What Group/Band would you let every member fuck you?

This was done before. And the winner was Duran Duran.

You’re a whore, darling

Jonas Brothers

B2K

Ride.

Menudo, ca 1985.

Does the philharmonic count?

One direction. Yes there are ones you could do without but I would endure.

The Beatles c. 1970.

Nickleback because I hate myself.

The Mamas and the Papas.

BTS. All 16 of them.

Atlas Genius. But not at the same time. They’re brothers.

Panic at the Disco.

Especially Brendon Urie!

BLINK 182!

Another vote for Ride here

sorry, R14.

I just cannot get past "guyliner."

Wild Cub. I want the singer in me. Deeply.

[quote]What Group/Band would you let every member fuck you?

You mean, like, again?

Vampire Weekend. Two happily, two as the price to pay.

Yugoslavian National Basketball Team. Again.

Despite their being supreme douchebags, the Chainsmokers. Both of them, preferably at the same time.

God, whatever happened to Foster The People?

KC minus the Sunshine Band

The Partridge Family just to get a reaction out of Susan Dey.

Blur

Owl City because I am no whore and it only has one member.

R23 they still make music. Just nothing the mainstream cares about.

I loved their song “Houdini”

All of the above, I’m not picky.

98 Degrees were all pretty good looking at the time, not so much now but 3/4 of them are still not bad.

Evan and Jaron

Wham

R30, hilarious that one of 98 degrees is now a chippendales dancer!

R4 According to the stories, the manager of the group had all of them.

Big Fun (not the fake Heathers band).

Wet Wet Wet

Thread CLOSED!

Sadly, everyone is fat now

“Of which group/band…” OP.

R23 the drummer recently left the band to spend more time with family.

They performed three 10 year anniversary shows of Torches in its entirety last month in LA. They played quite a few songs for the first time live.

In their heyday, 1970s R&B group Tavares.

[quote] Despite their being supreme douchebags, the Chainsmokers. Both of them, preferably at the same time.

You'd get the whole 17.34 inches. Quite frankly I agree with you, just for the chance of seeing if their dicks really are that long.

Thanks for the peppy song about school shooting, guys. Yeah, make it cool.

R2 The moonfaced op Ewwdwin is a snow queen whore and would let any fit white man fuck it’s 350 pound Nueva Rican ass.

Franz Ferdinand. Something for everyone.

Another vote for 98 degrees.

Uh, BSB?

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir

So hot back in the day.

Eh, Imagine Dragons aren't exactly slouches. And I'm pretty sure at least 1 1/2 of them are gay.

I would say Nelson, but they were both clearly bottoms.

Quantity not quality...

A-HA (I'd do Paul to get to the other ones)

"Til Tuesday (just to get to the 2 alpha males)

'N' Sync (just to get to Justin)

U2 (just to get to Larry)

WHAM! (just to get to George M.)

The 2 in the3 back are just great =

Paul is the 1 on the left =

Depeche Mode. Yes, even Andy Fletcher.

These guys

Phoenix

The Mounted Band of the Household Cavalry. So brazen about being ‘mounted’.

Hanson. I'd suffer through Zac to get to Isaac and Taylor.

Greta Van Tight Pants

I always had a thing for the lead singer of Crowded House (bottom right), but since the rules are that we have to let every member fuck us, I guess the other two are do-able.

One of them is dead, R61, so you're 50% off the hook.

The two guys from Savage Garden are pretty hot, so yeah. Them.

Oh dear, R62.

Which one? I had no idea.

Paul Hester, R64, the drummer. He committed suicide about 15 or so years ago. I forget exactly when, but it was a while back, maybe not that long.

Oh that's a bummer, R65.

Thanks for the info.

98 degrees.

Take That, with or without Robbie Williams.

Every Mother's Son during the week.....

And Eric Burden and the Animals on the weekend.

Early days of My Chemical Romance, but I'd want penicillin on standby.

Fred Waring and His Pennsylvanians.

[quote] Early days of My Chemical Romance

Only the three in the middle.

The two on the ends are fugly.

R73, quite frankly the ones on the ends are the only ones I find hot.

R73 The band is ugly.

Duran Duran, no question.

R33, he's in his 50's now!

The Ramones!!!!!!

Well-Strung

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

Coldplay.

Really, I'm only interested in Guy Berryman, the bassist. But I'd let the others fuck me too.

The Monkees. I was a little boy at the time and I imagined they all had big bushes. I wouldn't be surprised on reflection.

I forgot something...

R31 one of them is now Kevin Spacey's “manager”

The Grass Roots

Red Hot Chili Peppers

OP- I'm a TOP.

I do the FUCKING.

R85- I think you made a mistake. The lead singer is singing that he want to FEEL YOU DEEP INSIDE ME- he's a bottom. Maybe the others were tops.

Social Distortion circa 1984.

Stillwater, the band in Almost Famous.

Huey Lewis and The News. Though I would probably have made three of the News wear bags over their heads.

R82, also the Monkees back in the day, but mostly just to get to Peter and secondly Davey Jones.

The other two were tolerable.

The Strokes (2001 version)

NCT 127 127 times

Tenacious D. For real. Over and over again.

R91, you probably enjoy this little story from Celebs You Saw Naked thread from LPSG, posted in 2008. I know I did since I've been lusting after Huey since my teens in the 80s.

"Huey Lewis showed up, on a binge drink-o-thon, at the Radio City in SLC one afternoon (1980). The RC was/is a dive and at 4:00 PM it was basically empty. No one, including me, paid much attention to or recognized him. He had his pockets stuffed with mini bottles of scotch. He slugged down a mini (2.5 ounces) then sucked enough air out of the bottle that it hung from the tip of his tongue. He thought this was terribly funny.

"He was dressed in a gray business suit, white dress shirt, and neck tie spilling out of one pocket. He was feeling no pain. He also appeared very haggered and old. It finally dawned on me who he was when he grinned. I asked him what else he could suck. He grabbed my knee, leaned into me and said "You don't want to know." He steadied himself against me as he stood up, slipping his hand up into my crotch. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I figured that was a come-on.

"He walked off to the mens room, looking back and grinned at me as he went in. Of course I followed. He had a decent-handful-sized dick. Basically the same thickness at the head as it was at the base. Uncut. We both leaned forward over the trough urinal and enjoyed watching each other piss. He was VERY relaxed and playful. He showed plenty of interest in watching me hold my tool with both hands. When he finished draining his dick he played with himself enough that it grew which I decided was enough of an invitation for me to play with it too. Yes, I went down on him (Huey, you reading this?).

"I can easily take in an oversized 7+ inches in my experienced mouth and his semi-hard cock (or semi-soft) comfortably plugged up my pie hole. Unfortunately, we were interrupted by a couple of cackling scag drag queens (cross dressers with beards) intent on fucking up any action in the mens toilet. They scared him off before I could really go to work on him. But he may have been too drunk to have ever got it completely up. I tried following him, but he'd made a very quick exit from the bar onto State Street. Just as well. The overwhelming stench on him of alcohol toxicity coming through the pores of his skin and on his clothes was rather disenchanting."

What a bullshit story. Huey Lewis was completely unknown in 1980. His first hit with The News didn't happen until two years later, and even then the story would have been doubtful, as they didn't really break through for two more years, enough to be recognizable.

R97- 80's music is CRAP

U2. Each member had a period of hotness. Larry’s lasted the longest- from the mid 80’s to 2010 ish, Bono’s was during the Achtung Baby/Zooropa era (Mephisto alter ego), Handlebar mustached Edge in Pop era, and silver haired Adam around 2005-maybe now. I would’ve done all of them.

High school me would’ve given almost anything to fuck all three guys from Silverchair. Especially the one on the right, Chris.

Now Chris is fat and the blond, Daniel, looks scary.

I like OP’s taste. That blond drummer is sex on a stick.

[quote] What a bullshit story. Huey Lewis was completely unknown in 1980.

I'd imagine it's easy to forget the exact year when recalling something from decades ago. For a celebrity sighting the story is at least interesting but obviously as it is with these kinds of stories no one can verify it. I'd certainly love it to be true.

I probably wouldn't have carped had it not been a failed Penthouse Forum letter.

Spandau Ballet.......

Paul Revere and the Raiders. Yes, I am showing my age. They were so damned hot!

Up with People

[106] I did them - meh

USC's marching band when they performed on Tusk for Fleetwood Mac.

BUT NOT FLEETWOOD MAC!

Because I'm a cumdump whore who has standards.

Up With people, because I'm addicted to CHEESE

I would've agreed with R67, but I can't get do that guy who looks like Chuck Todd

can't do*

Guns n' Roses

The Jackson 4………I mean I ain’t trying to get dead guy dick up in this bussy.

The BeeGees. I’d do Robin to get to Barry.

Plus little bro Andy

Beastie Boys rip MCA