Remember how beautiful Patrick Muldoon was?

Everyone gets old and dies!

Wasn't he family? He was no great actor, but with a face like that he should he gotten farther than a handful of soap roles.

Wow, he's only 53? He has had a rough life.

[quote]Everyone gets old and dies!

Yes, but some folks age much better than others. Also, some folks age gracefully.

I don't know what's going on with this guy, but geez, that hair.

He went to school with my partner. Nice guy. SUPER straight. Lives mostly in France now.

[quote] Lives mostly in France now.

Maybe that is how he knows Juliette Binoche - as they have been photographed together back in the late 90s

SUPER straight.

Photo from his IG two days ago. He's in Hollywood working on the film "Marlowe" with Liam Nessson

He’s credited as one of the film’s 19 executive producers

I’d never heard of this guy and haven’t bothered to Google any other recent photos of him so I might be missing something here but of all the ‘this guy was hot and now he’s old and hideous’ posts, this one seems one of the most ridiculous. Ok the hair is desperate and screams ‘I want to be 25 still’ in R4’s post but he’s still handsome, especially in R8’s photo. I’d happily have his face in my 50s.

It is fine to get older OP.

Fuck look at that chest

He is so SUPER STRAIGHT than on the Kinsey scale he's a minus 12!!

"Everyone gets old and dies! "

Not me...

He had hair plugs at a very young age.

Used to be hot now he’s riddled with age spots on his face. At least he’s not gone all Kardashian with the plastic surgery.

I'd still do him -if he weren't SUPER STRAIGHT.

He dated Denise Richards pre-Charlie Sheen. They made a great-looking couple then.

I don't think he looks bad.

I always preferred Austin Peck.

I would guess he's done some drinking and/or smoking to have his skin look that bad. That said, I wouldn't throw him outta bed.

[quote] I always preferred Austin Peck.

He is a religious fundie

[quote] He is a religious fundie

That’s why he prefers him.

Did these two ever hook up?

Bummer that neither Austin Reed is gay.

Patrick is extremely nice, kind.

He did age; maybe genes or too much time in the sun.

They can't all be 26 and beautiful forever.

He and Denise really would have been an excellent pair

^ Wow, who knew that Denise Richards could almost act?

I always got him confused with Jason Patrick.

Denise was a very versatile performer

Young and gorgeous — both of them!

He has a face like those of of generic Playgirl models. They always go down the shitter fast, early, and horribly.

So, Denise HAD Patrick Muldoon, but CHOSE Charlie Sheen...

Let that sink in

His death scene in Starship Troopers traumatised me as a kid.

Only a few get older and still look good like Ryan Philippe and Mario Lopez and even older like Paul Rudd and Dennis Quaid.

Austin Peck was hotter...

Whenever I think of Patrick, I think about his appearance on Saves by the Bell (he played Kelly's jerk, post-Zach boyfriend)

Austin Peck had giant round balloon pecs which were fun to fantasize about but was a cardboard cutout of an actor. Muldoon had charisma which is why it’s odd he didn’t get better roles.

Why does he live in France? His face suggests he's tired of people oohing and ahhing over his face. I would be too, beauty like that is a double-edged sword.

r36 His husband is French.

Everyone always blames smoking/drinking for a busted middle-aged face. Many times it's just bad genetics. I also think living a stressful life can make you look like this guy in R4. I know plenty of people in their 50s who look fantastic, even after years of partying hard.

Denise isn’t the only BH housewife who’s had him!

@ R35

Meh, I've done better.

[quote] I know plenty of people in their 50s who look fantastic, even after years of partying hard.

R38 knows Hunter Biden.

r39 correction Denise is not the only housewife who has bearded for him.

R31 Charlie had a lot more money and prestige in Hollywood than Patrick did. A lot of women would pick that over a hotter or nicer guy like in that case.

He was on an episode of Housewives with Denise. They were shooting a Hallmark movie. Handsome but I thought he was 60ish.

He dated Lisa Rinna too. Rinna's track record is very beardish. She dated Peter Barton, then Muldoon, then married Harry Hamlin so take that with a grain of salt.

Peter Barton isn't gay (nor is Muldoon). Barton is married to a woman, has kids and is a full on Trumpster/MAGAT now. He aged worse than Muldoon did. Muldoon is still handsome in rugged type of way.

r48 Peter Barton most certianly had sex with men, he used to sit in his car behind Circus of books getting trade. He may be all Larry Craig now but not back in the day.

Uhm. Barton could be gay AND a Republican. They're not mutually exclusive.

R35 - ooh, should be Austin PECS!

Peter Barton looks like Caitlyn's more homely sister.

Your aging process would be adversely impacted too if you'd been buried alive by Jane and Sydney Andrews.

I don’t think so, R46. Peter Barton was featured a few years ago on a show about people who unexpectedly inherited money & he was said to have never married or has children. He looked amazing (unlike in the linked pic), although came across as a dick.

^had

R52 I remember that odd story!

So Behle was a lonely gay man in the dead center of midwest farmland. He left what he had to two TV crushes that gave him pleasure.

Look at those beautiful breasts

Today

Barton has one daughter, but has never married. His devotion to Trump is surprising.

R57 - Which one is Muldoon?

Right, dummy