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NFL Joe Burrow CUT or UNCUT?

Joe Burrow is some fine. Anyone know the physical traits of his naughty bits?

by Anonymousreply 66July 31, 2023 11:45 PM

We know he has a delicious butt...

by Anonymousreply 1January 2, 2022 6:57 PM

I'd hit it.

by Anonymousreply 2January 2, 2022 6:58 PM

No pix with this thread = DL wrath

by Anonymousreply 3January 2, 2022 6:58 PM

He's young so he's uncut. Since insurance stopped paying for it, anyone under 35 is uncut. And none of them know how to wash properly.

by Anonymousreply 4January 2, 2022 7:08 PM

Sorry, don't know how to post a pic or a link. But he's QB for Bengals against KC Chiefs on CBS right now. Joe Burrow is some kinda HOT! He gives me ideas in my head, both heads.

by Anonymousreply 5January 2, 2022 7:11 PM

maybe

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by Anonymousreply 6January 2, 2022 7:13 PM

The proper term is INTACT, not uncut. We are not "un" anything as if cut were the norm, which it is not.

by Anonymousreply 7January 2, 2022 7:13 PM

I'd wash him properly, I'd teach him how to train his foreskin to retract naturally, wash after every bathroom break, retract, air it out, and retract some more. Also, I know lots of guys under 35 who are circumcised, so...

by Anonymousreply 8January 2, 2022 7:15 PM

Joe, responding to OP's interest.

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by Anonymousreply 9January 2, 2022 7:18 PM

OK, then INTACT. I know a guy who refers to his intact penis as Normal, as opposed to abnormal, but anyway...

by Anonymousreply 10January 2, 2022 7:18 PM

I don't follow baseball.

by Anonymousreply 11January 2, 2022 7:20 PM

[quote]anything as if cut were the norm, which it is not.

No, they CUT your umbilical cord off, they don't wait for it to shrivel up like some uncouth society does.

by Anonymousreply 12January 2, 2022 7:22 PM

Joe Burrow is football, he's a real cute footballer, he makes wanna holler, Oh Joe, Yes, Yes, Yes!

by Anonymousreply 13January 2, 2022 7:22 PM

#09 is super fine!

by Anonymousreply 14January 2, 2022 7:23 PM

Come to think of it, Drew Brees was #09 and super fine with the Saints...

by Anonymousreply 15January 2, 2022 7:25 PM

Sportsball is so boring.

by Anonymousreply 16January 2, 2022 7:28 PM

I would allow him to enter me quite deeply. I don't care how dirty or selfish he wanted to be so long as he cuddled with me after. Didn't his old college team give him a hat that read "Big Dick Joe"?

by Anonymousreply 17January 2, 2022 7:31 PM

I just Googled. Joe Burrow was born in Ohio, and the state has an 84% circumcision rate for boys. So Joe Burrow most likely had his foreskin adjusted.

by Anonymousreply 18January 2, 2022 7:32 PM

"Big Dick Joe", that says a lot. Maybe that's why he wears #9 on his football jersey.

by Anonymousreply 19January 2, 2022 7:34 PM

I bet it's a perfect, lovely dong

by Anonymousreply 20January 2, 2022 7:55 PM

DL would you still service Big Dick Joe even if he can't dance or get da gat???

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by Anonymousreply 21January 16, 2022 3:22 AM

Dinky doodle looky Joe's noodle!

by Anonymousreply 22January 16, 2022 3:35 AM

Can someone please explain Get Da Gat? What is it? Joe is a cutie either way. Is he spoken for?

by Anonymousreply 23January 16, 2022 3:53 AM

You like? I like.

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by Anonymousreply 24January 16, 2022 3:58 AM

I’m in love.

by Anonymousreply 25January 16, 2022 9:41 AM

R7 only sucks uncut cocks, obviously. She swallows, of course.

by Anonymousreply 26January 16, 2022 9:50 AM

Hes a cocky slut

by Anonymousreply 27January 17, 2022 5:06 AM

R24, Definitely rimmable.

by Anonymousreply 28February 14, 2022 12:38 AM

I’m fapping to his insta

by Anonymousreply 29February 14, 2022 12:42 AM

OP, who gives a fuck? I’d hit that ass.

by Anonymousreply 30February 14, 2022 12:50 AM

R4 Not 35 and under. I'm just slightly older than that and running into an uncut cock is rare. 32 states still cover the procedure through Medicaid. Most states that stopped covering it did so because they thought it would save them money. But, a study in Florida showed that it ended up costing that state more money to stop covering infant circumcision because they then had to cover the increase in older boys and young men who had to get the procedure for medical reasons. It is much less costly to circumcise a baby than it it an older child or adult man.

by Anonymousreply 31February 14, 2022 12:55 AM

Jesus, you uncut trolls are so desperate.

by Anonymousreply 32February 14, 2022 12:57 AM

How much does it cost to circumcise an infant?

by Anonymousreply 33February 14, 2022 1:36 AM

R24 I'd love to stick my finger up his bum and make him cum!!

by Anonymousreply 34February 14, 2022 1:42 AM

I predict Joe and the Bengals will lose.

by Anonymousreply 35February 14, 2022 2:34 AM

I bet he jacks it with force and vigor, sending warm liquid projectiles 5 or 6 feet, splattering his healthy, viscous seed on headboards and bedposts.

by Anonymousreply 36February 14, 2022 2:37 AM

Height 6′ 4″, Weight 220 lbs.

by Anonymousreply 37February 14, 2022 6:04 AM

He's into docking and breeding, so yes he is uncut if you actually knew anything, which is a pity because cut is so much more attractive.

by Anonymousreply 38February 14, 2022 6:32 AM

R24, Joe reacts to the pantsing incident @ 3:45.

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by Anonymousreply 39February 14, 2022 6:39 AM

He looks like he could be the MUCH better-looking younger brother of MAGA-roach, Matt Gaetz. Does anyone else see it?

by Anonymousreply 40February 14, 2022 6:53 AM

R40 Gaytz wishes.

by Anonymousreply 41February 14, 2022 7:01 AM

Which NFL player would you like to see pantsed?

For me, Jimmy Garoppolo.

by Anonymousreply 42February 14, 2022 7:08 AM

R42 I’d rather see him presenting hairy hole.

by Anonymousreply 43February 14, 2022 7:15 AM

Burrow most likely is cut, although he was born around the time when it was more taboo to do it on babies. Who knows until pics leak or whatever.

by Anonymousreply 44February 14, 2022 7:15 AM

Who cares? He has Sanpaku Eyes.

by Anonymousreply 45February 14, 2022 7:18 AM

No matter whether he's cut or uncut anymore. We don't care about losers.

by Anonymousreply 46February 14, 2022 9:42 AM

[quote]Not 35 and under. I'm just slightly older than that and running into an uncut cock is rare. 32 states still cover the procedure through Medicaid. Most states that stopped covering it did so because they thought it would save them money. But, a study in Florida showed that it ended up costing that state more money to stop covering infant circumcision because they then had to cover the increase in older boys and young men who had to get the procedure for medical reasons. It is much less costly to circumcise a baby than it it an older child or adult man.

Receipts, R31? Because claiming that circumcising adults for therapeutic reasons costs more than automatically circumcising newborns sounds like pro-circumcision bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 47February 14, 2022 1:52 PM

^The overall cost as opposed to the cost of circumcising an individual newborn versus circumcising an individual adult . Therapeutic circumcision among adult men is very uncommon.

by Anonymousreply 48February 14, 2022 2:03 PM

R47

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by Anonymousreply 49February 14, 2022 2:29 PM

Yes, but as I said adult therapeutic circumcision is very uncommon so the overall cost would still be much lower. Most UNCUT men would horrified at the thought that they could be without a foreskin simply because their parents didn't want to risk spending $6,000 later on. It's essentially a very American argument, that is an argument from a country were infant circumcision has been the norm for a long time.

by Anonymousreply 50February 14, 2022 3:09 PM

Adding to the cost question:

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by Anonymousreply 51February 14, 2022 3:57 PM

Born in Iowa. Cut.

by Anonymousreply 52February 14, 2022 6:04 PM

R45 No, dear, he doesn't.

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by Anonymousreply 53February 15, 2022 7:41 AM

R53 He looks like a doucheberry in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 54February 15, 2022 10:16 AM

[quote]He's young so he's uncut. Since insurance stopped paying for it, anyone under 35 is uncut. And none of them know how to wash properly.

That's not true. About 70% of Americans still circumcise. Whites are around 70% of the population, so this guy most likely is. I'm gay, single, and childless, but I have siblings/friends with kids and they're all cut. Also, I'm in my thirties and some of my partners can get to be as young as early twenties and they've all been cut so far. If you watch porn, it is evident there too that most young white Americans are still cut.

Rather, it's the minorities who don't although a lot of blacks do, too. Radical leftists also tend not to since they're anti-tradition in general.

by Anonymousreply 55February 15, 2022 12:59 PM

As someone who has some knowledge on the rate of circ going on here in the US, I’d say around 85% or more of white males are circumcised at birth, or shortly thereafter. The 15-20% are either other descents or nationalities. Most Latinos, a considerable amount of Italians and Asians are also left uncircumcised. Sorry, not sorry uncut trolls, but America is mostly cut and the tradition will likely continue.

by Anonymousreply 56April 23, 2022 9:49 PM

I suppose I’m a rare type to prefer cut guys— it’s a camaraderie thing to me as a gay circumcised male. it makes me wonder how different a life my partner has had than me.

by Anonymousreply 57April 23, 2022 9:52 PM

Why is there no database of this yet where women and gays who hook up with a guy can put whether he is cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 58April 23, 2022 9:52 PM

R58 , I think that’s a fantastic idea.

by Anonymousreply 59April 23, 2022 9:52 PM

Ugh, NO, R40.

He reminds me of a young James Arness crossed with a young Rev. Billy Graham.

by Anonymousreply 60April 23, 2022 11:03 PM

[R27] on the blog "GAY OR STRAIGHT" IT RATES HIM 74% GAY! HOWEVER, the sample of those responding was around 8! Obviously, those 8 could be cranks or have it in for him! I'm waiting for a response over 100 before I smell any smoke! BTW: he is in a relationship with a girl when they were students at Ohio State! (That's a long time, without getting down and ask her to marry him! Also, they are not living together, as he lives with his parents!) Just say'en!

by Anonymousreply 61July 31, 2023 10:38 PM

Notorious pussyhound. Big Trump supporter.

by Anonymousreply 62July 31, 2023 10:45 PM

Is this the one where they skate around or hit a ball with a piece of wood?

by Anonymousreply 63July 31, 2023 10:48 PM

I've never understood why people care one way or another if the other guy is cut or uncut.

I can see where it might matter to you as an individual if YOU were.

All this hoopla is exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 64July 31, 2023 10:51 PM

That cigar in his mouth was a deal breaker. I no longer care about his foreskin.

by Anonymousreply 65July 31, 2023 11:22 PM

[quote]Notorious pussyhound. Big Trump supporter.

[quote]After winning the Heisman Trophy by a historic margin Saturday, LSU’s record-breaking quarterback used his acceptance speech to tearfully remember those who are less fortunate, specifically highlighting the problem of hunger in his hometown of Athens, Ohio. That kind gesture went viral and sent ripples nationally, sparking an impromptu fundraiser that left the Athens County Food Pantry with nearly $435,000 in donations by Wednesday morning.

Doesn't sound very Trumpian to me. At 3:30.

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by Anonymousreply 66July 31, 2023 11:45 PM
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