystery!!

R86 Lots of hot guys marry dogs when they don't understand their worth. They don't usually stay with the dog this long. He seems very nerdy and career focused. He probably didn't know how hot he is. Manly tricked him and I think he doesn't know how to get out of it without damaging his career. She has our guy over a barrel and she knows it. That Bitch!

R87

Did Manly lure the Senator with her Magic Pussy?

Manly is playing this one good for career/money purposes, but the Senator ain’t filing for divorce.

The wedding ring mystery is a big tell for a man who is never seen without it.

I spy a crack in the Murphy marriage.

R88 I agree. He wants to be POTUS. GOP can marry 3X and wins the office. Dems get shit if they have more than one wife.

R89

Imagine if he settled down with someone he actually loved, instead of living this TRAPPED life.

Chris has law school loans and methinks Manly is helping to pay those off.

The Senator is getting something out of this set-up too, just not hot sex…

R89

Christopher Scott Murphy fighting for Women’s Rights, with still no wedding ring in sight.

It’s been months since Senator Chris Murphy has been without his wedding ring!!!

On another note, he looked FINE this morning on The Sunday Show!!!

R92 Yes he does, but Chris always looks so fine!!! I bet Jonathan got a woodie!

R89

Senator Chris Murphy with no trace of that wedding ring…it’s been months…trouble in paradise for the Murphys???

HOT Christopher Murphy ☘️

Doing the Lord’s work this week.

Chris Murphy is sexy as fuck. Would love to know if he has a hairy chest.

R96

Chris Murphy’s passionate speech.

That man is sexy & intense on all fronts.

He looks older in his wedding announcement than he does today.

R96 — doubtful. He looks pretty hairless on his arms and legs in this photo.

R98

Why in the world would a GORGEOUS guy like Chris Murphy marry that unattractive woman??? They have zero sexual chemistry in pics.

Like did Chris not think he could land top tier pussy?

Chris Murphy—

VERY FUCKABLE!!!!!

Something definitely went on with Chris Murphy and the daughter of the Sandy Hook Principal.

The Senator definitely checked out of his marriage years ago, just still legally married for career optics…

What a waste for such a HOT man!

R87

Chris Murphy brought Manly and the kids to the WH for the Gun Bill event. The Senator walked in with the kids and she was trailing way behind.

Think this marriage has been done for sometime now, wedding ring hasn’t been seen for months.

Keeping up appearances for the public?

Apparently Chris Murphy takes his wedding ring off for chunks of time over the years…

Does that hottie want to appear single ???

Happy Birthday to the most FUCKABLE SENATOR Chris Murphy!!!!

Martin Heinrich is pretty adorable!

Like Chris Murphy, Brian Schatz…Martin has married an ugly woman.

Did these Senators not think they could land a hot girl?

All 3 married ugly ladies…

So prob cheating with HOT Senate Staffers….

Shout out to Chris Murphy suffocating in that sham marriage for his career.

It's heartening to see bipartisan friendship can still exist in Congress.