She has rotavirus not Coronavirus.
Company is postponed because several stagehands are out sick.
Tempted to start a Twitter account @PattiLuPonesToilet
One of you bitches has likely beaten me to it already.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 27, 2021 2:57 AM |
TMI.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 27, 2021 2:59 AM |
I guess that's why Clay's insanely cute kid was playing doctor on IG.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 27, 2021 2:59 AM |
R2 is too dainty for this world!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 27, 2021 3:02 AM |
Toilet, I know how you feel.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 27, 2021 3:04 AM |
Just not sure why we have to share all the lurid details. Is there value in that?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 27, 2021 3:04 AM |
Stealth scat thread?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 27, 2021 3:05 AM |
I can't imagine elegant stars such as Elaine Paige or Bernadette Peters sharing such information publicly.
Yet this is right up Patti's alley.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 27, 2021 3:07 AM |
Patti’s alley is so sore tonight.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 27, 2021 3:22 AM |
Patti is the people's belter.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 27, 2021 3:25 AM |
Has anyone actually asked the toilet?
You know you bitches want to.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 27, 2021 3:27 AM |
Miss Lupone? Always ready for a brawl.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 27, 2021 3:27 AM |
why so preemptively hostile? We have endured a pandemic for two years, a few shows closed prematurely because of cv19. why would anyone be surprised let alone annoyed the conclusion is cv19 is responsible for the closure?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 27, 2021 3:39 AM |
If it was an automatic toilet and flushed before La Patti had finished eliminating, did she scream at it?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 27, 2021 3:39 AM |
Even in her "I regret to inform you" messages, she comes across as a bitter cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 27, 2021 3:41 AM |
Corn pone? When did i eat corn pone?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 27, 2021 3:42 AM |
"WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT? WHAT GIVES YOOOU THE RIGHT! I HAVE COME HERE TO PERFORM THE BEST BOWEL MOVEMENT I POSSIBLY CAN!"
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 27, 2021 3:46 AM |
The return of "Splatti" Lupone!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 27, 2021 4:06 AM |
"Rose's Turn ... to Shit"
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 27, 2021 4:13 AM |
She doesn't say she has it. She says she had it, past tense. She missed two shows, again past tense. And the two other actors being sick happened on the 17th.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 27, 2021 4:23 AM |
Splatsy, not Splatti.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 27, 2021 4:30 AM |
Did she LuPone or LuPtwo?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 27, 2021 5:21 AM |
R7 Enjoys liking their own posts.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 27, 2021 7:50 AM |
It's the little things you doo doo together.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 27, 2021 11:49 AM |
Patti is gross
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 15, 2022 4:34 AM |
I sent her a bowel movement.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 15, 2022 4:40 AM |